If Piper was a daughter of Hades, how different do you think she would be?
Oh man, this is an amazing question. Here are my head canons for Piper as a daughter of Hades.
Her mom Trista McLean is a famous actress notable for her rolls as very deep, somber characters and best known for portraying Death in a movie about a car crash victim that has to accept their demise and move on
Hades was fascinated by her portrayal of Death and they met/fell in love while the movie was being filmed
When Trista found out she was pregnant she tried to hide the truth about Hades from herself in hopes the baby would never have to know
Growing up Piper would constantly find dying animals and take care of them until they passed away, she often sang dirges to them to ease their suffering
At first she wanted to get into acting like her mom but after giving Hamlet’s soliloquy at an audition for school play and receiving shocked silence changes her mind
Trista continues to hide Piper’s father from her thinking it will keep Piper safe but it creates arguments that lead to Trista sending Piper off to boarding school
Piper sings dirges to herself and stands out from her peers to the point of frightening students and teachers and each school she goes to tries to find a way to push her out
At Wilderness School Leo teaches her about Dia de los Muertos and Piper is strangely happy to know not everyone sees death and the afterlife as terrifying
When Piper is claimed as a daughter of Hades CHB panics and Piper feels more of an outcast, she also worries Jason will hate her because of the relationship between their fathers and that Leo will abandon her too
Jason tells her he couldn’t care less and still wants to be her friend and Leo jokes that now it makes sense why she’s so creepy
After rescuing her mother with the help of Jason and Leo she confronts Trista about everything but Trista refuses to accept it and claims she won’t have her daughter suffer like the rest of his children and Piper understands
Piper still decorates her hair with bright feathers in homage to her ancestry but also wears poppies, carnations, and marigolds to show death in a less negative light
Piper struggles to fit in during the war and prove that she can both control her powers and use them to help
i cannot believe you're being so rude about dan howell, an actual real life live human with a life just as complex as yours, because he may or may not have been to the bahamas. oh no, how dare he post a photo on the same day phil posted a video. fuckin' end of the world. disaster. god.
hc where dan is a new teacher at a school and he's v shy and he has a crush on the principle (aka phil) who's all professional and orderly and Phil goes in to dans class to watch him teach and do one of those evaluation things and Phil notices how flustered dan gets when they make eye contact and they fuck after class
Dan’s a good teacher. That’s what he’s worked for for years, right? Endless hours of schooling, to be a high school teacher at a somewhat-prestigious private school.
He smiled a lot, and was a good listener. He wasn’t the favorite teacher, or the cool one necessarily, but he was a good one. Even though he’d stutter and blush whenever the principle came within twenty feet of him.
Dan sighed, shuffling some papers on his desk. He was tired; he had gotten to school early to work, and he hadn’t even had coffee yet. He looked up when a boy walked in; a scrawny student with glasses, his nickname was Georgie and he loved Dan.
Dan tried to smile, running his fingers through his messy hair. “Hey Georgie,” he mumbled, stifling a yawn. “Early again?”
The boy nodded. “I need to study for the test today.”
Oh. That’s right, the test.
“Mmh, that’s smart of you,” Dan muttered, pushing the stack of papers to the side of his desk.
“Professor,” he started, stepping forward and tilting his head to the side. “You know about the inspection, right? You don’t look very prepared…” Georgie pointed to the mess on Dan’s desk; the scattered papers and piled up coffee cups.
Dan frowned, his heart dropping. “Inspection…? I didn’t hear about an inspection…”
The boy raised his eyebrows. “Yeah, the check up for the teachers today. The principle’s coming around during class…” he trailed off.
Dan’s eyes widened. “Shit,” he cursed under his breath. “Oops. I didn’t cuss, don’t tell your parents.” Georgie giggled.
He hadn’t known. Why had no one told him?
They probably had. He had been rather spacey recently.
“Well I’m screwed,” Dan mumbled, biting his lip. “Georgie, would you mind helping me clean up a bit…? I’ll give you extra credit…”
The boy nodded immediately, slinging off his bag and tossing it on the nearest desk.
“Sir?” Georgie smirked slightly, helping Dan with some of the mugs. “Do you have a crush on Mr. Lester?”
Dan immediately flustered, his face going red. “A crush? N-No, of course not, it’s… I wouldn’t call it a crush…” Dan swallowed, stumbling over his words. “You w-wouldn’t understand.”
Georgie rolled his eyes, straightening his glasses. “Whatever you say, professor.”
The rest of the day, Dan was a mess. He was sweaty and his hands were shaking, and he stuttered far too much.
The students were noticing; a few times one of them would raise their hand and ask what was wrong, and Dan would just deflect it. He couldn’t mess this up; he actually liked this job, he liked the kids. And it would hurt to be fired by the literal most attractive man he’d ever seen.
Damn it, he needed to get it together.
His literature class was the last to be inspected, which just made it worse. When the door finally quietly opened and shut and Phil Lester stepped through, Dan actually jumped.
“Uh, great,” he breathed, flashing the man a shaky smile and pushing a strand of hair behind his ear. “Guys, your principle is here to check me out.” He instantly realized what he had said, and his face went magenta. “Er, I didn’t mean…” he let his face fall into his hands; some of the kids laughed, and one whistled. “Nevermind.”
Phil chuckled quietly, shaking his head. “It’s fine, Mr. Howell. Don’t worry, nothing too serious, I’m just here to observe.” He made a motion with his hand for Dan to continue. “Go on. Don’t mind me.”
The problem was, Dan did mind him. He was in the corner of his vision, in his fucking sexy tie and that look on his face…
Dan was sweating, and he stumbled over his words more than a few times, once even forgetting what he was saying all together.
He was a hot mess the whole time, and that’s why he wasn’t surprised when Phil stayed where he was after all of the students had trailed from the room.
Dan sighed, facing him and offering him a tight lipped smile.
“I’m sorry… that wasn’t the best class I’ve taught, I’ve been sick…”
Phil held out his hand, stopping him. “Please don’t worry, Mr. Howell. You’re not in trouble. I just have to ask you something.”
Dan frowned, his nerves getting the best of him, his stomach flipping. “Yes?”
Phil set down his clipboard, and straightening his glasses. “Are you scared of me, Dan?”
Dan raised his eyebrows, surprised by the question. “Scared… of you…?” Dan repeated.
Phil nodded, taking off the glasses and setting them down, stepping forward, and Dan’s breath caught.
“I couldn’t help but notice how nervous you looked,” Phil said calmly, and Dan swore he saw the hint of a smirk on his lips. “Your eyes kept… flickering to me, and you’d get distracted. Are you intimidated by me?”
Dan bit his lip, keeping Phil’s gaze, trying not to show how much of an effect he had on him.
“Was I? I suppose I’m just nervous about my job, I like working here…” he trailed off, sighing at the skeptical look on Phil’s face. “Okay. You caught me.” He laughed, running his fingers through his hair. “I have a tiny crush on you, it’s silly.”
Phil raised one eyebrow, stepping closer again, backing him against the desk. Now Dan was positive he was smirking, just the tiniest bit, and it was attractive as hell.
“Is that so?” He asked, his voice going low, and Dan’s eyes widened.
“Yes?” Dan squeaked, and cleared his throat. Phil chuckled.
“Well I don’t find that silly, Mr. Howell. It’s actually quite flattering.” He placed his hands on either side of Dan, leaning against the desk, effectively trapping him against the wood.
“Oh yeah?” Dan breathed. This was definitely a move. His heart skipped a beat, and he let his eyes flicker from Phil’s eyes to his lips. If he kissed him, Dan would pass out.
Phil smiled crookedly. “Yes. And if I’m being completely honest, I have the smallest crush on you as well.”
Dan’s face tinted even more pink, and he bit his lip. “R-Really?”
“Yes…” Phil drew a line up Dan’s jaw with his finger, hooking it under his chin and smirking. He moved close enough to Dan’s ear that he could feel his breath against his skin. “I think you’re cute. But you won’t let that distract you, will you professor?”
Dan swallowed, and Jesus, this was turning him on.
“No, of c-course not, sir,” Dan breathed, stifling a moan as Phil’s breath brushed his neck.
“Mmh,” Phil hummed in approval, and Dan could practically taste his grin. “Good boy.” And then Phil’s lips were against Dan’s throat, sucking gently, and Dan lost it.
His hands flew up, grasping at Phil’s shirt, and he let out a quiet whimper-moan combination. Phil chuckled, letting his hands fall to Dan’s waist and pulling him closer.
Dan threw his head back, giving Phil more access and whining as he bit down on Dan’s most sensitive spots. It was crazy how he knew all the places that would make Dan weak, when he hadn’t even touched him before.
“If we’re still being honest,” Phil growled under his breath, reaching up to tangle his fingers in Dan’s hair and pulling his head back. “I’ve wanted to do this since you started working here.”
Dan moaned from the combination of the words and the rough gesture. “Please…” he whined, squirming against Phil’s touch.
Phil smirked, nipping at a spot right under Dan’s ear. “Please what, baby?”
“I want you,” Dan muttered in response, hooking his fingers in Phil’s belt loops and pulling him closer so their hips were pressed together. “Please, Phil.”
Phil grinned, pulling Dan forward by the shirt and kissing him open mouthed. Dan kissed back immediately, letting Phil take control, moaning against his mouth as Phil slipped his tongue into Dan’s, gripping his waist.
Phil’s hands roamed Dan’s body and soon it was frantic, kissing him roughly and touching everywhere he could reach. Dan whimpered, bucking his hips into Phil’s, making Phil groan and hold him still, grinding against him.
Phil pulled back, his hair messy and his eyes flashing with pure lust.
“Clothes off,” he growled, moving over to the door and locking it.
Dan hurried to pull his jeans down when he collected himself, kicking them away as well as his shoes, tugging his sweater over his head. When Phil got back he kissed Dan again, loosening his tie.
“Pants,” he muttered, an order, and Dan nodded, falling to his knees and working at Phil’s zipper. He tugged them down, mouthing at the visible bulge in his boxers.
Phil groaned, tangling his fingers in Dan’s hair with one hand and using the other to unbutton his shirt.
“Jesus, Dan,” he breathed. “You’re good with your mouth.”
Dan looked up at him, grinning and standing, pushing Phil’s shirt the rest of the way off. “Thanks.”
Phil pushed him back against the desk, kissing him hotly and grabbing at his ass, grinding against him. Dan moaned, a high pitched whine falling from his lips.
“Do you have…?”
“Yes,” Dan said immediately, moving to dig through the bottom drawer of his desk, pulling out a condom and then a small bottle of lube. Phil raised his eyebrows, and Dan shrugged. “What, I masterbate a lot,” he mumbled, coming back and wrapping his arms around Phil’s neck.
Phil smirked, kneading his ass and making Dan squeak. “Do you think about me?”
“Hell yeah,” Dan answered, breathless. “Now fuck me.”
Phil nodded, silently flipping Dan around, bending him over the desk. “Impatient,” he muttered, tutting and smoothing his hand over Dan’s ass.
Dan whimpered, burying his face in his arms and pushing back. “Please, sir, more.”
Phil tugged Dan’s boxers down swiftly, digging his nails into the soft flesh.
“Of course, babe,” he growled, pressing Dan’s face against the desk.
It didn’t take long to stretch him; Dan whined and pushed back on his fingers, transformed into a horny submissive teenager by Phil’s touch. It was adorable, and Phil could feel himself getting harder by the second.
Soon enough Dan was stretched enough, and Phil hurried to roll on the rubber and lube himself up, the anticipation in his stomach building.
He placed one hand firmly on Dan’s lower back and one was tangled in his hair, tugging as he pushed in without warning.
Dan cried out, muffling his moans of desperation by biting down on his hand. Phil groaned at the tight heat surrounding him, bottoming out slowly and digging his nails into Dan’s skin.
“So good,” he breathed huskily, pulling out almost all the way and pushing back in. “So fucking good, Dan, so tight- look so good underneath me…”
Dan moaned, loud and feminine; Phil was a talker, and fuck, that turned him on. Phil snapped his hips suddenly, thrusting hard, filling Dan up completely and making him scream. His eyes rolled back in his head.
“Fuck-! Phil, fuck, harder-!” He felt Phil press his face into the desk harder, and he practically drooled, panting desperately.
Phil listened to him, speeding up his thrusts and fucking into him rough. He rolled his hips, groaning and gripping Dan’s hips.
“Fuck, Dan-” he moaned, lining himself up to Dan’s body to kiss down the back of his neck as he thrust into him. “Oh Jesus, you feel so good.”
He sped up as much as he could, the only noises in the room being Dan’s noises of pleasure as well and Phil’s groans, and the slapping of skin.
Dan nearly screamed as Phil pounded into his prostate over and over again, hitting him in just the right spots, and he could feel himself getting close.
He came without warning, over the desk, his moans loud as ever and high pitched and whiny.
Phil made a noise low in his throat at Dan’s sudden change of pitch, and the tightening around his cock, and came into him with one last thrust.
"the cake scene is officially the new vegas video" what does that mean? I'm new to this fandom, so I have no idea what you're referencing here.
WARNING!!!! VERY MINOR TATINOF SPOILERS AHEAD:
The “cake scene” is a scene from tatinof. During the fanfic portion of tatinof, the audience is given the option of two scenes; one where Phil feeds Dan cake or one where Phil draws Dan like a French girl (a reference to Titanic). Only 2 (or maybe 3. I forget.) audiences in the entire US chose the cake scene. When Dan and Phil filmed tatinof in LA, the audience chose the “French girl” scene so that is what ended up in the tatinof movie. But, after the show, Dan and Phil came back on stage and did the “cake scene” so it would be filmed too.
Fast forward to right before the tatinof movie and documentary were released and Dan mentioned in a liveshow that the cake scene wouldn’t be in the movie but they’ll put it on one of their channels. It wasn’t uploaded. People kept asking Dan about it during his liveshows and he kept saying that he’d upload it soon or he’d ask us if we wanted him to upload it (and everyone in the chat always said yes). Then he hinted at it for a while and the phandom kept wanting to see it more and more and he still hasn’t uploaded it.
It’s become a very hyped up thing in the phandom since, unless you went to one of those very few shows, nobody has seen the cake scene. This has only been escalated by people who have seen it being pretty secretive about it, while also furthering the rumor that it’s the greatest thing ever. People really want to see it and Dan isn’t uploading it because he hates us lol
I made the post about it today because in his liveshow today, somebody mentioned “the cake scene” in the chat and he responded (sarcastically) that he didn’t know what they were talking about (because he’s a fucking tease that likes playing with our emotions)
If you don’t know what the “Vegas video” is then:
<<keep reading below because I don’t want this post to be too long>>
Would it be possible for you to like make a list of what happened in April? I keep hearing the phandom talk about April 2017 being the greatest thing to happen ever but I just hear snippets of stuff and I gotta admit I'm confused. 😅
yes ofc ! i hope this helps a bit (i’m pretty confused myself too tbh so i’ll just list som things i consider relevant and sorry these aren’t in any chronological order)
freezing outside and I was shivering although I was wearing a beanie and a
thick woollen scarf. Today of all days the school bus had broken down and I was
left in the cold when all I wanted was to just get home. I unlocked my phone
and dealt my brothers number, thankfully he picked up right away.
little sister?” Phil greeted me, he clearly sounded stressed.
you pick me up? I think there is a problem with the bus’s engine and I’d freeze
to death if I walk all the way home.”
“I’m on my
way to this meeting. I told you it’s today, didn’t I? Sorry, sis, I can’t pick
you up right now.” Phil indeed sounded immensely sorry.
“Oh yah, I
forgot. Then I will just have to walk.” I said with little motivation. It was
surely going to take me about two hours.
Dan. I’m sure he can get you, he’s coming over today anyway.”
the mention of his name made my heart beat faster. I had a huge crush on my
elder brother’s best friend. Super cliché, I know. But how could I not crush on
such a guy?
never tell Phil how I feel about his best friend. He would make it obvious and
probably embarrass me in front of him. The chances of Dan liking me back were
-11%. Do guys ever go for their friend’s little sister? I don’t think so. At
least Dan doesn’t.
Dan told me, as I opened the door to his car.
picking me up.” I shyly smiled at him as I got in.
want you to freeze to death. Phil would have killed me if I left you here.” Dan
laughed before he started driving again.
Why do guys
look 100 times more attractive when driving? I could literally feel my level of
nervousness rise by the second. Never had I been all alone with Dan before.
was school?” he asked me, keeping his eyes on the road.
I was glad
that he decided to break the silence since I was horrible at starting a
seriously asking me that?” I grinned as he laughed a little.
was as boring as always.” Dan answered for me instead.
and nodded my head in agreement. Dan took a quick glance at me and shot me a
you are staying over today?” I wanted to make sure that I heard him correctly.
“Yup, I hope
you don’t mind.”
I?” I blushed a bit as I said that and hoped he wouldn’t see it.
getting pretty warm in the car so I took of my beanie and totally messed up my
hair while doing so. It must have looked totally dishevelled because Dan was
a look.” He joked as I tried to quickly fix my hair.
“Shut up.” I
groaned in embarrassment.
continued to make small talk and joked around until we arrived at home.
again, Dan.” I emphasised after we had both gotten out of the car and I
unlocked the front door.
I didn’t know when Phil was going to get back
from his meeting, I just knew that I was alone with Dan until then. Normally he
would have come over later, but because of the circumstances he was here
already. It was just me and him. Just us two. Alone in this house.
I threw my
school bag into the corner the second I walked in.
you are spending the afternoon with me. I’m the cooler Lester anyway.” I
grinned as we both got rid of our coats and boots.
I always get
super excited whenever my brother invites Dan over, being alone with him made
my heart race and I had to stop my hands from trembling by taking a few deep
your room. I feel like the last time I was in here there were Barbie dolls all
over the floor.” Dan told me, having followed me into my room. He was examining
the pictures and posters that decorated my walls.
definitely exaggerating.” I laughed “Do you wanna order pizza and play video
games?” I asked Dan and as soon as those words had left my mouth his eyes lit
later we were sat in front of the TV, both holding a controller.
“Why are so
good at this?” Dan asked me. He was clearly impressed and surprised.
“Who do you
think plays these games with Phil when you are not here.” I answered, trying
not to give away the fact that I was very much enjoying Dan’s admiration.
afternoon was all I had ever hoped for. I have always been a bit jealous of
Phil and everybody else who could see Dan whenever they wanted to. Now I was
finally spending some time with him and it was going incredible well.
going down, Howell.” I exclaimed halfway through the game. I was certain that I
was going to win.
actually think you can stand a chance against me? That’s cute.” He said as if
he was talking to a toddler and ruffled my hair.
messed my hair up again.” I complained as I tried to fix it for the second time
nothing can beat the way your hair looked in my car today.” He admitted,
I like to
wear beanies okay? I prefer being warm over beautiful.
mean!” I whined and playfully hit his left shoulder.
“I said it’s
a look. That’s a compliment!” Dan threw his hands up in defence and grinned at
me like a fool.
stop flirting with me.” I told him jokingly, probably taking it a little bit
too far in an attempt to be funny. He must’ve thought I’m a total loser. To my
utter surprise, he blushed. I made Daniel Howell blush!
trying to flirt with you.” He stuttered wide eyed. His cheeks were still red
and he wasn’t concentrating on the game anymore.
“I know.” I
assured him. The rush of excitement slowly vanished as I could feel my heart
sink. Of course, he wouldn’t flirt with me. I knew that. Why would I expect
Phil’s sister. I would never.” Dan babbled, trying to make it sound like he was
totally revolted about the idea of me and him together.
“I know.” I
repeated awkwardly, trying my best to not sound hurt.
continue-“ I started but Dan cut me off.
would never. Phil would hate me - or even kill me. It’s not like I’m interested
in you. And you are definitely not into me, right?” He rambled. It seemed like
he was trying to convince himself instead of talking to me.
even give me the time to answer before he was thinking out loud again.
off limits. One just doesn’t kiss one’s best friend’s sister. Even if I wanted
to which I certainly don’t and-“ He stopped himself in the middle of his
sentence. His eyes were burning into my skin. We just stared at each other for
a second before his lips crashed down on mine.
eagerly kissing me, stabilizing my head with his hand. I kissed back, like I had
kissed him a million times before. This had to be a dream, right? Suddenly I wasn’t
thinking anymore, it was like my brain had shut down and my heart and emotions
had taken over. My inside was tingling, and I was nearly bursting with joy.
It was a
quick but intense kiss and after we broke apart I was overwhelmed with what had
just happened. Did Dan just actually kiss me?
say you weren’t flirting with me and that you certainly don’t want to kiss me?”
I asked Dan and although I wanted to tease him, I had an extremely huge smile
on my face.
wasn’t exactly true. I was just trying to convince myself, but honestly kissing
you is worth getting killed by your brother.” Dan was smiling too and shyly scratching
the back of his head.
stared at him like a fool and he stared right back. We were both wearing big
smiles and I was already fantasizing about kissing him again.
Phil, but I -“ Dan started, but he was interrupted.
Phil what?” Phil himself asked with raised eyebrows as he entered the room,
looking at Dan and then at me.