dan answered me

dan: there will be a pinof later this month…but we’ve got something else to get out of the way this month…*looks down* er…something that…we’ve been meaning to er…talk about for a long time [and] we’ve decided it’s finally time to share with the world so er…hope you look forward to that

me (esp. @ 10 secs in):

ps. he said something abt “graphic design” afterwards so hold ya demon horses pals lmao i know the feel but lol let’s not make a mountain out of a mole hill i’m just laughingngfn at how he worded that jfc

anonymous asked:

dan is so beautiful and anyone who disagrees is lying. like have you seen that boy? he has slight curves and a soft face and his lips jesus christ. and gorgeous long legs and he has a little bit of a chub tum. everything about him is so soft yet he can go from holy shit to aww it literally two seconds and he looks gorgeous in literally everything.

i thought this answer needed some visual representation

like this is just a random liveshow screenshot?? hOW??

WHY WHY WHY yOU knOw what this is dOIng to us bOIIIIII

phil lester: photographer extraordinaire

fOr fUCk!!!!!

my heart is soft :(((

tHE squISHieST bOYe???

the purest human :((( 7 hours of training a week looks good on him

eXCUse mE????

he deserves all the happiness in the world :(( i’m so :(((

gOD

this entire panel was a blessing for our eyes

i will nEVer be over this. eVER.

more denim jacket dan 2kforever pls :(((

fRECKles???? so good man :((((

i would die for him

gLoRiouS. stUnNinG. what is existence honestly


truly, what have we done to deserve him. i need to lie down.

How Dan and Phil probably broke up #57
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Phil:</b> Dan, The End is here<p/><b>Dan:</b> <p/><b>Dan:</b> Why did you name our child this way<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

anonymous asked:

I had a really vivid dream that Dan posted a pic on Instagram of him and Phil and Phil had his chin hooked over Dan' shoulder and his arms wrapped around Dan's waist and was holding one of his hands and they were both smiling really softly and happily at the camera and Dan had captioned the picture with "boys in love 👬" and everyone fREAKED tf out but it was so cute and softe Phil was wearing his California hoodie and Dan was wearing his black fluffy jumper uGH

this is beautiful

How Dan and Phil probably broke up #23
  • Dan: Phil you left all the cupboard doors open again
  • Phil: godDANit

slimjim1516  asked:

If Piper was a daughter of Hades, how different do you think she would be?

Oh man, this is an amazing question. Here are my head canons for Piper as a daughter of Hades.

  • Her mom Trista McLean is a famous actress notable for her rolls as very deep, somber characters and best known for portraying Death in a movie about a car crash victim that has to accept their demise and move on
  • Hades was fascinated by her portrayal of Death and they met/fell in love while the movie was being filmed
  • When Trista found out she was pregnant she tried to hide the truth about Hades from herself in hopes the baby would never have to know
  • Growing up Piper would constantly find dying animals and take care of them until they passed away, she often sang dirges to them to ease their suffering
  • At first she wanted to get into acting like her mom but after giving Hamlet’s soliloquy at an audition for school play and receiving shocked silence changes her mind
  • Trista continues to hide Piper’s father from her thinking it will keep Piper safe but it creates arguments that lead to Trista sending Piper off to boarding school
  • Piper sings dirges to herself and stands out from her peers to the point of frightening students and teachers and each school she goes to tries to find a way to push her out
  • At Wilderness School Leo teaches her about Dia de los Muertos and Piper is strangely happy to know not everyone sees death and the afterlife as terrifying
  • When Piper is claimed as a daughter of Hades CHB panics and Piper feels more of an outcast, she also worries Jason will hate her because of the relationship between their fathers and that Leo will abandon her too
  • Jason tells her he couldn’t care less and still wants to be her friend and Leo jokes that now it makes sense why she’s so creepy
  • After rescuing her mother with the help of Jason and Leo she confronts Trista about everything but Trista refuses to accept it and claims she won’t have her daughter suffer like the rest of his children and Piper understands
  • Piper still decorates her hair with bright feathers in homage to her ancestry but also wears poppies, carnations, and marigolds to show death in a less negative light 
  • Piper struggles to fit in during the war and prove that she can both control her powers and use them to help 
How Dan and Phil probably broke up #97

Phil: So Dan, you wanna try something new tonight? ;)

Dan: Sure ;P

Phil: *pulls out a wire whisk*

anonymous asked:

Okay how bout you just give us ur headcanons of dirty Kevin instead then

you ain’t gotta tell me twice! here are a few of my (completely made-up with little to no basis) kevin related headcanons!
- kevin studied chemistry in college, but he dropped out. he was no longer able to juggle school and his addiction issues. it didn’t feel important anyway, and to this day he doesn’t exactly regret it - though he does wonder what could have became of him if he stayed in school.
- if he meets with kids, sometimes he even tells them to stay in school. there could be a connection.
- by the way, dude’s good with kids.
- he started dealing after that, in a smaller scale, at first only to support his own habit.
- that was a pretty good time for a while. 
- UNTIL he overdosed on coke one night, got taken to a hospital, and was clinically dead for a while. later he described that being an “empty” feeling, and he’s anything but a poetic kinda guy.
- so like. no, he is not interested in your religon
- he was sent to rehab after that, which did do some wonders. the incident that got him there was a pretty big wake-up call - and he did realize he needed to change his lifestyle if he didn’t want to actually stay dead the next time.
- after getting out of rehab and working shitty jobs for about half a year, he got back to dealing - this time staying clean from the serious stuff himself. he was REALLY in for that profit.
- since then, he’d been kind of in a lot of different (see: illegal), not specifically drug-related operations, but he does keep it in mind to stay in line and mind his own business the best he can.
- at this point in life, kevin is not doing any Really Hard Drugs himself, but his lifestyle is still Awful. he’s been eating instant ramen every day the last month or so. someone help him.
- self care is selling drugs to girlscouts. 
- kevin is actually one of the FEW people who reads the fucking paper, so he knows who daniel is (though when meeting him face to face, he can’t exactly figure out WHERE he knows him from for about a day)
- he also refers to himself in third person an awful lot
- he’s actually very interested in chemistry and could talk about it for a good day or so.

anonymous asked:

sometimes i think about the fact that phil is obsessed with dans curly hair and dan loves ginger people and their freckles and how they fit so perfectly and i always start crying

sometimes i think about the fact that Dan and Phil moved into another apartment together and are planning on buying a forever home together with a dog and i always start crying

anonymous asked:

"the cake scene is officially the new vegas video" what does that mean? I'm new to this fandom, so I have no idea what you're referencing here.

WARNING!!!! VERY MINOR TATINOF SPOILERS AHEAD:

The “cake scene” is a scene from tatinof. During the fanfic portion of tatinof, the audience is given the option of two scenes; one where Phil feeds Dan cake or one where Phil draws Dan like a French girl (a reference to Titanic). Only 2 (or maybe 3. I forget.) audiences in the entire US chose the cake scene. When Dan and Phil filmed tatinof in LA, the audience chose the “French girl” scene so that is what ended up in the tatinof movie. But, after the show, Dan and Phil came back on stage and did the “cake scene” so it would be filmed too.  

Fast forward to right before the tatinof movie and documentary were released and Dan mentioned in a liveshow that the cake scene wouldn’t be in the movie but they’ll put it on one of their channels. It wasn’t uploaded. People kept asking Dan about it during his liveshows and he kept saying that he’d upload it soon or he’d ask us if we wanted him to upload it (and everyone in the chat always said yes). Then he hinted at it for a while and the phandom kept wanting to see it more and more and he still hasn’t uploaded it.

It’s become a very hyped up thing in the phandom since, unless you went to one of those very few shows, nobody has seen the cake scene. This has only been escalated by people who have seen it being pretty secretive about it, while also furthering the rumor that it’s the greatest thing ever. People really want to see it and Dan isn’t uploading it because he hates us lol 

I made the post about it today because in his liveshow today, somebody mentioned “the cake scene” in the chat and he responded (sarcastically) that he didn’t know what they were talking about (because he’s a fucking tease that likes playing with our emotions)

If you don’t know what the “Vegas video” is then:

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