dan and billy

Masterlist :)

Dan Howell:

Playlist Live / Playlist Live Part 2

Dan thinks you like Phil

Daddy Dan

Dan playing with the kids

Neck touching

Dan stands up for you at school

Fancy Date

I Win

One Million Subscribers

Half Asleep

Roller Coaster

Muse & Tattoo’s

She Has Her Dad’s Eyes

Sightseeing In London

Stood Up

Can I Have This Dance?

Radio Show

The Premiere

Resistance

I Do

Baby Girl

Dr. Howell

Shut Up and Dance With Me

The Whisper Challenge

Accidentally In Love

Camping

The Only Exception

The Costume Party

Christmas

Jump Scares

Stressed Out

A New Baby

Since High School

Wedding Night

Poor Judgment

Coffee Shop

Sleep Talking

IKEA

Kitchen Dancing

Late Night Snack

Christmas In April 

Froyo

Stupid Mistake

Pushing Him Away

Jealousy

Interview

Tomboy

Anxious

Critical Condition

Backroads

A Day In The Life

Phil Lester:

Phil celebrates your birthday

Phil apologies after a fight

Under The Blanket

Supernatural:

Aberdeen (DeanxReader)

You and Dean argue (DeanxReader)

The Deal (DeanxReader) ~8 Parts~

Part 1     Part 2     Part 3     Part 4     Part 5     Part 6     Part 7    Part 8

I Knew You Were Trouble (DeanxReader)

Formal Ball (DeanxReader)

The Roadhouse (DeanxReader)

I Can’t Lose You (DeanxReader)

Drabble (DeanxReader)

Just A Dream (DeanxReader)

All I Want For Christmas Is….The Winchesters! (DeanxReader)

Cheater (DeanxReader)

Be Careful (SamxReader)

Crush (SamxReader)

Seal The Deal With A Kiss (CrowleyxReader)

Half Sister (With A Twist)   /  Half Sister (With A Twist) Part 2

Demon Blood (Supernatural Imagine)/  Demon Blood Part 2/  Demon Blood Part 3

Sherlock:

May I Deduce You? (SherlockxReader) 8 Parts

Part 1    Part 2     Part 3     Part 4     Part 5     Part 6     Part 7     Part 8

Quiet People (SherlockxReader)

Why Can’t I Deduce You? (SherlockxReader)

Why Didn’t You Tell Me? (SherlockxReader)

New Years Party (SherlockxReader)

The Hospital (SherlockxReader)

It’s For A Case! (SherlockxReader)

My New Pet (Jim MoriartyxReader)/  My New Pet (Part 2)

Flatmate(Jim MoriartyxReader)

Christmas Dinner (Holmes Sister)

Youtubers:

I Missed You (Ian HecoxxReader)

Pretty Eyes (Ian HecoxxReader)

The Ball Pit (Anthony PadillaxReader)

Live Stream (Jack HowardxReader)

Filming (Ben CookxReader)

Cop Costume (Shayne ToppxReader)

Water Balloon War (Shayne ToppxReader)

Band Members:

Back From Tour (Josh DunxReader)

Facetime (Josh DunxReader)

Little Drummer Girl (Josh DunxReader)

Insecure (Josh DunxReader)

Party (Josh DunxReader)

Tell Her You Love Her (Josh DunxReader)

I Don’t Trust Myself With Loving You (Josh DunxReader)

Morning (Josh DunxReader)

What Would You Say? (Tyler JosephxReader)

Cincinnati (Pete WentzxReader)

Snapback (Pete WentzxReader)

Rooftop (Gerard WayxReader)

The Train (Gerard WayxReader)

The Movies (Mark HoppusxReader)

Tattoo Shop (Billie Joe ArmstrongxReader)

Other:

The Walking Dead (Daryl DixonxReader)

Weeping Angels (Tenth DoctorxReader)

The Panel (Grant GustinxReader)

Comic Con (Grant GustinxReader)

Subtle Hints (Grant GustinxReader)

Keys (Russell HowardxReader)

Triwizard Tournament (Harry PotterxReader)

Alley Way (Dallas WinstonxReader) 

ravenclaw-of-cabinseven  asked:

I agree with Bunny. I've always been a fan of the idea of Bats finding out about Dan and being totally supportive about it. Writing prompt! The League just learned about Batman's contingency plans to stop them if they go rogue. While they through a hissy fit, Danny is the only one who understands and supports his decision which leads to a talk about Dan and gaining of respect all around.

“God damn it!” Green Lantern slammed his hands on the table. The Justice League was at a meeting and everyone found out that Batman knew their weaknesses and actually have plans on how to take them down.

Well, except Wonder Woman. She doesn’t have a weakness.

“Calm down,” Zatara rose a hand to silence Hal.

“Calm down? Calm down? How can I calm down when HE,” Hal jabbed his finger in Batman’s direction, “has legitimate plans to take us down!”

“I will admit, this is disturbing,” Aquaman spoke.

“This isn’t something that I would like to know,” Green Arrow shook his head.

“This is only a precaution,” Batman told the others, eyes narrowing.

“Well, I’m glad that Batman knows how to take me down if I ever go bad,” Captain Marvel admitted, wanting his input to put some insight on the situation.

“But what if HE goes bad?” Green Lantern countered. At this point mayhem went wild.

Shouts, insults, and even rude gestures were catapulted to others. Most of it, however, was aimed at the Dark Knight.

“Enough!” A young voice rung throughout the room. Immediately all quieted. They all felt the air grow colder by a few degrees.

All eyes landed the acid green eyes of one ghost teen. Despite Phantom’s appearance and usually laid back personality, his presence demanded attention.

And attention he was given.

“I think Batman is in the right,” he said.

Outrage was their response.

“Shut it!” Phantom’s eyes glowed brighter, deadlier.

Silence.

“Let me tell you a story,” he started, “and no interrupting.” He gave Plastic Man a glare, knowing that the man was planning to interrupt in some way, shape, or form.

Everyone nodded.

Phantom took a breath.

“Some time ago something happened to me. Something… unpleasant to say the least. I met with the ghost of time, Clockwork, who watches over the timelines. And in one of the timelines a villain so powerful rose that not even the Justice League could stop him.”

The teen paused, watching as all who attended (except Batman) stiffened at his words.

“I was taken to the future with my two friends and saw that that timeline became my future if something didn’t happen. The only peaceful place left was Amity Park, but the reason for its ten years of peace fell and I met with the ultimate enemy.”

“… who was it?” Plastic Man asked in a audible whisper. Which caused Phantom to glare at him because of the interruption.

The man made of plastic held up his hands and gave an uneasy grin.

Phantom sighed.

“It was me.”

Everyone gasped.

“Well, technically it was me that somehow merged with Plasmius, but that’s not the point. Point was my future self was evil and was destroying everything.” Phantom lowered his eyes.

“Eventually we all went back to the past, and he, Dan,” the name spoke with venom and absolute loathing, “wanted to make sure he would exist. So he planned to have my family and friends killed with a teacher from the local high school.”

At this point the teen’s eyes were shut, hands clenched and trembling with anger and perhaps fear.

“I did something surprising. I gained a power that took him ten years to learn. I beat him,” he chuckled a little at this, “and you know what happened next?”

Many were afraid to answer.

“I failed them! They died in that explosion and I couldn’t save them!” Pure anguish was heard from the ghost teen. Tears leaked out from his eyes that were screwed shut. Slowly, the tension slipped away from his form.

“Thankfully Clockwork decided to be good to me. He set back time and brought them back,” Phantom looked back up at the Justice League, “and I count my blessings every day.”

The heroes relaxed at that.

“However I’m still not in the clear.”

They all tense back up at that confession.

“He still has a chance of existence until those ten years are up. So because of this I agree with Batman.”

No one said a word as Phantom left the meeting.

This Story is the G.O.A.T | Dan Stevens

This story is derived from a culmination of curious conversations and random requests, so here you have it. A Dan x reader one shot revolving entirely around… goats. Hope you enjoy!

Completely Safe for Work!




It’s nearly 6pm as you trudge up the stairs to your apartment building, sighing in relief that you’re finally home from work after a day of pure hell. Nothing that day had gone as planned and you spent every moment running around cleaning up everyone else’s mess and trying to meet deadlines. You couldn’t wait to run a piping hot bath and sink away into soothing heaven, preferably with a glass of wine in hand.

Entering the elevator you press the appropriate button, and a few moments later you step out onto the fifteenth floor. You’re in the final stretch as you make your way down the hall to the apartment you and Dan have shared for the past year, your feet practically screaming in your heels. Even through your exhausted daze you have enough energy to admire the interior design choices, noting the beautiful crown molding. Thanks to your joint salaries the two of you had been able to upgrade from a studio apartment in Chinatown to a two-bedroom corner apartment in Brooklyn Heights.

Reaching the door you slide your key in, turning the lock and pushing the door open, resisting the urge to collapse in a heap in the foyer. “Babe, I’m home.” you yell out, shutting and locking the door behind you and dropping your bag carelessly on the floor.

“Welcome home, love! I’ll be out in a minute!” he shouts from the master bedroom, his voice slightly muffled.

Rounding the corner into the kitchen you open the fridge, grabbing the chilled white wine from the door. Picking out your favourite glass, you pop the cork and begin pouring the cool, sweet liquid when you hear a loud clatter from the bedroom followed by a hushed groan of frustration.

You peer around the corner to look down the hallway. “Babe, everything okay in there?” you ask worriedly.

“Yeah, love, everything is fine. I’ll be out in a sec.” he replies hurriedly, his tone making you cock your eyebrow.

Despite your confusion you step back to the counter, filling your wine glass nearly to the rim. Before you can set the bottle back down another loud clatter rings out, making you jump this time. Unable to stifle your curiosity any longer you abandon your wine and make your way to the bedroom. The door is shut and you can hear a small commotion on the other side. Grasping the doorknob you give it a turn and push the door open, spotting Dan peering through the bathroom door. When he realizes you’ve entered the room he nudges his foot through the bathroom door and slams it shut behind him. You don’t have much time to register what is going on but the way he is keeping his body in front of the door like a human shield makes you scrunch your brows together in confusion.

“Dan?…” You say, letting the implied question linger in the air.

“Hello darling,” he exhales, walking over and grasping either side of your face, pressing a chaste but tender kiss to your lips. “How was your day?” he asks. You can’t help but notice the faint line of sweat speckled over his forehead.

“It was… fine- Dan, what on earth are you doing? What was all that noise?” you ask, gesturing towards the bathroom.

“It was nothing. I’ve just been… doing a bit of organizing and some things fell over.” he says, giving a shaky shrug.

“Really?” you ask, unconvinced as you cross your arms over your chest. “That’s… very unlike you.”

He scoffs at your accusation. “And what is that supposed to-“ His retort is suddenly cut off by the same loud clatter ringing out from inside the bathroom. He doesn’t move a muscle but you notice his eye twitch as he gives a nervous laugh.

“And what’s that? More… organizing?” You ask, gesturing to the door and cocking your eyebrow in contest.

As you make a break for the bathroom he rushes to the bedroom door behind you, shutting it quickly. Grasping the doorknob, you push it open not knowing what to expect, and are met with something that makes your jaw drop to the floor. You look down at a small herd of adorable, baby goats frolicking around the bathroom, their little hooves faintly clip-clopping across the tiled floor. You hear Dan’s voice rumble behind you as he laughs, making you whirl around to face him. He is leaning against the door frame, smiling as he watches you with loving eyes.

“Did you do this?” you ask incredulously, your voice shooting up half an octave.

He laughs heartily, his eyes squeezing shut for a moment before he straightens himself up, putting on a serious face. “No actually, I just came home and found them here.” he teases, shrugging his shoulders and nodding over-exaggeratedly. You smack his chest with a ‘thwap’ and he catches your arm, planting a sweet kiss on the inside of your wrist.

“Dan, we live in Brooklyn… on the fifteenth floor… how- how in the world did you get them up here?” you struggle to get out, overwhelmed by the horde of cute animals and your arguably cuter boyfriend laughing at your reaction.

“Remember that time we went to the petting zoo and I had to practically drag you away from the goat exhibit?” he asks, receiving an eager nod in response. “Well, I know you’ve been having a rough couple of weeks at work… annnd even though I don’t entirely understand your affinity for them, I wanted to give you a little surprise.” He confessed, pressing a sweet kiss to your forehead.

“Babe,” you half whine, starting to well up a bit. “This is amazing I’m… I can’t believe you pulled this off! How did you do it?” you ask, your eyes lighting up in curiosity.

“I have a friend outside of the city who let me rent them for the day and-“

“You rented goats! For me! What-“

He interrupts your ramblings, slinging your arms over his shoulders and wrapping his arms around your waist. “You know, despite what you think, I do actually love you enough to surprise you with a small farm.” he laughs, making you melt into his arms.

You sigh, nuzzling your face into the crook of his neck, his warmth radiating through your body as he holds you tight. “I never once doubted it.” you say, your voice muffled by his neck.

You feel him give a sharp exhale into your hair, his body jolting in laughter. “Love, you know, if you want me to take my pants off you can just ask.” he says, a chuckle rumbling deep in his chest.

You pull away. “What? My hands are up here, I wasn’t touching you.” you say, defending yourself.

A look of confusion sweeps across his face and you both look down to find one of the baby goats playfully tugging at Dan’s pants, apparently trying to eat them. Dan is overcome with mild shock, attempting to shake the precious creature off, but you’re sent into a fit of laughter seeing his struggle.

“Billy, get off!” he gripes, shaking his foot away from the goat.

“Billy? You named the goat?” you screech, overcome with more laughter.

“Only this one.” he retorts, scratching his head innocently. “He’s a little rascal and happens to be the one that was causing all the racket.”

You lean over, picking ‘Billy’ up and holding him close as he peppers your face with little goat licks. “See? He’s harmless.” you say, looking up to see a mixture of disgust and apprehension on Dan’s face. “Come on babe, let’s go sit down with them.” you say, turning around and finding a comfortable spot on the floor.

Dan joins you and for the next solid hour you watch the goats run around and play with each other, holding and cuddling them in turns. Dan’s interpretations are right and Billy ends up being quite the troublemaker, running around and terrorizing the other goats. In the last fifteen minutes or so Dan has finally relaxed and you both have one of the smaller ones in your arms, smiling stupidly as you sit across from each other.

“What’s the matter?” Dan asks, noticing the way you’re staring at him.

“Nothing! I just- thank you, for this.” You say, a warmth spreading across your cheeks as you start to well up. “I had such a horrible day and I was planning on taking a nice, relaxing bath but this- this was so much better.” You sigh, your voice cracking. Your love and appreciation for the man sitting across from you knows no bounds.

“I would do it a thousand times over just to see you as happy as you’ve been tonight. You deserve it, love, and so much more.” he proclaims, making your insides melt.

You look up and can’t help the laugh that bursts from your throat. Billy has made himself at home on the toilet that Dan is leaning against, lightly chomping away at Dan’s dirty blonde strands of hair. “I see Billy has cozied up to you?” you say, biting the inside of your cheek to keep from laughing.

“What? What do you- argh, Billy stop that!” Dan shouts, finally taking notice of the goat eating his hair. “We’ve talked about this, no chewing on any part of me! Now shoo!” Dan scolds, ushering Billy off of the toilet.

His final words have you doubled over, cackling at your boyfriend conversing with a goat of all things. “You sure told him!” you scream, taking ragged inhales amidst your laughter, tears forming at the corners of your eyes.

He grabs one of the rolls of toilet paper, chucking it at you in protest before joining in with the laughter. Moments later your energy is spent, stomach sore from laughing so hard as you wipe away the tears in your eyes.

“I love you so much.” you say sweetly, seeing the corners of his mouth upturn into a smile. He pushes up onto his knees, stretching across the short space and bringing himself inches away from your face.

“I love you too, darling. So much.” he says, the sincerity in his voice making you weak with love. He leans in, pressing a tender kiss against your lips until he breaks away with a sudden jerk. “Agh, Billy!” he shouts, wiping his cheek with the back of his hand, scolding the little rascal for licking his face.

“Aww he was giving you a kiss! I think he really does love you, Dan.” you tease, laughing until his lips are on yours again, shutting you up. The two of you spend the rest of the night playing with the goats, watching them run around with reckless abandon, all the while Dan trying to ward off Billy’s determined advances.

6

green day used to be my favorite band when i was a teenager

bastille are my favorite band now that i’m old oh my god i feel so old

needless to say, their basket case cover made me really happy

billy boy: a billy joel playlist 

16 of my favorite billy joel songs, not necessarily singles, not necessarily hits. well, some hits. just billy joel songs that i’ve been listening to lately. might be updated;

piano man x i go to extremes x the river of dreams x shameless x and so it goes x an innocent man x this night x uptown girl x it’s still rock and roll to me x sleeping with the television on x honesty x just the way you are x vienna x only the good die young x she’s always a woman x tomorrow is today

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