More people should watch WWE, to be honest. The amount of fuckery like the gif above that happens on this show, all while being live, is fucking glorious and you can’t help but keel over laughing sometimes
Like, some of these guys’ wrestling persona are just
like we got a guy who salsa’s all the time and kanye west’s people by yelling FANDANGO
a guy who never stops taking selfies (even during matches) also his phone is hooked up to the giant screen so you literally watch him take all these selfies
an old guy who goes around and propagates about illegals crossing the border and a whole bunch of racist shit but the shit he says is so ridiculous that no one ever really takes him as a serious racist, for example:
I’m split right down in the middle because in terms of a long term relationship, Spike’s kind of your guy. You know, he actually went and get a soul because of her and he was evolve in a different way but Angel’s Romeo. You can’t argue with the one, you know, that it’s the first, that it’s the most important.
Joss Whedon, Entertainment Weekly Buffy The Vampire Slayer reunion
Summary: He’s the “nerdy boy” and she’s the “popular girl” in school, He’s in love with her, she barely knows his name. He sits behind her in English class, she doesn’t even notice him. But, man he sure is determined to get a date with her this week due to a dare from his twin brother. Will he get his wish? Or will she turn him down?
a/n yes the title is a big time rush joke, and not gonna lie man, i’ve been really feeling HS twins lately lol, enjoy two hs things in the same day lol.
(Y/L/N is your last name)
Word Count: 1.5k
Warnings: maybe a few swear words, just fluffy. Oh and beware for extremely cheesy notes.
(Gray’s pov because I feel like their should be more imagines in their pov lol)
Damnit, Damnit final bell i’m going to be late! I thought to myself as I rushed down the hall, attempting to not miss my final class of the day.
“Hey watch out!” I heard someone yell out, as I scrambled through the door, attempting to get into the class, finally, and thank god i’m not late!
“Okay Class, flip to page 225 please.” My English teacher, Mr. Howell spoke to the class, causing the stale classroom to huff out, grabbing their text books and flipping to the page, including myself. But, in all honesty I liked school, yes I was a nerd, but I liked it that way, learning was my escape from the world, somewhere I could get lost in for hours and hours.
“Oh shit sorry Mr. Howell! I forgot my bag in Study Hall, here’s my hallpass!” Someone yelled out, running through the door.
And that someone? Y/n L/n, aka the “class clown” or “popular girl” in school, she was absolute perfection to me, only con? She didn’t even know I existed, we’ve been in basically the same classes for the past two years, and skip to junior year, she barely even knows my name, she only knows me as “The Nerdy Kid” or “The guy with the Twin” not by my name, but damn do I love the sound of her name, y/n, damn that’s a pretty name.
“Mr.Dolan, pay attention please.” The teacher called out, causing me to blush slightly as he brought me into real life, and not y/n land.
The class longed on, everyone bored out of their minds, just waiting for this Monday to end, but I was actually enjoying the lesson today, we were just reading simple Haikus, which sparked a slight interest in me as I was always a true lit at heart. But today I couldn’t focus as I usually would, yes I enjoy the lesson but y/n grasped my attention.
Maybe it’s the way her hair falls directly over her shoulder in a perfect wave, or the way she could make anyone laugh in any situation, or just simply I could never have her.
But damn does she fascinate me.
Soon the final bell of the day rang, and everyone got up from there seats, including the girl of my dreams, and headed toward their lockers.
Lucky for me, my locker was placed across from hers on the opposing side of the hallways, which always gave me a chance to glance her direction in hopes she’d notice me one day.
But, today was different, she looked more beautiful than she ever has, which is a world record considering she’s the definition of perfection, I could barely keep my eyes off of her.
“Okay little brother I have a proposition for you.” Ethan spoke, slamming his hand on my backpack as I scrummaged through my locker looking for my psychology homework I needed for tomorrow.
“What is it?”
“Okay Gray, let’s make a little bet. If you can ask y/n out by Last Period, i’ll um steal some of Cameron’s clothes, and wear them to school on Monday, and if you don’t i’m telling her how in loveeee with her you are. Deal?” Ethan proposed, dragging out “love” to dramaticize the situation, damn he was extra.
“Shh, man she’ll hear you!” I defended
Hesitantly, I thought about it. Come on I loved a little challenge, but y/n, she was way out of my league, how could I even get her to say yes? I could never, i’m a nerd, she’s drop dead gorgeous, with tons of friends, the only friends I have are my brother, and three other guys in band. There’s no probable way she could ever even agree to go on a date with me, right?
Before I could even finish my train of thought, Ethan spoke aloud
“Okay, Gray it’s not even a question any more, I know you’ll pussy out, ask her out by Friday bro, it’s practically an order, you’ve been in love with her for how long two years nearly? And she doesn’t even know your name Gray. Come on man just ask her out by Friday, okay?”
“Fine.” I huffed out, trying to even fathom how I could ask her out, she would never even consider it! I’m literal trash compared to that angel.
~Few Hours Later~
The rest of my night was honestly stressful, I couldn’t even concentrate on my homework tonight.
All I could do is worry, worry about how i’m going to get the girl of my dreams, in just four days.
I could just ask her out? Or maybe write her a poem?
Poem, seriously Grayson she’s going to call the cops on you!
Maybe I could use some cheesy pickup lines, and shove them in her locker?
Yeah, that sounds good, but how am I going to put them in her locker without anyone seeing and beating the shit out of me for even considering flirting with her.
Damn, Ethan’s trying to get me freaking killed!
I think I just need to sleep this off, and figure out in the morning, yeah! Sleep fixes everything. Right? I sure hope so.
The entire day, I spent stressing about this damn dare! It’s just a girl some would say, but she isn’t just a girl, she’s my world and doesn’t even know it. Every class seemed as it lasted an eternity, but I knew there was light at the end of this tunnel, well hopefully. This is either my big break or the ultimate trigger to a year and a half of relentless bullying if she turns me down. But even if this is a total bust, at least I tried right?
Okay Big Guy, it’s lunch everyone’s gone! Time to make your move, I grabbed a small scribbled on piece of paper, and shoved it through her locker vent.
“Hey look man, she’s opening it!” I said under my breath to Ethan, as he glanced over to see the beauty opening the note I slipped in her locker with the words “I sure think you’re beautiful” god I hope she doesn’t think that’s completely creepy, thank god I didn’t sign it off, I’d probably have a restraining order in my direction.
“Is she running away in terror?” I asked focusing my eyes on my locker, pretending she doesn’t even exist.
“Bro, she’s smiling.” Ethan said, as he turned my direction.
Smiling, wow, maybe the note was the way to go.
Morning, bright and sunny, full of things to be yet, accomplished, and every student’s favorite, the bus. Today, like every other consisted of myself and thirty other teenagers going on a large, dirty, possible diseased yellow school bus to take us to our educational building.
“Wait, don’t leave yet! Can I catch a ride?” A high pitched voice called out.
Wait, am I dreaming? Is that y/n? She doesn’t live in this neighborhood? The hell is she doing in my bus? Damnit, Grayson pull it together she’s a girl not satan in carnation, you can withstand an extra thirty minutes in her presence.
“Hey, this seat taken?” She asked, glancing at the empty seat beside, me?
“Oh, it’s not go ahead!” I said patting the seat beside myself.
“I’m y/n” she spoke, as she sat down.
I well know your name sweetheart, but I couldn’t say that.
“I’m Grayson, remember we have last period together?” I questioned hoping she’d even recognize me.
“Oh yeah! You’re the quiet one right?” she spoke, her angelic tones running through my ears like a symphony.
“Yeah, I guess I am” I replied, damn that’s how she knows me “the quiet one” well, if we ever spent a night together, she wouldn’t even know the word quiet.
Okay, Grayson that’s pervy, just focus on asking her out, that’s your initiative
“Cool..” she awkwardly stated, before breaking out her headphones to listen to some music, I wonder what she likes to listen to? Pop? Maybe not, well she might be into it, country maybe? Okay really Grayson, it’s not country! Maybe, rap? Yeah let’s go with rap.
Before I could figure out completely what she listened to, which was just a good way to kill time as of now, so I don’t completely lose my mind sitting next to her, I felt a small tap on my shoulder.
“Hey, you want to listen to something? You look a little bored” Y/n offered smiling my direction.
“Oh yeah, sure.” I replied, attempting to play it off cool, gray this is nothing, you’re just listening to music, nothing big.
“Here you go” she spoke, taking out her left headphone, handing it to me.
Man! I was right, well not really, this is hip hop, not rap. But my inquiries were close! She put on a post malone playlist, which if i say so myself was pretty good.
The rest of the bus trip, went by at lightening speed and I wish it didn’t, she was honestly just really cool to hang out with, not just gorgeous with a killer personality, she’s just an overall fantastic girl. That I hope will agree to go out with me Friday, hopefully. Once we arrived at the school, everyone got off of the bus, and heading toward what the next eight hours have to offer.
But, now, show time. Play the day off, and slip another note in her locker.
Today, this was going to be my cheesiest day planned, humor captivates right?
I thought since, it was the end of the day, and we’re always hungry after school why not make a terrible sketch of a burger? The note read; ‘If you were a burger you’d be a McGorgeous’ cheesy I know, but it fit her, she was a funny girl, one of the millions of things I liked about her, but let’s not get too deep into that.
After our shared period together, which she happened to go to on time for practically the first time, well ever! It was time to wait for the inevitable discovery of my note, and hopefully captivate her heart slightly. Captivate? A little dramatic Gray, who are you Ethan?
As the day flew by, and the final bell rang, and we were all dismissed I raced toward my locker, hoping y/n would see the note.
“Damn, I wish I knew who wrote these.” Y/n spoke aloud, but not too noticeable, I was attentive to her, hearing every little thing that escaped her lips, I needed validation right now, that this plan wasn’t going to completely bomb, and I think I’m doing a pretty good job.
All I wanted to do is yell at the top of my lungs . I wrote them! Go out with me! But I couldn’t, it’s not the time yet, I need to take my time with this, so I can surely make her mine, hopefully.
After, yesterday’s bus endeavor and her giggling at my note, and even asking around who it was, I was pretty nervous to be honest, but this note was close to home. It was a nerdy one, hopefully to bring out the popular beauty’s geeky side.
I could barely wait, tomorrow’s the big day, and this is my last note, my last day of “mystery man”. I was shitting my pants basically, my hands were clammy, all of my classes were just a big blur as of now, I couldn’t think straight, damn I could barely even eat this week. I’ve done any stressful activity you could think of, mathletes, spelling bees, okay that’s nerdy but true.
But y/n, she brought out an entirely new side of nervous, I couldn’t even think! She was all I could think about, the inevitable yes or no, to the big question I was asking her tomorrow.
But here I was now, final period, final bell of the day.
And she was about to open my poorly scribbled note that read; Are you made of fluorine, iodine and neon? Because you’re damn fine.”
I was nervous, what if she didn’t get it? Damnit i should’ve picked a normal pickup line! Damnit Grayson!
How was I even going to ask her out, the closer the date got, the closer I was to backing out and having Ethan flat our tell her. But I couldn’t lose, not right now i’m in too deep.
“She threw it away man.” he responded. Causing my features to immediately drop into a frown.
“Why did she throw it away? Damnit I knew she didn’t like them, how am I even going to ask her out tomorrow now”
“Gray, you have to just get it over with tomorrow, and be prepared to get turned down. So you don’t regret it for the rest of your life. Ask her out, or I will” Ethan threatened, I knew he was bluffing, but still he was right. I had to do this or I would regret it.
Time for a new game plan.
“Class is dismissed, have a good weekend kids.” Mr. Howell blandly said, before taking a seat on his black swivel chair, spinning around slightly.
Damn it’s Friday, and the end of last period and I haven’t asked her out yet, it’s now or never Gray, now or never, no note bullshit.
Just ask her out!
I somehow plucked every ounce of courage remaining in my being, and walked up to the beautiful sight, in front of me, and tapped her shoulder lightly disrupting her from gathering her belonging inside of her backpack, startling her slightly as she jumped a small bit.
“Hey, so I was wondering….” I rambled on, stiffing up slightly from how freaking nervous I was! Come on she’s Y/N Y/L/N she’d never go out with a nerd like me! But, come on Gray, Ethan’s practically forcing you into it, just say it!
“Wait, before you even finish. Were you the note guy? With the cheesy pickup lines, and calling me beautiful?”
“Uhhh” I stammered.
“Oh, man never mind! Forget I said anything, damn I knew it couldn’t be you, probably just someone trolling me, I knew it couldn’t be you.”
“Actually, it was me. I was wondering if you wanted to go out tonight, for pizza at 6?” I asked, some how gaining confidence through each syllable.
But phew, she threw it away because she thought it was a troll? Not because it was creepy, damn am I relieved.
“Yeah, Pizza sounds Great! Pick me up around five?” She replied, picking her bags up from beside her desk, her hair swinging along her shoulder as she did so.
“Sounds Great! See you then!” I replied, attempting to not sound as truly excited as I was internally.
Now, I just need to shove this in Ethan’s face.
I won the bet bro, some how. Some how I got the most beautiful girl, in this school, hell most beautiful girl in the world to go on a date with me, I guess I actually need to repay my brother, he pushed me out of the friend zone, some how, well I wasn’t even her friend! And I also get to see my brother dressed as my sister, but that can wait.
Now, it’s time to go home and get ready to pick her up, because I don’t think I can wait any dang longer!
Let’s just see how this date goes…
Might do a part two of this?
photo’s of notes do not belong to me, credit to owners.
i feel like grievous was in here somewhere at first too. did he get kicked out of the club? banished to a cyborg limb factory forever? murdered bc maul was feelign extra cranky that day?? murdered bc all the apprentices decided he was too uncool and needed to get some sithness Out Of Their System???
Oooooh Nooooo you’re right, we lost Grievous!!!! This Will Not Do. I love that ridiculous consumptive helicopter of death. Also no Sith left behind and etc. Maybe the reason why he hasn’t shown up yet is because Dooku sent him to his Dark Death Lair to Think About What He’d Done (he got into a battle of one-upmanship with Anakin and nearly leveled the Dooku Manse). Dooku would have banished Anakin too except that would mean separating Anakin from Obi Wan, which, as Dooku has learned through hard experience, is a really bad idea.