damned if you do and damned if you don't

Missing someone I shouldn’t even be thinking about.
—  March 17, 2017

That’s definitely not the first thing that should have come to mind, Kuroo

(tho it looks like no one really minds

aside from bokuto that is)

Negative things about the signs
  • Aries: Why must you be so damn impatient? When someone is speaking and they are speaking kind of slow for your taste or whatever you interrupt them and start talking about something else, preferably about yourself. Just no.
  • Taurus: Ok girl just chill, you are not always right and even though you know you're not you're just too damn stubborn to admit it that you were wrong. Seriously chill.
  • Gemini: Omg make up your damn mind, do you want this or do you want that? You can't play people like that. Oh and think before you speak because you tend to hurt people's feelings because you're not really thinking that it might hurt them or just don't care. Please no more.
  • Cancer: Oh dear Cancer please don't take everything so harshly. Not everyone is out to get you, you know? And even though someone tells you that you need to improve on something it doesn't mean you are a failure and should give up on everything. Not everything is that black and white.
  • Leo: Oh my god. Why are you like this? You don't have to act so egoistical all the time because in reality you are just so damn insecure. You get angry too quickly and are way too possessive. You might scare people off if you keep acting like that.
  • Virgo: You're very dismissive when things aren't going your way and if you don't think something is perfect you judge people really harshly. And for some reason this doesn't apply to you. Hypocrite much?
  • Libra: You may act all nice but in reality you are the biggest gossiper out of all the zodiac signs. You might even backstab people and not realise that you are actually in the wrong and not the one you were just "gossiping" about. You're pretty shady my guy.
  • Scorpio: You're pretty manipulative and you don't even realise it. Things have to go your way. Also you must take revenge on someone who wronged you 10 years ago. Relax and drink water or something. The person who wronged you has probably forgotten anyways.
  • Sagittarius: Well...you people are pretty moody. Actually you are in a great mood most of the time but when something isn't going your way you get reaaaallllyyyy moody. And everyone will know about it because you take it out on everybody. Even that guy in the store you don't know has to know and feel that you aren't in a good mood.
  • Capricorn: You never take responsibility for anything that happens in your life. If something happens you make someone elsa take care of it for you because well it wasn't your problem. Or so you believe.
  • Aquarius: You're sooooo...Unpredictable! What's going on in that head of yours!? Where are you going? Anywhere you feel like going. Please stop.
  • Pisces: If I'm going to be completely honest with you, you can be a total bitch when something you want just isn't happening. Also overly emotional. You cry over everything! Honey, get a grip!

at this point, anyone not into power rangers should definitely blacklist it because i’m not holding back anymore and this blog is now Real Power Rangers Trash.

the signs as lines from the cabinet battles
  • aries: hey, turn around, bend over, i'll show you where my shoe fits
  • taurus: it's too many damn pages for any man to understand
  • gemini: you think i'm frightened of you, man?
  • cancer: when we were on death's doorstep, when we were needy- we made a promise, we signed a treaty
  • leo: these are wise words, enterprising men quote 'em- don't act surprised, you guys, 'cause i wrote 'em!
  • virgo: you must be out of your GODDAMN MIND
  • libra: madison, you're mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine
  • scorpio: uh, do whatever you want, i'm super DEAD
  • sagittarius: imagine what gon' happen when you try to tax our whiskey
  • capricorn: welcome to the present, we're running a real nation
  • aquarius: damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in
  • pisces: but sir, do we not fight for freedom?

So what is the thing lately with all the Han/Leia relationship stuff where it HAS TO BE either always together and stapled at the hip, or can’t stay with you gotta roam kthxby?  Why is it never the middle road?  Because relationships really can – and do – work like that.  Ask anybody married to military people.  Or mountain climbers, or long-haul truckers, or hell, door-to-door sales people if anybody even does that job anymore.

Han is a roamer, a danger person, a loner, a “cowboy” to take Lucas’s description.  He’s a wild cat who ain’t gonna stick around and lie on Leia’s fireplace rug long term just because he loves her and she feeds him and (presumably) f88ks him.  He loves her like woah and he’ll always always come back, but he’s not gonna always stay.  And Leia is more than smart enough to see this.  Whereas Leia is a stay-put kind, her whole damn life has been a lead-up to this triumph of democracy thing – she’s not gonna throw that over to race around the galaxy in the Falcon all the time, no matter how much she loves Han.  And Han is more than smart enough to see this.

Many and many a relationship has foundered on the shoals of people trying to change each other to fit expectations, not realizing they are trying to change a huge chunk of what they fell in love with in the first place.  Both Han and Leia are, imho, TOO DAMN SMART not to see this.  They will compromise.  And their relationship will work out just fine.  They are for the long haul, those two.


Ryder & Lexi Moments 1 / ?


Episode I: Qui-Gon Jinn:  << part I >> << part II >> << part III >> << part IV >> << part V >>



A couple questions popped into my mind while I was drawing this: what will grunge look like in the 23rd century and will Caprisun still exist?


My dear Hal,

you look absolutely delicious all wet and rumpled. Your hands are the most beautiful ones I ever saw. All slender, with delicate fingers and so long. And I’d love to lick that throat of yours. Touch that bulging vein with my tongue. You are sexy beyond description and make me think about debauchery things. My mind wanders to places that make me equally wet as you are. You are really filthy and dirty. And I don’t mean that in a good way. The mud is coming of in pieces from your skin. Please take a bath in something else than wine or ale. I’d help you with that. 

Also I’m gonna fucking fight Sir for telling Izuku that Mirio should have been All Might’s successor like?? FUCK YOU BUDDY?? YOU DON’T FUCKING KNOW HIM???? YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT HE’S BEEN THROUGH?????