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anonymous asked:

They cancelled the Popeye movie?? More people would have gone to see that then a movie about emojis

I kind of agree there. You can’t deny Emojis are popular as fuck, but thats mostly the younger generation. Popeye is a god damn classic. People even now watch Popeye. He’s a staple of the classic cartoon era along with The Pink Panther, Looney Tunes, and Mickey Mouse. Since millions of people know about Popeye, including the older generations that grew up with them, it would’ve attracted all kinds of audiences both old and new.

And besides, the animation looks fucking awesome from that small clip I linked. Like, it genuinely had some pretty good slapstick comedy and unique animation. BUT WHAT DO I KNOW. I guess yellow faces and smiling poops will sell well too.

Dance-off!!!!

*flashbacks*

drunk yuuri is a careless yuuri

double yuri’s dance battle

yurio looks so angry and outraged by this hole situation

those moves….

is that breakdance, yuuri?

fabulous…

and then comes the strip

is yuuri only wearing boxers?

damn, those legs…

damn, son… though honestly, because it’s Christophe, it doesn’t surprise me a bit

this, on the other hand, does…

and then comes victuri… they have some history (ah… see what I did there?)

they already know how to dance together…. from here to a pair skating routine is a tiny step…

from their movement I’m guessing that the song was Spanish themed

victor here kind of reminds me of a bullfighter (???? don’t know if that’s the correct word… but the term we use in Portuguese and in Spanish is “toureiro” - a man that is facing a bull in an arena and rile him for show)

flamenco…

figures skating, anyone?

I’m too shook to come up with a title

GUYS. GUYS. It’s happening. It happened! HOW ARE Y’ALL FEELING? I KNOW I’VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE. It’s like I’ve just reached some kind of fujo milestone…I will never be the same. 

Since I’ve pulled my face out of my keyboard I thought I’d meta a little about what’s going and just flail over some of my favorite things in this. OK? Okaaaay. *fingerguns*

First of all, Doumeki is continuously more gentle than Yashiro can handle and that’s cracking Yashiro into little pieces. Case and point:

Every chapter has a plethora of New Yashiro Faces and once again, Yoneda Kou delivers. Yashiro just looks so damn lost and vulnerable and scared, but there’s Doumeki, reaching out to touch him, to reassure and cup his cheek.

Also, I just lovelovelove that they face each other during sex:

Yashiro looks almost happy here, look how he hangs on to Doumeki. And Doumeki’s face against Yashiro’s neck I’m gonna sue these panels for my death.

Then Doumeki takes his pants off and they change postion.

Doumeki’s back is divine. And remember that while Yashiro has passed out and slept a few times, no one in the fandom has seen Doumeki sleep in the last 50 chapters. So we get Cute Sleeping Doumeki Face this time around.

While Doumeki is passed out, the little cracks in Yashiro finally blow wide open and he goes over his past. This one panel was masterful:

His uncle is a black shadow, as he should be, and Yashiro is so young and pure. The contrast of light/dark just stabs you right through, along with Yashiro crying.

When was the last time Yashiro cried? At the end of Tadoyoedo, which relates nicely to the cover page for chapter 23.  

And why is Yashiro crying? Because he’s starting to feel. He has shut down all his emotions, all his trauma, so that he can function over the years and the love that Doumeki has stirred in him is bringing that to life again. It never goes away, it just waits until you deal with it. Plus, you can’t just choose which feelings to feel, if you want to feel one then you get to feel them all. Also, Yashiro is starting to realize just how fucked up everything was that happened to him. He jokes about it, yes, but to really process it is hard, and he never has until now.

Honestly I’m so thankful Yashiro has Doumeki to love him, he needs someone to treasure him and worship him and treat him like he should’ve been treated from the start. And Doumeki loves him regardless of everything he’s seen, regardless of what Yashiro’s done to turn him away, so he’s there for the long run and that kind of stablilty and safety is exactly what Yashiro needs to begin healing.

Finally, the panel that really killed me was when Doumeki leaned down to kiss Yashiro. It’s so tender I will never forgive Yoneda Kou for ruining my life. We should all form a support group for the feels we have after this.

One of the things I really like about Garrus is that he’s a 7 foot tall terrifying and ruthless bird person who carries around a huge gun and will murder you if you step out of line ….

….and his go-to expletive is ‘crap’.

I mean yeah he says ‘damn’ sometimes for emphasis but he opens an elevator and comes face to face with a BOMB and just goes “Oh crap!!” like he’s 12

One time a husk manages to sneak up on him and he freaks out for a second and blurts out “whaT THE FUCK!?” and everyone just whirls around and stares in shock because did he just swear??? and they all kind of laugh and comment like ‘wow I didn’t know you had it in you!’ 

Garrus is horrified he might have offended someone and apologizes non-stop for like 45 minutes 

AU where Bitty had to pick between a half-scholarship with the hockey team or a full ride with the Samwell cheerleaders.

He goes cheerleaders because of the extra money and because he is afraid of checking.

He has plenty of gymnastic training and he’s strong enough to do the lifts, but also small enough he can be lifted or thrown and that’s a pretty unique thing their team can do, so Bitty is kind of the wow factor of the routine they are working on.

And guess what? The Cheerleader frat house is right next to the Haus, in fact Bitty’s window faces Jack’s. (He’s living there because one of the girls bailed and decided to move with her boyfriend last minute, and -fic logic- Bitty didn’t end up with a dorm because of lost paperwork.)

He noticed Jack pretty quickly because, damn. That boy. Yes please.

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what kind of person svt is attracted to!

these are all my own opinions please dont flame me

enjoy!


coups! would be so damn attracted to someone who smiles really innocently? like you know those scrunchy beaming faces. i think he’d be interested by people who were not what they seemed? so if you looked tough and indifferent, but you’re actually a big softie who reads alot, he’d probably be quite intrigued. i can see him being interested in someone with alot of stuff hanging off their bagpack heh

jeonghan seems like he’d be intrigued by someone with alot of wit? like you know deadpan humor and wonwoo-esque puns. someone who deadpans and seems bored all the time but is actually just really good at hiding their laughter hoho. someone who’s good at art would appeal to him!

i feel like jisoo’s just. very simply attracted to your typical good, shy girl next door. but with a twist. like someone seemingly normal and all that but actually a gigantic meme monster with no chill. yes. ALSO someone who eats well!! and is actually interested in whatever he has to say

JUN IS okay i’m a bit conflicted with this one,,, i think he’d be into anyone who’s not exactly typical? because you know how most people tend to seem the same, so as long as you stand out to him i think he’d be attracted to you. someone who was obviously not perfect. i have a feeling those people irk him. maybe someone who pays him more attention than the other members! someone who offers to carry his stuff for him on a long day

hoshi is one of the only members i think would be attracted to someone like himself? like bright, full of laughter, and lowkey super dorky and nerdy and an A+++++ goofball all around. someone he can have refreshing! fun with!!! maybe someone who likes sweet popcorn hmm

with wonwoo i am so sorry but he’d be really attracted to someone who made really bad puns and made finger guns and loved memes. and like coups, someone who wasn’t exactly all surface, like you know those ‘tragic backstory’ types?? yeah. someone who spends 3 hours organising their pens because they refuse to throw any finished pens away

woozi would literally only be interested if you were, like, really passionate about something. sorry man but this kid is like. really dedicated to his work and his music and unless he finds someone who at least understands how he feels about music, he’s never getting attracted to ANYONE. maybe someone who falls asleep while working would interest him no joke

i think dk would be attracted to anyone who’s nice, funny and has a huge smile!! those people who try to help anyone and anything and feel bad if they don’t. someone who smells clean and has a messy, unorganised table + a face that lights up. someone who has a lot of depth!! someone who was willing to make his day better in anyway, someone who goes to extra lengths to make someone’s day better! also, he’d be intrigued by someone who was straightforward but not too blunt

with mingyu, i feel like he’d be into someone who looks comfortable in any situation? like never awkward and just really. chill. (although, he’s friends with practically anyone and everyone so idk) someone who’s chill on the outside and maybe carries a bagpack on only one shoulder, strands of hair framing their face! and someone nerdy who watches like. anime and cries while watching said anime. chill until they do something dorky and then they cry

the8 would be into someone warm. and someone who’s baked for him at least once. that would be so attractive to him? anyone who cooks for him really, and like checks up on him without being too clingy. maybe the not so emotional but caring type? someone who smells like cookies and bread. OH and he’d be really interested if you could speak Chinese

seungkwan i can see being attracted to shier people! like the one person who keeps to themselves most of the time and has earphones in constantly. maybe someone who seems slightly confused when waved to and someone with a favourite like, motif

vernon honestly seems like the type to fall for someone who looks comfortable and doesn’t care too  much about image. maybe someone who has an effortless kind of style? and someone who laughs easily!! i feel like the person he’s attracted to is someone who’s a super lowkey, closet softie lol. someone who has polaroids of their family in their wallet! 

dino’s going to be attracted to confidence like. not ego? just the way some people walk, you know, with a certain kind of swagger and edge?? and those people with big actions and who turn around and grin at you. he’d be interested if he ever saw you waving enthusiastically at him or anyone of the members. he’d be so attracted to someone who was unafraid and bubbly!!!!


wew that’s done! also yes i have several ships in my inbox waiting for me to finish but i’m not going to do them yet heh sorry

however, because i’m a terrible person, requests are still open!

Protect Him At All Costs (Newt Scamander x Reader)

Newt Scamander x Reader
Warnings: none
WC: 634

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Request:  Fantastic Beasts request!: Reader insert where the reader is just super protective of Newt? Like they just follow him around and make sure nothing hurts him? 

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Note: I hope you all like this! Thank you for requesting and hope this is what you were looking for, if not I’m sorry :( feedback would be great!

- Kari

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Newt has always been gentle and kind. Newt is the kind of person who would get hit and apologize instead of defending himself. After a few months of dating, you always had to take care of the aggressive people around Newt. You would never let a finger touch Newt, ever.

When arriving in New York, you didn’t expect to face several…interruptions. That damn Niffler started it all. Now here you were about to obliviate a muggle, who seems to be in a daze.

“Alright. Let’s get this over with, shall we?” You raised your wand to get it done with when the muggle picked up a suitcase, ready to hit Newt with it. You acted quick and blocked the hit. You looked behind you and asked Newt if he was okay. He nodded and sighed when he saw the muggle running away.

“Uh, we have plenty of problems arising now. How about we just go on our way, before we get into more trouble.” You suggested and started walking out of the alley way, casually. That’s when you noticed a woman starting to come your way in a concerning manner. Oh great, another muggle has seen you two. Newt pulled you back, “Let’s act like nothing happened and start walking past her, alright?”

You nodded and you two walked next to each, not making eye contact with the woman. You noticed her pull out her wand too late before you three apparated into a different alley.

“What are you two doing? We’re in a serious situation right now!” The woman said in a hushed tone. She was about to reach into her pocket and you immediately raised your wand.

“What are you doing?” You glared at her.

“I’m from the Magical Congress of the United States of America. You two have committed a great crime, and you’ll be coming with me.” She glared back at you before apparating again to a building.

She was about to reach for Newt, but you stopped her.

“Don’t you dare lay a finger on him, thank you very much.” You gave her a long stare, before she signaled you two to follow her.

“(Name), this is not the time to act protective.” Newt whispered, not wanting to attract attention. You turned to him, ready to lecture him before the woman started taking you through the elevator.

You found out that she was an Auror before she got demoted and became a wand permit officer. Later, you and Newt ended up at her home with the muggle who you found was Jacob Kowalski. Newt kept bickering with you on how he could take care of himself without your help. He wasn’t as nervous as he used to be with you, and the Goldstein sisters noticed it.

“You’re very protective of him.” Queenie stated, when she observed you both. You looked up at her and smiled.

“I just don’t like him getting hurt is all.” You turned to look at Newt, and he was red.

Into the night, you two went into the suitcase.

“I’m sorry about today.” You looked down at your hands, knowing you always try to protect Newt. Newt gave you small smile and sat next to you.

“That makes me like you even more. That shows that you care for me.” Newt gave you a side hug and leaned your head to his shoulder. You smiled and looked up to his face. His eyes were mesmerizing and wonderful. You leaned up and pecked him on the lips. He always gets caught off guard when you kiss him and ends up with a red face.

“I told you to stop catching me off guard, love.” He caressed your cheek and leaned down to give you another kiss.

You knew you had to protect him at all costs.

might as well do something while I write (god I can barely even use the computer where is my phone)

Eren: Damn it!

Armin: Eren, what is it?

Eren: My ass hurts

Mikasa: *cradles eren’s face* Did you hurt your ass during training?

Eren: I don’t think so…

Levi: Shouldn’t your hips be hurting, too?

Levi: I’m surprised you’re even standing after last night.

Eren: Um…

Mikasa: Last night?

Eren: I sprained my kneecaps while trying to fold my thighs into a sandwich…

Jean: What kind of fucking excuse is that?

anonymous asked:

I think it's kinda funny and sad how I can handle the worst customers with a blank slate for a face now, but when one sincerely compliments something I've done or me in general, I tear up. It's kinda screwed up how accustomed we become to being treated like dirt in retail and food.

Omg I can always tell when someone I compliment is so used to abuse that they can’t handle kindness. It’s so sad and makes me want to protect them so damn much. Fucking hate what this world can do to people. No matter what you experience personally, know there are people out there that relate and care! -Abby

Do you think there’s an actual constelation named after Dogcopter?

Also constelations are bullshit. They never look like what they’re supposed to.

Yeah Connie I don’t think Steven knows Latin. Just sayin’.

Also damn he’s really overdoing himself.

I just… I want to put my face in my hands and cry.

This is too pure. This is too good.

Okay show there’s only so many times I can yell like a madman before my fans call me out on it.

But holy shit she’s really being forward isn’t she? Too bad Steven’s kind of… undisposed.

One Ditto Man

Okay but hear me out. Where’s my One Punch Man/Pokémon AU where the only Pokémon Saitama has ever successfully caught is a Ditto? Not even a technically “good” Ditto either, but one that, when it mimics another Pokémon, it not only has the classic Ditto face but also some kind of physical defect, like a Machamp that has one arm too many, or a Raichu that’s blue for some reason? Where’s my AU where, no matter what ball Saitama uses, even a god damn master ball, no Pokémon will stay in the dang thing and run away? Where, when Saitama does get another Pokémon, it’s because he fed a Psyduck at a park (where there were signs clearly stating NOT to feed anything) and the little shit just adopted him as its trainer, following him indefinitely?

I just want a Pokémon/OPM AU where Saitama is seen as this terrible trainer (and Saitama takes it to heart that he’s not great), not even worth Team Rocket battling him, and his Ditto is mocked for how “bad” it is, but not only does that Ditto kick any Pokémon’s ass it fights, it does it in a single, mimicked attack. And Saitama is actually the best trainer because he’s basically a loving mom to his Ditto and Psyduck, always kind to them and will fight a Ryhorn himself if his babies are in danger, and the only one who sees just how amazing he actually is is an ace trainer named Genos who specializes in electric Pokémon.

I just really really want this, okay?

Your Fav is Problematic: Mikasa Ackerman

- once punched an angry ten-year-old in the face

- once threw an angry ten-year-old at a wall

- says Edgy™ things like “I have no time or heart to spare” but is actually a really nice person

- everyone she loves has either been horribly murdered or eaten i mean damn is she cursed or what???

- is probably cursed????

- once gave a pep talk that included the phrases “i’m stronger than all of you” and “you’re either incompetent or you’re spineless cowards”

- was headbutted and then apologized

- is kind of in love with a human disaster?? like??? nice going????

- is too perfect and makes everyone else look bad

- hasn’t blinked in like ten years probably

- she blinked once and Eren was kidnapped

- was once really inspired when she saw a pomegranate in some good lighting

- just wanted to live a life as a simple vegetable farmer but instead ended up joining the military at 12 years old and then helped tear down an oppressive monarchy at 15

- killed a man once and got superpowers that’s not how it works in marvel

- broke all her ribs and then went out and chopped wood literally a week later what’s up with that

- seems pretty chill but is low-key the saltiest out of EVERYONE

- has like two friends, and one of them is well-done and comes with a salad

Pairing: Dazai/Chuuya

“You son of a–!”

Dazai pressed his lips to Chuuya’s neck.

“I’m going to kill…!!”

A hand slipped under the other’s shirt, teased the skin revealed just barely above his pants.

“I’ll… damn…”

“Chuuya,” Dazai said, pulling back with a little frown, “you’re kind of ruining the mood.”

“I hate you!”

“Is that supposed to be dirty talk? It’s not very good… Ah, should I help? So, for starters, you could say that I have a really big–”

“I’LL FUCKIN’ END YOU IF YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE, DAZAI.”

“I was going to say ‘bed’, but I suppose we could go with what you were thinking too. It’s more predictable, but I’m flattered.”

Chuuya covered his face, managing to slightly stifle his groan just before being able to see Dazai’s smirk. He felt soft fingers around his wrist and begrudgingly let Dazai coax them away with a frustrated sigh, glaring tiredly. “Can’t kiss you if you’re doing that…”

“Stop… talking. You talking just…”

“Turns you off?” Dazai joked.

“Yeah,” Chuuya answered.

“…Oh. Okay.”

Laughing, Chuuya heard ‘fine, no more talking’ just before Dazai leaned down again. This time he didn’t say anything; he eventually gave in and relaxed into the kiss, sighing quietly when he felt Dazai’s fingers threading through his hair. He was unable to help the louder moan that followed with Dazai’s other hand scratching at his side under his shirt, cheeks flushing brilliantly red at a low chuckle that also sent chills down his spine. “Cute,” Dazai murmured, lips moving against Chuuya’s.

“Shut the fuck–”

“You really like that word, huh?” And then Chuuya felt their hips pressing together, breath hitching. He managed to clamp his teeth down on his lips before another moan would sound, though that didn’t deter Dazai’s growing smirk. “Don’t worry, I’ll stop talking. But just one more observation…”

Then Dazai kissed him again. He cupped Chuuya’s cheek, palm against his jawline and thumb brushing over his cheek, kissed him in a way that stole all his breath away and had Chuuya’s back arching so their bodies pressed together. Chuuya instinctively reached his hands up, rested them on Dazai’s arms. He entertained the thought of ripping off his bandages and strangling him, but he pushed that aside.

(For now.)

“If I stop talking,” Dazai breathed and Chuuya nearly leaned up to smash their lips together again because even one second apart was unbearable. Eyes flickering open, his chest was heaving and he decided that even though he hated Dazai’s smirk, that Dazai’s smirk was stupid, Dazai’s smirk also was unfortunately attractive because the universe had conspired against Nakahara Chuuya.

“If I stop talking,” Dazai repeated, licking his lips, “then it’s up to you to fill the silence.”

kuchen-ackerman  asked:

17 & 24

17. would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”?

yes and no. I’m more outspoken on this blog than in real life because its safer to run your damn mouth and spew thoughts in front of a bunch of no-faced people than it is to do so in real life. obviously I dont reveal everything. and its kind of funny to me that people tell me they love how hilarious and uplifting my comics are, particularly the older snk/levihan comics, since I was depressed, suicidal and drunk while drawing them so obviously not a lot of what’s really going on with me translates through this blog lmao. 

but I also think people build up an image of me or make too many assumptions based on tumblr - and I’ve definitely had people make assumptions of me based more on other people’s opinions of me than on shit I’ve actually said myself. (a basic petty example: people have scolded me or decided they hate me for my believing i’m the “levihan queen” when I’ve never and would never say or believe something so self-aggrandizing and gag-worthy in my life, but I get asks or tagged mentions when I’m referred to as that. people definitely build perceptions of you based on portrayals others make of you rather than taking you at face value which can fucking suck, because I’m not responsible with how others feel about me or what they call me on this damn website. 

24. have you ever felt like you had a “mind-meld” with someone?

probably ella or my dad. we’re so alike all we need to do is look at each other to know exactly what the other is thinking. 

THAT SCENE BETWEEN BELLAMY AND CLARKE WAS ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND UPLIFTING THINGS I’VE EVER SEEM FROM THEM
LET’S LIST ALL THE AMAZING THINGS SHALL WE
- BELLAMY SLEEPING ON CLARKE’S COUCH WHAT EVEN. is this fanfic??????
- clarke writing his name oh my god
- he woke up when he heard her crying?? what kind of soulmate shit ? ? ?
- MY PERSONAL FAVORITE “IF I’M ON THAT LIST, YOU’RE ON THAT LIST” HOW PLATONIC
- both of them being so damn sure the other is worth saving
- “if you won’t write it, I will” he loves her so much more than she loves herself
- of course the hand nuzzle and
bellamy’s face and him giving her hope as always

you know what i love?? tracer being the face of overwatch

they could have picked soggy bread enhanced soldier jack my meat morrison or salty death boy gabriel gays or ghost sniper nurse mom ana ferrari but no, they chose cheeky nandos british girl tracer, a small gal who didn’t sign up for this shit and just wanted to fly a damn plane, a gal who got fucked over and has to deal with chronal disassociation, who had a lot of shite to deal with and still always smiles and treats everyone with kindness and love, a small gal who only has good intentions and is always pure, a gal who is always cheerful and optimistic and sweet, a gal who is the gayest fuckin lil shit in the game and has the most beautiful wife ever, a gal whose best friend is a talkin fuckin gORILLA

overwatch postergirl lena fuckin oxton everyone

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“It doesn’t count,” she murmured. “Not if all he knows is the perfect persona. That’s not me. Do you get what I mean?“ 

Adrien’s words flowed out of him without real thought, his tone casual. He was still reeling.  "I’m a model, Ladybug. I know exactly what you mean.”

She stilled, studying his face with growing horror.  He patted his own chest.

This is not me. I’m not perfect and warm and kind. I get jealous and mean just like everyone else. I can be impulsive and make stupid mistakes too. And no one knows that.”

–from a witch’s familiar by @metawohoo

this scene filled me with a mighty need to do some ladrien yesterday. i swear there’s so much potential for delicious angst in this ship, i love it. ;0;