damn you woman

So... I went to see Wonder Woman tonight...

And let me tell you - We were all amazed at Batman’s fight scene in Batman v Superman [when he was saving Ma Kent] - But he’s got nothing on Ms. Prince. Sorry, Batman-lovers [I am one, too, but…NO SPOILERS. But let me briefly talk about the fight choreography in WW - Kick. Ass. Ms. Jenkins did a tremendous job on this film. And Gal Gadot - Her portrayal of Diana of Themyscira was so effective that there was this one particular scene in the middle of the film that made me truly see why she was chosen to play the role - I can’t say no more coz I’d end up spoiling it for you guys D: But go see it! Oh, man, maaaaan. We need another Wonder Woman movie soon, is all I can say. 

Camp Mockingjay - Ch 4

We asked, you voted, and now Katniss is heading to the beach for an early morning swim with the girls at Camp Mockingjay! So, here it is, the next installment of our story, brought to you by @katnissdoesnotfollowback. You have 48 hours to vote on the direction of the next chapter of the story (until noon EDT on Wednesday, July 12th). Remember: vote in the comments, not in the tags! And don’t forget to spread the word by reblogging. The more fans playing this game, the more fun it will be!

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When I reach the lake, only the cicadas greet me. The undisturbed water reflects the trees and clouds in a glassy panorama. I arrived early to enjoy a few minutes of peace. I need them after the campfire last night. The only bright spot from the aggravating event was Peeta’s understanding when I told him about my promise to the girls and his enthusiasm when I asked if he’d take a raincheck on the archery lessons.

“Summer’s just started,” he’d said with a shy smile. “We’ve got time.”

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Troublemaker

Summary: The reader has fun pushing Dean’s buttons.

Drabble Prompt: “You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.”  

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Requested by: @thing-you-do-with-that-thing


“Hey, Y/N.” Sam marches into the kitchen with a smile, glistening in sweat as he winds down from his late night run.

“Sup, Sammy.” You gracefully mumble with your mouth full of warm apple pie. It’s the perfect treat to enjoy now that the air is changing and you’re overjoyed that you snagged the last piece.

“Woah.” Sam pauses as his eyes land on your plate. “What are you doing? Did you forget who that belongs to?”

“Oh, relax. Dean freaking Winchester is a big boy.” You snort before shoveling in another delicious forkful.

“Right. I’m outta here, Y/N. I’m not sticking around for when Dean finds out.”

“When Dean finds out what?” The older hunter strolls in while finishing the last sip of his beer.

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Two Nights Stand Part 2

Summary: (Modern Au) After a bad breakup, your roommate insists that you need to a one night stand to end your dry spell. Following her advice, you have a bad one nigh stand with Bucky Barnes, but what happened when you are forced to spend time with him?

Paring: Bucky x Reader

Words: 1433

Warnings: This is vaguely inspired by a movie of the same name. In the future, the series will be having smut so be warned.

A/n: Thanks to @drinkfantasy for being my beta.

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Credits to the gifs owners

You wake up scared, not because you had a nightmare but because you feel something heavy on top of you an arm. Lazily you open your eyes seeing the man by your side, you can’t deny he is really cute but you don’t want to be here when he wakes up.

Delicately you take his arm from the top of you and slips off of the bed, you are definitely not ready to have that awkward morning talk. What do you even say to someone that you just had sex but don’t want to see ever again?  It was nice to have your dick inside of me but I am going now, don’t forget to wash your sheets?

You don’t think so; carefully you retrace your steps trying to find your clothes. When you are dressed properly you try to get out, but his door is locked and you can’t find the key anywhere. You hope that this is not the beginning of a horror movie before you can try anything else you hear his alarm going off not leaving you to many options.

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└ Sakurai-san! Why must you tease like that!

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The Master of Diaper - Batmom x Batkids/Bruce Wayne

Summary : It’s a war between your four sons, Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian…To know who’s the best at changing their little brother’s, Thomas, diapers. A rather intense war really, as they all want to become “The master of Diapers”. 

Just a short silly fic that came up to me while I was drifting off to sleep. And in case you’re wondering who “Thomas” is, here’s the fic that introduces him : “Shaky steps and bad teaching”. Hope you like it ahem : 

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You always impressed Bruce, always.

The way you wouldn’t let anyone walk on your feet, and use your sarcasms and wits to get out of any “bad social situations” was impressive to him.

The way you always managed to make people around you smile and laugh, even him and your brooding sons, was impressive to him. 

The way you always seem to find the right words to comfort someone, or to tell your feelings, was impressive to him. 

The way you trained, even harder than him sometimes, was impressive to him. 

The way you fought, so fiercely and fearlessly, was impressive to him. 

The way you seemed to know everything, like you always had the answer to people’s questions (about ANYTHING), was impressive to him. 

And oh if he really had to list everything that he found impressive in you, it would take too many years. Yes, you always impressed your Bruce. Always. 

But today, you surpassed even yourself ! Your cleverness, he knew it now, had no bound ! Damn smart woman you were. 

What impressed him so much ? The way you so easily manipulated your sons into changing their little brother’s dirty diapers. It was such genius that he couldn’t tear his eyes off of you, admiration shining in his eyes. And the worst thing was, that you didn’t even know you were so awesome, and the only person he truly admired in this universe…Which made you even more awesome. 

It was really clever, the way you ended up convincing your sons to take care of their little brother’s, Thomas, dirty diapers. You played on their competitive side. One day, as Bruce was changing Thomas, you just dropped a “Wow, you’re slow, I bet even Damian could be faster than you”, which confused him a little bit. It wasn’t like you to say such things but…Oh, but of course. The boys were in the room, and he swore he saw their ears moving, quite like dogs, as they heard what their mother just said. 

It was a smart move really. Right after saying that, and therefor attracting their attention on the two of you, you heavily hinted that it took lots of skills to properly change diapers, and that you’d be impressed if you saw anyone do it in less than a minute…They took it as a challenge. Of course they did. 

As Bruce was finishing to change Thomas’ diaper (rather fast to be honest), Damian approached and said : 

-I bet mom is right, and I can be faster than you, father. 

Of course, now he said that, Tim had to add : 

-And I bet I’d be faster than you. 

Jason and Dick couldn’t be out of this little game, and felt like they were obligated to say : 

-Yeah right you little munchkins, I bet I will do it faster. Hey, stop repeating what I say ! Stop. Stop. STOP ! JASON/DICK ! HAHA ! Erf…

And so it started. 

The long race to who was going to become “The Master of Diapers”. 

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Another Human Life

Originally posted by hellyeah-karl-urban

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Pairing: Bones x Reader

Notes: Childbirth, requested by @trekken81  <3


Growing up, your mother had always told you that giving birth to you was the best thing that ever happened to her.

Throughout your youth and young adulthood you’d always remained sceptical. You never got the appeal of having a life form that cried and did nothing else really interesting, just depending on you for everything. You never saw your future spent in a kitchen baking a pie with your kids waiting for your husband to come home.

You wanted adventure - so you went out and got it.

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Break Me (2/?)

Summary: Y/N has been noticing a shift in her relationship with Bucky. A confrontation sets off a chain reaction nobody could see coming.

Relationship/Characters: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Warnings: Angst & Heartbreak. Bucky being kind of a jerk :/ My crappy writing. This was unbeta’d so all mistakes are my own.

A/N: This is for @sexylibrarian1. It’s the first time I’m writing with angst as the primary tone so I’m sorry if it’s shit. Despite the slow build with all this angst, I do have a happy ending in mind. Tags are open if anyone is interested. (am bringing this back from my old blog @thecrownedrose)

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