damn you horan

… Am I the only one who keeps watching the first few seconds of this video when Niall said “fuck” in THAT voice?! I mean, he’s adorable throughout most of the video but those first few seconds… damn it.


Title: You watched me sink

Author: bananasandboots

Word Count: 38k

Status: Complete


They’ve discussed it a few times - the boyfriend thing. It’s not like it’s some forbidden, horrific, abandon hope all ye who talk about furthering the relationship sort of subject. They’re mature adults. They’re in tune with their feelings, their hearts’ desires, the way those butterflies swoop in their bellies whenever they so much as hold each other’s hands. They like each other. A lot. It’s mutual, they know. But for now, they’re just content to enjoy the simplicity of what they have, and what they have is great.When dating in secret stops being enough, then they’ll discuss that too.

Or, the one where Harry teaches Sex Ed and sneaks around with the drama teacher, and doesn’t realise how out of tune he is with his true feelings until everyone else figures it out for him.

okay but listen

this is wrong

if louis is 1.72 meters, he should be roughly 5′6″, how the hell did they add two whole inches. See (below), even if you were to round it, he’d still be 5′6″

in conclusion, (unless google calculates wrong) Louis is actually smaller than what we thought.

“Do you think if one of us wasn’t in the band we would be this big?”“No”“No absolutely not”“I think we balance each other out”“I think when we look back nothing will ever be this big”“But isn’t that scary? the best times of your life are now”“It’s like a Benjamin button thing that we get to do it backwards? we get to do this and after have a proper normal life with a wife and kids”“What’s mad is we won’t be doing this”“Yeah” “So do you think like we’re still going to be mates” “I think so” “I think we will” “Of course” “Do you want my email now or later?” “I think we’ve gone through too much together”“We’ll always be a part of each other like growing up and i’m just glad we did it from the start how we wanted to”“There are so many bands that come and gone i would like to be remembered to for the records we did”“You know what it will be nice to be remembered even a mother telling a daughter the boy band at my time one direction just had fun they were just normal guys but terrible terrible dancers”

i dont even need to wear sunscreen because one direction throws so much shade

Mine Niall *SMUT* imagine

Can you do a really dirty niall imagine? Just put y/n its okay. And can it be we go out to a fancy restraunt and he gets horny so we have to leave early?



You and the boys were going to a fancy restaurant. Its just for fun. You guys were hanging out and decided to go to the fancy restaurant. You were sitting next to Niall, while the 4 were in front of you.

“You guys are weird we never did that!” you laughed, from the joke the boys made about you and Niall having sex before.

“Ohhhh Niall! Ohh!” They said jokingly.

You and Niall groaned and laughed. The waiter came and he started to look at you. “What’d you guys like for today?” he asked. He took your guys order and the waiter winked at you. You felt a blush crept to your face. Niall groaned.

“Niall’s jealous..” Harry chuckled.

“No I’m not!” he denied. “Sure you are Niall!” Zayn said. You looked at Niall and giggled a bit. He was so cute when he was jealous. 

While the boys were off talking to each other, you felt a finger on your thigh. You looked at Niall and he smirked. He moved his finger inside your underwear. It was under the table, so the boys couldn’t see. He moved down and started to put his finger inside. “Niall..” you whispered. 

He just smirked at you then pumped his fingers. You looked down and bit your lip. He was clearly smirking and biting his lip because he can’t moan in front of the boys.

He pumped faster and you couldn’t help. “N-Niall… I’m going too..” you warned. You cummed before he answered. You quietly moaned and good thing nobody heard, but Niall. He got his fingers out and licked them while looking down. You blushed so hard. 

You moved your hand to your hard and squeezed it. He groaned. You quickly removed your hand. “Everything alright guys?” Liam asked. “We’re just text fighting,” you laughed.

They smiled and began talking again. Niall was hard and you could see it. He scooted closer to you. He grabbed your hand and whispered something in your ear. 

“I’m so horny for you Y/N… I need you please..” he begged. You bit your lip. You needed Niall too. “Hey guys…” you said. Harry, Liam, Zayn, and Louis looked at you.

“Me and Niall are gonna head back home,” you said. “Why?” Louis started to smirk. “We’re pretty stressed and tired okay?” you said. “Alright.. don’t have too much fun”! Zayn chuckled.

“Shut up Zayn,” you rolled your eyes. You guys walked and bumped into that waiter again. “Oh I’m sorry..” you said. “It’s alright,” he chuckled. He gave you a note and you opened it revealing his phone number. “Maybe call me sometime and you could ditch this guy,” he whispered. Niall heard it.

“Hey Mate!” Niall growled and was about to hit him. “Niall!” you yelled. He already punched him and you widened your eyes. “Niall James Horan!” you yelled. You helped the guy up. “I’m so sorry! Are you alright?” you asked. “Y-Yeah..” he said.

“I’m so sorry! But boyfriend is being a jerk,” you galred at Niall.

“Oh I’m sorry.. It’s fine alright..” he stood up and smiled, leaving. You glared at Niall and he growled.

You both left the restaurant and the car ride was really quiet.

When he parked the car in the driveway, he opened and slammed the car door. You jumped and got out of the car. “Niall!” you yelled and chased him. He stomped in the house, very fastly. You walked in the house. Seeing no Niall.

“Niall where the hell are you?! We need to talk!” you yelled. You hit the wall behind you and got pinned by Niall. He kissed your neck.

“I’m gonna fucking show you who you belong to and thats me,” he growled. He has never been this mad before.

He grabbed your legs and you wrapped your legs around his waist. He was still kissing on your neck and started to suck it. Making you moan as loud as you can. 

“Fuck NIALL!” you moaned. “You like that?” he chuckled. Feeling his hot breath on your skin. “N-Niall..” you stuttered. “Fuck.. Y/N. You are making me so damn hard from your moans,” He pushed you up a little, and you could already feel his hard on your butt. 

“I could already feel you babe,” you smirked. He put his hand in your underwear and rubbed your clit. “You’re already wet for me baby..” he smirked. “Fuck Niall please…” you begged. ‘Please what?“ 

"PLEASE JUST FUCK ME!” you yelled. “Thats what I thought," 

He walked upstairs with you still on him. He pushed you on the bed and crawled on you and kissed your lips. Moaning in his mouth, felt like he swallowed that moaned. He broke the kiss and struggled to take off his belt. "Need a little help there?” you giggled. He groaned. “Yes please..” he pouted.

You took his belt off and he got rid of his skinny jeans. Kissing you again and he took your shirt off. You took his and eventually he took your pants off. Both you guys were in your underwear. You saw his hard getting very noticeable through his boxers.

“You’re getting hard for me Ni,” you giggled. “Just seeing how sexy you are.. And plus that hickey I gave you is getting purple,” he smiled. “God damn it Horan!” you whined. “Now when every guy looks at you, he can know that you’re mine,” he said.

He moved down to your stomach, trailing his tongue on it. You arched your back. You tangled your fingers into his hair. He moved down more. Licking your slit all up. You moaned louder than ever. His tongue felt so good.

He kissed you again, passionately. You played with his waistband and removed his boxers. He did the same thing to you. Taking your underwear and bra off. He slid in and thrusted. “Fuck…” he moaned. He kissed your neck while thrusted, which made you go crazy. “Niall I-I’m gonna come..” you warned. “Not just yet Y/N…” he thrusted one more time.

“Now,” he ordered. You both cummed, feeling so good. He slid out and laid down next to you. “That was..” “Amazing,” Niall finished. “You are mine got it? Nobody elses,” he said. “You are so the jealous type Niall,” you giggled. “Whatever,” he blushed and kissed your cheek. 

omg okay I went too far. -Kelly :) xx