damn you ellie

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she thought that you abandoned her. that you didn’t care how that affected her. well, those sort of things never bothered her b– before…

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- WITH IRON WINGS AND RUST, HE IS ICARUS FALLING ONCE AGAIN | P.D |  (INSP.)

Confession time

To keep it out of the tag:

I would ship the hell out of Eren with this little cute flower who’s his best friend but the fandom is so full of hate for everyone who ships Ereri/Riren that they totally ruined it for me.

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ELLIE IS PRECIOUS. If you don’t like Ellie please leave. I wanna drop off Shade’s ass at her garage. Hello you beautiful woman please take care of this half dead little man. She would provide a loving home. And then they could slaughter all the bandits together. AND PLAY BOARD GAMES. AND HUG. 

To: no-reply@bethesda.com 
From: Me
Subject: todd why

        Dear Todd,
   Why do you have to make my life so difficult? The last patch y’all did for Fallout 4 makes the game crash in less than a minute. We don’t want Skyrim for the 6th time on another shit console from Sony or Microsoft. Do Not Bring Fucking Skyrim Onto The Nintendo Switch. I just want to romance the raisin in the tri-horn hat that’s addicted to drugs, and build shit settlements.
       Cordially,
                    Me
(P.S.: A POX O’ER YOUR HOUSE, TODD HOWARD) 

f i c   a e s t h e t i c : STUPID by get-out-of-the-rescue-closet

“I can’t feel my legs.”

[read]

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I don’t know which is worse:if you’d watched this when it first aired and anticipated tons more Larry and Elly in series 2; or if you watch this now, knowing it never happened.

Because seriously, what a missed opportunity.

(for more face touching)

Title: How Long Will I Love You?

Genre: Fluff (do you really have to ask)

Word Count: 388 (it’s so short omfg)

Rating: G

Warnings: None

Summary: A letter to Dan from Phil (damn you Ellie Goulding) (remember that radio show where Phil was like “how long will I still love you.” And he looked at Dan and went, “how long will I still love… ellie goulding" or whatever and we all fucking diED yeah this is what that’s from skippidy do da)

*a thing: if you see ANYTHING that I need to warn about or tag or whatever, PLEASE, PLEASE, let me know. I’m still kind of eh about what does and doesn’t need to be tagged and warned about. Thank you, thank you*

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Um… hey, Dan. I guess. I don’t really know what to do in letters because I never write them, I never know how to start them or what to say in them. Because “Dear Dan” is too formal, it’s just you, I mean…

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