damn this look like shit lol

Damn guys, I just saw this and daamnnnn. Kooks who’s giving you these hickeys? Damn my boy is getting some ☹️lol I feel sad but it’s okay. They need to be happy too!

all this shit is in my opinion, okay? I’m not 100% sure but to ME it looks like a damn hickey.

anonymous asked:

What are your favorite shark facts?

*screeches with glee* Alright nonnie, you have asked me the best question EVER!

Apologies for taking two days to reply to this, life was a bit hectic

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Super Awesome Shark Facts

ONE

Sharks showed up 400 million years ago in the Devonian 358.9–298.9 aka “The Age of Fish” between the geological Silurian (443.8–419.2 million years ago) and the Carboniferous Periods (358.9–298.9 million years ago). By the time of the Carboniferous, we had amphibians and other small vertebrate creatures capable of crawling about on land. It’s during the Carboniferous Period that the continent of Pangaea first began to form (let that sink in for a second, the sharks were about before Pangaea even began to look like a continent, that’s how long these creatures have been about jfc). 

TWO

To date they’ve survived FIVE massive planet extinction events… ya know, those things that KILL PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ON THE PLANET?? YEAH, THEM. We know of one that happened pretty recently in geological history; 65 million years ago when the dinosaurs went bye-bye. How fucking badass is that, Jesus Christ!

THREE

There’s currently over 500 types of Shark in the ocean at present (though not for long if people don’t stop KILLING THEM! CAN YOU NOT?!??). The most famous, of course, is the Great White (Carcharodon carcharias) and the Hammerhead (family: Sphyrnidae). For all that there’s a variety of Species, there are, of course, similarities in form and shape including cartilaginous skeletons (they’re literally made of the same stuff as the ridge of your nose is), enhanced electro-static senses (on their nose which is cute but also reason why if you boop them on the nose they ‘nope’ it out of the place; consider it not too dissimilar to bashing your funny bone and deciding to avoid that damned door in the future, same sort of logic tbh).

FOUR

You can pet a Shark on the nose. This isn’t really a fact so much as an interesting aside that I think is cute and adorable as shit so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[The still looks scary but honestly, he’s just giving the Tiger Shark a snack lol]

[I believe these are Lemon Sharks, which are fucking cute and I would cuddle one of them to the end of my life (I don’t have self-preservation instincts tho soooo)]

FIVE

You have a higher chance of dying from being attacked by hornets, wasps, bees, dogs and even a fucking coconut (if you live in Asia) than you do of being killed by a Shark. How’s that for some mad stats?

SIX

As I’ve said, Sharks have survived FIVE massive planet extinction events but, currently, 20-30% of Sharks are close to extinction because of us, humans. Commercial fishing means Sharks get caught on hooks and nets; homeopathic remedies that require parts of Sharks for them to ‘work’; and Shark Fin Soup all contribute to the decline of these amazing creatures that have lived on this planet longer than even our most distant ancestor has.

SEVEN

Thanks to the media and stupid ass people who think they know everything from a movie marathon of the Jaws series, people think all Sharks are man-eating monsters that want to murder anyone who dares go for a swim in the open water. Here’s the thing though, 97% of over 500 Shark species are HARMLESS to us. The ones that ARE harmful tends to be because we’re in THEIR space and fucking up THEIR shit (personally, I’d beat your ass too if you came near my home so IDK why anyone thinks Sharks are evil; they’re just animals).

EIGHT

The reason why so many Shark attacks happen in California and places like South Africa is simply because of the abundance of food for Sharks; Great Whites especially. Seals, Sea Lions, and Sea Otters are all on the menu for the Great White and us pesky ass humans keep getting in their way. It’s not their fault they mistake us for food. Honest mistake.

NINE

Connected to EIGHT. Most of the time, people die from a Shark BITE but the Shark doesn’t come back for a second time (usually) because, unlike pretty much every other species that’s evolved on this planet, Sharks don’t have the opportunity to test what something is before using their teeth on it. Humans bleed out horrendously fast, especially in water, so the cause of death for most Shark attacks is blood loss and shock, not actually being eaten by a Shark.

TEN

Whale Sharks are the largest Sharks on record out of all current, living Shark species. They can be over 13 metres in length and, while they look scary considering how humans usually don’t go past 2 metres (imagine seven people stood on top of each other and you’ve got an idea of how long a Whale Shark is), Whale Sharks are the most docile creatures ever. They’re quite similar to Whales (hence the name) that live on plankton, for example the Blue Whale, and are absolutely gorgeous.

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Hopefully these have been somewhat educational (while interspersed with my delightful attitude) and everyone can go on with their lives a little more aware and knowledgeable about Sharks.

Originally posted by amnhnyc

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Klangst Week: March 31st (AU/Free Day)

You know that meme? The 15 minutes late with a Starbucks? 

Yeah that’s me, only it should be 84 years late with a frape.

Either way, here’s my final piece for the @klangst-week! It was so much fun doing this, even if I didn’t participate from the start! Big thanks to the awesome people that made this a thing <3 


*****

Getting to know someone takes time, effort.

Getting to know Lance McClain takes a whole more than that.

That’s not to say that Lance is a broody mysterious character straight out of an otome game.

No, Keith thought, quite the contrary. Lance was the most sociable person he’d met, always greeting everyone with a grin and bright eyes. Besides, it was Lance that initiated this..thing between them in the first place.

It started on a lazy summer day of their first year in university, Lance flopping down besides Keith on the grass, beckoning him about the book he was reading.

Halfway through that year, Lance slipped his way into Keith’s everyday life, fitting himself into Keith’s routine.

By the end of the first year, Keith realised Lance found himself in his morning thoughts and his fitful rest’s dreams, a feeling meddling at the pit of his chest that he’d yet to acknowledge.

He’d start to notice little things about him, things that urged him closer to figuring out the unsolved puzzle that was Lance McClain.

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cute things from this latest Critical Role ep:
- Percy was absolutely useless without his guns, and once more ran away leaving his family to near-certain death
- there is a 153% chance that Keyleth blames herself for Vax’s death
- just…Vax going pale when Keyleth was swallowed, paler than he’s been since he made his deal with the Raven Queen (i.e. Vex’s death), and Vex shooting furious, utterly ineffective arrows at the kraken and shouting at it to cough up her brother
- Keyleth slipping away to ask about her mother the night before, and getting her hopes shot down
- want to be even sadder and Keyleth and Vax? “Thank you…for believing in me.” “You make it easy.” (and you could hear the smile in his voice, you could hear it.)
- also remember when Keyleth said she was afraid to start this relationship because she worried about losing him to death or the Raven Queen
- also remember how Keyleth is going to outlive all her friends anyway simply by lifespan - hey, look, she’s getting all this practice in!
- Grog was at 8 HP. 8. Eight. Grog “221 HP (+11 from Heroes’ Feast)” Strongjaw was at EIGHT FUCKING HEALTH POINTS. This isn’t angst, this is just. Holy fucking shit. They nearly all died. Grog “lol what is double-digit hp” Strongjaw. Jesus fucking christ I can’t believe only one person died, honestly. What the fuck even was that fight. Note to self: avoid the shit out of krakens.
- I want to emphasize Percy’s uselessness and running away because damn, way to efficiently feature like ¾ his greatest causes of self-loathing in one neat battle. Also, Keyleth’s guilt over Vax in conjunction with her guilt over Scanlan and even Percy’s more temporary death.

anonymous asked:

Okay but, what about cute and adorable domestic jdronica with their daughter who can see ghost and like they are in a family dinner or something and their cute little daughter just screams "well fuck me gently with a chainsaw do I look like mother Theresa?"

Or maybe in canon, a little bit after JD died she stopped seeing the ghosts after a while and figured they were just figments of her imagination, but then years later, she still thinks about JD but she’s mostly moved on, she has a kid (maybe it’s JD’s?) and he/she is suddenly just like “mommy, what’s an iche luge bullet?” And Veronica turns completely white and her stomach drops and she’s just like…………..shit. And whoever she’s married to is like “honey what’s wrong?” And she can’t even say anything she’s so freaked out, and then she slowly looks up and sees Heather, Kurt, and Ram, standing next to her kid and smirking.

Sickfic inspiration

From my own life!!

So my city has this midnight bike ride once a year. There’s a 9 mile option and a 19 mile option. So after a year of not riding a bike, my dad and I went on the 19 mile one while my younger sister (she’s 16) and her boyfriend went on the 9 mile. I struggled lmao. Nearly got sick at the top of a huuuuuge hill, but I fuckin DID IT.

So anyway, when we finished and met my sister at the finish line, she started PANICKING and being like “omg Taylor you’re so pale you need to sit down” and I was like “??? I’m good” and I was making jokes and she was just. Not having it. I guess I looked pretty rough lol. But finally I was like “I feel fine” and she just yelled “I DONT CARE HOW YOU FEEL; SIT DOWN AND DRINK THE DAMN WATER” and I just fuckin love that line because I was like “o shit yes ma'am”

can like the first thing my mom says to me whenever i just get home from somewhere NOT be “when are you gonna graduate the rest of your classmates from high school already have” i’m sick of hearing it and being reminded every damn day lol shit like this that i have to put up with until i move forward with my life makes me not even look forward to coming home anymore lol

OMG they’re all such a weird little family I’m sO FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT IT

also FULLY SUPPORTING THE NEW CAPTAIN SWAN INITIATIVE OF MUST HOLD HANDS AT ALL TIMES. IT IS GOOD FOR THE COMMUNITY AND THE PLANET. PLS CONTINUE.

I LOVE THE WAY THEY’RE ACTING WHILE REGINA AND ZELENA FIGHT WITH THE MEETING EYES AND LOOKING AWAY

LIKE THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE DO LOL AND KILLIAN’S LOOKING AT DAVID LOOKS LIKE AND EMMA’S LOOKING AT SNOW

AND HERE AGAIN LIKE THEY’RE SUCH A WEIRD LITTLE FAMILY LOL

WITH EMMA BREAKING UP FIGHTS

AND INSISTING THEY DO SHIT TOGETHER

AND FUCKING THISSSSSS WITH SNOW TELLING THEM OFC WE HAVE A FUCKING HUGE WEDDING TO PLAN

AND KILLIAN IS LIKE MM WHAT NOW?

AND I LOVE THAT SNOW JUST SO SO SO WANTS THE BEST FOR THE BOTH OF THEM AND WANTS THEM TO HAVE SUCH JOY AND SHE’S JUST SO PURE AND WONDERFUL IN WANTING THIS AND LOOK AT THEIR DAMN SMILES

LIKE KILLIAN IS A LITTLE UMM IDK MAN IDK LOL BUT EMMA SWAN IS SO FUCKING HAPPY 

CARVE THIS MOMENT OF FAMILY AND LOVE AND JOY INTO MY FUCKING SOUL BYE

I just wanted to draw Deacon doing finger guns…gun

that’s it that’s the only reason I made this

btw Zelda is allowed to be emotional. She’s allowed to cry. Her and Link are scuffed up and dirty and look like they’ve been through hell in that crying scene. Think of nintendo’s track record; Zelda’s NEVER been portrayed as whiny. They very rarely utilize crying in LOZ–only heavy scenes, like Zelda sealing herself or Midna leaving. So if she’s reacting that way, some AWFUL shit has probably happened, and the proof of that is in her and Link’s condition.

she is NOT a wimp or whiny or a bad character for being emotional (like her country is literally falling apart is she supposed to look upon that with a smile or a straight face?? lol k). At the VERY LEAST wait until the game is out and you can see the context of that scene before making a judgement about her personality. Like damn. 

Checking Out Ya Booty (EXO)

Requested by a lovely anon <3 (you guys are just dating for this I guess)

Feel free to send in requests guys! We do Reactions, Preferences, Fake Texts, and Scenarios! Just tell us who you want, what you want, and how you want it! <3  (MalexFemale, MalexMale, FemalexFemale)

*Don’t own the gif/s yo*

Author: Taebaby

SUHO: He knows he owns it, shit. Can’t get enough of it so lookin at it is his fav pass time 

CHANYEOL: I feel like he’d just come out and complement you about it if you were comfortable enough with each other (no shame)

KYUNGSOO: He might be a little more tactful and look while you aren’t paying attention then avert his eyes when you look at him but damn if he didn’t wanna keep lookin

BAEKHYUN: It would just get him excited about what he might get to enjoy in the future (lol might will)

JONGIN: He’d be shy about it, super cute. He’d be so transfixed he wouldn’t have noticed that you caught him and he’d get all embarrassed aw

SEHUN:  👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

XIUMIN: Oh he’d be smooth for sure. He’s an ass man so theres no way he’s not gonna look at it but he would know how to do it low-key so he ain’t shameless like Chanyeol or Sehun

CHEN: He’d be fuckin extra. Anytime you’d walk by in a pair of shorts or pants he liked (or walked by in general tbh) he’d suddenly become like a sports judge like ‘10/10 yes jagi, yes’

YIXING: This precious boy, he’d keep it inconspicuous so you wouldn’t think he was a creeper or that he only cared about your body. So pure

~*FORMERS*~

KRIS: Dumbass would be tryin to be all cool like ‘yeah girl, turn and let me see that thang’ then would prob end up doing some stupid shit and make everything awkward and/or funny

TAO: I feel like me might be super pleased with himself like ‘yes, I picked the right choice, go me, I know whats best’ This diva I swear

LUHAN:  (Forgive me)

Ooh ooh I’m just tryna get you in the mood
Ooh ooh baby just show me what it do
Now blow it like a flute ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooooh

anonymous asked:

Headcanon request for you, lovely blogger! Can I have the RFA +Saeran reacting to seeing MC with glasses and her natural hair (not nicely done like at parties) for the first time? Also you're really sweet and I love your blog❤️ I check it like every day

awe omg you’re so so sweet!! I hope this is good enough also I’m sooo sorry for the delay :(


Yoosung:

  • drops his glass of water 
  • MC IS HAS GLASSES?!?!? 
  • SO CUTE OMGOMGOMGOMG 
  • runs over to tACKLE MC 
  • “MC YOU’RE SO ADORABLE IN YOUR COMFY CLOTHES!!”
  • steals MC’s glasses and tries to walk around 
  • but he trips 
  • clumsy yoosung 
  • and breaks her glasses oops

Zen:

  • is shook 
  • MC without make-up is still. so. damn. attractive.
  • starts playing with her hair and French braids it
  • das right he’s got them skillz 
  • he takes off her glasses and puts them back on, then takes it off again… and puts it back on repeat 10x
  • “Zen what are you doing lol”
  • “tryna see if there’s any difference and damn you look like a cute school girl with these glasses on but I can’t decide if I want cute school girl MC or sexy adult MC”
  • what a dilemma 

Jaehee:

  • dude why did MC always look so comfortable 
  • tasseled hair, glasses, pajamas
  • Jaehee’s life goal: to look as good as MC while lounging at home
  • oh shit one day she accidentally takes MC’s glasses 
    • rushing to work poor bb 
  • can’t see for entire day oops
  • her own glasses were fake remember and she couldn’t take off MC’s glasses because MR. HAN BE ALL SASSY LIKE “GURL U BETTA KEEP EM’ ON”
  • anyway she tells MC that she looks real good and effortless at home and she is low key jealous
  • MC disagrees and says that Jaehee looks even more attractive when she’s in her relax mode 

Jumin:

  • you know how he likes people who dress neatly and stuff
  • and he even wears a suit at home himself
  • well he was kinda lowkey mad at MC for having messy hair
  • also what were those glasses now?? she looked like Jaehee ew
  • “MC do you have to wear those glasses? You look like an office employee. Also why don’t you brush your hair”
  • “well then.. why don’t you brush it for me?” ;))
  • cue Jumin brushing MC’s hair real lovingly awee 
  • he grew to love her glasses because she actually looked so cute like especially when she was cooking and the steam went all up in her face and she couldn’t see and omg imagine her falling into Jumin’s arms when he comes home because her glasses made her temporarily blind so she tripped over the couch leg!!

707:

  • yo he always switches their glasses
  • likes to ruffle her hair in the morning
  • thinks MC is the most beautiful when she has bedhead :D
  • is super into matching PJ’s and hair clips (especially the big ones with an animal shape) 
  • likes to do facial masks with MC!!!! 
  • beauty spa time 24/7
  • dude is super excited when MC wears his hoodie when she’s cold in the morning
  • also secretly takes pictures of MC’s sleeping face hahahah 
  • sometimes draws mustaches on her when she naps

Saeran:

  • was high key star-struck when he saw MC in her glasses and straight brown hair
  • blushed and turned so red aww 
  • couldn’t look MC in the eye but kept peeking at her from his peripheral vision
  • when MC asked why he was avoiding her he got so embarrassed 
  • but he finally told her 
  • “it’s b-because you look so..”
  • “look so..?”
  • super quietly “..cute” **runs away**
  • AWEEE MC WAS SO HAPPY SHE FLUNG HERSELF ONTO SAERAN AND DIDN’T LET GO FOR THE REST OF THE DAYY 

ahh anon I hope you liked it!! <3 

~Cherry L.


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i told this guy i liked him but he be like “i’m not looking for anything right now i’m sorting through my own shit You’re great but I’m just not in right frame of mind or anything” and i never replied to that text and didn’t plan on it but he texted me a few days later and said “hey do you wanna just hang out as friends” then hours later he invited me to a show….now i’m like damn stop talking to me lol i don’t wanna be friends the fucc deadass

Isak and Even hair drabble | what even is this tho?

I miss Isak, I miss Even…I wonder what they are doing right now…

I imagine that they are being goofy as always, showing their affection by arguing about something silly like 

OMG like Isak deciding that he wants to get a flipping haircut! And Even is just like NO !!!!! FUCKING !!! WAY !!!! BOI. He is literally so offended and I mean this actually turns super serious. Isak kinda just said it one day like “Ugh my hair is getting so long, and it’s so curly and so annoying and I just want to chop it all off” and Even’s all like “lol don’t do that baby, you would not pull of bald. You’d look like a cute baby egg” and then he just kisses his golden curls and Isak playfully slaps him away while grinning “Shut up! I would not, I’d look like a fucking king” 

Even just laughs and is like “sure baby” 

but then of course eventually it gets serious??? like Isak brings it up again one day, like Even mentions a film he wants to go see and Isak is like “Oh let me know the time it’s on because I was thinking of getting my hair cut on Sunday” and Even just like freezes and is all “EXCUSE ME? wot da fuq” and Isak looks up at him and is like “yeah i mean i’m just gonna get it cut a little shorter so it’s not as curly and annoying.” Even’s hand (which was stroking all of Isak’s ‘annoying’ curls) has just stopped in his hair and he is just Not. Chill. At. All. he looks at Isak with his mouth all open and pouty “You are not cutting your hair.” he declares meeting Isaks eyes. 

Isak laughs “what??” he shouts amused and surprised at the passion inside his boys voice over his damn hair. Even just tilts his face down and gives Isak his “I am not kidding babe your not going there, fight me boo” look. 

and Isak just laughs before shouting “oh my gosh your being ridiculous! It’s just hair It doesn’t even matter EVEEEEEN!” 

so then Even just thinks oh you want to fucking start this before smiling and nodding. Isak nods with pride thinking he’s won this fight befooooore Even says 

“You know what? You’re right, summer is coming up and it just gets so hot, I think i’ll go and get my hair cut with you.” 

OH DEAR LORD 

NO 

Isak looks back up at him in horror “NEI!” he practically screams before he could rethink it. 

Even’s eyebrows shoot up smugly “what? no? But baby it’s just hair right?” 

Isak rolls his eyes and crosses his arms in defeat “Fine…fine no fucking hair cut. I hate you.” 

Even rolls over and pulls grumpy Isak closer to him, holding him against his chest. “You love me…” He runs his hand through Isak’s prince hair and kisses it before whispering in his ear “and I love your hair.” 

Isak smiles to himself and blushes. He would never tell Even but after hearing those words from the man of his life, Isak has never looked after his precious curls more.  

I’m going to say one last thing and then I’ll try to stop talking about this reality show:

EYE am glad DWT S ended when it did because from what I could distantly observe, some of the female pro-types were starting to act a little questionable towards N, probably because she was starting to get “too much” attention …esp. of the male variety lol. Shit, toward the end of the competition even Len was starting to comment on things like looks and beauty. Lmao 

Some of these chicks were starting to get froggy (former pro JulieAnne with her catsuit comments and nitpicking, sharna randomly yesterday, emma with her weird possessiveness over a man who is not her fiancé, and constant mention of Nor mani in packages and bts videos?)

Glad the gig is up so they can breathe easy now and get their mojo back. Damn.

  • swtor player: there's no way swtor makes sense as a non-force user you cannot duel a jedi or sith without force powers it is a known fact of science!111 ONLY JK AND SW ARE CANON
  • me, an intellectual: *points blaster* Do I look like I give a damn?