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a list of things that happened in last night's episode

1) let’s just get this out there right off the bat: I love New Jesus I love him I love him (that sentence would look so weird to someone who doesn’t watch the fosters)

2) piano-accompanied sex flashbacks MEGA YIKES

3) “I looked it up and it’s like $40,000 a year and” blah blah blah it’s called college loans Brando, we all have them (but I am enjoying a brandon who puts other ppl before himself though don’t get me wrong I’m totally loving it)

4) “did you put that on for monty?” stef that is ICE COLD alright alright alright ok now ladies

5) um every child in the adams foster clan is a fucking entrepreneur what the shit?

6) “it’s like an ex-girlfriend convention in here” SIBLING SASS SIBLING SASS MORE OF THIS PLS THX these kids are a family not coworkers I wanna see them ACT LIKE IT 

7) “I have 50,000 dollars I’d like to invest in you” that sounded unnecessarily sexual. never talk about putting things in people when you’re making a business proposition that’s a little helpful tip from me to you kiddos

8) I had to pause for a second when the connor/jude scene started, just to collect myself ow ow ow ow ow

9) mmk we don’t even get a hug mmk fine

10) now that jesus is back I want a jesus/jude scene like nobody’s business. two snarkiest characters on the show runner-up only to mariana. can you imagine the snark CAN YOU

11) stef’s mom. STEF’S MOM. too good too pure

12) lexi all like “:) no hard feelings :)” um how much you wanna bet yes hard feelings 

13) AJ is the cutest motherfucker get on his level

14) SAVAGE JUDE SAVAGE MY SON

15) callie and brandon are being the opposite of subtle and stef’s mom is so nosy how has she not noticed that this freaky-deaky shit is goin on under the same roof her ass is legit sleepin beneath I’m calling bullshit

16) the fosters is cooking up a stef/life-threatening disease storyline and i am not down with it

17) seeing AJ at a nerdy convention would be precious but I don’t think it’s gonna happen somehow, I think he’s gonna bail or idk something’s going to go wrong

18) BRANDON IS MISSING THE SIGNALS I WOULD BE MAKING OUT WITH THAT CUTE BARTENDER GIRL IN JUST TWO HOT SECONDS IF SHE GAVE ME A SIGN TIME’S A-WASTING BRANDIDDLY HOP ON THAT TRAIN BEFORE IT LEAVES THE STATION MY MAN

19) someone give sad potato jude a fucking hug (no not you mr. stevens UH this is really weirD Oh my gosh whAT I swear I really wasn’t expecting that to happen when I started typing this sentence but it hapPENED)

20) if you’re reading this: rewatch the lexi poster reveal scene again and replay it four times so you can get a good long look at each. individual. expression on each. kid’s. face. that is comedy gold right there, I’m telling you

21) mariana/lexi situation: called it. stef/cancer situation: called it. AJ bailing situation: fucking called it. I am on FIRE