damn them both


#i don’t know what’s better: sana’s expression as she looks victoriously away from isak because ‘i got this’, or isak’s ‘i’m fucked i don’t believe this shit’ face.


that spider-man/deadpool comic though

okay but let’s talk some structural ass paralleling here boys and girls

1x01: lucifer saves chloe from someone who shoots her; she doesn’t know what he is (pilot)
2x01 chloe saves lucifer from someone by shooting them (with a taser); she tries to find out what he is but is derailed by amenadiel (everything’s coming up lucifer)

1x02: we first learn a little about chloe’s dad/her past as an actress/her dad dying (lucifer, stay; good devil)
2x02: we first learn a little about lucifer’s mom/his past in heaven/him being thrown out/losing his relationship with his father (liar liar slutty dress on fire)

1x03: lucifer is angry that someone is impersonating him/taking his role (the would-be prince of darkness)
2x03: lucifer is angry that someone is taking his job as punisher and talks about how it changes you/nobody asks for it (sin eater)

1x04: lucifer tries to get chloe to sleep with him, but she discovers his wing scars/what makes him vulnerable/she shoots him and he bleeds (manly whatnots)
2x04: amenadiel discovers that chloe is lucifer’s weakness/his deal with dad/everyone spends the episode basically telling chloe she should get laid by someone definitely not named lucifer (lady parts)

1x05: lucifer is intrigued by the idea of being mortal/the danger of it; maze wants to return to hell (sweet kicks)
2x05: uriel appears to order lucifer to send mom to hell/he IS mortal i.e. lucifer kills him (weaponiser)

1x06: lucifer discovers his wings were stolen/struggling with the legacy of who he used to be as the FAVORITE SON
2x06: lucifer melts down because he believes that he is a MONSTER

(oh my god the parallels between that just, from favorite son to monster, and focusing on his idea of himself oh my cheesus no)

1x07: deeply personal episode for lucifer centering around his past and what he got from his dad (his wings) and how he is shaped by that (wingman)
2x07: deeply personal episode for chloe centering around her past and what she got from her dad (her career as a cop) and how she is shaped by that (my little monkey)

1x08: lucifer is so jealous of dan he can’t see straight, even though nothing is really going on; blames linda for ganging up against him (et tu, doctor)
2x08: chloe is so jealous of ella she can’t see straight, even though nothing is really going on; lucifer and linda have the first real breakthrough in their relationship (trip to stabby town)

1x09: father frank, piano scene, DEATH
2x09: i don’t know but it starts with D and ends with

anonymous asked:

“there’s no way in hell i could fall in love with someone like you” + jerejean ??

me: is a hoe and can’t avoid a soulmate au even though nobody asked for one

Jean knew his soulmate’s name when he was four years old, sitting on the couch with his mother.

“Mama,” he asked in French, staring at the letters on the inside of his wrist, “what does this mean?”

She laughed as she brushed his fingers away, slowly pronouncing the word Jeremy so her son could copy the sounds. “It means that your soulmate is going to have that name, my love. See, I have your father’s right here.” She turned her wrist over, and Jean stared at the lines of his father’s handwriting, spelling his name out in black ink against his mother’s pale skin.

“I don’t know anybody named Jeremy,” Jean argued, pouting.

“I know, but one day you will. And he will have your name on his wrist too.”

Jean meets Jeremy Knox while he is still playing for the Ravens, at a fall banquet. Jean had not been permitted to leave Riko or Kevin’s side, but luckily for them, Jeremy approached and shook all of their hands with an enthusiasm unparalleled to anything Jean had ever seen before. Jean ignored the pleasant feeling bubbling in his chest as their hands touched, because any sign of recognition would only make Riko angrier.

“So good to see you guys here. Swanky event, huh?” His eyes landed on Jean, as if expecting him to answer, but Jean knew better, and Kevin stepped in before it got awkward.

“It’s nice to see you too, Jeremy. The Trojans played a great game last week, your work effort is truly admirable.”

Kevin and Jeremy chatted away for another few minutes, but as soon as Jeremy walked away, Riko had a grip so tight around Jean’s wrist that it took a fierce effort not to flinch.

“Moreau,” Riko spits in Japanese, a cruel grin on his face, “happy to meet your soulmate?”

Jean doesn’t think it could be Jeremy. They couldn’t be more different, and besides, Jean knows it’s pointless to hope. He survives one day at a time, there’s no use in fantasizing about a future that might not come.

“I don’t believe in that garbage,” Jean answers, voice level. “Knox is a naive fool who thinks he can succeed on kindness and not skill.”

That seemed to satisfy Riko for now, and Jean took care to not let his gaze linger on Jeremy for the rest of the night.

By the time Jean gets to California, most of the physical bruises and cuts have healed, and slowly he’s working on the emotional ones. He can hardly believe that this is happening, and the fact that he is alone on the plane and is alone during baggage claim and is alone waiting for one of the Trojans to pick him up almost derails him.

But then a jeep pulls up to the curb and stops right in front of him, and Jeremy Knox climbs out of the driver’s seat and bounds over to Jean’s side.

“Jean, hi! It’s great to see you! Come on, let’s get that luggage into the back and then we’ll head to USC.” Jeremy lifts Jean’s (only) suitcase into the back before Jean can get a word in. It’s simultaneously annoying and comforting, and as Jean settles into the passenger seat, he takes a deep breath for the first time since leaving Palmetto.

A year and a half after that first day, Jean knows for a fact that Jeremy Knox is his Jeremy, but that doesn’t mean he has done anything about it. He still can’t really believe that this boy who has such a positive outlook on life could be Jean’s soulmate. Jean, who for most of his life has only known pain and has embraced the fact that nothing was going to get better for him.

In a way, things have gotten better though. He’s not going to ever be right for the Trojans, he’s got too much shit to work through to ever have such a positive outlook on life, but they are good for him. They show him unconditional kindness and help him work through his outbursts, and he doesn’t deserve them but doesn’t want to let go either.

He knows Jeremy is his soulmate even though Jeremy has never shown him his soul mark, and Jean has never shown his. But the way they look at one another, the way Jeremy can startle a laugh out of Jean, and the way Jean feels most comfortable when they’re spending time together, they both know.

Jean also knows he doesn’t deserve Jeremy.

One Saturday, when they’re both lounging on the couch with blankets over their laps and feet tangled together, Jeremy takes a deep breath and takes the plunge.

“Jean, are we going to ever talk about it?”

Jean instantly knows what he means, but allows himself to collect his thoughts before replying. “What specifically do you want to talk about?” It’s a fair question, because there are so many elements to this whole thing, and Jean sure doesn’t know where to start.

Jeremy seems to have an idea though, because he moves to take off the bracelet he wears around his wrist that conceals his soulmate’s name. When he turns it so Jean can look, he sees his own name in his own neat and slanted handwriting, and Jean’s heart skips a beat. He slowly takes off his own bracelet and mirror’s Jeremy’s movements, watching his face light up as he reads his own name on Jean’s skin.

“I know that being here hasn’t been easy for you,” Jeremy said once he had looked his fill, eyes moving back up to Jean’s face. “I knew it was you almost as soon as you got here, but I also knew you needed time. With everything that happened at Evermore, and then the sudden change, it would have been wrong of me to ask so much of you.” Jeremy pauses, and Jean takes the silence as an invitation to speak.

“I suspected, but I wasn’t exactly applauded by Riko for having your name on my wrist, and so this wasn’t something I could even think about for the first year or so here. I, um. I thought that there was no way in hell I could fall in love with someone like you. I was this broken thing, and you deserved more than that.”

Jeremy frowns, scooting forward on the couch so he’s kneeling right in front of Jean. “You idiot. You’re not unworthy of someone’s love because you’ve been through hell. If anything, that just makes you stronger.”

And Jeremy didn’t know, couldn’t know the enormity of torture that Jean had been through, but even so, Jean tried to let himself believe him.

“Thank you for giving me time,” Jean muttered, gathering all his courage to reach out for Jeremy’s hand.

The motion put a smile on Jeremy’s face so bright it rivaled the harsh California sun. “Of course. I’ll give you all the time in the world, whatever you need.”

“Well,” Jean countered, and for once in his life embraced the flutters in his chest. “I think enough time has passed for me to do this,” and he leaned forward just enough to kiss Jeremy. Jeremy sighed happily, both of his hands reaching up to cup Jean’s cheeks and holding him close, not even considering letting go any time soon. 

Thalia realizing Jason barely remembers her 💔



concept: the entire smh crew + friends working at the disneyland parks.

bits is working as a chef at the jolly holiday bakery cafe who occasionally visits jack, an animator who works at the animation academy and is best friends with shitty, tho he’s referred to as mr. knight at the parks.

shitty doesn’t work at the parks but is involved at disney animations a lot since his girlfriend lardo is both an animator for disney shorts and an occasional imagineer for the parks. she loves going to the parks bc a) her work is there woot woot and b) ransom & holster are performers in the parade and shows. (occasionally they’re seen at  Le Salon Nouveau in D33 but shhh no one knows that).

nursey and dex are apart of the college program, along with chowder. nurse is always operating rides and somehow, dex is always there to fix it. chowder is an assistant to all face characters and loves hanging out with farmer, who plays belle in the shows and at meet and greets.

they definitely have a blast closing down the park occasionally 


          I made a choice.
          I wasn’t going to kill for them. So
          I ran.Right into you. And you looked at
          me like no one ever had. I was
          ashamed of what I was. But I’m done
          with the First Order. I’m never
          going back. Rey, come with me.

          Don’t go.

I feel like if this continues, Katie McGrath is going to be the new Alycia Debnam Carey. Smol, precious actress that the fandom is going to follow into the lowest depths of the ocean or the furthest reaches of outer space.