damn that's a lot of tags

I dont even watch the show anymore and i want to be happy for every ship that has a little of w|w representation because we need it…

But damn, i fucking hate Emison… I´m sorry, i know there are lots of people who like it but i just cant stand it… And Emily used to be my favorite so its sad for me…

But yeah, just wanted to write that, dont worry, wont tag it for the ship, thats rude and not cool, enjoy the show i gues…

2,199 Days and You’re home.

Warning, this is probably going to be a long but cute asf fanfiction!


Clarke had never loved anyone as she had loved Bellamy, watching that rocket and knowing he was on his way to safety, she felt relief wash over her. She didn’t mind dying as long as it meant the people she cared for went on. Clarke had been sure the radiation would kill her, the memory of the searing pain she felt from her bubbling skin, the feeling of the burning blood choking up in her throat would forever be planted in her mind. She’d been so sure she’d die that day, dying on a dying planet. But then Madi found her, the girl only young then, barely able to take care of herself let alone nursing Clarke until she was at full health. Those were some of the most painful days of her life. Not just the radiation seeping through her but the fact that she’d let Bellamy go, she wouldn’t see him for years to come, no more warm hugs reminding her of home, no more playful smile crossing his face even though she knew he wanted to be mad at her. Everyone she loved so far from her but they were safe and that’s all Clarke could ask for.

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2Ps as shit people who go to my school have done

Canada: Somehow misheard “I don’t like to get my hands dirty, especially when drawing” as “I don’t like to get my hands dirty, especially when drunk driving”

America: Dabbed so hard his glasses flew off

Russia: “I wear black to be edgy-”

Italy: Drew a pentagram on someone else’s art project

Romano: Played Wannabe by the Spice Girls in the middle of class and jammed tf out

Germany: “Pugs are not cute tHEY ARE FORCED TO INBREED AND IT IS VERY PAINFUL, (my name)”

Prussia: (German foreign exchange student asks where the pencils are) “.. What’d you just say? I thought you were talking about German wartanks-”

Japan: Got so surprised he accidentally said “nya” and then proceeded to hate himself for it

China: Brought a red panda plush to school and kept having to yell “IT’S NOT A FOX” at people

Francois: Taught his classmate how to say “Fuck your mother” in French because he kept getting in trouble for saying a word that technically isn’t a swear

England: Drank caramel syrup straight outta the bottle. When asked why, replied with “It’s thick and delicious  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

Scotland: Gave him the caramel in the first place. Saw how uncomfortable everyone was seeing that and proceeded to give him another bottle.

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Yeah so ummm…..hi. It’s ya boi, Flannel McMullet. This is my Keith cosplay from the amazing fic Shut Up and Dance With Me by Wittyy with beautiful art by Sora !!!! I’m so deep into Klance hell in general, so throw a dancer au at me and I’m sold. Did I mention I’m only on chapter 4 but couldn’t wait any longer to do a costest? Because it’s true. Idk, I’m pretty proud of this. Also I took a vid of me dancing in this cos that isn’t the best but it’s decent; should I post that too? I think I might in a little bit….But yeah! I hope you enjoy. Go check me out on my Instagram (Full.Moon.Chaser) to see more of my cosplays, and maybe even subscribe to my YouTube (also Full.Moon.Chaser)!! Also all the pics have captions if you’re interested ~ @shutup-and-dance-with-me <3

List of Best Post 1x04 Fix-it Fics for Homeless Jughead / Abused Archie

• tasting future time on the tip of your tongue by jehoney  

(3375 words) Chapters: 3/3
Relationships: Archie Andrews/Jughead Jones
Characters: Archie Andrews, Jughead Jones, Fred Andrews
Additional Tags: Running Away, jughead has a crisis at the train station,should I stay or should I go, introspective, Strained Friendships, Angst, jug is an Emo but he has every right to be, Homeless Jughead,Pancakes, 
Summary: Train stations are the best place to watch, permanent fixtures in a world of transience - caught in a stream of movement and travel but always forever stationary.
Jughead would leave, he swears, if there wasn’t so much to stay for.

• small as a world and large as alone by jugheadjones

(3558 words) Chapters: 1/1
Relationships: Archie Andrews/Jughead Jones
Characters: Archie Andrews, Jughead Jones, Fred Andrews
Additional Tags: csa mention, jughead calls fred “dad”, Homeless Jughead, its jarchie but its not like romantic jarchie, the imperfect family of archie fred and jughead rly means a lot to me and thats why this is so bad
Summary: a series of drabbles about jughead, archie, and fred andrews post episode 4.

• Get It Right  by xLoveMx

(2304 words) Chapters: 1/1
Relationships: Archie Andrews/Jughead Jones, Archie Andrews & Jughead Jones
Characters: Archie Andrews, Jughead Jones
Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, the boys making up, and a god damn apology because jug deserves it
Summary: And if this is the universe´s way of making up for whatever the hell went wrong last summer, then that´s fine with Jughead.

• pull me through (got so much to lose) by wayonwayout

(2472 words) Chapters: 1/1
Relationships: Archie Andrews/Jughead Jones
Characters: Archie Andrews, Jughead Jones
Additional Tags: Angst, Sharing a Bed, Fix-It
Summary: After, Archie calls Jughead. This was both a good and a terrible decision. Jughead has always known the absolute worst thing to say, and he’s never shied away from saying it.
(Or: a necessary conversation finally happens, and Jughead gets a full night’s sleep for once.)

• refuse to look back thinking days were better by mohritz

(2035 words)  Chapters: 1/1
Relationships: Archie Andrews/Jughead Jones
Characters: Archie Andrews, Jughead Jones
Additional Tags: Strained Friendships, this is kinda sad idk, ends happy though??, homeless jug, Developing Relationship, Fluff and Angst, mention of grundy, Childhood Friends, where is jellybean? who knows, Asexual Jughead
Summary: (just because they’re younger days)
Jughead likes Riverdale High at seven in the morning. It’s quiet, calm. The halls are peaceful, and he can hear the steps he makes echo around the corridor as he walks. He doesn’t have to weave his way around people who don’t even know his name or attempt to avoid certain people in the lunch hall.
Certain people being Archie.

• Scattered Pieces by Val_Creative

(944 words) Chapters: 1/1
Relationships: Archie Andrews & Jughead Jones, Archie Andrews/Jughead Jones
Characters: Jughead Jones, Veronica Lodge, Betty Cooper, Archie Andrews
Additional Tags: Friendship/Love, Psychological Trauma, Canon Era, Past Sexual Assault, Hurt/Comfort
Summary: Archie’s been missing from Riverdale High for nearly a week.
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These are my faves from this week at least. Hope you like them too. Remember to leave kudos, comment and bookmark! See you on AO3! (I’m moonandreacre)

anonymous asked:

What is everybody's snapchat account? Like smosh games to smosh squad?

Their Usernames are:

Official Smosh Snapchat: smosh

Anthony: anth0nypadilla

Ian: ianhecoxsnaps

Courtney: co_mill

Noah: noahgrossman

Shayne: shanyetopp

Olivia: oliviasui11

Keith: keithleak

Mari: realatomicmari

Joven: realjovenshire

Sohinki: realsohinki

Flitz: nerdsworthy

Lasercorn: reallasercorn

Wes: westheeditor

BONUS

Miel (Anthony’s Alleged Girlfriend): mielmonster

Pamela (Ian’s Confirmed Girlfriend): pamelahorton13

Hope I didn’t miss anybody! :D

Holy fucking shit, this took waaaaay longer than I originally anticipated. Hell, I was supposed to upload this 5 days ago, on Dashie’s birthday, but here I am, 5 days late. -cries- Anyway, besides that, this here is what I wanted to upload for the boi Dashie’s birthday. I love him so fucking much, I just knew I had to draw something for him. It’s an assortment of some of the characters from my favorite Let’s Plays he did and just some characters who the fanbase and I have come to associate him with. I’m quite proud of it, hehe.

From right to left: Dashie (of course), Mario, Yoshi, Link, Hello Neighbor, The Boogeyman Monster, Max Caulfield, Chloe Price, Yandere-Chan, Jason Voorhees, Freddy Fazbear, Jimmy Hopkins, Sonic, Nathan Drake, Donkey Kong (Donkey Bitch Ass). There’s also the bread from I Am Bread below and the character from Geometry Dash above.

If you like my art, why not commission me?~

  • Assassin's Creed: *leans out from behind wall*
  • Assassin's Creed: y'know those guys in history who were a lil bit shady around this one major event
  • Me:
  • Assassin's Creed: YEAH WELL THEY WERE TEMPLARS WHO FUCKED A WHOLE LOTTA SHIT UP GO MURDER THEM

anonymous asked:

Consider this: Homestuck marshmallow toasting headcanons

Aw yiss. This is incredible. I am diving full-force into this.

John: Perfectly toasted. He and Dad went on regular camping trips and John has become The Expert at the perfect crust-to-fluff ratio.

Rose: Blackened to a crisp. Swears she likes it that way.

Dave: Really really really sick of fire. Prefers untoasted marshmallows at a good distance.

Jade: Zaps the marshmallow with her own Green Sun flamey powers. It gives it that good added tang that only radiation can bring.

Jane: Like John, she is a master of the toasting arts. Unlike John, she goes all-out on the s’mores recipe. Eat a Jane Crocker S’more if you want the best s’more you have ever had in your life.

Jake: Drops his marshmallows into the fire exactly four times before toasting the most perfect marshmallow to ever exist. It is slightly on fire but honestly the burnt mouth and singed eyebrows were worth it.

Roxy: Shoves five untoasted marshmallows into her mouth in one go and then downs half a bottle of chocolate syrup to wash it down. Will not touch the graham crackers.

Dirk: Sticks ten marshmallows onto the Unbreakable Katana and uses it as a spit. Sets all ten on fire. We forgive him. It sounded like a good idea at the time.

Aradia: Burns the marshmallow on purpose, eats the blackened crust, leaves the inside.

Tavros: Marshmallow on each horn. Forgets about them all night. 

Sollux: Also not a fan of fire. Steals a bottle of chocolate syrup and drinks it like a beverage for the rest of the night.

Karkat: Burns the marshmallow, eats the insides, leaves the outsides. He and Aradia have a good system going. Does not understand why he’s the only one who legitimately enjoys the taste of graham crackers. Spent two hours attempting to light the fire until Tarvros lights it by accident.

Nepeta: The girl lived in a cave. Practically her entire non-meat diet on Alternia was toasted marshmallows. She knows what she’s doing.

Kanaya: Toasts the marshmallow, punctures the crust with her fangs, and sucks the innards out like blood. Prefers those multi-colored ones and brings her own bag. Acts very surprised when someone calls her out on it.

Terezi: Ate four whole bags in the car on the way to the camping trip and is completely fine. Eats one more bag while people are toasting and downs three bottles of chocolate syrup. Everyone is slightly concerned she’s going to keel over at any minute but she doesn’t even hiccup. If you can get her to feel comfortable socializing, she tells the best scary stories. Says if John gets anywhere near her with those graham crackers she will light his windsock on fire. He does so she does.

Vriska: Guess how many spits she has in the fire? All of them. She dropped all of her spits in the fire. Terezi and Jade decorate her horns with marshmallows without her noticing and she gets very frustrated when people start snickering. Rearranges them so there are eight on each side and then rolls with it for the rest of the night. 

Equius: Makes a horse sculpture out of stuck-together marshmallows and refuses to let anyone eat it. 

Gamzee: Somewhere in the woods with four bags of marshmallows and twenty bottles of chocolate syrup. Sometimes the others can here a crackling fire and distant honking. It’s always in a different place each time. They leave him there when they pack up and go home the next morning and he’s back home waiting for them like he never left.

Eridan: Eats his sandwiches with two marshmallows sandwiching a single graham cracker, insists it’s better that way. It isn’t better that way.

Feferi: Trident. Fire. Twelve marshmallows. Make it happen. Also spends two hours in a deep conversation with Jane about the nuances of her s’mores recipe, adding in suggestions. A week or so later, she and Jane produce the Optimal S’more. No recipe for anything ever will top it. It is incredible. 

Caliborn: Locked in the back of the van with more marshmallows than he deserves.

Calliope: Deserves as many marshmallows as she wants. Eats many, many marshmallows. Prefers them untoasted.

Jasprose: Has fun chucking marshmallows into the fire and watching them burn. She’s a sprite. She doesn’t eat. Plus she likes to watch the looks of horror on everyone’s faces.

Davepeta: The Reigning Champion Of Tossing Marshmallows In The Air and Catching Them In Their Mouth. They’re a sprite. They also don’t eat. They don’t care.

Tag Meme

Tagged by @bullysquadess hi bully!!

Rules:

  • always post the rules
  • answer the questions given by the person who tagged you
  • write 11 questions of your own
  • tag 11 people
  1. Ice Cream, gelato, or frozen yogurt?? Favorite flavor?

Mmmm Gelato, but specifically Gelato from that one Gelato chain in New York the name of which escapes me. I think they opened one in LA actually and I’ve been sleepin’ on going again, I had it when i was staying in NY, freaking best ever we went there every night till I left

2) What do you do on your “down days”?

Do you mean days in which i have down time or days that I am depressed. The answer is the same so it doesnt matter much lol, when I have down time or when i’m upset I always start making something. I write or draw or stream or edit or record or organize projects until I feel better. My philosophy is, if I am incapable of joy for myself then I shall make joy for others until I can enjoy it too.

3) Stomach, back, or side sleeper?

Side!

4) What was the last thing you watched on youtube?

A slow mo guys video on Newtonian Fluid (i’ve seen it before I was just playing it for noise while I ate dinner)

5) Which fictional character would you want to be stranded on an island with?

Probably Face from the A-Team. That dudes entire character purpose was getting anything anywhere no matter what they were doing, he was the guy who could get stuff. I’m almost positive there was an episode where he rolled up with a generator on an abandoned island covered in soot demanding he be compensated with booze and money. 

6) Whats your favorite way of treating yourself on a budget?

I make myself a new playlist of music I haven’t heard before and go on a walk to listen to it <3

7) If you could finish one thing today what would it be?

This chapter update of The Monster in the Room. Needs to be done

8) Name one video game you will always come back to.

Stardew Valley probably, that shit has a gravitational pull man i can’t get away

9) What was your archetype in school? Were you the popular kid? The funny one? The Naruto-runs-down-the-hallways type?

This would probably be better answered by someone I went to Highschool with, though anyone I could ask now would probably say “The Dork” lol. But uh, self labeled I think I was the funny one. That might just be because I find myself damn hilarious though. I’d never say I was the popular one, a lot of people knew who I was but that doesnt mean they liked me lol

10) How often do you change your blog theme?

The theme itself? Never, thats the way it is man I aien’t fudgin with it. I only edit the side bar links and what not from time to time

11) Post a selfie or a picture of your pet. Or both!

Taken as i’m answering these


Okay! I’m tagging

@tides-miraculous @scrabblezard @minimuii @minis-art @anipwrites  @lahiffed @clarenecessities @thunderpot @baneismydragon @edendaphne @hchano 

Your Questions are

1) If you could have any pet, real or otherwise, what would it be and what would you name it?

2) You now have the superpower to complete one menial task/chore with a snap of your fingers, which chore would you want it to be? (Ex: Dishes, laundry, grocery shopping ((you still have to pay its just deducted instantly)), other)

3) You can now slide into any job you want, which job are you going to pick?

4) Would you rather deal with extreme heat or snow and sleet?

5) Whats your favorite aspect of your personality?

6) What is your fallback food when eating at a new place?

7) Are you a “Have a million friends” kind of person, a few close friends kind of person, or a lone wolf?

8) You’ve gotta go toe to toe with a mythical creature. You’ll survive (probably) but it’s gonna be close. What creature do you want it to be to look as badass as possible?

9) What is the number on culture you wish you knew more about?

10) Do you prefer to do hard annoying things yourself to avoid spending money, or are you of the mind that you work hard to have money so you dont have to do stuff like that (a good example is paying Movers when changing houses)

11) You can have one make believe weapon (Keyblade, Master Sword, Lightsaber, Excalibur, etc.) what do you wield? 

The Bubbline guide

UPDATE: Time Sandwhich has been added to the list, as suggested by yellowdartvoice

So all this hype made you want to watch Adventure Time, but just for the cute couple gal pals? (Or you just want to watch the show itself, in which case another guide is coming soon.) Yet you’re intimidated by the 226 episodes that have aired so far? Fear not, here’s your guide to Bubbline that includes their shared episodes as well as those that help you understand them as individual characters. I know you could just go to wikia and see what episode features both Marceline (the punk-rock vampire one) and Princess Bubblegum (the scientific pink one), but come on, you want to understand their story, don’t you? Which is why I made this guide (and it’s not procrastinating, not at all).

The episodes themselves are gonna be under the cut because, well, out of 226 I listed 71 of them. I know, I know, I was supposed to narrow it down, but most of these are optional ones that only feature one or neither of them. If you watch all of these 71 episodes then cool, you have a general understanding of Adventure Time’s most important plot points and know pretty much everything there is to know about Marceline and Bubblegum. If you don’t want to and are only here for the real action, you can find the ones to watch on this list.

Overall, there are 13 core episodes (including all of Stakes), 21 recommended and 37 optional ones (tho some are more important than others). Watching just the core episodes is not that recommended, since you will be confused during later episodes and I don’t think one can appreciate, say, Varmints, as much, but hey, you can of course just watch these.

These 13 episodes are:

  • s2ep20: Go With Me
  • s3ep10: What Was Missing
  • s5ep29: Sky Witch
  • s7ep2: Varmints
  • s7ep6-13: all 8 episodes of Stakes (srsly, watch them all)
  • s7ep27: Broke His Crown

Okay, so Go With Me is more like a prologue for Bubbline and Stakes centers around Marceline, but I’m not willing to cut these out of the core. Now, if you’re also interested in their individual character development, I have more episodes for you, some highly recommended, some entirely optional. I really do hope that even without most of the optional ones you’ll get the overall picture of this show, these characters and their relationship. The 71 episodes are the following:

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