damn that mother chucker


“Who ever said money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know were to shop”

“you can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you”

“destiny is for losers. its just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happend instead of making them”

“three words, eight letters, say it and im yours”

“haven’t you heard? i’m the crazy bitch around here”

“once man tasted a caviar it baffles me how they settel for catfish”

“Here’s my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn’t work, have a lot of mimosas.”

“Damn that mother Chucker”

“if you really want something, you don’t stop for anyone or anything until you get it”

“I’m not a stop along the way. I’m the destination”

“You and I loves each other. And then you broke my heart”