damn ship what you want but seriously

You know Dave ships Captain Swan as hell when...

…all he wants is a wedding without interruptions!!

Seriously, I adore Daddy Charming! 

He’s like: “WTF Snow, no way my little princess is getting married at Granny’s aka The Place Where Every Villain Parades! No interruptions for Emma and my mate, damn it! Inviting Leroy is already too risky. My dream of Hook as my son-in-law is coming true and I’m willing to move to another realm to enjoy this moment, alright?”

What a cutie. 


So today I have come across the same problem twice…. Where people have been disrespecting the creators/illustrators of fandoms. (WARNING: There may be a spoiler or two)

First: Tokyo Ghoul
So yesterday I heard that a new manga chapter came out where it had sexual content of Kaneki and Touka… today on Facebook I saw a post that said people were telling one of the illustrators to kill themselves because they hated or were angry about the new chapter….

Second: Voltron Legendary Defender
As I was scrolling through Amino just a few moments ago, I saw a post about Studio Mir accidentally leaking photos that they weren’t supposed to. This one disrespectful bitch (excuse my language) had apparently got a hold of these pictures and had refused to delete them from her profile unless Klance was made canon. Which also could lead to people losing their jobs (since they work alongside Dreamworks) and if the situation had gotten worse (which I’m not sure if there’s still a possibility of it getting worse) then Voltron could’ve gotten cancelled (from what I hear). Luckily this bitch’s profile got deleted from twitter, idk about tumblr tho.

Honestly, why do people do these things??? It’s not their stories so they shouldn’t be trying to add to or rewrite it! If it’s what the creators want then let them do it and if you disapprove of what they want for the characters then too bad deal with it!!! You want the story to go differently then make a damn fanfiction! Don’t harass the creators! Also if you’re putting people’s jobs on the line for a ship, then damn you’re really not a fan of the actual show, manga, etc. Because if they lose their jobs then instead of getting your ship canon, you’re just going to lose the show and end up ruining it for lots of other people! Seriously some of you need to learn some respect!

Jonsa shippers get a lot of anon annoying posts at the moment:

  • Your ship won’t happen.
  • Why do you even believe in it?
  • I tell you: Jon€rys will happen, and then you will cry
  • You are so stupid to ship this

And more crap like that.

Why do you do that? I seriously doubt you do that to spare us Jonsa shippers pain and to enlighten us on the known ‘fact’, that our ship won’t become canon.

It reminds me of little children sticking out their tongues. I honestly don’t know why someone would waste his/her time with doing that, and I don’t add a gif here because you don’t want to know what my tumblr search showed me, when I searched for tongue-sticking…

Teen Wolf 6x15

I’m happy we got two whole episodes this week.

I’m kinda with the two new werewolves; it was self defense. Though I understand Scott be upset because he doesn’t want anyone to die, innocent or not

Theo joining the group and being on the good side, however reluctantly, is my favorite thing ever. Seriously, I love his interactions with Liam (and that little look with Malia. Damn it makes me miss Maleo)

and speaking of missing ships, I miss Marrish. I miss what could’ve been, especially in an episode where they are both trapped in the station

oh hey, Deaton. it’s good to see you

so…there’s two of these creatures now? is Nolan one of them?

fuck you Monroe (or Moroe I don’t freaking know)

that Scott and Malia hand hold though, and their facial expressions was really, really nice. (I love how both my otps held hands this week; Jonerys and Scalia)

I’m glad that Corey/Mason goodbye was fake; it was sad af

aw right, good, now the pack is gonna fight back for real. I can’t wait!

Alright fandom listen up. ( Mostly toward the hate sending/posting assholes )

Noone needs to shove their ship in anyones faces, noone needs to attack anyone for not liking it. Noone needs to attack anyone for liking it. Guys, it’s a damn fucking show. Get the fuck over yourselves and do something with your lives instead of sitting at a computer desk with your head getting ready so explode over nothing.

Guys. MOST OF YOU ARE ADULTS. You guys should SERIOUSLY know better then to send shit like “kill yourself” “you’re trash for shipping a straight ship” “you’re stupid and nasty for shipping your OC with a canon character” etc… Like grow the fuck up and go to work or something? 

It’s just a damn show.

It’s just one fucking episode out of an entire season.

It’s boxes, lines, and color. 

If you DON’T like the ship, good for you.

If you LIKE the ship, good for you.

If you liked it, go talk IM with someone that likes it

If you don’t like it, go talk IM with someone that doesn’t.

Don’t fucking shit yourselves over a fucking fight or over a fucking ship. You guys have some serious issues attacking people. Live and let live. There’s so many damn things your asses could seriously be doing. So much shit that can make you happy but you decide to fill your life with hate because whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????????

Let people do and enjoy their own fucking lives while you do your own thing.

Also newsflash, guys 


Like lmao I’m sorry everyone CAN’T be damn robots under your own bidding with your own damn mindsets and interests because obviously that’s what you want?? Right?? Yeah???? Of course it is. Otherwise you wouldn’t be sticking your thumbs in your mouths and crying about someone liking something different than you or not liking it. “ wEEHH you dont like it go kill yourself” wEEHH you dislike it go kill yourselfs” again, you’re mostly adults. Act like it.

You guys are like a violent way of fighting over not wanting to be the tagger first in “tag your it” as a kid.


You cannot make everyone be Y O U

Stop being so damn selfish.

sidenote real quick, people can ship whatever the fuck they want. I literally do not understand why strangers on the internet get so fucking heated about what people ship, like do you seriously give a god fucking damn.

“can you not ship [character] with [character]?? it’s abuse/paedophillia/some other shit I’m spouting to make me sound superior to you because you ship this “”nasty”” thing and I don’t and I want to ““call you out on it”“ even though no one else really gives a flying fuck monkeys other than me and two other people”

just pipe down and let people like shit, just cause you don’t fucking like it doesn’t mean jack diddly squat. they’re gonna like it regardless of your shitty fucking opinion.

anonymous asked:

I remember when heather first arrived I hated her for no reason because I was really sure the writers would do a completely unnecessary love triangle between her and hiccstrid and I wanted to be prepared. And then when I realized that heather ships them as much as me I immediately stopped and now she's like an amazing character that I love. Am I the only one?

I wasn’t a huge fan of Heather when she was first introduced, but I kinda think that was the point of her character to begin with. When we’re introduced to her she’s lying about something. First about the pirate attack and then about working for Alvin and so on. In truth,I’m not a huge fan of the Riders of Berk series. I didn’t like that all the episode seemed to go

Hiccup: I’m going to do this thing

Everyone else: Don’t do the thing. The thing is stupid and dangerous

Hiccup: You’re just jealous/Don’t be such buzzkills

Hiccup: Oh no. Now I’ve been captured doing the stupid thing and I need my friends to help me

End narration: Blah blah power of friendship

And I’m just there yelling “No Hiccup, power of you doing whatever the hell you want, damn the consequences and dragging your friends into your mess!”

RTTE is much better about that. I get that it’s a children’s show but Hiccup was a selfish little brat. ANYWAY I digress. Hahaha, what was the point I wanted to make??

I do like Heather now. I like her shipping Hiccstrid. I liked her little fling with Fishlegs. I like the series more now.

Rant over. :P

Rules of a supernatural fangirl
  • Rule one: the words " Salt, profound,bond,lost,shoe,Tuesday, Thursday, Chevy,Idjits and Assbutt " are triggers in no particular order.
  • Rule two: Dean is squirrel, Sam is moose, Cas is the baby in a trechcoat. No ifs ands or buts about it and we all agree.
  • Rule three: Don't hate on the actors, seriously, keep your opinions about the hate to yourself.
  • Rule four: Dean's eyes are "fan fiction" green, Cas' eyes are the bluest blue to ever ocean/sky/jewle-tone sheets blue, and Sam is a moose.
  • Rule five: SAM IS AMAZING. Don't care, you love all those damn characters equally.
  • Rule six: miss luci.
  • Rule seven: saying "see you then" is like opening a can of worms, don't do it.
  • Rule eight: SHIP WHAT YOU WANT!! whether wincestiel, destiel, samstiel, sabriel, wincest, some other thing probably involving Chuck...Bobby and Crowley or all three.... You do it! Kink it up, make it meta, you do you boo.
  • Rule nine: it's unspoken but we're pretty sure Chuck being God isn't just a headcanon anymore.
  • Rule ten: miss the Erick Kripkie show run days, those were the good ones.
  • Rule eleven: Don't cause shit, this fandom has enough problems, just have fun. Lord help you if you disagree with a headcanon or have a canon complaint.
  • Rule twelve: WE ALL HAVE CANON COMPLAINTS, and deep down we all love demon!Dean.
  • Rule thirteen: Jensen is COVERED in freckles and its a miracle to the universe.
  • Rule fourteen: bow down to cockles because we all know we're cockles trash.
  • Rule fifteen: J2M is the most precious thing in life, remember this always.
  • Rule sixteenth: Misha has wondering hands, and always watch the gag reel.
Supergirl fandom

I just re-entered supergril fandom, like 2 days ago, and i am seriously thinking about getting the hell out. You people are (I don’t want to insult you but since you have no problem insulting everyone else) damn terrible. I always knew most of LGTB people were mean to hetero ships when they wanted one of the characters to be in a gay relationship but in this fandom it gets out of control. 

You know what I do when one of the characters I like gets in a relationship with someone I don’t want them to? I MOVE ON. I don’t insult the character they started dating just because I can. I don’t assume everyone hates said character and write ignorant post about how the writers should take them out because no one cares about them. And you know what you guys are doing with mon-el’s character? It’s called positive discrimination. You didn’t give him the time of the day. You hate him because he is a white guy with a crush. You realize how stupid that sounds?! Or because he is a generic bad boy who turns good because of the girl. Well I hate to break it to you but a lot of the characters are generic. Alex is the typical white girl who makes her life about her sister and then comes out as gay and tries to make her life about herself. Kara is the typical cute puppy who tries to save everyone. 

I’m 2 days into this fandom and I am sick of all your hate. I’m in a pretty much big number of fandoms but I never saw so many mean people in one place. You ship Kara with Lena? Great. Do that if it makes you happy! You ship her with James?Awesome! Keep doing it if you want to! You ship her with Mon-El? Excellent! It’s your right! You want her to be with a lamppost? It’s probably never gonna happen but write damn fanfiction about it to keep you happy! Just stop insulting everyone else!!!

Jess’s Thoughts on V3: Chapter 1

Sorry I lapsed on my liveblog, but until my girlfriend headed home I didn’t have a lot of time to play so I was getting outstripped by the stream. Speaking of, I should probably get this post done before tonight, on the off-chance we finish the trial (HAHA).

Will try to resume liveblogging starting with Chapter 2.

Beware of spoilers!!

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… That scene made no damn sense!

Hook taking Ursula’s voice to get back at her dad… But that was exactly what her dad wanted. The whole “you’ll never sink another ship with this” was dumb because he clearly wasn’t that crazy about using it if he was going to take her voice just to get her home anyway!

It was like they needed a scene to make Hook look like a jerk (in order for him to redeem later) but gave up putting any more thought in it right at the end.

At first I watched this scene and thought “wow, Hook was a dick” but now I’m just thinking “damn, Hook’s a victim of some seriously lazy writing there”.

No seriously, I feel like Tumblr is going to be the only way I find my soul mate cause no one understands my obsession over Lapidot so… WHERE YOU AT??? IDC IF IT’S LONG DISTANCE (I just want someone to talk about my gay ships at the very least). COME ON, I’VE MADE SO MANY TUMBLR ACCOUNTS AND I STILL HAVEN’T MADE ONE FRIEND IN THIS DAMN SITE….

I call Bullshit

So there are a few things that have been circulating around by the POI writers/showrunners since the day OUR world went away, and I felt the need to comment. Mainly because I feel, IMHO, they’re all utter bullshit and either 1) ways to explain the major plot catastrophes they created to end the series, or 2) defensive explanations because they’re just getting hammered by the fans. So, off we go…

The Plan: The number of times I’ve commented on how brilliant the writing and/or continuity is on Person of Interest is staggering. However, for this same group of writers to suddenly say this was always The Plan for Root, this was always going to be her ending, we just extended it a bit - that’s just dumbfounding. You clearly changed THE PLAN when you decided to keep Root around for longer than 5 episodes. You then created one of the most amazing characters to ever grace the small screen.  You gave her a redemption story to end all redemption stories. She found in Team Machine, and most importantly - Shaw, the thing she didn’t realize she was missing…a place to belong, people she cared about and who cared about her. She found her family. You were knocking it out of the park until you then decided to forget about the last two seasons and sacrifice Root because hey, “that’s what she always wanted - to be closer to be Machine.” Actually no, Season 2, and I’ll even give you Season 3, Root wanted to be closer to TM. Not Season 4 & 5 Root. She wanted to be with Shaw above all else, in case you forgot, WATCH YOUR OWN DAMN SHOW! It was just one episode before where she was willing to go down with that ship, Fuck the world AND TM, to be with Shaw. Oh and how about the game of Roof Chicken in Season 4 to force TM to help find Shaw? I mean damn, seriously, did you guys suddenly hire a bunch of out of work Glee staff writers? Continuity just went out the window. Plans change, and YEARS have passed since the original PLAN.  You’re fucking writers, use your imaginations!

Who needs a GF when you have an ASI blowup doll: yeah so, the idea that TM will take on Root’s personality, and Root and Shaw’s relationship will continue to develop in some way. And then writers’ view being that they’re “very curious in these questions” of transcending the body and continuing the emotional connections with the one’s we’ve lost. I most definitely call BULLSHIT. Sure, in theory, you wanna sit around a writer’s table and contemplate emotional and physical transcendence, fine. But I guarantee, if those writers lost their significant others, and you told them, “Hey, cheer up, we’ve uploaded her voice and personality into an ASI, it’s all good. You’ll hardly know she’s gone!” They’d lose. their. shit. Why? Because a fucking computer isn’t the same! It can’t comfort you physically when you’ve had a shitty day. You can’t cuddle on the couch and watch movies when you’ve had a long week. You can’t proudly introduce an ASI to your friends/family as the love of your life - without being committed to the psych ward anyway.  You can’t tell a bad joke, start laughing at each other, then dissolve into giggles and tickle fights that then turn into afternoon sexy times on the floor. In the end, this is just some bullshit way the writers are trying to compensate for the devastation they’ve wrought amongst the Shoot shippers. 

Everyone Dies Alone: The other thing that has long impressed me about Person of Interest is that it’s always been thought-provoking. Whether it’s about the future progression of humanity and technology or the morality of our decisions, it always makes you think those delicious deep thoughts. Which is why it’s even more disheartening to hear that Root’s death may possibly be used to also push another theme in the final ep that I heartily disagree with, if it is indeed true - that we all die alone. Person of Interest took all of these people who fought against joining, of being a part of something, of caring for anyone, and made them realize they were stronger together. That that means something. That it’s more important to go down swinging together, than walk away alone. But hey, let’s end the series with the final message of “Everyone Dies Alone”

It’s just a tv show: And a hearty “fuck you” too. I love when writers/showrunners resort to this. You know they’ve finally reached the point where they’ve just thrown their hands up in the air and gone “I don’t know what else to say!” But it’s also pretty insulting to the fans. I realize Chris Fisher and the rest of them are getting hammered by the fans right now. I appreciate everything they’ve done. Right up until 5x10. I’m sorry, there’s just no excuse for the shitty characterization and writing inconsistencies. It pisses me off. You guys wanted us invested in your show. Well, guess what? We’re super invested. And here’s the thing, for you, it may just be a show. But for lots of other people, it’s an escape. It’s an escape from their crappy job, their rocky marriage, the impossible internship, the college degree that seems unattainable, etc. Bonus round, the minute you followed the amazing chemistry between Amy and Sarah and added TWO LGBT characters, you took on a viewership who was facing increased percentages of bullying, discrimination, depression and suicide. I could go on and on, but the bottom line is this, people related to Root for a number of reasons. As they relate to Shaw, Harold, John, and Fusco.  To dismiss our response because “it’s just a tv show” is short sighted and insensitive. I expected better.

In the end, I hope the fog of devastation clears for me. I truly loved Person of Interest, but right now 5x10 has practically ruined it for me. That sounds crazy even to me. But I’m only human. That’s how much I loved Root’s character, and Amy Acker’s portrayal.   

Long live Root - The Immortal Lesbian, Forever in Our Hearts

Actual lines from Star Wars: The Force Awakens, part BB-8
  • *An average day outside Maz Kanata's tavern. Rey and Finn are walking by a babbling brook. Yes, there totally was a babbling brook*
  • Finn (romance novel-like): Rey, I have something really important I want to ask you. First off, I want to say...you look really beautiful today. The way the light catches your eyes, I just want to stare into them for the rest of my life.
  • Rey (in her head): Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god...he's finally doing this. I don't know how I feel about this.
  • Finn: I can't deny what I feel for you. You're my forever girl and I want to ask you-
  • *Suddenly, Kylo Ren drops from the sky. He removes his helmet and flips his hair sexily. Rey and Finn both blush*
  • Kylo (tortured soul mode activated): Hey babe...we've only just met but to me, you're the real chosen one. You bring balance to my life because I love you. You bring me to life and you taste like Vader, only sweeter! I want to be with you to the point that I'm willing to brave the coldness of the light...as long as you're the light at the end of the tunnel.
  • Rey (in her head): Oh...okay. I didn't know that about him but for some reason, I'd be totally okay with that. Man, what's happening right now? Is this 'confess your love to Rey day'? Who's next-
  • *Poe Dameron flies in on his X-Wing and jumps out, blaster at hand*
  • Poe: HEY. Get away from Rey, I'm her one true love!
  • Finn: What are you talking about? You didn't even share a single scene with her!
  • Poe: The absence of a scene does not mean the scene did not occur! Rey, you remember that time I confessed my love to you before taking on a rancor, an army of jawas, and a Sith lord that was sent to kill you, right?
  • Rey: Um...I think...I think I gotta go. Yeah, this has been great and all but-
  • *At this point, a whole bunch of characters start showing up as Rey looks more and more confused*
  • Jessika: Hey Rey...you, me. Ladies night. Then maybe we can go back to my place and test out my whips. (winks)
  • Statura: Only an admiral can show you a good time, not like these clowns! You like ships? I got a whole fleet! (starts tossing out credits, making it rain)
  • Chewbacca: *sexy roar*
  • BB-8 (in droid speak): I'm just a bachelor! I'm looking for a partner! Someone who knows how to ride! Without even falling off!
  • Luke: Well, we don't know if you're my daughter yet so...
  • Captain Phasma: *flexes muscles while still in chrome suit*
  • TR-8R: I'M A TREYTOR BECAUSE I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU! JUST FOR YOU, I WILL ALSO DESERT THE FIRST ORDER! (performs an elaborate mating dance routine with his spinning baton thing)
  • /
  • /
  • /
  • *as everyone argues, Rey flees*
  • Narrator: And at that point, Rey realized that this was one star war that she wanted no part of. No other war was as deadly as a shipping war. That's why this chapter's called, 'Rey Doesn't Need a Lover'-
  • Rey (breaking the fourth wall): Damn it, Quentin Tarantino, go back to the Hateful Eight!
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anonymous asked:

Uhhh I want to follow you but you ship the one ship I well NEVER ship!!!

Ok? Why are you telling me? I will only post Rickmorty on this blog (and sometimes RARELY promo my other blogs) So if you want rickmorty follow me, because I honestly don’t give a damn. You don’t like one of my ships, congratulations. What dose that have to do with this blog?

Seriously though why tell me you’re not going to follow me? Are you in that much need for attention? Would you like a cookie? What did you expect me to do SUDDENLY stop shipping something that has nothing to do with this blog, for some stranger online? Is that was want you expected? fuck off. 

~ Mod Cipher

Originally posted by fyeahrickandmorty

TO THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE TRYING TO DEBUNK BRITTANA ENDGAME - Here is a list of things you need to pay attention too. I know you don’t want to because you clearly don’t ship it or care enough to look, but please don’t be ignorant about your comments and pay attention. 

  • They got MARRIED. In fact, it was a pretty dominant storyline this season. 
  • They entered the auditorium together and HOLDING HANDS. The crew yelled Lesbians to cue them which is not technically canon but this reinforces everything else that was canon.
  • They are STILL wearing the RINGS. I have screen caps that clearly show both women with them on.
  • Santana is LITERALLY rubbing BRITTANY’S ASS. 

What more do you want? Damn.

Okay, so sometimes people make gifs, and those gifs show up on my dash, and I am absolutely gobsmacked at Destiel scenes that have actually happened on the show. This gif is stolen from the very talented some-people-call-it-tragic (hope you don’t mind me using this) but what the hell?!

What is that look in Dean’s eyes? I am serious, like yes, we’re always joking about how 9x06 was one giant chick flick, but this is Dean’s face when he drops Cas off for what he thinks is Cas going on ‘a date’. 



Seriously, what else is that look? And if you’re not ‘playing it that way’, what even were you doing? Why is Dean looking at Cas like that? 

Exhibit A for when people ever call you delusional for shipping Destiel; this shit happened. 

This is (probably) Not a Date

The minute I saw Kara’s gleeful face at the end of the last episode, I knew I had to write a fic where she teases Alex about Maggie. So here you go.

This is (probably) Not a Date

For the fourth time in ten minutes, Alex’s phone buzzed against her hip. She couldn’t hear it through the ear protection, of course. But it was incredibly insistent.

She took her last two shots, scowled at the target, (only three out of six hit dead center, ugh) and stepped back to check her phone.


So what are you and Maggie doing now?

Are you kissing at the gun range?

With those big eyeglasses? And the orange headphones?

That’s sooooooo romantic

She growled to herself and texted back, It was a random coincidence that we both came here at the same time. This is NOT A DATE.


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Ok I'm upset

Yet another amazing artist got their tumblr account deleted for no fucking reason. Matsutrash. Apparently there’s some false accusations of them posting underage porn but obviously they never did that. And right now I’m just so upset.
This needs to fucking stop. Anti’s are acting like children and accusing people of fake shit. They’ve already gotten more than a few artists’ account deleted and that’s not cool man. These people work hard, using up their time and energy to provide something for their followers and theirselves. It’s their happiness. Why would anyone want to take that away. Cut all this bullshit about what you can and cannot ship, mind your own fucking business and let people do what makes them happy.
People are actually afraid to do art and be on social media because they’re afraid of harassment and being deleted. Leave the fandom if it upsets you so damn much. Jesus Christ like seriously I’m so upset right now.