damn she fine!

I got this Spanish chica, she don’t like me to roam
So she call me cabron plus marricon
Said she likes to cook rice so she likes me home
I’m like, “Un momento” - mami, slow up your tempo

I got this black chick, she don’t know how to act
Always talkin out her neck, makin her fingers snap
She like, “Listen Jigga Man, I don’t care if you rap
You better - R-E-S-P-E-C-T me”

I got this French chick that love to french kiss
She thinks she’s Bo Derek, wear her hair in a twist
My, cherie amor, t£ est belle
Merci, you fine as fuck but you givin me hell

I got this Indian squaw the day that I met her
Asked her what tribe she with, red dot or feather
She said all you need to know is I’m not a ho
And to get with me you better be Chief Lots-a-Dough

I got this young chick, she so immature
She like, “Why you don’t buy me Reeboks no more?”
Like to show out in public, throw tantrums on the floor
Gotta toss a couple dollars, just to shut up her holla

Got a project chick, that plays her part
And if it goes down y'all that’s my heart
Baby girl so thorough she been with me from the start
Hid my drugs from the NARCs, hid my guns by the parts

I got this model chick that don’t cook or clean
But she dress her ass off and her walk is mean
Only thing wrong with ma she’s always on the scene
God damn she’s fine but she parties all the time

I get frequent flier mileage from my stewardess chick
She look right in that tight blue dress, she’s thick
She gives me extra pillows and seat back love
So I had to introduce her to the Mile High Club

I got this paranoid chick, she’s scared to come to the house

A hypochondriac who says ouch before I whip it out

Got a chick from Peru, that sniff Peru
She got a cousin at customs that get shit through

Got this weedhead chick, she always catch me doin shit
Crazy girl wanna leave me but she always forgets

Got this Chinese chick, had to leave her quick’
Cause she kept bootleggin my shit

I got this African chick with Eddie Murphy on her skull
She like, “Jigga Man, why you treat me like animal?”
I’m like excuse me Ms. Fufu, but when I met your ass
you was dead broke and naked, and now you want half

I got this ho that after twelve million sold
Mami’s a narcolyptic, always sleepin on Hov’
Gotta tie the back of her head like Deuce Bigalow
I got so many girls across the globe..


Helena Bonham Carter at the ‘Save the Children’ event in London | 02/03/17

Theme: Night of country

Excuse me while I’ve just died, gone to heaven and been revived by Helena Bonham Carter in these pictures.

anonymous asked:

Imagine the angst if Link had changed so much after the 100 years sleep and remembers so little that he doesn't love Zelda anymore. Now imagine the fluff when he falls for her all over again!

His memories had told him more than he could have asked, but he still felt a loss. A gaping loss within him remained, even once Ganon was defeated and him and Zelda were reunited. When all was said and done, she had thrown herself around him in a hug, and he held her back, but felt no overwhelming emotion or love for her. 

Care, yes, friendship sure, but the love… whatever love he had once had for her had not returned yet, and it was evident in his eyes, much as he tried to hide it. Zelda seemed to come to terms with this on her own, without feeling the need to draw attention to it, but the heartache was there in both of the Hylians. They had work to do, at least, and it distracted them from the awkward nights they spent sitting across each other at a campfire; she would ask him if he remembered Poppy, or the time he lit up her room with blue nightshade as a surprise. Every time, the knight shook his head, and every time he apologised she would tell him he didn’t need to. But the way her eyes dropped when he asked her something he obviously should have known, the way her smile faded when he introduced himself to someone who should have been an old friend, it tore at his soul. 

When he felt he knew her better, he assured her that if he fell in love with her once, it would happen again. He began to ask her what his favourite things about her used to be, and she would get embarrassed a little and tell him, show him her scars, and give him tentative kisses on the forehead like he used to love. She caught bugs and frogs for him, raced him up and down hills, and the adrenaline rushing in his veins made him feel like he was discovering the world he knew so well - better than before, probably - all over again. Spending time with her made him wonder how he had managed so much time on his own. She sought shelter from the rain with him, then dragged him into it; would dress up in his Champion’s tunic and act out moments from his life in Castle Town; and would regale him with stories of his parents and how much they loved him. 

Sure enough, there was something magnetic about her that he couldn’t get away from, and he found himself giving more and more away to the girl who fought for his heart. After a particularly rough day, when he saw her suffering and clutching her own arms for comfort, Link finally had the courage to kiss her, and was shocked to feel the striking familiarity of her lips and the way she smiled against his kiss, the way her hands pushed through hair behind his neck, and the way she said his name so quietly, like a whisper through time. His breath was hot against her cheek when they pulled apart, and the knight told her, finally, that he loved her again.