damn s h e r o

bruh😩deadass💀🍑hungry rn👊😵🤙yah pizza 🍕whatchu want❓🍕lemme get uhhhhhhh🤔🤔👀B O N E L E S S ☠️🚫PIZZA🍕😩wit a 2️⃣ Liter of c o k e 👏😤fuck 😑❓kinda pizza❓🍕 and 👏 2️⃣ liter machine 🅱️ R O K E 🚫 we got 1️⃣ liter tho 👍 FUCK 😤😑 u mean 🅱️❓aight look 👀👌 lemme get that pizza 👅🙌 B O N E L E S S ☠️🚫 uh ❓pizza dont got bone on it 🍕☠️🚫 tf 😤❓ did i jus say then❓🚫 u said 🗣 LEMME GET IT 👌💀B O N E L E S S 🚫 like pizza 🍕 got a damn bone on it❓🍕😤 Y'ALL 🤙 GOT BONES ☠️ IN YA SHIT 💩 THEN❓🚫 nah 🚫 then whats❓the problem ❓😤 D I C K H E A D 🗣😩🚫 name 1️⃣ pizza that got 🅱️one ☠️ on it❓JUST DONT 🚫😤 PUT THEM SHITS 💩IN MY PIZZA BRUH 🚫🍕😤how many times❓😤 i gotta say it❓🗣🚫bruh 😑 just explain to me 🗣 how tf ❓pizza can be boneless 🚫🍕☠️ if it dont 🚫 got bone in it ☠️ iss 🅱️oNeLeSs ☠️😤son 👦 what school 🏫 u go to ❓ dawg 🐶 i dont🚫 understand the pro🅱️lem❓😤 just make my shit 💩 B O N E L E S S🚫☠️😤 D E A D A S S😤 im d e a d a s s ☠️🍑 not🚫 making this p i zz a🚫🍕☠️

i ’ v e    g o t    a    f e e l i n g    i t ’ s    n e v e r    t o o    l a t e
i close my eyes and see myself how my dreams will come true

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Metamorphmagus!Draco

I have a lot of feelings about this headcanon and I really need to talk to you about this. Okay? Okay, good.

We all know that the metamorphmagus gene is in the Black bloodline, right? I mean after all Tonks was a metamorphmagus and her dad was a muggle, therefore she had to inherit the gene from Andromeda, who’s a Black.

Now, what if DRACO had inherited the gene?

THERE IS A LONG ASS MOTHERFUCKING POST UDNERNEATH THE CUT.

ENJOY.

Originally posted by hellagr8m8

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shit that happened at hamilton according to angie

act one

• dUN DA DA DA DUN DUN DUN EEEAAAUUUOUUU
• everyone clapped for SO LONG when anthony enters like damn
• brandon SLAYED as burr tonight
• anthony had SO MUCH ENERGY like SHIT SON this boy was TURNT
• i didn’t know just how uninterested burr is during my shot he liTERALLY READS A BOOK IN THE CORNER BAHAHAHAHAHAH
• brrRRRRAAHH brrRRRRAAHH
• thayne has a booty???
• my shot choreography is LIT AF
• there’s a cool transition between my shot and story of tonight and i really appreciate it
• oNE LAST ROUND GENTS
• okay WOW i understand why everyone ships lams so much now
• john and alex totally fucked that night and no one can convince me otherwise like even later during farmer refuted john be walkin funny boi got laaaaaaid
• wERK
• at first when peggy enters she looks excited then she realize where she is and imMEDIATELY LOOKS SO DONE BAHAHAHAHAHAH
• eliza is literally just dragging peggy behind her the whole time wtf
• eVeRyOnE??? is here during this song i did NOT expect that
• hEED NOT THE R-
• LITERALLY poor sam tho he came out to have a good time and got so attacked rn
• the rest of the hamilsquad has to distract burr so he can’t stop alex and i LOVE THAT DETAIL
• aMERICA, ITS NOT ME ITS YOU
• the choreography for you’ll be back is not what i expected AT ALL and it’s EVEN BETTER
• the liGHTING HERE DAMN
• rip ensemble member
• hErE cOmEs ThE gEnErAl
• the liGHTING HERE DAMN (reprise)
• no wonder washington is so petty BURR JUST SHOWED UP UNANNOUNCED IN HIS TENT AND ASKED FOR A JOB
• “close the door on ur way out” OHHHHHHHH
• alternatively: “close the door on ur way out” “we’re in a tent sir”
• that end choreography looks hard damn
• LADIEEEEEEEEEEES
• cARLEIGH HEY
• hEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
• the lanterns are cool
• ANTHONY DABBED DURING HELPLESS
• MY HEART
• flower girl hercules mulligan is my spirit animal
• what if #2830404827: what if hamilton was a harem anime
• hAH
• salty unrequited romance song (feat. sisterly bonds and shit)
• wOAH THE REWIND CHOREOGRAPHY IS JUST HOLY S H I T
• tHIS IS FUCKING AMAZING THO LIKE THE ANGELICA POV DAMN
• bUT NOW SHELL NEVER BE SATISFIED
• tHERES HOPE FOR OUR ASS AFTER ALL
• the “you are the worst burr” line is even funnier live bAHAHAHAHAHAH
• why do i feel like theodosia isn’t real like that story is pretty fishy to me i mean a pretty girl?? married to a British officer?? who we never see ever?? *puts on skepticals*
• wAIT FOR IT (that cheeseburger i ordered an hour ago, where the fuck is it??)
• wait for it is such a small number live AS IT SHOULD BE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
• PREACHA PREACHA PREACHA
• TEACH YA TEACH YA TEACH YA
• gENIUS
• rESPECT
• everyone hates that guy vol. 1
• cHICKAPLAO
• CHARLES LEE ™
• yES KICK HIS ASS JOHN
• counting to ten with increasing energy and homoeroticism ™
• the sexual tension between john and charles in this is fucking INSANE
• WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS
• THIS IS LIKE HAMILTON’S VERSION OF “I DONT DANCE” FROM FUCKING HSM2
• of course john shoots him he’s fucking amazing
• LEE FLAT OUT YELPS WHEN HE GETS SHOT AND JUST FLOPS ON THE FLOOR AHAHAHAHAH
• eVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
• daddy issues vol.1
• sOn
• dOnT cAlL mE sOn
• eliza sings about support and that’s about it
• bUNS and cHIPS and sEVERAL TYPES OF DIPS
• agsgdhshagsfadagshdgLAFAYETTE
• jk I can rap the whole thing
• bish u thot
• sICK JUMPS
• GET YER RIGHT HAND MAN BACK
• wait at least think about the letter you sending first tho
• i think you misspelled “right” dude
• daddy issues resolved song
• history has its eyeeeeeees ooooon-wait we have to fight a war fuck
• lets go win ourselves a war bitches
• monsieur hamilton MONSIEUR L A F A Y E T T E
• heh
• the CHOREOGRAPHY
• everyone claps at the end of the dance sequence AS THEY SHOULD
• that’s a big ass flag u sure that’s a handkerchief lafayette?
• dId YoU mIsS mE vol.1
• when he says “im so blue” he stamps his foot and the spotlight he’s in changes from red to blue bAHAHAHAHAH
• WELL GUESS WHAT?? YOU CANT GOVERN FOR SHIT AHAHAHAHHA
• “bye felicia” - king george III
• dear theodoge what 2 say 2 u
• the CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEM MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEYRE STANDING OVER CRIBS
• uH OH
• JOHN
• JOHN NO
• J O H N
• having to watch the rest of the hamilsquad reading the letter in the back does NOT MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER
• [through tears from last song] a-a…after the war i went back to n-new york
• NNNNNONSTOP
• this whole songs choreography is just WOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWWOOW
• eVERYONE IS HERE WOAH


~intermission~

• rUN TO THE BATHROOMS
• pICK UP THE HAMILTINI
• bUY A TSHIRT
• rUN BACK


act two

• [JAZZ HANDS]
• oh damn the slaves are here
• S A L L Y H E M I N G S I S H E R E
• thomas we are engaged.

• what
• seth is having WAYYYYYYY too much fun
• gonna just prance around here
• ITS THE RAP BATTLE
• THEY HAVE MICROPHONES
• JEFF DROPS THE MIC AND MADISON CATCHES IT BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
• cabinet audience is unamused
• [PRANCES WILDLY] WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS YOU DO IN MONTICELLO
• i love that tjeffs is totally chill until alex insults mads and he immediately just is like NO ONE INSULTS MY BOYFRIEND
• exCUSE ME?!?????
• “that’s an order from your comman-i mean president”
• UN DEUX TROIS
• PHILIP MY BABY
• CAN YOU NOT DIE JUST THIS ONE SHOW
• PLS
• ANTHONY WENT BALLISTIC WHEN HE SAID CINQ LIKE HE SUDDENLY WAS LIKE “un deux trois catre CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINQ”
• oh please angelica your comma flirting is nothing compared to the shit alex and john exchanged
• my love interests are either upstate or dead therefore i shall have an affair and immediately regret it
• NOOOOOOO SIRRRR
• i like the lampposts they look nice
• I NEED TO BE AT THAT DINNER PARTY
• alex still looks shook from his affair at the beginning of room where it happens lmao
• PREVIOUSLY CLOSED, BROS
• OSHIT THAT TABLECLOTH JUST
• WOA
• burr does some shit vol.1
• “daddys gonna find out any minute” [velociraptor screeching in background] “…..im sure he already knows”
• BURR BYE 👋
• ….france
• DADDYS CALLING
• salt squad unite
• I LOVE THAT BURR JUST POPS UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND JEFF LOOKS SO SHOOK WHEN HE STARTS RANDOMLY SINGING
• wHICH I WROTE
• i dIDNT KNOW HE WASNT ONSTAGE UNTIL THAT LINE
• bAHAHAHAHHAHA
• daddy issues vol.2
• im sorry but fucking what
• shut up and have a drink
• ALEX TAKES MULTIPLE SHOTS BEFORE WRITING THE ADDRESS AAHAHHAHAAHHA SAMEEEEEEEEE
• THAYNE IS WEARING A FANCY HAT
• [WEEPS] GEORGE WASHINGTONS GOING HOME
• dId YoU mIsS mE vol.2
• JOHN ADAMS FFFFFFFFFFF
• GEORGE STAYS ON AND MIMICS BURR AHAHHAHAHAH
• SIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• they all enter one by one and you can just see alex get more and more stressed out with each one that comes in
• IM GONNA JUST REVEAL MY AFFAIR FOR NO GOOD REASON TO MY ENEMIES WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
• OH NO THAT WASNT A GOOD IDEA I NEED TO TELL THE WORLD FIRST
• OH NO THAT WASNT A GOOD IDEA EITHER FUCK
• oF COURSE SHES NOT HERE FOR YOU NUMBNUTS
• [is lowkey salty about congratulations not existing]
• the song sounds so serious on the album but the choreography makes it SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAH
• GEORGE IS HERE
• HOLY SHIT THERES ACTUAL FIRE IN BURN
• SHIT SON
• oh no • OH NO • O H N O
• [CRIES FOREVER]
• [CRIES SOME MORE]
• [DIES]
wait there’s an election fuck
• vOTE BURR BITCHES
• hE DIDNT VOTE BURR BITCHES
• OH NO
• O H N O
• THIS IS WHY YOU DONT THROW AWAY YOUR SHOT

MADELEINE‘S MASTERLIST

{UPDATED 8/13/17}

M A R V E L

{JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES}

twenty questions (nsfw)

sexual frustration pt.1 (light nsfw)

sexual frustration pt.2 (nsfw)

sexual frustration pt.3 (nsfw)

sex headcanons (nsfw)

one-hundred candles (fluff)

flying high (fluff)

adjusting to the 21st century headcanons (fluff)

KINKS -

thigh riding (nsfw)

belly bulge (light nsfw + fluff)

{LOKI LAUFEYSON}

big bad wolf (nsfw)

{STEVE ROGERS}

sex headcanons (nsfw)

adjusting to the 21st century headcanons (fluff)

something new (nsfw)

KINKS -

over stimulation {nsfw}

{PETER PARKER}

sex headcanons (nsfw)

T H E   O U T S I D E R S

{DALLAS WINSTON}

lighter (nsfw)

{JOHNNY CADE}

first time (nsfw)

random headcanons (fluff + nsfw)

KINKS -

daddy kink (nsfw)

{PONYBOY CURTIS}

damn girl (fluff)

random headcanons (fluff + nsfw)

{STEVE RANDLE}

random headcanons (fluff + angst)

{SODAPOP CURTIS}

darling (nsfw)

random headcanons (fluff + angst)

the accent (nsfw)

{THE WHOLE GANG}

things people forget about the outsiders

christmas headcanons (fluff)

{CHERRY VALANCE, SYLVIA, AND EVIE}

modern headcanons (fluff)

S U P E R N A T U R A L

{DEAN WINCHESTER}

in time (angst)

KINKS - 

mommy kink (nsfw)

S H E R L O C K

twist on sherlock s.4 (lowkey angst)

F B A W T F T

{NEWTON SCAMANDER}

sex headcanons (nsfw)

Shit said in Discord at 1 AM Starter Pack
  • who needs coffee WITH LEGS LIKE THESE
  • what cup of coffee are you on now?
  • WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  • HIT ME. DO IT. I’LL JUST ENJOY IT.
  • Muda the birb
  • think of the C H I L D R E N
  • THIS AIN’T ONE OF YOUR KINK STREAMS
  • the fucks a pg
  • I TAKE NO RESPONSABILITY FOR THIS
  • PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
  • IM NOT BREAKING THE RURUS
  • pg stands for pro Gatorade
  • THE RURRRRRRRUS
  • IM SETTING YOUR GAY CHICKEN ON FIRE
  • now they’re flamin
  • OBAY THE RURUS
  • WE’RE HAVING CHICKEN WINGS TONIGHT BOIS
  • okay but what about roasting the birb
  • no burn it down
  • beef and wry
  • wryyyyyyyyyyyying the birds neck
  • im scared now
  • AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
  • WHAT IS HAPPENING
  • YOOOO OO O O
  • aeiou
  • Y E L L I N G
  • WE NEED AN ADULT
  • SCREAMS IN PORTUGUESE
  • YOU GOTTA DO IT WITH MORE PASSION
  • AGGRESSIVE  S C R E A M I N G
  • DO WHAT YOUR AGE DICTATES
  • I wad awoken my screaming
  • Floof save me
  • JOHN MADDEN
  • BE THE ADULT WE NEED
  • WAKE ME UP INSIDE
  • ILL GET THE FIRE
  • We have the chicken
  • LET’S ROAST THE BIRB
  • i neED TO SLEEP
  • I HAVE COFFEE
  • I’M ACTUALLY HURTING JESUS CHRIST
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS A SLEEP
  • this is terrifying
  • I’M FINE. AND WHEN I SAY I’M FINE I ACTUALLY MEAN ASDFGHJKLDSDFGHJKL
  • SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • SLEEP IS FOR HUMANS. IM A GOD.
  • same tho
  • ONE DAY
  • W A K E  M E  U P
  • A E S T H E T I C S
  • yall need to chill
  • shoooooooooooooooooshpapapapapapapapapappaapap at everyone
  • HERE COME DAT BOI OH SHIT
  • CHILL. WHAT IS CHILL.
  • YOU get a house, YOU get a house, EVERYONE gets a house
  • DAS A GOOD SONG
  • DONT TWIGS
  • DONT SAY SHIT ILL GET YELLED AT
  • softly whispers john madden
  • WE’RE ALL PROBABLY GONNA END UP GETTING KICKED
  • what the frickle frack
  • JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN CENA
  • BRING A FUCKING TORCH. BY ALL THAT IS GOD DAMN HOLY BRING A TORCH. THE TORCH WILL SAVE YOU FROM HELL.
  • TODKETE
  • JEEZ LA WEEZ IT’S THE TRUTH
  • help
  • since when is ____ a secret waifu?
  • first of all, no
  • im a fucking shrub
  • i’m dying squirtle
  • shrugs and accepts the hell
  • tis good. tis good.
  • im just twigs. twigs the NATURE GOD.
  • awwww the chain broke
  • BURN THEM ALONG WITH THE CHICKEN
  • SACRIFICE ____ FOR THE DARK OVERLORDS
  • Now we need goats blood
  • aight how about Repoio
  • I HAVE NO BONES
  • All must be purged.
  • I come from heaven
  • im from actual Hell on earth
  • NINTH CIRCLE BOIS
  • burns in hell in spanish
  • im disappointed in myself
  • WHAT’S A HELL TO A NON-BELIEVER
  • I’M 100/MEXICO 100% REAL NO FEIK
  • THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BURNING MY FOREST
  • The only spanish I bothered to learn was telling ____ to eat a dick
  • we are going on an adventure
  • WE BOTH COME FROM BURRITO LAND
  • carpet hurts your elbows; life lesson of the day
  • LET ME LOVE YOU
  • BIOCOKCATOO
  • Sizzle in Heck
  • set the gay birb on fire
  • i think we’ve all reached the point of just,,, memes
  • pls no set bird on fire
  • what happens in the ball stays in the ball
  • sometimes i stare at the ceiling and look at the fan for five minutes
  • SET THE DAMN GAY BIRB ABLAZED
  • ILL GET THE DEEP FRYER
  • I don’t know basic geography
  • THE PACT HAS BEEN MADE
  • ALSO CAN I THROW A DUMB GHOSTDOLL
  • HOLLA HOLLA GET $
  • you people fucking scare me
  • WE ARE NUMBER ONE?
  • ILL GET THE BLADES OF THE DARK MOON
  • I’M GONNA FIND YOU AND GIFT YOU SOME CARNE
  • A E S T H E T I C  W A H
  • 22 soon to be 23 LOSER
  • SMOOTH IS BORING TRUST ME
  • what is going on i left for like a second
  • WE’RE GOING TO GAY BABY JAIL OH GOD
  • GAME OGRE
  • d e s t r o y
  • Young punks…..get off my lawn
  • I have a heavy blunt instrument, don’t make me swing this hammer
  • Did somebody say dragons?
  • oh you’re all doomed now
  • EVERYONE SCATTER
  • Plunger adventure was a bust.
  • PREPARE YO INVISIBILITY SPELL
  • I’M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL
  • lol, reinforcements!
  • Shit who called the cops
  • I ACCEPT MY FATE
  • E V E R Y  P E R S O N  F O R  T H E M S E L V E S
  • looking out over a sea of shitposting partially-toddlers
  • We were much classier than that
  • may I share some memes?
  • rolly polly fockbolly
  • RATTLE ME BONES
  • i want the dankest memes
  • I’m trusting you to play Meme Machine at some point
  • I’M A MEMER WITH STANDARDS
  • get me off mister bones’s wild ride
  • “the last meme of 2015″ was the last meme of 2015 we cannot have a meme rerun
  • can somebody lend me a bode saw
  • praise the sun
  • how can we all be real if our eyes aren’t real
  • I LEAVE FOR ONE SECOND AND PEOPLE IS PUNCHING LEMONS
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                           B L A C K   C A T   I N   T H E   R U E   M O R G U E

                                       B U N G O U   S T R A Y   D O G S

I’m pretty sure the secret to a really sexy male character is just a touch of femininity.
-The Zootopia Tigers had eyeliner and glitter and those damn p h e o n i x e y e s
-Sidon sparkles and is positive, so I guess he’s more of a Prince Charming figure
-but Revali and teba have weirdly appealing waists and hips? Good eyes again
-Kass had some of T H E M O ST G O R G E O US eyes I have EVER seen lord damn and those two feathers that look like a flower in his headfeath.

Prompt:  “ could you write a soulmate au with scotty? maybe with the red string trope and the tugs get in the way of during his job properly but he just ignores it? :))” - @nymphadora-blurryface

Word Count:  2,865

Author’s Note:  AKA: 5 Times Scotty Ignored His String and 1 Time He Didn’t. Because I’m a sucker for those stories. I loved writing this so much. Scotty is such a sweet, precious little bean and having him slowly fall in love with someone like this was just so beautiful to explore. Please enjoy and a always please let me know what you think! Your feedback is precious to me <3


Scotty’s arm gave a violent jolt over the strategy table. He grimaced a reigned his errant limb back in, clasping his hands tightly behind his back.

“Christ,” he hissed, trying to regain his train of thought.

“You all good, Mr. Scott?” Jim asked in that shiteating way he does when he knows damn well that it’s not all good.

“Jus’ ignore it, Sir, I’m trying to,” Scotty retorted, shuffling his feet and sniffing. “Now, as I was saying -”

“Best not to ignore it too long, Mr. Scott,” Jim said with a tip of his head.

“Aye, now as I was saying…”

“Meester Scott, I voss vondering, vhere vould I find - Are you alright?” Chekov appeared in the doorway, his yellow shirt stained with wide smears of grease.

Scotty sat at his desk, one hand over his eyes, the other arm stretched aloft at an odd angle.

“Aye, lad, what are ye lookin’ for?” Scotty let the hand over his eyes fall to his thigh as he looked up at his apprentice.

“Um… Meester Scott…”

“‘S been like this for nigh on twenty minutes,” Scotty griped. “I can’ take it down.”

“Um… should I raise ze Doctor, or…?”

“I’m sure it’ll go away if I wait,” Scotty said, standing and approaching the doorway. The angle of his arm didn’t waver, but he was able to move freely otherwise.

“I vonder vat zey’re doing…” Chekov mused.

“I prefer not to think about it,” Scotty clapped the young Russian on the shoulder. “Now, wha’ are ya lookin’ for?”

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anonymous asked:

hc's for the paladins with a touch-starved s/o who needs a lot of long hugs and physical affection? (my mom doesn't hug me enough lol)

I’m adopting you, nonny. I am now your new mom and you will get all of the hugs your heart desires.💜💜


Shiro

- Beef boy is nervous
- He doesn’t like PDA much, and he hates touching people with his galran arm for too long
- Buuuut, he’s a baby and loves cuddling and contact in general so he’s so down for everything
- Holding hands all the time
- The rest of the paladins fake-gaging when they give each other long hugs or kisses
- Space parents
- Just to be little shits, Shiro and his S/O will just be so sickingly lovey-dovey in places they shouldn’t be to embarrass their space kids
- PET NAMES
- Just so many tender touches when the others aren’t around
- Playing with his floof while he just holds his S/O, still scared about his galran arm but down for cuddles at any time
- I got carried away with the space dad


Keith

- Kinda iffy about the whole thing
- Unless his S/O asks to hold his hand or to be held in his arms, he won’t do anything in front of the others
- He doesn’t know how to initiate
- Someone help him
- But once everybody leaves he can’t keep his hands to himself
- There are rare occasions where if Keith is very tired and loopy, he’ll just,, cling to his S/O, wether or not they’re in front of the others
- Putting his hands on their hips and his head is just buried in their shoulder
- Lance can’t stop laughing
- There’s probably a picture on a space-phone of a sleepy Keith, a blushy S/O and a Lance doubling over in laughter somewhere


Lance

- So damn ready to give his S/O all the touches they need
- From just holding their pinky under the table to walking around with them on his back, he’s down
- Couldn’t keep his hands off his S/O anyway, but now it’s 100 times worse/better?
- Is always touching his S/O in some way
- A l w a y s
- Supportive boyf
- He will play with his S/O’s hair all the time
- Will carry his S/O everywhere, princess style
- ‘LANCE PUT ME DOWN’
- ‘NEVER’
- Cuddling in his lion
-  Cuddles E V E R Y W H E R E


Pidge

- She’s not very big on PDA, but will hold her S/O’s hand around the others
- If her S/O is shorter than her she’ll always have her arm around their shoulder
- She will definitely be okay with just cuddling while she’s working on stuff
- Literally the biggest, tightest and most ridiculous-looking hugs before missions, and after missions
- Squeeze and release. Now repeat 100 times. That’s the hug and it’s great.
- When everyone’s in bed, there’s not a single moment Pidge and her S/O aren’t connected in some way


Hunk

- All of the hugs
- The man is a huge ass teddy bear
- Never letting go of his S/O ever again
- Will let them cling to him like a koala and he just goes on with his day
- Piggy back rides are his jam!
- He’s chill with it and will happily give his S/O all the love they need
- Cuddling everywhere. The moment he gets out of his lion after a mission, cuddle time in the break room.
- Did I mention piggy back rides yet? There’s not a doubt in my mind Hunk would love giving his S/O piggy back rides.



•From yours truly,
Mod Lena•

SVT Cute Jobs; Minghao !!

Originally posted by lunarjun

how is this fluffy child so CUTe im crying inside 

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-this duuuuuuude

-okay so he’s probably the best dancer i’ve ever seen in my whole life wOWOWOW

-so when he was little he took up martial arts but he was then like

-nah little thughao is gonna learn how to dance like a god damn prO

-THATS IT LITTLE DUDE YOU GO ACHIEVE YOUR DREAM

-so after a while of practising he became really good at freestyling and breakdancing and stuff

-so good that he was asked to  join a street dance group

-like a really famous one

-he got really confident about his dancing so he recorded himself dancing on weibo

-i love a man that promotes himself

-the leader was so shook that he messaged him like straight away aking him about the group and stuff

-his nickname in the group was first infinity because that how many times he can do head spins

-an infinite amount of times

-can you believe he doesn’t get dizzy at all over that

-but he then changed his name to The8

-it suited him better tbh

-good choice

-when he joined he got a shirt with his name on it and the groups name too awwwWWW 

-he was so excited about this too

-his group are like his second family

-only bigger

-the whole group meets up on saturdays (maybe sundays) and other days too whenever anyone is free

-they also goes to the leader’s house sometimes for food and just to hang out until the early hours of the morning its such a nice feeling 

-he loves his family

-speaking of family

-and the leader

-you?

-younger sister

-you’re not that keen on dancing yourself but you’re supportive af of your brother and his group and you see his group as a sort of backbone to his career

-you’re also considered family to them since you’re close with a couple of people in the group cause they’re in your college

-and everytime they come over to hang out with the leader they include you in whatever plans they have for the next week

-cause as i said

-you fam

-one day your mum asked you to buy and take snacks down for your bro because he forgot them

-so you go to the local supermarket

-hop on a bus and a train and call him from outside the station

-he gets the call and picks up straight away knowing its you

-he could be so stern and moody when someone or something isn’t doing the right thing

-and then his whole face lights up when you call him

-and little minghao is just like what

-he’s never seen his face switch so quickly

-”y/n!! what’s up?”

-”mum wanted me to get out the house. i have snacks??”

-”i’m getting you right now! oh yeah there’s someone i want you to meet!! hes a new member and he’s really good at dancing!!”

-poor little minghao hes so cONFUSED BLESS

-he puts the phone down and just grabs minghao’s hand and heads to the station

-like is he playing match-oh

-”where are we going??”

-”i want you to meet someone shes close to everyone in the group”

-hes just rushing minghao to meet you

-and you’re just standing at the station waiting for him

-until you hear your name being called in the distance

-and you just turn around to see your brother and a random kid

-but this random kid???

-was??

-so??

-cute???

-like ho W

-he gave you a head pat and took the snacks

-you fuck e r

-”yeah…minghao y/n y/n minghao”

-you smile to him and he smiles back and you’re crying on the inside becuase hes just so cute

-and he’s thinkin that too!

-”he’s really good at dancing remember that video i shared of that kid who mixed that tumble with the popping and the spinning?”

-”oh yeah! that was pretty cool”

-”thanks..you’re pretty.”

-both you and your bro look to him like just repeated the declaration of independence in perfect hungarian 

-w h a t

-”what was that minghao?”

-”i-i-i mean that she’s prett… cool. i mean i’ve only met you for like 10 minutes but you’re cool!!”

-and that was how you two started off your friendship

-it was so sweet at the start 

-but really limited

-he felt like he couldn’t talk to you in a group unless he was next you you

-and your bro designated him to picking you up every time the group met up

-so he asked for your number and you gave it to him

-he was so happy when hE GOT HOME HE GOT HIS PILLOW AND SCREAMED INTO IT I LOVE HIM 

-in a couple weeks there was going to be a big showcase in the underground dance community

-and it was held every couple months

-so you being you

-you wanted to support everyone 

-but mostly

-minghao

-you were his friend

-but you…..wait for it

-also liked him

-and a lot

-sure

-your brother knew the second you called him the night before

-”lemme guess you’re gonna call me about how minghao’s doing”

-”no wait yes wait no wait yes–”

-”i know he wants to impress you and you wanna tell him that you like him and stuff but you need to slEEP”

-yeesh

-but yeah

-minghao was clueless about you liking him

-because….wait for it

-he liked you back!!

-wait why were you lot not surprised wha t

-he liked you too much to think of anything else

-in the morning you ask your mum if you can go to see them perform

-but for some odd reason your mum doesn’t let you go and youre like 3 emotions

-1. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

-2. ಥ_ಥ

-3. ᕕ(╯°□°)ᕗ

-the third one meant that you were gonna sneak out

-your mum normally goes out to a weekly book club on this night so you were gonna sneak out during the time she was out

-so she doesn’t freak the fuck out 

-you leave a note on the door explaining why you were gone

-and off you went

-you just wore jeans and a t-shirt with converse and a denim jacket since it wasnt that cold outside

-hop on a bus a train then another bus

-and you see your brother outside the tunnel to the club

-”bro what are you doing??”

-”waiting for–wait i thought mum said you couldn’t go”

-ah, but the art of being a re-”

-”you snuck out didn’t you?”

-”yes sir”

-”i’ll make up an excuse”

-”no need to i put a letter on the door!”

-”the one in your hand?”

-”oh god”

-”ill make up that excuse and just text her”

-”thank you”

-you mumbled before heading inside but not before putting the letter in the bin

-thumping music and sweaty people surrounded the walls

-yep its definitely an underground club

-”what’s the competition for again??”

-”trophy and bragging rights to other groups”

-”nice bro you better win”

-”we got this”

-your brother goes backstage while you’re standing in the crowd looking to the stage

-while you’re lookin at the stage you see your bro on the sidelines with minghao and you just smile so much cause it’s nice to see what they’re relationship is like

-narrator voice; MEANWHILE

-minghaos just worrying his ass off cause he can’t see you in the crowd

-and he then sees you

-the glint in your eye helped him find you

-and he just has the cutest smile on

-HES SO HAPPY THAT HE SAW YOU

-so the competition gets underway

-and it’s minghao’s solo

-wait solo

-you were shook to find this out

-but you were ready to chEER THIS KID ON LIKE BOI YOU GOT THIS MINGHAO MAKE EM WAIT FOR IT 

-BOOM

-he did so well and the music fit perfectly to what he was doing on stage

-when he finished he looked for you in the crowd again

-and when he found you he just put a finger heart up to you and you could of sworn that there was a tear on your cheek 

-like

-that was so cuTE

-AH

-the whole group did really well and no brainer they won!! 

-you were so happy about it

-you were able to go backstage to find them

-and once you did

-idk why but you got so emotional!! you’re so cute aw

-you say the group who were also in tears too

-but then you couldn’t find minghao

-which kinda upset you a little

-maybe he was- oh never mind he was just behind you the whole damn time

-you turn around and just launch yourself into his arms

-”you did it i’m so proud of you!!! and i like you….a lot!!”

-it was so loud back there so you had to shout it in his ear

-he thought you said something else

-hmmmmmm like

-”you do?! i like food too!”

-and you’re there like

-wait wHAt 

-I 

- h u h 

-you two escape outside where you’re still huggin and shit like awwwww but seriously just confess to each other already we’VE BEEN WAITING

-”you did amazing out there i can’t believe it!”

-”i can’t believe it ei-”

-”okay so i like you a lot but i couldn’t find the time to say it because you’re too cool and cute at the same time how does that work anyways i just wanted to say i really like you that’s it that all i’ve wanted to say”

-he just broke 

-yoU BROKE HIM

-HOW

-”ooooOOOOOh so that’s what you said back there! i thought you said you like food!”

-”what?? no!”

-”good cause i got confused. and…i like you too.”

-then in his mind he just goes fuck it and kisses your cheek because nothing bad can happen right

-just at that time

-yOUR BRO 

-HE STEPS OUT

-”y/N WHERE ARE YOU-oh there you are- wait”

-HALFWAY THROUGH THE GOD DAMN KISS YOU TWO LOOK TO HIM

-and he shouts

-”f i N A L L Y    D O    Y O U    K N O W     H O W    L O N G     W E    W E R E    W A I T I N G     F O R    T H  I  S     T O    H A P P E N”

-you and minghao laugh at what he said because A you dont give a fuck and B y’all love each other a lot 

-suPPORT THE SUPPORTING COUPLE I LOVE YALL SM

-you two support each other like crutches supporting a leg and you’re just so happy for him like wow


-”where have you two been?”

-”oh..you forgot to text her…didn’t you?”

-”yeah…..we got bragging rights!”

anonymous asked:

Headcanons for the RFA with an MC who has lots dogs and cats? Too many really. Stop collecting animals MC you don't need anymore, just. Put the cat down. Please.

I tried writing saeyoung differently as to how I think he is in the after ends

YOOSUNG :
-HES A BROKE COLLEGE STUDENT
-he has no room
-or money
-tho he loves them so much
-bUT HE CANT TAKE CARE OF THEM
-as long as mc is able to take care of them then he is fine with it
-and he really really really loves them
saeyoung :
-L O V E S T H E M
-so yeah he is a “cat person”
-he still loves ur dogs
-aND HE WILL HAPPILY JOIN U WITH COLLECTING ANIMALS
-he knows his limits though
-and has to warn u that u really only can take care of a certain amount of animals
JAEHEE :
-F U R
- F U R
-MC THE FUR
-THIS POOR BABE
-PLZ DONT DO THIS TO HER
-she cannot handle the fur for her life
-she is extremely happy that you love them BUT THAT
-GOD DAMN
-FUR
-but it isn’t like she bans them completely
-or forces them to clean up everything
-but she will get a little stressed when it comes to helping care for them
ZEN :
-not cats
-dont do that to zen
-he is okay with dogs but his apartment isn’t that big
-he also ya know lives in an apartment
-there is a limit to how many pets you can have and how big they can be
-he actually loves when ur dogs will lay down on him when he’s laying on the couch reading a script or something
-zen laying reading his script on the couch as like a full grown akita just lays down on top of him is my new aesthetic omg protect
JUMIN:
-but what about elizabeth 3rd, MC?
- is she not enough?
-he really likes that you have such a passion for these animals
-he will support you
-but his elizabeth will always be the number one priority

Dear world,

I almost killed myself yesterday. I still remember the feeling of my canvas belt around my neck as I almost tied the knot through my wardrobe door handles. I was hesitant, but I was so damn close to death. The irony was that my teacher had been giving me advice about life earlier that day; to appreciate every single thing on Earth. He told me it was about higher thinking that could stave off suicidal thoughts, and told me to do it later that day. Little did I know, I did the exact opposite and came close to death instead.

I still remember how I sunk to the floor to let the strangulation happen but then I couldn’t do it. I was hesitant because I was afraid of the unknown. I remembered my teacher’s words:

“Do you think it’s easier on the other side?”

I know this letter is depressing, and upsetting. But my heart can’t contain it any longer; my family doesn’t know how close I was to ending my life, let alone my friends and teachers.

- A.

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