damn right its better than yours

Stressed

Damon Salvatore one shot

Requested: (by @shadyladyperfection) Could you write a one shot where the reader and Damon are best friends and Damon goes to her after a rough day in Mystic Falls? 

Word Count: 459 words (2,432 characters)

Warnings: Swearing.

You hadn’t heard from Damon, your best friend, since last night which is pretty unusual. You expected a text or a call in the middle of the day probably due to something incredibly mysterious that has to be solved but nope. No texts, nothing.

You sat in your apartment bored as ever, scrolling through Netflix which is incredibly rare considering Mystic Falls is a town that never rests and you hardly have any down time to yourself. You slowly placed your hand into an overflowing bowl of popcorn and grabbed a handful as your eyes were fixed on the flashing images on your television. You were completely transfixed in the show you were watching however, when you heard a loud thump come from somewhere in your apartment you immediately froze. Your eyes widened as you stood up from the couch and grabbed the closest item to you that could be used as a weapon. You walked around your apartment holding your breath at times when you heard some subtle sounds.

You finally enter the kitchen and gasp as you see someone going through your cupboard, you slowly sneak up on them and swing your weapon. Unfortunately the person swiftly grips the weapon right before impact. You look closer and realise that its Damon. “Woah, Y/N. You should know better than to sneak up on me.”, He states as he opens up the big bottle of bourbon you two share when drinking. You roll your eyes and let out a sigh of relief “God fucking damn it, Damon! You know my apartment has a door right? Maybe you should use it sometime.”, He chuckled at your response “You know I’m one for surprises.” You put down the weapon and hoist up on to the counter and sit there in front of Damon.

“What brings you here?” you asked as Damon looked up you could see he was stressed. “I’ve just had a pretty hard day with everything that’s going on with Bonnie and Enzo, and Stefan. I had no time in the day to even think. I’m sorry I didn’t text you.”, it wasn’t every day Damon would open up like this so you took it to heart. “Aw, I’m sorry. If you want we could order some food and watch some movies?”, you asked “Ooooh, I’m in the mood for Chinese.”, you smiled at him “It’s like you can read my mind!”, he smiled and winked at you as he took another gulp of bourbon.

You both went to the living room and sat down on the couch, popcorn spilled onto the floor as Damon slumped down tiredly. It meant a lot to you that in times of hardship and stress he would come to you. This is what best friends for.

anonymous asked:

24 with jeff hardy?

Prompt: .“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

A/N:Putting under read more because I got a little carried away XD

You were so excited Jeff and Matt were making their return to the WWE, not only would they be in the tag team championship match but they would be dong it at Wrestlemania 33. You stood backstage with some old friends watching as The New Day announced that there would be a 4th contender for the tag team title. Every one thought The New Day were inserting themselves into the match up, until the music hit. The crowd went crazy as your husband and his brother performed their iconic entrance.

“It’s great to see the boys back.” You turned to see Nattie standing behind you, arms crossed and a smirk plastered across her face. Out of all the women Nattie was one of your oldest and closest friends and it had been a while since you had seen her. You pull Nattie into a hug.

“I can tell they’re already happy to be here, they haven’t even found out the results of the match and they were already acting like they’d won.” Nattie chuckled turning her attention to the match.

“The crowd looks excited to see the boys back as well.” you nodded wincing when one of the boys landed a bit awkwardly. Although you’d been married to Jeff for 8 years and dating him for 4 years before then you’d still never got used to some of the landings. The match was heading in favor of the Hardy Boys, Matt was currently trying to grab the betls while your husband was setting up one of the taller ladders. Sheamus and Cesaro were currently lay on some ladders suspended between the ring and the barrier, Jeff was now climbing a ladder above them.

“Oh no.” Nattie gripped your arm, both of you knowing what was coming next. Jeff climbed to the top of the ladder as you nervously bit your nails and he performed a perfect swanton bomb off the top of the ladder landing on top of Sheamus and Cesaro, breaking the ladder in the process. As all that was happening Matt managed to defend of Anderson and was now holding the Raw tag team belts. The crowd and everyone backstage errupted into cheers, Nattie pulling you into a hug, you smile was uncontrollable.

“I can’t believe they did it! This is going to be great for them.” Nattie spoke but she coud see you were itching to go and seem them, she gave you a final hug promising to text you later. Walking to the Gorilla you saw the boys heading towards you, running towards them you tackled both of them into a hug.

“You guys did it!”

Matt chuckled at you hoising the belt higher up on his shoulder.“What gave that away?”

You punched his shoulder and he pretended to be hurt by it.

“Jeff are you just gonna stand there and let her beat me up?” He looked towards his brother for assitance but Jeff just nodded.

“Yes I am going to let her beat you up.” You smilled at Jeff and poked your tounge out at Matt as he walked away.

“Whipped!” He shouted back to you two. Jeff just chuckled and shook his head.

“So, how does it feel to be the champ?” You smile up at Jeff, leaning up to give him a kiss.

“I’ve been a champ for 12 years. This is just the icing on the cake.” He gave you a wink before wrapping an arm round your waist, pulling you in the direction Matt just went.

“You’re such a cheeseball.” You both cuckled, stopping every now and then with people congradulating Jeff.

“And yet you’ve been married to me for 8 years.” Rounding the corner you caught up with Matt who was waiting for you two by the promo area. After a couple of backstage interviews and photographs the boys decided to go out and celebrate. Back at the hotel you were putting the finishing touches to your make up when you felt a pair of arms wrap around your waist.

“You look absolutly stunning babe.” Jeff muttered as he pressed some kisses along your shouler and up your neck. You relaxed back into his touch and let out a contented sigh.

“You don’t look to shabby yourself.” Taking in your husbands apperance you notice he’s wearing some black jeans and a white button button up. His hair was tied up in a bun making his jaw look even sharper. Bringing your hand up you rub it genty along his beard, pulling him down for a passionate kiss. Jeff’s hands slid down your waist to grip your butt as your hands gripped the back of his neck causing him to moan a little.

“We better get going or Matt and Reby will think we aren’t going.”

“I’m sure they’d manage if we didn’t turn up.” He smirked, leaning down to capture your lips again, pushing his tongue into your mouth causing you to moan this time. Reluctantly you pulled away making Jeff pout.

“Come on you. Lets go. We can resume this later.” You winked at him moving past him to walk out the door. Jeff slapped your ass has you walked by.

“Damn right we will.”

You finally caught up with Matt and Reby at the bar and a few hours later its safe to say everyone was a little more than drunk. You and Reby decided to be the responsible ones and not drink as much as the boys. Looking across the room Matt and Jeff were currently joking with some of the other superstars who had arrived at the same bar. Reby let out a yawn looking at her watch.

“We better get going. I think the boys have to be up soon.” She yelled over the music. Looking at your phone she was right, it was nearing 3am and the boys had to be up at 6. Walking over to the boys Jeff saw you giving you a goofy drunk smile.

“Baabbbeeee. I missed you.” He pulled you into a sloppy kiss causing you to giggle.

“You saw me like 5 minutes ago.”

“Exactly…those 5 minutes were the lonnnggeessttt 5 minutes of my life.” Shaking your head at his drunken words you grabbed his hand and pulled him towards the waiting taxi. Jeff was having a little trouble walking so helped him but slipping an arm around his waist, which of course he made a dirty joke about.

What fet like the longest journey back to the hotel you and Reby managed to get the boys back into their rooms. Shutting the door behind you and Jeff you turned to be face to face with said man. He placed his hands on your waist and pulled you into another kiss.

“No no mister. You need to head to bed.” Pulling away from the kiss you pulled Jeff to bed and made him sit down, turing away you went to grab him a glass of water but Jeff grabed a hold of you pulling you down to sit in his lap.

“You said we could resume this later….Well it’s later.” His hot breath fanned across your neck making you shiver. Prying yourself from his grip you stood up.

“Yes but you also have to be up in….2 hours” You managed to avoid most of his advances and successfully pulled his shoes off. Pushing him to lie down you could see that he quickly became tired. Placing a kiss to his hair line you grabed a bottle of water and some painkillers out of your bag and placed them on the dresser. Quickly chaging out of your dress you slip on some pj’s and cuddle to Jeff, he was not going to be happy having only got 2 hours sleep.

At 6am your alarm went off and you heard a groan from behind you, reaching out to turn your alarm off you felt Jeff pull you back into him.

“Morning sleepy. How’s your head?” You gently brush some stray strands of hair from out of his face.

“I feel like I’ve been hit by a bus and then a car…..and the bus came back just for good measure.” You giggled at him, placing a kiss to his forehead. Swinging your legs over the side of the bed you streatch and yawn, regretting staying up so late with the boys. Grabbing the bottle of water and painkillers you sit on Jeff’s side of the bed and hand them to him. He took them and looked up at you thanking you.

“I feel like a vodka would work better.” He grinned at you swallowing the tablets and chugging half the bottle of water.

“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.” Standing up you head to the shower and turn it on. “Come on Mr Champ. You’ve got a busy day ahead and I still have a promise to keep.” You winked at him but Jeff simply looked confused. Striding across the bedroom you pulled Jeff in for a passionate kiss causing him to gasp a little. You took the opportunity to slide your tounge into his mouth and you both battled for dominance. You both pull away slightly brethless.

“Oh that promise.” Jeff looked at you biting his lip.

“Yeah I heard it’s a great cure for headaches.” With that Jeff picked you up and headed to the shower.

“Well why didn’t you begin with that.”


Prompt from this list.

Masterlist

  • APH Finland: My vodka brings all the boys to the yard ♫
  • APH Finland: And there like,♫♪
  • APH Finland: Its better than yours ♫♪
  • APH Finland: Damn right its better than yours,♫♪
  • APH Finland: I can teach you, ♫♪
  • APH Finland: But I have to charge ♫♪
  • APH Sweden: ...
  • APH Sweden: Who are those boys?
  • APH Finland: It's just a silly song, Sve!
  • APH Sweden: I'm going to fight them.
Safe Haven sentence starters
  • "I don't know what we're heading towards, but I know my heart is all yours."
  • "All my friends tell me I'd be better off on my own, and sometimes I believe 'em."
  • "I can never leave him."
  • "Mixed signals, they're killing me."
  • "You knock and I let you in."
  • "Loving you is my greatest sin."
  • "I see it in your eyes, you wanna run."
  • "I don't know why I love you."
  • "I don't know why I stay."
  • "I don't know if its worth the pain."
  • "Even when you slam the door and drive away, I still set the table for two."
  • "Babe, you know I'm waiting on you."
  • "I believe you every time."
  • "I've never known anybody like you."
  • "I've never dreamed of nobody like you."
  • "I've heard of a love that comes once in a lifetime, and I'm pretty sure that you are that love of mine."
  • "I'm in a field of dandelions, wishing on every one that you'll be mine."
  • "I see forever in your eyes."
  • "I feel okay when I see you smile."
  • "I think that you are the one for me."
  • "It gets so hard to breathe when you're looking at me."
  • "I've never felt so alive and free."
  • "When you're looking at me, I've never felt so happy."
  • "I feel bad inside knowing this is all built on lies."
  • "I feel like an awful person."
  • "We're forcing love that don't exist."
  • "This is so unrighteous."
  • "This is so not like us."
  • "Love at first sight that was gone at the end of night."
  • "We both know that this is going to end."
  • "No chance we're going to make it."
  • "Can we fake it?"
  • "Even though I know you're not the one, this has really been a lot of fun."
  • "I don't really like you, but I still choose to stay."
  • "You still play the part so well."
  • "You're really cute, I must admit."
  • "I need something deeper than this."
  • "I wanna know when I'm looking at you that you don't only see the things you want to."
  • "I'm not perfect, I'm flawed, and if you don't like that, get lost."
  • "I don't want it if it's fake, I don't want it if it's just for show."
  • "I just want it if it's real."
  • "This superficial love thing got me going crazy."
  • "Baby if you want me, then you better need me."
  • "I'm so done not being your number one."
  • "If you wanna keep me, then you better treat me like a damn princess, make that an empress."
  • "Fun at first, I won't deny, but I want more than just what meets the eye."
  • "I want authentic, not just for fun."
  • "If this love is plastic, it'll break on us."
  • "I can feel you on my lips all the time."
  • "I just wanna feel you in my heart and on my mind."
  • "This ain't right."
  • "I feel broken, shattered, and blue, and it's all because of you."
  • "If this is love, why does it break me down?"
  • "It's been a long time since I felt the way that I do now."
  • "I need you, but I don't know how."
  • "It's been a while since I smiled and I meant it from my heart."
  • "The idea of leaving this behind, it tears me apart."
  • "Kiss me now and remind me why I ever wanted to make you mine."
  • "If this is love, why do you break me down?"
  • "You're the other half of my broken heart."
  • "There was a time when I was alone, nowhere to go and no place to call home."
  • "My only friend was the man in the moon, and even sometimes he would go away, too."
  • "He came to me with the sweetest smile, told me he wanted to talk for awhile."
  • "I promise that you'll never be lonely."
  • "Lost boys like me are free."
  • "I realized I finally had a family."
  • "You are my perfect story book."
  • "You are now my home sweet home."
  • "Tonight hope fills our lungs and I can see it in everyone."
  • "The songs use to make us sad, tonight they don't sound so bad."
  • "It feels so good to be young."
  • "I think I'll stay awhile."
  • "I am obsessed with being a mess."
  • "I am in love with being young."
  • "I don't know what the future holds."
  • "I can't believe its been all these years."
  • "My friends tell me I should've moved on a long long time ago, but what do they know?"
  • "I don't mean to be selfish, but my heart breaks every time that I see you smile 'cause I know that it's not me
  • Who brings it out of you anymore."
  • "You found somebody new, you put me in the past."
  • "I don't know if our memories will last."
  • "If by chance it doesn't work out with her, you'll always have a chance with me."
  • "I wonder what happens when you hear our song, do you brush it away or do you sing along?"
  • "Do you talk about the future the way we did?"
  • "You'll always have a chance with me in my world."
  • "Is it so wrong of me to hope she breaks your heart?"
  • "Is it so wrong of me to pray she tears you apart?"
  • "I know in the darkest part of you, you pray and hope and wish for it, too."
  • "You don't mean to be selfish, but your heart breaks every time that you see me smile 'cause you know its not you who brings it out of me anymore."
  • "So casually you walked into my universe."
  • "Hey, you got some pretty brown eyes."
  • "I couldn't help but smile and I think that's the moment it all happened."
  • "Love turned into games, and games turned into heartbreak, and heartbreak turned into war."
  • "Darling, all is fair in love and war."
  • "You meant the world to me."
  • "I'll be your fighter if you say so."
  • "I don't get why we're meant to fall in love, then say goodbye."
  • "Gave you all my heart and all my precious time."
  • "I can picture you in your blue jeans, looking right at me with that gorgeous smile."
  • "I couldn't see the lies and the things that you would hide."
  • "You love so mercilessly."
  • "Here's to everything we ever were."
  • "I got the greatest weapon of all - a broken heart."
  • "Let me hold you for the day and let you know that its okay, give you all the love and peace that you usually send my way."
  • "When its dark for you, don't know what to do, just know you're my light."
  • "When the world is caving, baby you're my safe haven."
  • "On my darkest day I know you'll be my shine."
  • "You're my safe haven."
  • "Love at first sight, it exists."
  • "I've had my heart broken so many times before."
  • "I'll call you in the morning if I see you in my dreams tonight."
  • "I don't even know your name."
  • "I vowed not to let anyone enter my heart."
  • "I know love at first sight can't exist."
  • "Maybe we'll meet in a different dimension and you can tell me all the things you didn't mention."
  • "Maybe we'll meet in a different dimension."
  • "I saw you in my dreams."
  • "I guess that I was scared of what I was before us."
  • "Guess you were my only blemish."
  • "For the first time I don't mind that you found somebody else."
  • "For the first time I'm totally fine being by myself."
  • "I was my best when I was with you."
  • "Would you believe me if I told you that I'm over it?"
Magnetic Chapter 31: The Pier

Dean Winchester x Reader

1100 Words

Story Summary:  After your Dad was killed, you were shocked to learn all about his hidden life. Deciding to follow in his footsteps, you turn to a life of hunting, surprised at how well you adapted. Then comes along Sam and Dean Winchester, turning your life upside down. You and Dean don’t get along at first, but then things soon start to change.

Catch Up Here: Masterpost


“So, what brings the FBI down here for a couple of missing person cases?” The balding police officer asked, as he came dangerously close to spilling his coffee all over the case files.

Wincing, you went to reach for them, but he pulled them out of your way. “No you wait a minute little lady. I don’t just hand these over to anyone.”

Feeling your skin crawl at the blatant looks he was sending your way, you reached down and yanked them from his hands. “First of all, don’t call me little lady, or anything else for that matter unless you want to be charged with sexual harassment. Second of all, FBI trumps any jurisdiction you think you might have.”

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Rant

Okay here’s the thing oitnb ruined me tonight bc all the inmates deserved so much better and the finale really fuckin threw me under the bus like how dare they run me over like that. A bitch wasn’t even ready and if you think I bawled over fictional characters then your damn right I did bc I was afraid and scared that some of my fav characters don’t get their happy ending bc IT DOESNT SHOW YOU IT LEAVES YOU HANGING WHEN ITS AT THE BEST FUCKIN PART AND I HATE THAT SHOW MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD LIKE WHERE TF ARE THE BUSES GOING I WANT TO KNOW IF FLACA AND MARITZA ARE HAPPY AND NICKY AND MORELLO DESERVE BETTER AND FRIEDA IS SUCH A BOSS ASS BITCH BUT WE DONT KNOW EHAT HAPPENS BC IT JUST SHUTS OFF LIKE WTF ARE YOU KIDDING ME HOW DARE YOU DO ME LIKE THAT. Anyways good night I’m done and I’m never watching this show again even tho my ass will binge watch it next year, bye!

Prom?

Request-  high school scenario with taehyung and a bit of fluff?? please <3 

Here you are sweet pea, I hope this didn’t suck to much. Thank you so much for requesting! 

Enjoy x 

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This gif, I know its big! But god bless who ever made this, it is art xx 


Prom season was upon you. It was a scary time for most people, but not you, Most people wanted to have the coolest dress and the best hair, you just wanted to have a good night with your friends. Every girl in your school was wondering who Kim Taehyung was going to ask to the prom. He was your bestfriend, the bestfriend you fell in love with him the moment he said hi. But you didn’t have the balls to tell him. 

You loved being his friend though. He was a great friend to you, as you were to him. Lately jealous was being a bitch. Taehyung was a natural flirt, he flirted with everyone.. but you. It was a little annoying to see him go after all sorts of girls. You didn’t understand how he could be so touchy and sweet with you, yet he didn’t feel the same? 

He was constantly cling to you, many people thought you were dating, but sadly that was not true. Taehyung never actual dated anyone before he may have kissed girls but he never dated anyone. When it came to you having a boyfriend Taehyung would always scare them away. You never ever questioned his actions, just thought he was looking out for you. 

Prom, you didn’t care if you didn’t get asked, you were going anyway. The only thing was who was Kim Taehyung bringing to the prom, but who ever it may be you were still going to be jealous as fuck. Why couldn’t he see you as more than just a friend. 

“Y/N!!” You turn your head to seeing your friend Lola bursting throw the classroom doors and running towards you. The whole class just looked at her. Lola stopped in front of you and looked around the class to see all the eyes on her. 

“Do you all not have better things to do?” She give the girls giggling in the back a dirty look before turning her attention back to you. 

“Whats up?” You ask her. She takes a deep breath and sits down next to you, Taehyung leaning in to her what she had to say. 

“Okay, so you know Chanyeol from bio?” You and Taehyung both nod your heads to let her know you knew who she was talking about. “Well, I overheard him talking to his friends and hes planning on asking you to prom later today. Apperently hes liked you for ages, but was shy to approach you because he thought you might be dating Taehyung.” You were in a bit of shock, you thought you’d be going to prom by yourself. 

“What? really? I’ve never really talked to him all that much though, like a few times in bio but that’s it.” You state. Lola rolls her eyes. 

“Look you need a date to prom ‘cause I’ve got one and Taehyung I’m sure as a girl lined up, or girls. And you can’t go by yourself. Who are you bringing anyway Taehyung?” You look at Taehyung, dreading the answer that will come out of his lips. 

“Eh, I dunno.” That’s it, nothing else. Why couldn’t he just ask you, Chanyeol was nice, but he was not Taehyung. 


You were expecting Chanyeol to have asked you by the end of the day but he didn’t and prom was tomorrow, so you guessed he wasn’t going to. You walked home as usual, ate dinner with your family and went to your room. You were finishing off your homework when you heard music coming from outside. 

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, 

And they’re like, 

its better than yours, 

Damn right its better then yours, 

I can teach you, 

But I have to charge. 

You walk over to your window and open it, to see taehyung holding a dozen red roses and twerking and rapping along to Kelis Milkshake. You giggle and make your way down stairs to him. You open your front down, hes down on one knee. 

“You may ask why I chose this song, but I chose it because your milkshake brings me to your yard, get it.” Taehyung starts to chuckle and you can’t help the cackle that escapes from your body. 

“Oh my god, Tae.” You push his shoulder. “What are you doing?” He takes your hand in his and kisses your knuckles before making eye contact with you again. 

“Will you go to prom with me? I wanted to ask you a while ago but got scared and didn’t know how to prompose. But I think I aced it! I want to take the most beautiful girl in school as my date to the prom, would I be so lucky?” Taehyung looks up at you with hopeful eyes. 

“I dunno, can we get chicken wings on the way home?” You ask making Taehyung smile brightly. He reaches to the side and pulls out a bag of chicken wings. “Of course I’ll go to prom with you.” You bend down and give Taehyung a kiss on the cheek. 

“Wait are you saying yes to me, or the chicken?” He asks following you inside. You giggle. 

“Both.”  


This sucked, but I hope you all liked it. If someone asked me to prom like that I’d marry then lol. Eh I put prom because I know most people wouldn’t know that in Ireland we say Debs. I thought everyone would understand it more this way, and there would be no confusion. 

-Admin Abe x

anonymous asked:

Like most artists, has there ever been points where Branch attempted to destroy or even burn his poetry...? How would Poppy or the snack pack react...?

Yeah, of course. I mean he started writing them as teenager after all and he was already anxious and self conscious as hell. He began conjuring poems in his head at first, which always used to make him cringe to himself because “What the actual fuck is this bullshit you’re spurting, dumbass??”

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terrible-tentacle-theatre  asked:

I saw a commercial for some kind of vitamin pill that boasts that it's dissolved right into the bloodstream from the intestines. And I'm like, BITCH, that's literally how digestion works, all the time

For real, like

Congrats you’re right about one of the basic functions of your body!

I mean, it’s better than ‘oxygen in water because you breathe through your guts’ that was a trend that kept baffling me the whole damn time but like it’s no achievement anyways. 

anonymous asked:

Duuude can you please do an Enorace version of those domestic headcanons because aaaaaaaa domestic gay enorace :3

heyyy sorry this is super late!! youre damn right i can ok so

  • they stay up until dawn watching movies together way too often
  • sometimes its when horace can’t sleep and sometimes its just because they can
  • horace is actually better than enoch when it comes to horror films
  • you’d think it would be the other way round but honestly? he’s had dreams scarier than anything indie cinema could come up with
  • also: enoch cried at a romcom one (1) time and horace still hasn’t let him hear the end of it
  • horace drags enoch around clothes shops for four to five hours at a time
  • usually its to get enoch new stuff (because lord knows this boy has no idea how to dress) and then he gets side tracked
  • enoch doesn’t mind too much because horace gets all excited and adorable
  • they’re both so so bad at cooking it’s actually pitiful
  • the smoke alarm goes off around twice a week at their place
  • horace takes interior design very seriously
  • “look @ this fridge magnet i found at the store”
  • “enoch absolutely not it clashes
  • okay many years into the future but w/e:
  • rlly small wedding with just the peculiar children, miss p, the portmans and ricky
  • enoch is very, very adamant about Not Having Kids until he meets the twins emma and bronwyn adopted, who he just like. falls in love with and then he changes tune a lot
  • “babe i want one”
  • “hmm we’ll see”
  • he is pretty good with kids (canon: hollow city)
  • and finally
  • horace is that dad who starts fights at his kids’ soccer games with the other parents

thanks for this + i hopes its ok!! ahh please send me rqs this was really fun

anonymous asked:

Do you have any widow advice I want to be a good like you

play a lot to practice. practicing is the best way to improve on anything.

dont get impatient, stay calm, be confident (but not confident enough to claim youre better than everyone)

practice flicking and tracking

dont stay scoped in for too long

staying in a single position for too long can be bad

unscope after every shot if youre getting shot at/focused. this will give you more mobility.

hooking the ground and pressing space right before the hook ends will boost you forward a little. its pretty damn useful to quickly change positions/get further away from divers

its easier to hit headshots when your target is jumping, since their movement becomes really predictable

try to always have an escape route in case you get dived. jumping down to your team usually gets the winston/dva/genji out of your ass

p r e d i c t i o n    s h o t s    are underrated but very, very powerful

know when to switch (if youre on competitive. you dont lose anything by losing on qp. its the perfect place to practice.)


i cant think of anything else cuz im stupid

sapphicaquarius  asked:

Hey Lise, do you know of any good Sif/Loki fics? its not my usual ship, but I like both of these characters and feel they don't get enough good interactions in general. I also wish there were more fics of them getting along better than in canon, but those seem even fewer. I like how you write both of them, even if antagonistically (your grasp of their personalities always feels right, damn you're good). Any recommendations?

I don’t actually read much Sif/Loki at all, though I too love both of them and actually have a lot of feelings about their relationship and how complicated I think it is/was/could be. 

I know they have some great interactions in Bargaining by proantagonist, and I also quite liked Constancy by Barkour. There’s A Valediction Forbidding Mourning which is a really interesting post-Thor 2 fic about past-Sif/Loki. I also have a few ghosts of timorous heart bookmarked, which is post-Thor mourning fic about Thor and Sif both mourning Loki.

I’m really, really picky about my Sif/Loki and also haven’t gone looking for much, so that’s about all I have off the top of my head, unfortunately!