Me- *watching TV and Seb shows up* Daddy
Dad- *from other room* Yes?
Me- *looks embarrassed* Nothing. *looks back at Seb* GOD DAMN THOSE THIGHS
Dad- *walks in and sees Seb* Look at those thighs and that ass. I’m questioning my sexuality now. I would bang him
Me- *looks at him like a deer in headlights* Excuse me?
Dad- Did I say that out loud?