damn it's lame

2

Like, ouch, and stuff

6

Where in Dipper realizes that going dark-side isn’t exactly what he’d thought it’d be like.

5

(✿ꈍ。 ꈍ✿) - A normal Pewdieken day….with a gnome gardener  shipper

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“Booper dooper !i’m your gnome shipper !”

(Warning : Don’t feed him after midnight !//winky wonk// )

(⁎˃ᆺ˂) How to make a lame joke super funny?  LET S MAKE IT A RUNNING GAG!    8A8 

( ≧Д≦) Also. No seriously ,i was rly not pleased with this joke at all. Haha. that was rly lame. I should not even tag Jack in this. Sounds like he should not see that. But well..

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 Anyway !At this point ,let’s say Jack is our St.patron of the Pewdieken OTP ! Take care of them and don’t roast Felix in his sleep plz.   (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

anonymous asked:

Kai - Kissing - 10

Kissing; 10. “What a nice squeak, I think I’ll bite that spot again.” & 11. “A-Ah! Don’t bite there…”; Jongin
Combining two because it’s the perfect combination [and someone requested for eleven as well] xD
*Don’t send in anymore, please! ^3^


“Would you please stop biting me?” You finally looked away from your book, peeking over to the wolf boy over your shoulder. He sent you a boyish grin, all smiles and pearly whites that you almost felt bad for the tone in your voice.

“Hm… but biting you is fun,” He smirked, resenting to lean over with his arms tugging you further back against his chest when he bit on your earlobe, making you lightly jump, “Y-Yah!”

“Hm… no fun,” He huffed, pouting for two seconds flat before he leaned back on the sofa, watching you from your shoulder as you continued to read your book. A few pages too many too boring later, he had decided to move his chin back to your neck, tilting it a bit so his lips could meet with the skin on your neck. Not paying too much in mind to the boy, you moved your head to the other side, allowing him plenty of access to…

“A-Ah! Don’t bite there!”

He grinned, mischief and playfulness painted all over before he breathed, “Aw, why? That was such a cute squeak. I should bite it more—“

“Jongin!”

“Oh now you call my name?”

You rolled your eyes, giving him a light bump using your back against his chest, “I was reading!”

“And now you should stop,” Before you could stop him, the book had already slipped from your fingers.

“Do I have a choice?”

He shook his head and put the book aside before caging you in the sofa, “I don’t think so.”

Thousands, perhaps millions of words have been written about how “natural” Clark Gable is, how he takes everything with his tongue in his cheek, how he has a complete lack of ego after years of such fame and adulation as have befallen no man save, possibly, Valentino. Directors, bit players, his fellow stars, interviewers, extras, the studio personnel, from Louis B. Mayer down to a junior bus boy in the commissary, chants the one refrain about Gable: “He blows himself down! He horses his own stardom. He gives Gable, the star, the belly laugh.” It’s almost impossible to believe it…

- Gladys Hall (1941)

I really wouldn’t care if Stiles and Derek had very few scenes in s4 so long as their last scene is the two of them waking up in bed together.

Saviour || Maxxie & Isaac

Maxxie walked at the halls of his new school.He was here ten minutes and already got pushed in to the lockers twice.What a perfect little start,another highschool,another hell.he stopped noticing years ago where he is and with what people because in the end he is that weird kid that everybody hates,so he just stopped memories hurt too much.He opened his locker and sighed as he heard some giggles behind him before he turned,“Ok keep staring,I am gay,I am weird,I am new so find a life and fuck off.” He slammed the locker door and started to walking away,ignoring the surprised faces of the students.

i love dan howell so much he is the sun