damn it writers!!!! it was just a name!

some new bonus content from my original jenna the cryptozoologist post:

  • jenna ends up getting a lot of her research published and becomes a well known name in the community. her passion clearly shines through in everything she does, but she’s also just a damn good writer.
  • it was just for fun at first, but she actually ends up becoming a fiction author! she writes a super popular young adult series about a trio of high schoolers who meet after a fateful meeting and start a paranormal club and get into all sorts of weird shit. the first drafts of the books are endearingly titled “ghostfuckers.” it’s packed full of social commentary, direct quotes from the squad, and some real badass monsters + ghosts.
  • the main characters are jade foster (jenna,) miles davenport (michael,) and reese macklin (rich, who is pissed that his character purposely has a first name that’s terrible for lisps FUCK YOU JEN)
  • the covers are similar to the original nancy drew books, with the first cover having the trio of kids walking down a hallway, miles on the left with an old dual screen recorder, jade the leader in the middle with a flashlight, and reese on the right with his fists ready. they look different from their irl counterparts, but anyone in the squad could instantly recognize rich’s grin, michael’s furrowed eyebrows, and jenna’s determined eyes
  • the rest of the squad appear as side characters and they all receive first edition copies of each book. michael likes to shrug noncommittally when new friends or coworkers, upon learning he knows The Ms. Rolan and start connecting the dots, ask if miles the techie might be even loosely based off him. rich likes to tell everyone. including the target cashier. 
  • per bird’s exact words, “my favorite quote from reese is in the second book where he says “oh, speaking of throat based humor–"” because almost 100% of reese’s dialogue jenna snagged from the irl source
  • jenna is repeatedly praised for her careful handle on sensitive teenage topics and how it feels to be on different tiers of the social hierarchy in high school. this is the highest praise she could ever get after her less than sensitive past, and jenna definitely cries while reading the reviews
So I’m already seeing people play a game of telephone with Dream Daddy discourse

There’s people who are citing those who have been told by a friend of a friend who may or may not have played the game why it’s SUPER HOMOPHOBIC and how disappointed they are that they cannot buy it now etc all up in my gaming circles rn and it’s making me slowly lean my head against the wall and hum “Mad World” to myself, tbqh.

And not naming any names but there’s also half-truths and hyperbole going around from people who seem to mostly just not… like the game. Like, I’ve seen people say “it MUST be queerbaiting, bc I thought the game felt soulless, so they clearly don’t care about gay couples!” Like no, you just didn’t like the damn game.

So let’s clear up a couple things.

  • Multiple people, including at least one writer, who worked on this game in important capacities are LGBT. This was not made by an “all cishet team”.
  • There is no “cult ending”. There is a maybe-happening-maybe-not Halloween DLC (as confirmed by an artist who worked on the game, albeit not through official channels) that isn’t accessible in game at the moment but was found by data mining. Even if you think a parody ending involving jokey violence is inherently homophobic (spoiler: I think that’s stupid and limiting to LGBT media, go away), the context of it being halloween themed DLC puts a different framing on that altogether. HALLOWEEN IS THE GAYEST FUCKIN HOLIDAY GUYS PLZ
  • It’s not canon. Seriously. DD has no “bizarre twist”. It has an unused side-route that was horror themed.
  • Any and all humour in the premise is just Dad jokes. There’s no goddamn gay jokes, guys. “It’s funny and gay and therefore homophobic!” is obnoxious as shit, sorry not every Big Ol’ Queer wants to live a pious, humourless existence. I’ve played through most of this game by now and it’s not got fucking gay jokes (or trans jokes) in it.
  • There’s legit a good discussion to be had about the way Joseph’s ending plays into some uncomfortable tropes, but I’m gonna be honest, “never allow for anything except a 100% happy ending, for any character” is not a useful mindset to enter that discussion with. “It sucks that the character resembling some real-life experiences around being a closeted religious figure is the one who doesn’t get a ‘good ending’“ is closer to a good jumping off point.
  • (Also, I see u all telling trans fans, fans of colour, etc not to get a game where they get treated decently bc you think the blonde Christian got the short end of the stick.)
  • It’s short because it’s an £11 indie game not because They Don’t Care About The Gays or w/e jesus christ chill.

I keep coming back to the stupid “cult ending” bullshit bc it’s like, my guy, “lgbt people are often demonized so doing a joke route where someone is literally possessed is Bad” is allowed to be taken in a slightly different context when the followup is “also nobody important in this game is goddamn heterosexual and the actual content of the game is totally different to this”. Criticism of media isn’t supposed to be a binary checklist of “does or does not have [x]”, you’re supposed to engage with it using the context of the work. Can you- and lbr, a lot of this is coming from cishet allies- just CHILL and let us have a sense of HUMOUR once in a while.

anyway i played a trans dude dad and gay dated and gay fucked some dudes and had a blast, it was SWEET, dd is a fun game

So I’m watching The Crown on Netflix, real banger of a show, and Prince Phillip goes “you’ve taken my career and my home and my family name from me what kind of marriage is this” and I was like shit. he’s the woman in a traditional marriage. that’s a completely normal classic marriage, it’s just that the gender roles are reversed. I don’t know if that was intentional from the show writers but DAMN

Supernatural:  10 Lessons From Tonight’s Episode

“Regarding Dean,” Episode 11, Season 12

1.  Dean canonically loves bunnies, and should have one with him at all times. 

Add it to the list of bunker animals, along with Sam’s dog and Cas’s guinea pig.

It also helps that the bunny sort of looks like him. 

Like, come on.  Tell me you don’t see the resemblance.

2.  He’s also taking steps towards being more open about who and what he loves.

Baby steps, Dean.  Baby steps.

3.  This is not a sentence I ever expected to hear come out of Dean’s mouth, but I am insanely glad that it did.

4.  Nor was this one, though honestly it’s just as good.

5.  Honestly, this whole exchange was just pure, bisexual gold.

*Cough* As soon as you walked in, you had the hots for Larry. *Cough*

6.  Dean needs and deserves to use a grenade launcher, and I am shocked and enraged that he hasn’t.

Look at the anguish on his face.  Just let him shoot the damn grenades, you monsters.

7.  Rowena, like any sane person, loves giving Dean nose boops. 

Get it, gurl!  LOL, this is honestly such a cute, fun episode. :)  

8.  …Okay, maybe it’s not so fun. 

9.  I TAKE IT BACK, THIS EPISODE IS THE PERSONIFICATION OF EMOTIONAL ANGUISH. 

DEAN, BABY, PLEASE DON’T CRY.  I’LL TAKE YOU IN MY ARMS AND CUDDLE YOU AND TELL YOU YOUR NAME UNTIL EVERYTHING’S ALRIGHT AGAIN.

10.  Dean is a raging bisexual, and everyone just needs to come to terms with that.

Come on, SPN writers:  show me one heterosexual man who derives that much enjoyment from riding a mechanical bull.  Point one out to me.  I’ll wait.  Never mind the fact that he’s way too good at riding things for someone who’s never shown much interest in horses.  

Jesus fucking Christ. 


Overall rating:  9/10 for cuteness, Larry, and making me cry like a little bitch.  One point redacted for forced heterosexuality, but otherwise an amazing and very memorable ep from a solid season.  Honorable mention for the perennially patient Sammy.

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anonymous asked:

Fav sterek fics?

I have 402 bookmarks on AO3, how do I choose favorites?! I guess I can try ; ; here’s my pathetic attempt at a sterek rec list (fics added as I find them in my bookmarks, not by favorites):


The Boy and the Beast by Dira Sudis (dsudis) [116k, M]

In which events in Beacon Hills go rather differently from the start, and a Beauty and the Beast (ish) story ensues. (Scott is not a teacup and no one sings about their feelings.)

Safety in Silence by Survivah [66k, M]

It’s perfectly understandable. Even Derek wouldn’t want to be Derek’s soulmate.

Easy Trouble by Survivah [55k, M]

Derek+Stiles+fairies = love spell

“Make love to me,” Derek demands.

What.

Where The Inevitable Isn’t by Survivah [41, M]

Stiles has a magical thingamajig that’s supposed to get him out of danger. Trouble is, it took him really, really far out of danger. Like, to the point where he isn’t in the same universe anymore.

“A part of Stiles had been thinking that he’d come home, and just go, ‘hey, Derek, are we mates and you just haven’t said anything about it?’ and Derek would reply, ‘now you mention it, we are indeed! Now come to my bedchamber, where we will have super hot sex and then cuddle after!’”

A Simple Life by Survivah [13k, T]

Derek plans to spend the rest of his life holed up in the woods after Laura dies. Then he meets a stubborn young fox, and the stubborn young fox meets an urn of Deaton’s magic powder, and his plans change.

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Something There

Pairing: Bucky X Reader

Words: 871

Warnings: Fluff

Anon asked “Can you write a Bucky x reader fic where they have been best friends for ages and Bucky loves the reader (platonic) and one day they are doing something and he watches the reader smiling or laughing and it’s he realizes he is in love with her and kisses her or something fluffy please”

A/N: Some fluff to mend your broken hearts after that last request. Let me know if you want to be tagged.

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Writing Star Wars fanfic like...
  • Is superweapon one word or two? 
  • Do they have lambs in a Galaxy far, far away? Or do they sacrifice porgs?
  • Please don’t sacrifice porgs
  • Shit, I hope that metaphor isn’t weird. 
  • I’m going to change it back to lambs
  • Never mind let me check
  • FIVE MILLION WOOKIEEPEDIA TABS
  • It’s Theron not Theorn!
  • God damn it, Mac, stop autocorrecting character names!
  • Shit now you’ve learned Theorn and are autocorrecting to that
  • HEAVY DRINKING
  • Mace Window
  • Crap I just used the word “God”, they say something else don’t they?
  • HEAVIER DRINKING
  • Holo-[noun]
There is something happening inside of my heart and I can’t give you the coordinates as to where it has traveled. I have left my words near lips that say wouldn’t you know, I didn’t want to stay. I can’t tell you if I’ll be okay by tomorrow, but my god, I will proudly stand here just to give you hope that I will be alright. I’m too young to be this sad and the really shitty part is most days– I don’t know why I’m sad at all, I just am. Like the stillness of a song right before the chorus breaks in, or the part of the movie when the piano comes in– I am more than a pile of broken bones waiting to reshape everything that I once knew as more than sorrow and promises of yeah, I’ll be right here tomorrow. We don’t get to choose how it ends, hell, we don’t even get to pick who we fall in love with. Or so it goes. Or so she’ll know. Or so I’ve said. Or so she wrote. Or so I’ll be. Or so I am. A poet’s favorite poem will always be his first, regardless if it was terrifyingly cheesy– I keep my arms wrapped around the idea that I’ll come to my senses some day. Nostalgia likes to haunt the upside down hillside heart that breaks when thoughts become to tender and you’ve been trying to toughen yourself up– one simple mistake can change your whole life, one simple love can change your whole perspective, one simple night can bloom your mind into a rose garden made to never wilt and if I put two and two together, where are we in all of this? If you are moonlight that keeps me up, if you are sunshine that fuels the youth, if you are the coldest winter upon lips that want nothing more than to kiss you back to sleep, if you are the hottest summer breaching through my veins just to say that I have been meaning to see you again, if you are in love with me and I’m not in love with you, if you surrender the truth just to hear a tainted lie, if you wake up and I’m not around, if you’re alone and I’m no longer alive, if I’m nothing but more memories that you can’t forget, if I’m just another person who isn’t worth your time, if I’m a fool for you just like how you’re a fool for me, if I am made from the saddest poems and you always knew how and when to say it’s okay if you’re not, if I’m just here and you’re just there, if you’ve got feelings for me and I can’t reciprocate the feelings, if I’m too complicated and hard to love, if you’ve made things between us this much more confusing, if I am not how you imagined, if I’m disfigured and no longer retain my youth some day, if I can’t speak and lose my sight, if I’m dying because of the ashes in my lungs, if I’m no longer a writer and not as sweet, if I no longer remember your name and I can’t provide home, if I’m lost and never find my way back to never land, if I’m just a word that I can’t utter to you, if I’m melted snow and you are the sun, if I’m a nuclear meltdown and you are Mother Nature, if I’m the candle wax and you’re the flame that’ll go out some day, if we’re just too damn stubborn to leave this as it is, if this world was perfect and I knew how to love you right, if I felt better and wasn’t so self-conscious, if I could accept your feelings for me without comparing you to another that had hurt me, if I could be anything for you, if I lost my freewill, if I lost my ability to decide, if I am sadness and you are joy, if I am nothing but the tears falling down your eyes, if I am everything that has pushed you away, if I am every excuse that a man has ever said to you, if I break your heart today and tomorrow, if love wasn’t so damn complex and I wasn’t afraid to love people– if I wasn’t scared shitless to fall in love with people, do you think that this could work?
—  The Tenth Circle of Hell
haha yea those two WOULD be cute together wouldn’t they? I don’t think I’ll end up making that canon though hahaha
—  Famous last words of a writer before a pairing consumes their life

me after watching season 1: what?! Wolfie never said Kala’s name out loud!

me when watching Christmas special: please say her name. please say her name. please say her name, Wolfie.

wolfgang: enjoy yourself Mrs. Rasal

me:

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me when watching season 2 finale: yes! this is the moment! you said you love her. now say her name Wolfie! say it!

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* out of nowhere * Whispers:

Kala. Ms. Kala Rasal. Thank you, Wolfgang. You see how easy that was?

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me: NO! YOU JUST MADE IT MORE FUCKING DIFFICULT YOU ASSHOLE!

anonymous asked:

I'm not trying to be rude but I don't understand why people love David so much. He is not at all perfect. I don't know much about him but I just don't see it. Why do you like him? I'm really just curious.

Hello, Anon

Let me tell you about David Duchovny. The man who attended Princeton and Yale and his (never-written) thesis was called “The Schizophrenic Critique of Pure Reason in Beckett’s Early Novels.” Who envisioned his life as staying in academia to make a living and then taking summers off writing novels. The man who only tried out acting in his late twenties because of liking the idea of collaboration… “I thought if I’m gonna write plays I should learn something about speaking the lines that I might try to write.”

So, he became an actor. He appeared in some commercials, Red Shoes Diaries, Twin Peaks, and the movie Kaliforgia before he’s been cast as FBI Agent Fox Mulder in 1994. He was sure that his show will tank ‘cause sooner or later you have to show the people some aliens otherwise they will be pissed’. Well, the show did not tank, it became a phenomenon. Which meant that the actors went from total obscurity to worldwide stardom…This caused lot of tension, things were said and done, and so the dark ages happened in the 90s. ‘He went nuts and crazy and had a very bad year as a result of him being in a “particularly bad mood’ But years passed by and here we are.

By 2017, he had some projects that failed, some that were successful. But he just keeps moving forward trying new things. He wrote and directed his own movie, several TV show episodes, won a Golden Globe for Californication, did a play in New York. He is on the advisory board of Target Zero and frequently speaks up on political issues. He published two books, one of them is a New York Time bestseller. He learnt to play the guitar, toured the US (twice) and Europe with his debut album, Hell or Highwater. His second album is about to be released and next tour stop is Australia. He is proud of his legacy; The X-files, Mulder & Scully, and he is the biggest shipper out there. He started to attend Comic Cons and does ‘Meet and Greet’ on his concerts, book signings. When his schedule is free, he loves driving his kids wherever they need to be and watching Dancing with the Stars or MSR shipper videos on Youtube. He skips leg days in the gym but definitely spends enough time working on those arms He does great pranks on set and occasionally lets his fans to steal his cab. He has a dog named Brick who owns a Donald Trump chew-toy. … 

Now, if I could go back to the 90s and tell David Duchovny the story of how he became this humble, kind, funny, ZEN master, writer, singer, actor, activist and daaaaamn fine looking, beautiful man, who is about to shoot the 11th season of the same damn show he tried to leave so eagerly, he would definitely not believe me. 

All the obvious things I’m tired repeating over and over again, but once more unto the breach, dear friends...
  1. Mark Gatiss, Steven Moffat, any member of the cast and crew, doesn’t owe the haters a thing. They’ve every damn right in the universe to do with their show what they please.
  2. Sending them hate and threats won’t change that. It just makes you look like a whiny kid, yelling cause you didn’t get what you wanted.
  3. Just cause something in the show doesn’t fit your theory, doesn’t mean it’s unimportant, senseless or unnecessary.
  4. Calling a gay man fake, or homophobe doesn’t have anything to do with ‘just having a different opinion”
  5. Just cause some of us ship pairings like Sherlolly, Adlock or Warstan doesn’t mean we’re homphobes.
  6. Sending hate to our writers, cast and crew doesn’t make you look like a mature person
  7. Hate isn’t something good. You’re hurting people who didn’t deserve it.
  8. Mark and Steven have every damn right in the universe not to make S5, just cause of your pointless hate.
  9. You’re giving our fandom a terrible name. Just think and stop.

Feel free to add to this list.

Alright, I’m sick of all of this “Donna doesn’t deserve this promotion” or “Donna’s being annoying and it’s making me not like her” bullshit. We are gonna stop this right here. 

“she was more fun as a secretary, and she should go back to just rocking her role as that.”
ya know what, harvey’s not doing the greatest job as managing partner and was awesome just having his name on the door, should he just back down? No. this season is obviously going to be a lot about him growing in to his role, and rising to the challenge he has chosen to take. Donna should be allowed just the same benefit of the doubt. Who’s to say she can’t go on as COO and still be the remarkably witty character we know and love? Honestly, if the writers would just give her some damn time outside of having to defend her position to everyone and let her be her damn self, maybe we could actually see her being just as awesome as she was before as just a secretary.

“it was so unreasonable; she’s unqualified and doesn’t have a law degree. there’s no way she’d be partner in real life.”
ok umm if you have this thought, then have you been watching suits at all? the whole basis of the show started off on Mike being a fraud and then coming back to PSL after being convicted and then leaving prison. (did we all forget harvey also snuck mike out of prison so that he could see his fiance and remember how much he wants to go home???)  I don’t see Mike being a big deal for anyone else. you really wanna start on being realistic now? as korsch so kindly reminded us a couple of days ago, this is a tvshow. you can throw all the “BUT IN THE US ABA LAWBOOK #34598389457987 PART 2 A ROMAN NUMBERAL V THIS IS ILLEGAL” in the trash. we care about character development and personal growth, not how accurately this show reflects real life. Harvey’s therapist admitted she had fantasies about him, for christ’s sake. Harvey’s ass wasn’t fired on the spot for hiring a fraud who came in with drugs into an interview. 

“she doesn’t know anything, she’s gonna fuck up.”
yeah, and??? we’re all human??? you’re going to tell me that louis litt’s temper tantrums were justified??? all 6 seasons??? the time he punched harvey in the face?? the time he got upset over his cat??? the time he yelled at Stu and tried to get them evicted even though it was completely irrational?? the time he leveraged Mike’s secret to get his name on the door??? 

and don’t even get me started  on how many times she’s prevented all of these *colorful personalities* from fucking up themselves. Louis throwing a fit about Norma? Handled that. Mike and Harvey can’t make up because occasionally their heads are too far up their asses? also handled that. Louis jumping ship to Daniel Hardman? handled it. Scottie wanting to sort out her feelings with Harvey? handled it. Daniel Hardman himself? did we forget that she slapped him?

“she only got it because Harvey has a soft spot for her.”
Where the hell do you think she got that vote of faith from, buying him a bagel and a coffee every morning? No. You can’t ignore the fact that they’ve been a team for more than 12 years. If she wasn’t competent or capable, she would have been fired long ago. instead, we have scenes with Donna telling Harvey that “sometimes we need a little help” or convincing Louis to be rational and not use the tape admitting Harvey’s in therapy against him. where would harvey even be without her? probably in some jail cell with cameron dennis back in season 1 when he didn’t have the heart turn on his superior. 

“she’s so annoying now, totally ruining suits for me”
GOD FORBID A WOMAN WHO HAS WORKED HER ASS OFF FOR 15 YEARS STARTS TO GO AFTER WHAT SHE WANTS WHEN THE OPPORTUNITY ARISES!!!!!! FOR SHAME!!! 

truth of the fact is, yeah, maybe it’s a far stretch, but it is nothing out of ordinary in the suits world, nor is it deserving of all this criticism. PSL is an empty shell, everyone left, she has spent a large part of her entire time being everyone’s emotional punching bag and keeping everyone from sawing off each other’s legs, and after 12+ years-

If you were a) a badass secretary who knew everyone and everything, thus making you b) a very valuable asset to the firm and c) had to dictate Louis’s dictaphone at one point on a daily basis at one point in your life, fucking look me in the eye and tell me that you wouldn’t take up this opportunity if it presented itself to you in a heartbeat.

anonymous asked:

hi, do you know of any good red riding hood AUs? :-)

The Wolf in Red by siojo

She passes it down, from mother to child, from father to child, until it ends up in his hands. The story and the cloak just as they where the day they were made.

Little red riding hood the nephilim by Zarhara

“Stiles tell me you understand” His mum pleaded. “You are not allowed to talk about your biological fathers with anyone except me. Not even John” She waited for him to nod his head before continuing “And you can’t use your powers, okay. No matter how much you want to. The demons will find you, if you do. You can only use your powers in emergencies, when there are no other way out. Do you understand ?” Stiles nodded, willing to give his mother anything, if she would just be happy again. “Good. Now enough about stupid rules. John is at the police station, and Gabriel is coming to pick us up, so we can spend the entire day with your fathers. Sound fun?” She asked, smiling. Stiles nodded his head again, his own smile breaking out on his face.

Or : Stiles is the nephilim son of Archangel Gabriel and Hunter Sam Winchester. Stiles is hunted by both demons and angels, but he will do everything in his power to keep his new pack safe. Still, keeping the secret is getting harder, and harder.
Stiles just need a bit more time, but Derek has apparently never heard of personal space, that makes the secret harder to keep. And worse is that Stiles seem to react really funny to getting his personal space invaded.

Emissary by VincentMeoblinn

Derek believes that his mate has died until someone unexpected proves him wrong, but his future mate is unwilling and possibly suicidal. Once their connection is made Derek knows he will have a year to win Stiles over or die from his mate’s rejection so he turns to Scott for help. When foolish plans fail to win Stiles over Derek turns to a books to help him seduce his mate and discovers that magic comes in many forms.

Blood and Silver by tanwencooper

Once upon a time there was a boy who lived on the edge of the deep, dark forest and in the forest there lived a big bad wolf…

Stiles’ father has been paranoid about him ever since his mother died, making him wear a red cloak to ward off the monsters of the forest. When he defies his father’s wishes Stiles is rescued from the last of the Wolves, his former mentor Derek, by the hunter Kate Argent. But all is not as it seems to Stiles. Maybe the wolf isn’t as big or as bad as he has been told.

Sterek vs. Little Red Riding Hood by LillianDeLooney

Once upon a time, there was a boy called Little Red, after the red hoodie he wears everywhere he goes. One day, the boy - better known as Stiles - walks through the woods to visit his grandmother. His father has ordered him to stay strictly on the path, but naturally he doesn’t listen. Which leads him to a wolf named Derek, who isn’t sure he wants the boy in his territory.

Red Against the Snow by Ember

Little Red Riding Hood isn’t just one story. People are mistaken about that. Hell, Grimm wasn’t even original about it. The first guy to publish it was actually Charles Perrault, a french writer who wrote shit for the Louis XIV’s court. And damn, there was nothing subtle about it.

Stiles is trapped for the holidays in the cabin of a strange man/hermit named Derek. A strangely friendly wolf befriends Stiles during his stay. It’s up to the teenager to find out why Derek has secluded himself from society, what the feelings he’s beginning to have means, and what the connection between the mysterious man and the mysterious black wolf is.

The Writers

Something I do not understand is how on earth the writers didn’t already have everything planned out. I understand that they weren’t expecting to be renewed up to season 7. However, I feel as a writer you have this mentally planned. As a writer of a hit tv show known to be popular for its fan theories, I would make sure that everything tied together down to the last detail. I’m not just saying this because of PLL but also for other shows. Like Gossip Girl, the identities of these major characters weren’t decided until they were about to shoot. At least that’s what it feels like. The whole CeCe being Big A wasn’t something I was expecting. I mean everyone on here had serious thought out theories, down to the specific things such as why Ezra’s last name is Fitzgerald. And a book that Ali was reading on a specific scene, etc. Overall, I just want to be able to say, “damn those writers deserved that job because damn that was a good story they wrote.” Not finishing watching the finale and think to myself they must have pulled the writers out of the street while they walked by to head to their non related writing job. Am I the only one thinking this?

Confessions of the Not-So Innocent (M)

Genre: Angst/Smut

Characters: Sehun/Chanyeol/Yixing/Jongdae

POV: First Person

Word Count: 2,125 

Plot: Will you lend an ear to a stranger?

Warning(s): Mature content & language

**Thank you to the wonderful @loser-dot-com​ for the awesome moodboard! <333**


Will you let me vent to you? I have something that I just need to get off my chest. 

You will?

Well… here goes nothing.

It’s been said before that we all have a story to tell, but mine is just a little more difficult to explain.


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Hey so orange is the new black spoilers, heads up:

This season was really fucking weird?? It had its moments and some good points about shitty prison systems, but overall was just super dark and…. weird???? A lot happened.

But one part that really pissed me off was Pensatucky and Coates, like he fucking raped her. He r a p e d her. And now it seems like the writers are making him out to be all apologetic and kind and respectful of her boundaries. They got in a relationship and that’s so fucked up. Come on.

Taystee’s actress (Danielle I’m forgetting her last name sorry EDIT: Brooks) deserves all the awards holy damn.

So does Uzo. I loved Suzanne’s speech to herself on the mirror, I want to see gifs of that immediately.

A lot of the flashback scenes seemed unnecessary. We got stuff for people we’ve already seen backgrounds for, and some of it didn’t add to the characters at all. I kinda wanted to see some more for new people.

Fuck Piscatella. Fuck his backstory. Was that supposed to be romantic? I don’t give a shit if he’s gay, he’s still got power over that inmate and their relationship is NOT ok. That made me so uncomfortable. And the murder was really disturbing to watch. I’m glad he got shot.

Alison ripping her hijab off when the police came in broke my heart.

Anyway that’s all I have for now. What did other people think.

EDIT: also the FUCKING NAZIS WERE MADE OUT TO BE GOOD GUYS LIKE WTF THEYRE NAZIS HOLY SHIT OITNB WRITERS WHAT
Sin City

Was it requested: No, mate. 

Fandom: Game of Thrones

Pairing:
Robb Stark/reader, Ramsay Bolton/reader (brief/hardly any detail)

Rating:
Your gran will drag me down to Hell and just throw me in like “Goodbye” before she drops like 20 eclairs on me. 

Warnings: Swearing, violence, light smut, angst. 

Summary: A young writer named Robb Stark embarks on a journey from his home to what is known as ‘Sin City’ to look for inspiration for his novel. However, he meets the cabaret actress and courtesan y/n, at the Moulin Rouge, and he falls in love with her. But does she feel the same? What will become of Robb? 

Author’s Note: The reason this took me so long was because, damn, it’s long. And also because I kept getting stuck. Also, this is a fucking mess.

Tagging: @tinaruthbelcher @lj-laufeypevensieweasley@evyiione@dont-hate-relate-pls

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