damn it why was this hard

anonymous asked:

Are you afraid of Austria? He seems kind of off...

A &H : Why are people having such a view of us? Did you bad mouth your parents Luci?~

L:I-..I don’t know.. I- No..

A: Now now, don’t make your mother upset, you know how sensible my dear wife is~.

H: Why are people seeing me this way!?What did you do?!

L: I..don’t know.(-looks at camera-it’s your fault) 

I’m just gonna - @austria2pask

okay but why during the thrill of first love does andrew fucking go hard to grab christian’s butt. like damn, he could’ve just gently held it but no he went for it all. did christian say anything about it? what was their conversation after that like? I have questions here

TEACHER: I’ve finished checking up all of your final exams! These exams take 25% of your final grade. I know all of you worked very hard for it.

(No, they didn’t)

TEACHER: I can say i’m pretty proud that some of you studied hard and the efforts really payed off.

TEACHER: Some of you still got a little work to do, but you’re already halfway there!

TOM: Are you kidding me?!

TOM: Ugh, why a D? I can’t believe I got a lower score than Edd!

EDD; Huh? Where am I? 

YANOV: Hey Paul, how much did you get this time?

PAUL: Lemme…WAIT- WHAT THE FUCK?! AN F? Why did I get an F?

YANOV: Huh, weird. I thought you didn’t give a damn about your grades…

PAUL: What?! NO! I mean- This is different, Yanov. These are the finals, my mom is gonna murder me if she finds out…

YANOV: Heeeey, easy there. It can’t be that bad. Besides, the exam was difficult anyways, I don’t think anyone got a perfect score.

TEACHER; By the way, I’d like to congratulate the only student on the whole classroom who got a perfect 100% score! Our newest student-

YANOV: Nevermind…

PATRYK: I just did my best, Miss!

PAUL: …Can I just-

YANOV: Paul, we’ve had this talk before . That’s illegal

why is it so hard for some people to remember that IT is liTERALLY A BOOK FOR ADULTS??? like i read it when I was a kid but this book and movie and everything is technically for adults!!! stop trying to make me feel bad for being an adult and enjoying IT pls!!

Things That Nearly Happened [TWiFFON]


It’s been a while since I started TWiFFON, and for those of you who’ve seen the outline-fic-idea-thing that kick-started this entire mess, you’ve probably seen the deviations from what I’d initially planned, even now. 

Some of the bigger changes were because as I went along, and time passed, I couldn’t help but feel that the early draft was overly vindictive. This is meant to be self-indulgent, yes, but as it is I’m herding cats and dogs to keep everything on track, and just bashing for no reason sounds exhausting on a level I’m trying to not think too hard about [cough emotions cough]. 

So, a bit of a roll-call as to what’s changed since I posted the first chapter, and up to now. Plus some commentary on the process, because why not. Under the cut, because it got pretty damn long [you guys know how I roll].

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jackrobertavery  asked:

Megan, London and Jack 💘

megan x jack • for @jackrobertavery


“please, for the love of god. please don’t be in love with someone else.”


you’re a childhood friend of jack’s. you two grew up together. you spent a lot of time hanging around the boys and why don’t we had become a big part of your life. through this, the last couple have been really hard for you. you knew damn well you’d fallen for jack and you’d fallen hard, but you could never see him falling back. jack just kept on bringing home girls and it was breaking you. corbyn could see this, so he asked you about it. you two stayed up until 3 in the morning talking about it in the boys backyard. “so you’ve got feelings for him?” he asked you. “i’m whipped. so hard.” you said in reply. “well, megan, what are you gonna do? you can’t just let him keep doing this to you.” “i can’t do anything, corbyn, i can’t tell him not to like other girls just because i like him, i can’t make his decisions for him.” “you know something? if i didn’t know better i’d say he does all this sleeping around trying to repress feelings.” and with that, corbyn got up and left. leaving you with just a blanket and your thoughts. after around ten minutes, jack came out and sat down on the wooden step next to you. you sat in silence, minus the typing noises coming from jack’s phone. “who are you texting?” you ask quietly, voice soft and cautious. “uh, laura, no, lauren, maybe lana?” “oh. cool.” “are you okay megan? you seem… off.” “no, it’s nothing. promise.” “don’t bullshit with me, it’s been far too long for you to be able to accomplish that.” “i, i just- why do you sleep around with all these girls?” (haHa reference) “you lead them on and then you break their hearts and what for? a little bit of fun?” you said, firing up at him. if only you knew corbyn was right. he was just trying to fill the hole the feelings for you had drilled into the curly headed boy. “megan why are you getting so mad? if i didn’t know any better i’d sa-“ “you’d say what jack? i had feelings for you? so what it’s not like that matters to you. i’m going inside, i’m not staying in your room i’ll make zach swap with me until i can go the fuck home.” “megan-“ “no, jack i don’t wanna he-“ “MEGAN” you stop, mid sentence. he looked deep into your eyes. it was completely silent. not a word from the boy, just heavy breathing. he moved his face closer to yours and finally gave you what you had wanted all this time. you break away from the kiss. “promise me this won’t be one of your one night things.” “oh no, my dear friend, this, this shit’s forever.”


okay so i’m pretty proud of this one! i hope it made you happy 💓

“If foreign names are so hard why don’t you have trouble pronouncing [insert celebrity here]?”

Because their name is well-known and repeated throughout TVs and newspapers and magazines EVERYWHERE so naturally, people will become familiar with names they’ve heard a lot and know how to pronounce them properly.

It’s not a conspiracy to purposely mispronounce your non-English name, nor is it English speakers not caring enough. We just haven’t heard your name a million times.


I tried drawing Juvia’s major appearances from memories. It’s not completely accurate but if I tried to look it up I would be there for hours, and I had only an hour before class. 


An Alpha!Bucky One-Shot

Character Pairing: Alpha!Bucky Barnes x Omega!Reader

Word Count: 5,109 (oops!)

Warnings: NSFW 18+ EXPLICIT Smut! A/B/O Dynamics, fingering, sexual penetration, slight(?) impregnation kink, unprotected sex, a NSFW gif, some angst (blink and you miss it), language, dirty talk…

A/N: I make my own rules. 

 You smelt him before you saw him.

Your senses came alive when you saw him walk through the main entrance.


He exuded the title perfectly.

This isn’t the first time you had seen him at the museum but this was the closest you had ever gotten to him. He was at the ticket counter, smiling at Mandy as he presented his membership card. The leather jacket he had on moved like soft butter as he put the card in his wallet before it went back into the side pocket.  

Catching a whiff of his scent in the air, you wanted to melt to the floor. Sandalwood. It was earthy and it warmed your whole body.

You could make out his voice from where you were hiding in the gift shop. It was deep and raspy as he talked to Mandy. He took off his baseball hat and ran his fingers through his thick brown hair. He stuffed the hat into the back pocket of his jeans as he laughed at something Mandy had said.

Damn her. You were jealous.

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there is a difference between being worried about jackson because he’s feeling down because you don’t want him to be hurt and wanting jackson not to be sad because you usually see him happy and you want him to entertain you and be one dimensional!!!!


gif request meme ⇝ emmerdale hs yearbook award themes

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