damn it walter

How the Hellsing characters are presented in the fandom:

Alucard: Will fuck anything that moves. Angsty VampireTM. Not even a monster, just an asshole with guns. No emotions except for sexual lust and blood lust. Nobody can control him, and if they can, they’re presented as assholes for getting in his way. He is also abusive.

Integra: Cold, emotionless bitch. Treats everyone like shit. More often than not, she’s the one standing in everyone’s happy ending. Gives 0 fucks about the people closest to her.

Seras: Basically walking boobs. “Ahhh oh nooo I’m a vampire???! Blood is super icky!!! Save me, Alucard!!”

Walter: Butler.

How the characters actually are:

Alucard: A complex character who has accepted his life after death. He has the maturity of someone who is centuries old; he doesn’t angst over what could have been with his life because he knows that he has to deal with the consequences of his actions. He is a sadistic, ruthless monster, and he knows it. But, he holds those he cares about with respect and would never cross their boundaries (though he will tease them). HE HAS NEVER AND WOULD NEVER ASSAULT INTEGRA OR SERAS.

Integra: She is a calculating, intelligent human being. She has emotions, but she usually has to suppress them for her line of duty and it causes her pain. She cares deeply about the people who live in her manor- deeply enough that they are capable of breaking her heart. She is a strong, commanding leader who doesn’t take shit from anyone, but she will do everything in her power to save innocent people and the people she cares about. She would not needlessly risk lives.

Seras: Strong, kind, and amazing. She struggles to retain her humanity and manages to smile while she does it. She doesn’t take shit either, even though she has a bit of a softer personality compared to Integra. Never assume she is weak. She is also a monster, just like Alucard, and she eventually comes to terms with it. She is a badass who kicks ass and takes names, and is not a damsel in distress or a walking set of tits. Seras is someone who has looked Hell in the face and still manages to brighten everyone’s lives with her amazing attitude. She was once a police officer, and is a vampire, so SPOILER ALERT: smack her ass and she will fucking rip your arms off, not blush and giggle.

Walter: He presents a cool and collected façade. He can pass for the average butler, but don’t think for one second that a butler is all he is. He is a hard-ass killing machine who wanted to prove himself worthy of being remembered. He didn’t want to evade the history books; he wanted to be known as the man who defeated the monster, and so he became a traitor. He is a wolf in sheepskin, and he is almost as sadistic as Alucard himself. Despite this, however, he DOES care about Integra and Seras; just not as much as he cares about himself, his ego, and his petty and childish “rivalry” he has going on with Alucard.

What I’m Writing Meme

List all the things you’re currently working on in as much or little detail as you’d like, then tag some friends to see what they’re working on. This can be writing, art, vids, gifsets, whatever.

Tagged by @gerec (thank you very much :) ) 

Tagging (only if you want to of course) : @holy-cherik, @pinkoptics, @cherikyassss, @l-p-r-o-c-k, @fassandavoy, @lehnsharks, @chuckxavier, @kingkaneda

1. David/Walter fic

I really want – NEED – to write something for these two, and I actually started writing something last night, but nothing has happened yet, and it’s very strange. I’m confused by my own writing because I don’t recognize my style. Does it make any sense? Anyway I won’t stop. 

2. Shame gifset

I made a gifset about the gay club scene, but I don’t know if I should release it or not. Should I add more light, less light? Faster, slower? 

3. Michael Fassbender gifset

I’m really tempted to make a gifset about his damn neck. So, a neck porn gifset. Should I? I’m so very shallow. 

  • Dylan: [in front of a broken coffee maker] Who broke it?
  • Everyone: ...
  • Dylan: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Henley: ...
  • Henley: I did. I broke i-
  • Dylan: No, no you didn’t. Merritt?
  • Merritt: Don’t look at ME… look at Danny.
  • Danny: What? I didn’t break it.
  • Merritt: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  • Danny: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
  • Merritt: Suspicious.
  • Danny: No, it’s not!
  • Lula: If it matters, probably not, but Walter was the last one to use it…
  • Walter: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Lula: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Walter: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, LULA.
  • Henley: No, no, let’s not fight. I broke it, Dylan, let me pay for it.
  • Dylan: NO. Who broke it?
  • Danny: ...
  • Danny: Dylan? Jack's been awfully quiet-
  • Jack: REALLY.
  • Danny: Yeah, REALLY.
  • Jack: OH MY-
  • [later, as everyone’s fighting]
  • Dylan: I broke it. I got frustrated with everyone bickering and I punched it. [looks back at them fighting] Now they have to learn how to settle arguments on their own.
  • Dylan: ...
  • Dylan: Alma's going to kill me.
Hellsing Headcanon Time!!!: amusement park
  • Through the magic of me being the one writing this shit our favorite monsters that kill the other monster are at the amusement park. How are they doing, what are they doing?
  • Alucard: lurks in the shadows of the haunted house. Integra assumed he went home but no he's frightening hipsters. Only the hipsters.
  • Integra: I guess I could go on a ride or two. The Ferris wheel might be nice.
  • Seras: look a petting zoo! Roller coaster! Walter that ride goes upside down, let's go!
  • Walter: (what he says) I'm not sure I'm one for thrill rides Miss Victoria... (What he's thinking) "fuuuuuuucccckkkk yesssssss"
  • Pip: apparently this place has laser tag. He has not been seen since.
  • Anderson: "heathens, all of them. I'm going to pet the animals"
  • Major: Dok this place might be too much fun to blow up...just kidding!
  • Dok: what mad science created a deep fried Twinkie. I'll take 10.
  • Zorin: was not invited cause they suck
  • Heinkel and Yumie: *have been on the big roller coaster 20 times already and are showing no signs of slowing down. Part hard*
  • Maxwell: "Anderson do not touch the heathen animals!"
  • Captain: *totally not the dog in the petting zoo*

i have doodled TINGPERWOLS

tiny action pose practices with the fighter wolpertings + wanted to try my hand on drawing the Old and Tired Doggos of the wolperting city in my style

also Urs because the world needs more Urs art


Tom, Wally, and Gus, 1965

I Need Your Help Part 7

 Summary: Bucky gets an invitation to a family friends wedding and it turns out that his ex girlfriend will be attending as well. Panicked at the thought of seeing her, he asks you, his best friend to attend the wedding with him as his girlfriend in attempts to show his ex that he’s moved on.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Warnings: 40′s Bucky, maybe swearing, lil bit of fluff

A/N: This is getting quite long, I hope you guys are enjoying it though.

Originally posted by bitchevans

Bucky walks down the street with a smile on his face. He really liked you. He wondered how an actual relationship would be with you. More cuddles, more kisses, getting - ahem - intimate. Your face flashed through his mind the whole way to Walter’s Diner. He thought about how beautiful you are and how good you are for him.

Should he ask you out? He’d been asking himself that question all day. He wants to ask you out, take you out on a proper date and kiss you goodnight. He wants you call you his and actually mean it.

Bucky comes up to Walter’s Diner and pulls the door open. He immediately scans the room until his eyes lock with Walter’s. A smile forms on his lips when Bucky notices that Walter has seen him as well.

“Bucky Barnes, well I’ll be damned.” Walter chuckles as Bucky made his way over to him.

“Hey Walter.” Bucky grins just as Walter pulls him in for a hug.

“What’s going on Buckaroo? I haven’t seen you in eleven years! How old are you now? Fifty?” he jokes.

“Twenty-nine.” he corrects, followed by a chuckle. “I believe you’re the one who’s fifty.” they pull away from their hug and Walter laughs.

“You got me there.” he replied. “So what are you doin’ back here? Your mother said you moved to Manhattan.”

“Yeah I did but Kenneth is getting married in a couple of days and I decided to come down for the week before the wedding just to catch up with family and friends.” Bucky explains to the old man. Walter nods and motions to the stool in front of the counter they were standing next to.

“Sit down, sit down. I’ll get ya a drink while we catch up. I’m sure I’ve missed a lot over the years.” Walter smiles, turning around and making Bucky a chocolate milkshake; his favorite.

When Walter was done he placed it in front of Bucky. “Here ya go. On the house.”

Bucky smiles as he stares at the milkshake. He remembers when he would come running into the diner with his 10 cents, waving them around in his hand as he climbed onto the stool. He remembers always ordering a chocolate milkshake with extra whipped cream and two cherries at the top.

“Thanks Walter.” Bucky says as he takes the straw between his two fingers to bring it closer to his mouth.

“So what have you been up to?” Walter asks while leaning on the counter in front of Bucky. He takes a sip of his milkshake before speaking.

“Nothing much to be honest. Just been hangin’ around.” Bucky replied as he stirs his straw around.

“Any women in your life?” Walter reaches over and nudges Bucky with a smirk. “You were quite the flirt when you were younger.” Walter then throws his head back followed by a chuckle. “I remember when you would come in here and flirt with all the girls.” Bucky laughs softly, remembering his memories there at the diner. Of course he stopped flirting with girls once he started dating her.

“Uh, yeah I do actually.” he answers Walters question. “Her name is Y/N and she’s wonderful.” this catches Walter’s attention.

“Y/N you say?” Walter says and Bucky nods as he continues to drink his milkshake. “Sounds like a beautiful name.”

“It suits her quite well because she’s absolutely gorgeous.” Bucky compliments as a smile spreads across his lips.

“I take it you’re in love with this girl?” Walter questions and Bucky nearly chokes on his drink. Him in love with Y/N? Could he be? No. No he isn’t. Is he? Memories of him and Y/N flash through his mind quickly. He remembers when he first opened up to her about Carolyn and how Y/N comforted Bucky all night. He remembers their little ‘best friend movie dates’ they would have often and a smiles grows upon his lips.

“Yeah.” he nods, coming to terms with his feelings for you. He wasn’t thinking about anyone else but you, not even Carolyn. “Yeah I am.”

“How long have you two been dating? How’d you meet?” he asks the same questions as Bucky’s family did the night before. Bucky tells him what he had told his family and Walter nods. “Wait what happened with you and Carolyn? You two were attached at the hip.”

Bucky shuts his eyes at the mention of her name. He didn’t want to think about Carolyn. She made things worse for him. She made him second guess everything and he didn’t like that. He didn’t want to second guess his feelings for Y/N.

“We broke up a while back. She uh, she did something unforgiving to me.” was all Bucky told Walter. He didn’t like talking about her. He never really told anyone what actually happened between the two of them. The only people who knew were of course his parents and sister.

“Well I hope you weren’t planning on seeing her today.” Walter frowns and Bucky picks his head up.

“What do you mean?” he questions. Walter nods his head behind Bucky and he turns around in his chair slowly. There stood Carolyn with a small smile on her face as she made her way over to Bucky.

“I’m really glad Bucky found you.” Winifred says as you both looked through dresses. “I didn’t think he’d date anyone after what Carolyn did to him.”

“Yeah what she did was not okay.” you agree. You spot a dress and pull it out for her to see. “What about this?”

Winifred turns to you and smiles. “It’s beautiful, try it on.” you both walk to the dressing rooms and she waits outside for you.

“I just can’t believe Carolyn would do that. She didn’t seem like the type to do such a thing.” Winifred continues while you were in the process of putting on the dress. “My son never did anything to that girl, he loved her with everything he had and that’s how she repays him?”

“Bucky didn’t deserve that. He’s a good guy.” you respond, managing to zip up the dress by yourself. You think back to when Bucky told you about him and Carolyn. How she told him she wanted to date someone else; someone much more mature. She lost someone wonderful.

“I know you’ll treat him right. I look into your eyes and see only love for him.” she says and you smile. Love. You love Bucky Barnes. A blush makes its way to your cheeks as you thought about him. “That’s why I know you would never cheat on him like Carolyn did.” your smile immediately drops. She cheated? What? But Bucky told you she wanted to date someone more mature than him. He lied?

“She what?” you blurt.

“She cheated on him. Bucky cried for days until he made the decision to move to Manhattan. His father and I didn’t want him to go but he wanted to start fresh so we let him.” she explains and you stand inside the dressing room, still in shock. “Wait you didn’t know?”

“No, no, no, no I did.” you lie as you recover from your state of shock. “I just thought I didn’t hear you correctly but I did.”

“I never liked the girl anyways, always pretended to when he brought her over to the house.” she admits. “Well that’s in the past now. James has you and I can tell you’re good for him. Thank you for fixing his broken heart.”

A smile finds its way to your lips at her words. You’re cheeks are tinted pink and you clear your throat as you open the door and step out. “What do ya think?” you do a little twirl to show Winifred the dress and she smiles.

“It’s beautiful on you, dear. You have to get it.” she says. You look at yourself in the mirror, smoothing the front of the dress out.

“I think I will.” you murmur. As you stand in line to pay, you couldn’t help but think back to what Bucky’s mother had told you. Carolyn cheated on Bucky. Why would she do something so cruel to someone so amazing? You let out a sigh as you placed your dress down for the cashier to scan. You had to talk to Bucky about this when you got back to the house.

A/N: How do you guys like it so far?


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—  Walter Samuel, ex Argentina and Inter Milan defender, when asked about which defender of the current Argentina National Team convinces him? (10/10/17)