damn it voltage

Mun’s personal Dew list

This is the list that I will be using for any Dew m!a’s, dews not listed will follow the typical sfw list (which I will find and reblog soon… maybe)

Regular: energy boost/turn on (good coffee replacement if Squip is human) 

Red: shut down/ very bad allergic reaction if human 

Code red: anger/salt 

Whiteout: overstimulated, fuck them plox (or just lock them in a closet, whichever works) 

Livewire: H Y P E R 

Throwback: cuddle?? Cuddle :00 

Voltage: glitchy squip/bad stomach ache if human 

Dewsa: its the h8 sex (if human then they’ll probs just suffer cause they feel terrible… Damn you voltage) 

Game fuel: let them play video games. Challenge them to mario cart or smth they just wanna have fun 

Baja blast: h i g h squop 

Revolution: Cryptid hunter Squip. Conspiracy theories everywhere. (Will also be full of sass and not listen to anyone) 

Typhoon: Squip will destroy anything they can touch, will take over host’s arms to do this 

Super nova: Memory wipe, cannot be reversed if still a Squip. If Squip has turned human, then give them a new dew and the memories will return 

Spiked: drunk child 

Black label: Vampire phase, large fancy vocabulary… And they might try to bite you- 

White label: fancy buisness person, probably the fasion industry… Ask them to help with your wardrobe, it’s hideous 

Green label: They are a freaking mess. Seriously, you gotta take care of them. It’s like they haven’t left their house in days. (Imagine coming out of a large pit of depression, how would you make yourself seem like a living person again) If human, will probably just put them into a depression episode, comfort them and be nice… They might cry a few times. 

Kickstart: They’ve become like a teenager that only drinks energy drinks… Good luck (will be slightly different depending on the specific flavor of kickstart) 

Pitch black: Squip is either Emo or Goth, no in between. Nobody knows how it chooses which to do, but your Squip can be either. 

Distortion: Forces Squip into they’re “sexy anime [opposite gender] mode”. If human, Squip will just despise™ their body and it can’t be fixed till it wears off.

Note: Mun isn’t always comfortable with the sexual dews (see: white out and dewsa) But I don’t like any of the other headcanons- and can’t really think of my own better ones… so :/. This doesn’t mean you can’t send them in, just know that I might not do them (haha,,, dew them hahhaah)

Their Families Condition!

Sharing is Caring = TAKEDA clan

I can’t SLEEP without YOU! = TOKUGAWA clan

[So, back off you, Brat!]

[NO, PAPA! You get lost!]

BONUS! PAPA!TIME

IF IT’S HAPPENS IN THE FUTURE

Protected by the DARKNESS = KIRIGAKURE clan

[My GUARDIAN ANGEL HAS A PAIR OF BLACK WINGS]

[That’s not GUARDIAN ANGET! That’s a DEMON!]

[That’s for YOU, but FOR ME HE’S MY GUARDIAN ANGEL]

DAMN VOLTAGE LET HIM HAPPY! I’M DEPRESSED WITH ALL HIS SADNESS STORIES

BONUS! PAPA!TIME~

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR SMOLNINJA


The MATCH(P)IN(K) Family = MAEDA clan

It’s SHOCKING PINK!

Boys OVER FLOWER = UESUGI clan

Not a BONTENMARU Family = KATAKURA clan

[His NAME is …]

[NO! WE’RE NOT GONNA NAME OUR SON BONTENMARU!]

BONUS! PAPA!TIME

I’m HOME

MOTHERHEN Family = AKECHI clan

HAPPY-LOVEY-DOVEY Family = TOYOTOMI clan

BEAUTIES and THE SCHOOLAR = ISHIDA clan

[Chichi-ue, let’s play!]

[No!]

[Haha-ue, help me!]

[Sorry honey]

[I HATE YOU, GIRLS!]

[YES, YES, I LOVE YOU TOO, CHICHI-UE]

CANON! IT’S CANON! = SANADA clan

IT’S FUCKING CANON! GO CHECK HIS SEQUEL! HER NAME IS MOMO~

BONUS! PAPA!TIME

it’s ANGST, YO! [BASED FROM ONE OF HIS SEQUEL ENDING]

YUKIMU-DIED

FLAT earth VS GLOBE earth = ODA clan

LUKEWARM = DATE CLAN

[People say that Papa is so COLD but actually He’s so WARM! Right, Mama?]

[Yes, Dear]

RABBIT FAMILY = DATE clan [2]

EXTRA BONUS = NOBUYUKI [I’m so lazy to coloring him so here we go]

Traced from Hakuouki, Naruto and etc fanarts that i got from Googling

So my housemate asked me why she keeps hearing me screaming…

And I’ve suddenly realised Lovestruck makes me yell a lot…

Like… A whole lot…

Three things that your SCM God will do in the afterglow (Wishes)

From the ‘12 Sweet Nothings at Your Bedside’, the 3 top things that your beloved god will do in the afterglow are……


♌ Leon:

☞ Don’t allow you to leave him more than one-arm reach

☞ Taking a bath with you and making you sit between his legs

☞ Kissing you on your neck, then continue until you cannot bear


♋ Karno:

☞ Soothingly stroke your hair

☞ Talking about how cute you are in bed

☞ Turning you on again by touching and kissing you (you can hardly have any sleep before sunrise XD)


♒ Huedhaut:

☞ Teasing you

☞ Hiding your underwear and clothes (this man is such a jerk!!!)

☞ Making love to you until you never wanna leave


♉ Teorus (a liiiitle different):

☞ Trying ‘midnight rendezvous’ under the sheets with you

☞ Playing cute (just to feel your naked skin)

☞ Seducing you


Tauxolouve:

☞ Giving you such a big ‘bite’ (crimson hickey, I mean) on your chest while you’re asleep (probably more*wink*)

☞ Messing with you 

☞ Kissing you (to get more)  


♑ Aigonorus:

☞ Telling you that he felt so good without bashful

☞ Nuzzles his face into your chest

☞ Wants more and saying, ‘I wanna go to sleep inside of you’


(Oh my god, on my god these damn sexy gods! Anybody stop them pls!!)


~69 seconds later~


I love how they went from being only friends for a WHOLE SEASON to “I’m in love with you” to “I want to fuck you on every surface in this room” in about 2 minutes😂😂


The whole time I was stuck in between “what the fuck is going on” and “damn that’s so hot"😂😂😂

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Whelp I finished Mitsuhide’s sequel and holy moly Batman. What a whirlwind! The ending killed me like I was just reminded of Kenshin’s divine destiny ending now my heart hurts 😭 but nothing like a great dose of angst to wake you up in the morning lmao.

Although some parts I didn’t particularly like, I loved his sequel and it’s made me see Mitsuhide in a new light. I loved his epilogue even though I’m made we don’t find out his modern day name other than “Micchi” or “Mr. Akechi”. Like does that mean he’s still named Mitsuhide or???