damn i'm going to miss this

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omfg

So the woman who got visited by Andrei very early on and got her woohoo with the special merchant interrupted by an exploding bed invited Andrei to a party.

I was gonna leave it at that because that’s moderately amusing, but…

Hell I could leave it at THAT and be moderately amusing, but…

For some reason she opened up with an apology to him??  APOLOGIZING FOR WHAT

Inquiring minds will never know, seriously.  She’s the one missing a damn bed, sporting a singed bottom, and shamed forever for being caught on record as banging the spindly, fucked up, cokehead special merchant.

That guy, in case you forgot.

… but Andrei did accept the apology.

You may ask… WHY.  Why do I know this, besides him looking conciliatory?

anonymous asked:

The chemistry test was when GG and CP had the scene where Iris said she canceled a date to go to Starlabs with Barry. The line was supposed to be "I missed a Channing Tatum movie for this", but CP said she flubbed that line. In the middle of it, she chose to tickle him as there was something in his eyes that "sparkled" (Not her exact wording in that con, but pretty damn close.)

Yes, an anon (maybe it was you) informed of the Channing Tatum line recently, but I did not know it was her flubbing that line that made her tickle Grant. Ridiculously cute. No wonder Grant wanted her. ;)

“true reality s h o w” - Karolina Koryl

The signs as quotes from "history of the entire world, i guess"
  • Aries: Nope, can't walk yet. And there's no food so I don't care.
  • Taurus: Fuck it, time to plant some grass. Look at this, I control the food now. Now everyone will want to be my friend and live near me.
  • Gemini: Hey Christians, do you sin? Now you can buy your way out of hell!
  • Cancer: It's sad. I'm sad. I miss you. How did this happen?
  • Leo: Forget this. I wanna be something, go somewhere, do something. I want things to change. I want to invent time and space.
  • Virgo: Is loving Jesus legal yet?
  • Libra: Let's overthrow the palace and start cutting all their heads off!
  • Scorpio: Get the hell out of here. Will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants? Ok thanks bye.
  • Sagittarius: Time to conquer all of Europe.
  • Capricorn: Damn, we gotta start pillaging some stuff.
  • Aquarius: That's bullshit, this whole thing is bullshit, that's a scam, fuck the church, here's 95 reasons why.
  • Pisces: You could make a religion out of this.

The thing, that more than anything else, makes me mad about Sense8 and The Get Down’s cancellation is that I have no doubt in my mind that those would be VERY popular, if not Netflix’s most popular, if they had the right promotion. 

Take the cast to shows, make photoshoots, promote your damn work. Those series maybe aren’t “for everyone” (questionable imo) but if people knew about them maybe they would watch it? If you don’t promote your shit don’t go around talking about missed fandom.

Just because we broke up doesn’t mean I’m going to regret being with you. I’m not going to regret getting hurt, or crying over you. My heart aches and my throats feels like I’m choking on my own oxygen, but that’s fine. I knew what I signed up for whenever I said yes, and because we both knew deep down it wouldn’t last. But if I could go back to the first day I ever fell in love with you, I’d go back in a heartbeat to relive every memory we ever made. You were the best god damn thing that ever happened to me.
—  An excerpt from a book I’ll never write. (#56)

anonymous asked:

I'm kind of concerned by how inspiring I found Wonder Woman. I didn't realize how much I was missing this in my life.

Think about how great little girls are going to feel watching this!!! Like I’m a grown ass 20 year old and I’m like, genuinely so inspired by seeing a woman leading her own superhero movie - and it’s a damn good movie! But imagine the little girls that go and see it, the films we see when we’re younger have such an effect on us, they’re going to be the personification of !!!!!!! when they come out of this film and I’m so happy. I can’t believe I’m a DC stan now, but they Did That!!! They actually went and Did That. They out here living in 2017 whilst Marvel still in 1956.

anonymous asked:

Aaawh dude if this man's Eren (damn I wish it too like HARD) that means he has a missing leg and even if it can grow back like a lizard the poor guy had to endure it (or less his leg is just hidden but it doesn't seem so) and I think that's gross. But so gross that I believe it's possible (weird weird). I mean, I think Eren would do ANYTHING if that means he can beat the shit out of Reiner so... idk I'm like why not bro it works for me go kick some asses lmao. Anyway that's my point.

We’ve been shown before that titan healing abilities can be postponed. Once in the female titan arc when Eren bites his hands and fails to transform:

And again with Reiner in the Utegard area of the manga:

So I don’t think it’s too far off to say it is possible to keep your body from healing even with the regeneration abilites being a titan shifter grants. Though I imagine it takes a lot of self control and that it fucking sucks lol. Eren has had four years to hone his titan abilites too, so I believe it’s not too far off the mark to say Eren could pull it off. I’m still on the fence as to whether or not long haired beardy man is actually Eren though. Mainly because it seems like an extremely risky move for Paradis to make for a lot of reasons. 

I WANT TO KNOW IF IT’S HIM OR NOT GDI

The Husbands of River Song.
  • <p> <b>Flemming:</b> So, where is the Doctor now?<p/><b>River:</b> I haven't the faintest idea.<p/><b>Flemming:</b> is that credible?<p/><b>River:</b> it's true<p/><b>Flemming:</b> you're the woman he loves.<p/><b>River:</b> no I'm not<p/><b>Flemming:</b> she's lying.<p/><b>River:</b> the doctor does not and has never loved me. I'm not lying.<p/><b>Hydroflax:</b> *scans* confirmed. The life form is not lying.<p/><b>Flemming:</b> impossible! This is a trick.<p/><b>River:</b> no it isn't.<p/><b>Flemming:</b> my information is correct! You are the woman who loves the Doctor!<p/><b>River:</b> yes I am. I've never denied it. But whoever said he loved me back? He's the doctor. He doesn't go around falling in love with people. And if you think he's anything that small or that ordinary, then you haven't the first idea of what you're dealing with.!<p/><b>Flemming:</b> your majesty I assure you she is the perfect bait! When this woman is in danger the doctor will always come.<p/><b>River:</b> oh you are a moron! No he wont!<p/><b>Flemming:</b> he's probably already here.<p/><b>River:</b> no he isnt of course he isn't!<p/><b>Flemming:</b> possibly on this ship!<p/><b>River:</b> well go on! Scan it then! Go on why don't you!<p/><b>Doctor:</b> um, River...<p/><b>River:</b> Two hearts, stupid clothes. You can't miss him!<p/><b>Doctor:</b> River...<p/><b>River:</b> go on! Scan the whole parsec! He's not here! God knows where he is right now, but I promise you he's doing whatever the he'll he wants and not giving a damn about me! And I'm just fine with that--<p/><b>Doctor:</b> River...<p/><b>River:</b> when you love the doctor it's like loving the stars themselves. You don't expect a sunset to admire you back! And if I happen to find myself in danger, let me tell you, the doctor is not stupid enough, or sentimental enough, and he is certainly not in love enough to find himself standing in it with me.<p/>
  • River and the Doctor: (very long pause)
  • <b> Doctor:</b> ...hello, sweetie...<p/></p>
  • River: oh you are soooo doing those roots.
  • Doctor: What, the roots of the sunset?
  • River: Don't you dare.
  • Doctor: I'll have to check with the Stars themselves.
  • River: oh shutup!
Meanwhile on the boat that's heading away from Jabborwock Island
  • Hinata: Are we forgetting anything?
  • Kuzuryu: nope
  • Souda: Miss Sonia is here so I'm good
  • Sonia: I believe we're all set
  • Owari: I've got food with me so I'm ok
  • Hinata: Then why do I feel like we're forgetting something
  • Everyone: ...
  • Hinata: oH SHIT WE FORGOT EVERYONE ELSE ON THE ISLAND
  • Kuzuryu: FUCK TURN THE BOAT AROUND
  • Owari: *pulls on the steering wheel*
  • Owari: *steering wheel breaks*
  • Sonia: oh no
  • Hinata: FUCKKKK SOUDA FIX IT FOR FUCK'S SAKE
  • Souda: sHIT I FORGOT MY EQUIPMENT BACK ON THE ISLAND
  • Kuzuryu: DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT YOU DIDN'T FORGET ANYTHING EARLIER YOU FUCKTARD??
  • Hinata: Okay okay, everybody CALM DOWNnnn
  • Sonia: I SHALL SWIM OVER TO SAVE THEM
  • Souda: MISS SONIA NO-
  • Sonia: *Jumps out of the boat*
  • Owari: I'M GOING TOO
  • Hinata: fuKCKKK DON'T JUST JUMP OUT THE BOAT YOU IDIOTS
  • Kuzuryu: Wait.. Hinata, do you have a license to even use a boat?
  • Hinata: h-huh? no why?
  • Kuzuryu: THEN I CAN'T BE ON THIS BOAT, WE'LL GET ARRESTED
  • Hinata: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THE POLICE ARE DEAD
  • Kuzuryu: *Jumps out*
  • Hinata: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FUCKS ARE SO DAMN STUPID
  • Souda: DUDE I'M GOING AFTER MISS SONIA
  • Hinata: Souda I swear to god if you even dare step out that boat-
  • Souda: *Jumps off*
  • Hinata: I hate everyone
MarkHyuck phone call..
  • Mark: Hey, are u sleeping already?
  • Donghyuck: what do you think?
  • Mark: Sorry to disturb you. I shouldn't call right now.
  • Donghyuck: Straight to the point Mark Lee.
  • Mark: Nothing. I'm just bored.
  • Donghyuck: There's no way you're getting bored. You got new friends there. You look so happy whenever you're with them.
  • Mark: .....it's different, I think? I'm enjoying myself rapping with them but it's different. I can't explain it.
  • Donghyuck: It's because you're doing something you love the most. Adrenaline rush, I think.
  • Mark: No. That's not the reason, Hyuck.
  • Donghyuck: I think you're just tired. You're going back late again today?
  • Mark: ......maybe? I don't know. They going to do more shooting for editing, so I don't know at what time we're going to finish.
  • Donghyuck: I'll be waiting for you in my dreamland by the time you come home.
  • Mark: .....
  • Donghyuck: ......
  • Mark: You should go to sleep now.
  • Donghyuck: Don't you think you need to tell me why are you calling me at the first place?
  • Mark: ......
  • Donghyuck: Are you planning to keep silent until tomorrow? If you don't have anything to tell me then..good night.
  • Mark: I miss you...
  • Donghyuck: ....yah, what's wrong with you?
  • Mark: I don't know. I'm just tired and your face come into my mind. The next things I know, I'm talking with you right now. Maybe I just want to hear you voice.
  • Donghyuck: You must be so tired right now. *blush*
  • Mark: But I really miss you! I meant it!
  • Donghyuck: I know, idiot! And we just met each other few hours ago.
  • Mark: I know. That's why I don't understand why I felt like this. I just..miss you suddenly. I miss you being noisy, annoying and talking non-stop beside me.
  • Donghyuck: Woah, Mark. Should I feel great right now? I can't believe you called me in the middle of the night just to diss about me? I feel happy. Thank you..take it take it take it!
  • Mark: *laugh*
  • Donghyuck: Don't you think you should continue your shooting right now? Because I need my beauty sleep.
  • Mark: Are you going to wait for me later?
  • Donghyuck: It's 12Am. I don't think I can..
  • Mark: Ah..okay. *disappointed* I should go now. Good night pretty Hyuck, have a nice sleep. Dream of me.
  • Donghyuck: Shut up, Mark Lee. I don't think I want to have nightmare tonight.
  • Mark: Bye~miss you.
  • Donghyuck: Geez~~bye
  • At 3Am
  • Mark: Hey, Hyuck. Wake up. Why are you sleeping in the living room? I thought you want to have beauty sleep. Why are you sitting in the dark here?
  • Donghyuck: I thought you want me to wait for you. I fell asleep just now.
  • Mark: *shocked*
  • Donghyuck: Why are looking at me like that? Lets go to our room. I'm sleepy! Gosh its already 3AM!
  • Mark: *hug Donghyuck* I miss you!!
  • Donghyuck: Damn it Mark Lee! Lemme go!
  • Mark: *kiss Donghyuck's lips*
  • Mark: Sorry making you waiting for me but I am so happy right now.
  • Donghyuck: Did you just kissed me?!
  • Mark: Yeah. Why? I can't kiss my boy?
  • Donghyuck: Who the heck give you permission to kiss me?! When the heck I've become your boy?! You're not allowed to be the cool one here!!
  • Mark: *rolled eyes and dragged Donghyuck to their shared room*
  • Mark: Sleep with me..
  • Donghyuck: I said, you're not allowed to be cool right now!
  • Mark: I know. Lets sleep.
  • Donghyuck: I hate you Mark Lee.
  • Mark: I know.
  • Donghyuck: I miss you too. *blushed & covered his face on Mark's chest*
  • Mark: I miss you more Lee Donghyuck.
  • Donghyuck: By the way, I don't like it you being close with other kids especially that Yoonho guy.
  • Mark: I'm all yours. You know that..
  • Donghyuck: Shut up. *smile cutely*
  • Miss Flemming: Well, I'll have to see how much of your essay you have done before I give you girls an extension.
  • Heather McNamara: *perks up* Hey, I'll tell you what. You can take a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?
  • Miss Flemming: What? *Heather looks panicked* I'm, uh, failing to make the connection here, dear.
  • Heather McNamara: No, uh, what I meant was that you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a BUTCHER'S ass-----but no, it's gotta be your bull....
  • Heather Duke: Wow.
  • Heather McNamara: So here's the deal, if I want you to---
  • Heather Duke: You have derailed.
  • Heather McNamara: Shut up, Heather!
  • Miss Flemming: Heather, I'm really at a loss for words here...
  • Heather McNamara: Forget it! I quit! I can't do this anymore, man! My head's about to explode! My whole life sucks! I don't know what I'm doing! I don't know where I'm going! My best friend just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a GOD DAMN BRIDGE ABUTMENT!!!
  • Miss Flemming:
  • Heather McNamara:
  • Heather Duke:
  • Heather Duke: *takes out slip of paper* We'll be in touch...

Alright, Blizz honestly Where is Wrathion? Why can’t he just show up, marry Anduin Wrynn our beloved Disney Prince and help us to defeat the Legion? I mean, he started all of this and I want him to deal with all the shit he fucked up. Also, I assume that in the next expanison we are going to face N'Zoth and a whole lot of corruption and they need each other. God damn, I’m going down with this ship. Send help pls

Originally posted by yesiamarebelliousflower

Sometimes I’m convinced you’re rude to me because it’s easier to hate me than just accept that you fucked up everything that we had. I guess hurting my feelings is your way of protecting yourself. Well that just proves that you love yourself more.

People say there’s something wrong with that, but isn’t loving yourself the most important thing? I’m happy you’re trying to keep your walls up. You and I both know I’m pretty damn good at tearing them down. Believe me when I say, I plan on it.

—  fool me a thousand times over
  • Magnus: And I'd give up forever to touch you
  • 'Cause I know that you feel me somehow
  • You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
  • And I don't want to go home right now
  • Alec: And all I can taste is this moment
  • And all I can breathe is your life
  • And sooner or later it's over
  • I just don't wanna miss you tonight
  • Magnus and Alec: *kisses passionately*
  • Jace: *eating a bowl of cereals* Damn man!
  • Go get a room. I'm having breakfast!
  • Simon, Clary, Isabelle: AWWWWWW

anonymous asked:

Shit. Damn. You're right. This whole time I was missing the most important point. Jade's a science lesbian. I'm so sorry I was so blind. Thank you for opening my eyes.

HOW DO YOU FORGET???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????HER SYMBOL IS LITERALLY AN ATOM, SHE RADIATED STEAK FOR BEC IN A MICROWAVE SHE MADE?????

anonymous asked:

So I adore this blog, it's amazing and you are all wonderful human beings for writing for trash piles like me, hahaha! I was wondering how the boys would react to/ play Cards Against Humanity, if you're picking up what I'm putting down.

thanks for supporting this trash blog!! :’)


How they play:

Noctis: Plays the most simple, one-word cards that usually don’t make any damn sense, but end up being funny somehow.

Prompto: That guy that always plays the dirty cards. Usually hit or miss depending on the black card.

Gladio: Has a couple good cards and a bunch of throwaway cards. Sometimes wins rounds by playing cards that make absolutely no sense.

Ignis: Always has at least one card that perfectly fits the situation. He saves up pairs of cards that would go perfectly together and waits until the right black card to UNLEASH them.

Favorite cards:

Noctis: Bees?

Prompto: Inside Shrek’s asshole.

Gladio: Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.

Ignis: Vigorous jazz hands.

Who wins the most:

Ignis usually comes out on top the most. Usually due to the fact no one ever expects him to play the cards he does.