- me: i feel ugly today.
- the world: don't say you're ugly, there are people who wish they looked like you! don't put yourself down. you are perfect.
- me: i feel super pretty today and, look, i took selfies because of it and i think they came out really pretty too!
- the world: ummmmmm, calm down and don't be a cocky, vain bitch, please. sure, you're pretty, but you're not a fucking goddess so shut up and be humble. thanks.
- me: literally fuck all of you.