A/N: This took me much a long time ohmygod. Hope you guys enjoy this <3
Bam Bam: This boy would for sure want to make the world a better place and, at the same time, he’d want it to be a bit for fashionable and self loving. I feel like he would be a male beauty guru plus comedian Youtuber like Youngjae.
Bam Bam: So in todays video, I will show you guys how to dab professionally^^
And because he is the Dab king, he has made a day named Dab day where he goes in a Dab-athon and makes his friends do it as well.
He’d do beauty videos for guys and get both girl and guys drooling over his My daily routine video (which is different every time cuz this kid’s goin’ places) because he uses it as an excuse to take his shirt of cuz there ain’t no one to stopin’ him. He’d actually help his views by giving them advice on what to wear when and how. “Personally, I like it when girls wear—” and “I think it’s best to wear -this- during -this- season.” He’d do Japan haul, America haul, Paris hall and what not haul and pose with all his might. The professional quality kills all his subscribers and they swear to god, they’ve never been killed to beautifully.
Also, no one memes this boi cuz he’s already a walking, talking meme.
Jackson: Jackson would make work out videos. Because he loves all his subscribers, he would want them to take care of their bodies and health. Health care. “Today, I will show you guys how to make all organic food. Not only will it be tasty but it will also help you keep in shape, so you guys can have a fabulous body like mine.”*poses* His subscribers will be both both fangirls and fanboys. He would be ever grateful for all his subscribers and would surely show it though his milestone videos. His videos would also give him an excuse for just showing off those guns ; )
I also feel like he could also do some reaction videos. Like, he’d be super hipped up when he sees the MV of 피 땀 눈 물 Blood Sweat & Tears and he can’t compose his fan boy feeling. “Namjoon-ah!!!!” He’d definitely be jumping out of his chair omo i love him so much. love my squishy
JB: I feel like he would do many song covers. Having much an amazing voice would definitely earn him a spot in Youtube. And because Youtube now consists of many people, it would be a little difficult for him to stand out in the beginning of his youtube career. But eventually he’d earn quite a few loving subscribers who encourage him to make more videos. He’d get very flattered after seeing all of the loving comments on his videos. And oh my, all that fan art he’d get tagged on. But no matter what, he’d still appreciate all the hard work put into it. He’d get mail and posts of how his silvery voice helped out a lot of people in their rainy days. And after seeing that, he’d get more dedicated in making his videos and use the money he gets from Youtube to buy better instruments for recording. Through his journey, he’d even compose some original songs that would be professionally produced. And as he would enter the music industry, he’d still be able to manage his Youtube channel and upload a video every weekend.
Also, he’d get memed a lot by his subscribers. A lot. Someone save him pls
Jr.: This singer, dancer, actor, diva mom’s channel will take a little time to get discovered, and when it does, his subscribers will be very pleased with him as he provides a variety of videos. And because there aren’t many channels like his, he’d get many subscribers. Now, Imma start listing his content so you guys better get your seat belts on.
Voice of an angel basically. No more comments.
Does show off some of his dancing skills through his videos. Like; He’d dance near the ending of the video, during the signing out part. And, in a Q&A, a fan will ask him to dance a little and he will. Just a little. and that little gets us so frustrated damn it
He’d do short self produced films and skits. They would be about 25 to 35 minutes and last about episodes of 3-5 (meaning 3-5 separate videos.) And because he has so much money, the product will be as fine as butter Some would be mellow-drama while others would be rom-com that’ll make all his views melt in a pool of emotions.
He will shoot an arrow of emotions through your heart and you will never be so messed up and happy at the same time.
His views would easily see his caring -eomma- side through each one of his videos (not including the films). The views would not only fall in love with him a romantic way but also in a way that’ll make feel like he’s just another person who they can rely on as a friend. There will be so many cute and dorky moments with this kid. Like; he’d forget the camera’s recording and does something stupid yet cute(and because he loves his views he’d add the recording in the bloopers). Accidental innuendoes will be just another reason why his view’s will love him. are they accidental?hmmmmmm…
Mark: He would be the typical gamer that every body knows about. He’d play horror games like OUTLAST and P.T -Silent Hills- with the lights off and would shit himself (no hate bru) in ever jump scare. Chances are that he might even fall back on his gamer chair.
No doubt he’d start screaming when he’d have one life left or if he’s close to death. “No!No!No! RUN!!! RUN! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!”
Then he’ll have to spend like an hour censoring all he bad things he said…eventually he’d give up and let the video be the way it is with him screaming and swearing at the monster that killed his player. He’d start a family in Sims and take care of his Sims life better than his own. He’d also show off some of his cool flips once in a while ; ). Sometimes, he would start rambling on like there’s no tomorrow while playing the game and other times would get to consumed in the game, he’d go silent. And after he realizes that he hasn’t talked the whole video, he’d have to reshoot the whole 30 minute video again. Lol, everyone should subscribe to Gamer Mark, I mean I would.
Youngjae: He would be your typical comedian Youtuber. Like Superwoman, Joe Sugg, Niga Higa, Dan and Phil, you could watch this sunshines videos for hours and not get tried. He can go from ranting about the rude lady he saw in the super market to his experience of almost dying in a haunted house and to hear-aching videos that’ll make you want to go through the screen and drown him in an hug. His parkour, trick-shot and dare videos are life.
Youngjae: Okay, Iheartyoungjaessmile says ‘keep a tissue off the ground for 40 seconds by blowing at it’. I can totally do this. Fighting!
-turns into a laughing mess in the end.
And because he’s an angel, I think he might have to censor many of the things his hyungs would say in a collaboration video. This crazy, cute, weird, adorable, awkward, sexy(I had to say it. c’mon), funny and optimistic angle in the form of a human would brighten your day not matter how crappy it was. His subscribers would honestly fall in love with him because he would be the type of Youtuber who’s words would reach more than just the camera lens.
And almost every one of his videos would feature Coco.
Yugyeom:Having such a strong desire and passion for dancing, his channel would mainly consist of choreographed dances, dance covers, and tutorials, along with Q & A videos. He’d spend endless time on making a new dance video that sometimes his subscribers would get worried about his health; he’d get dark circles underneath his eyes and his viewers would catch 30 seconds into the video. So when some of his uploads would be a few days late, the viewers wouldn’t mind it because they’d all love this charismatic child.
Along with dance, he’d do some basic youtube videos with his hyungs…where somewhere he’d get his cheeks turning a very pretty shade of pink because of his hyungs^^
He’s also gets his hyungs to do group dances with him.
And then that HD quality tho:
- he can do dis ⬇︎ MY EYES!AGHHHH
And when all these seven youtubers meet at vidcon or a meet and greet — well you I’m sure you guys can imagine what goes down there ^.^
y’all aint ready for this because i am FREAKING OUT OKAY WHERE SHOULD WE START I FORGOT MY IDENTITY HAHAHAHA ANYWAY
PH Carats were very enthusiastic as we waited inside for the fanmeet to start. We were chanting”SEVENTEEN” until finally they came out and performed Shining Diamond and my heart literally sank because everyone sang along to the “17 carat” part. The mood was up and we were all having fun.
They were doing their opening ment and it was really great since they kept on saying “Mahal ko kayo” which means “I love you all” in tagalog. Mingyu said that when he was young, he visited the Philippines, and that’s why he knows how to speak tagalog a bit, he even said, “Ako si Mingyu” which means, “I am Mingyu.”
After the opening ment, it was time for the Q and A they looked for sticky notes that PH Carats wrote. Some were favors like “do a heart and say, “mahal ko kayo”” and it was cute to see them bring a big smile and try their best in tagalog hahaha. When it was S.Coup’s turn he was tasked to tie Jeonghan’s hair, which he did, everybody screamed :))) Hip Hop team also did a high note battle and guess what???? Vernon was the first one out hahahaha. Let me tell you, Seungkwan was speaking english phrases and his english was cute and adorable and I just died because thats the best quality EVER. During the Q and A they also did a skit where JiHan were bf-gf and the boyfriend was running late. Joshua played the boyfriend part and then HE PULLED JEONGHAN CLOSER TO HIM AND HELD HIM LIKE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY as always PH Carats went crazy hahahaha. SeoKwan did the same skit but instead of Seokmin being an apologetic boyfriend, he cheated with Hoshi ahahaha. Oh I almost forgot, when Mingyu was picking a sticky note from the board, he said, “This is hard.” in english :))) lol how adorable. Jeonghan and Woozi did some awkward sexy poses, hahahahaha but ya girl still died because Jeonghan is my main boo and Jihoon is ruining my life HAHAHHAHAHHUHUhuhuhuhuhu. Alot of PH Carats wrote “bby” as an endearment to the members and Seventeen were confused who was this “bby” and they thought “bby” was a name and they even commented that alot of PH Carats are named “bby” HAHHAHAHAHA CAN I JUST SAY CHAN DID A SEXY DANCE IM JUST SO ????? I AM???/ OFFENDED??? I FEEL ATTACKED??????? THIS BOY MUST SDFSGDBAHJSNAJND o<-< Mingyu said that PH is Jihoon’s home country because of his height :)))) (filipinos are generally short)
PH Carats were really enthusiastic in the best way possible. Seungkwan said, “Calm down, calm down” and it was so funny as well as Mingyu hahahaha. “Calm down, calm down.” Boo Seungkwan & Kim Mingyu 2K16 (it wasn’t in a negative light, more it was because we were enthusiastic and really up for the event :”) )
And then Woozi, S.Coups and Vernon performed Q and A :D PH Carats sang Ailee’s parts and it was a beautiful collab between Carats and SVT <3
After that, Seungkwan and DK performed Say Yes. AND IM GOING TO TELL YOU RIGHT NOW WITHOUT ANY BIASES THAT… YOU HAVE TO LISTED TO THEM LIVE BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE SEEING HEAVEN AND SWIMMING IN A POOL OF HONEY AND EVERYTHING THAT WAS GOOD OKAY. i forgot I havent eaten lunch or dinner when they sang, thats how good their live is.
And then MC Boo took over the fanmeet with his best quality english. It was game time and SVT split into two teams! Hyung line and Dongsaeng line :) They were playing Charades hahahaha. Joshua did a funny impersonation of a skunk :)) LIKE THAT BOY IS SO EXTRA BLESS HIM. Song Joongki was one of the things they had to act out and PH Carats SCREAMED. They even commented that PH Carats loved Joongki more than them and we laughed together hahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA. Then THE GREATEST BLESSING OF THEM ALL. WONWOO AND SCOUPS ACTED OUT JOONGKI AS FANSERVICE AND WE JUST DIED, WE ALL DIED. *insert Dash the Incredibles meme here* WHen it was Woozi’s turn to act, he got bobsleigh HAHAHAHA and HE JUST LITERALLY DOVE ON THE FLOOR HAHAHAHAHAHA. but the dongsaeng line was better at Charades hahahHAHAHAHA. For a fair win, Seungkwan (he was the mc) was the one who was going to act out and he got an Ostrich :))) IT WAS REALLY FUNNY but the dongsaeng line won <3
Seungkwan asked Joshua: “Why did you think you lost?”
Joshua: “We lost on purpose”
For the punishment for the hyung line:
S.Coups - aegyo. PH Carats were the judges if it was cute enough. And we all said “not cute” or “noooooo” in a funny way to let Coups continue doing aegyo :)))))
Jeonghan - Sexy Dance HEAVENLY JISOOS HELP MY SOUL I BASICALLY DIED ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND DIED AGAIN AND GOT REINCARNATED AS JEONGHAN’S SWEAT BECAUSE IM TRASH ANYWAY…..Jeonghan was unprepared but he was so …. IAM DEAD OKAY I AM BASICALLY DEADED
Joshua - his punishment was to rap. So he rapped Vernon’s part in Mansae, but then he freestyled with the word, “Manila” and he was so cute with his english. #RAPGODHONGJISOO
Hoshi - squats while carrying a member. Soonyoung carried Jisoo bridal style at first and did squats but he failed HAHAHAHA he dropped Jisoo on the floor. So he carried Jeonghan on his back instead and it was so funny hahahaha he was struggling but it was the best, while he was suffering, Seungkwan asked if he was a weak leader :))) because Hoshi carried Jun and Minghao’s parts during the fanmeet. JEONGHAN LOOKED SO HAPPY GIVING HOSHI A HARD TIME WITH THE SQUATS HAHAHAHAHA
Wonwoo - 3 set expressions, he did cute, sexy and comedic (?) HE WAS SMILING, IM CRYING HE SMILED LIKE IM CRYING TEARS OF BLOOD AND WET N WILD EYE LINER.
Woozi - I forgot Woozi’s punishment :)))) I was just too happy to see him tbh
After that they were preparing backstage and then the vcr played Pretty U MV :D PH CARATS WERE ENTHUSIASTICALLY SINGING ALONG. IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL TO HEAR ALL OF US SINGING TOGETHER WHILE WE WAIT FOR SEVENTEEN :”)
then they came out and performed Adore U :”D they replaced “akkinda” with “akin ka” which means “You’re mine” in tagalog. LORD HELP ME HOW DID I EVEN SURVIVE THO, LIKE HOW AM I STILL ALIVE. as always every song/every performance PH Carats were singing along and waving our banners and lightsticks :D
Then they performed Mansae :DD AND THEN VERY NICE. LAWD HALP ME. LIKE IM DEAD I AM DEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD I AM A FIRED POTATO AT THIS POINT YA GIRL DIDNT SURVIVE BUT HER MAKE UP LOOKED GOOD
That was supposed to be the “last song” HAHAHAHHAHA BUT PH CARATS IMMEDIATELY DEMANDED AN ENCORE <3
Then the vcr played predebut SVT and their hardships and THEN OMFG THEY SHOWED THEIR FIRST WIN AND IM SO PROUD, THE SCREAMS WERE LOUD IN THE THEATER BUT SOME WERE QUIET BECAUSE THEY WERE TEARING UP :(((
Seventeen came out and sang Love Letter. During Wonwoo’s singing part in Love Letter, PH Carats threw beautiful paper airplanes and Seventeen were touched by the surprise :”) They were really so touched like damn im gonna cry man AND THEN WHEN THEY SANG HEALING, DURING WOOZI’S PART EVERYONE WAS ANNOYING HIM HAHAHA SVT WERE MESSING WITH HIS HAIR LOL
During the closing ment, they said that they were so thankful and touched. They didnt expect to receive so much love from PH Carats ;o; ahhhhhh Jisoo shared that PH is the home of his fave artists/youtubers that inspired him to be a singer and like my kokoro broke and im dead basically.
NOW FOR THE HI TOUCH EXPERIENCE:
YA GIRL WAS PRETTY STILL EVEN WHEN I TEARED UP, MY MAKE UP DIDNT BUDGE, IT WAS BULLETPROOF.
First in line was Vernon, he had such a welcoming and warm smile, he looked at me and I’m telling you in that moment I thought I was Rose and he was Jack in Titanic. and then followed by (in no particular order) DK, Seungkwan, Woozi, Dino. OKAY LET ME TELL YOU I NOTICED DK HE WAS SUCH A SUNSHINE, LITERALLY THE SUN. HE WAS BEAMING I FELL IN LOVE. Woozi leaned on the table because of his height lol :)))) he looked so into it, he stood so firmly with his hand ready for my hand, he was like in a team building activity :))))))))) Seungkwan took my breath away but the first half of the line i barely looked because i was SO SHY BUT WHEN S.COUPS CAME, HE LITERALLY PAUSED IN A HEARTBEAT AND GAVE ME THE BEST HIGH 5 OF MY LIFE. I LOVED HIM OKAYHE COMPLETED MY SOUL.
AS A JEONGHAN STAN I CANT EVEN LOOK AT HIM I WAS TOO SHY I CANT LOOK AT HIM BUT I TOUCHED HIM AND THEY WHERE LOOKING AT US AND IM DEAD BASICALLY. WHY AM I DOING THIS POST ANYWAY.
Hoshi had a cute smile :) I couldnt look at him properly but i saw his face for a moment and he had a cute smile.
Mingyu was the last one and he was so tall, MIND Y’ALL I AM 4.11 AND I HAD A 1 INCH HEEL BOOT ON. HE ALSO STOPPED TO LOOK AT ME, HE SMILED SO BRIGHTLY SHOWING HIS CANINES AND MY WORLD LITERALLY SLOWED DOWN AND HE GAVE ME SUCH A NICE HIGH 5, HE WAS SO FUN ;O; CAN YOU HEAR ME CRYING
All in all, they looked so happy and bright :”) I can tell they had so much fun especially how interactive we were with them :D They were comfortable and happy! Especially Joshua and Mingyu who are acquainted with the Philippines :)
AND THAT WAS MY EXPERIENCE. HAHAHAHA THANK YOU FOR READING :D
regarding dan and the stupid amount of shit he’s been getting recently:
i’m so bugged because lately everyone has been crapping all over dan and his videos and it’s incredibly frustrating. i’ve seen people talk about how “danisnotonfire” and “dan howell” are two completely different people and how if dan’s trailer was a total turn-off for his videos and countless other complaints regarding dan and his work.
i will try to make this short but i’m very frustrated and it’s because people are incredibly naive and downright rude. you’re kidding yourself to think that you know the difference between “danisnotonfire” and “dan howell”. the truth is, you don’t know dan personally. you have no idea what he’s like around his friends or when he’s by himself. all you know of him is what he chooses to share, and that’s really not a lot! between 4 minute videos every few weeks, hour long liveshows, a couple of tweets and the radio show, please do not think that you “know” dan. the fact of the matter is that the internet is a place where you don’t have to be yourself, you can portray what you want to and no one will be the wiser because they don’t actually know you personally. you can act all high and mighty and spew your bullshit about how danisnotonfire isn’t the real dan, but you really have no idea what you’re talking about.
it might be true that danisnotonfire is all an act, because as we know from his draw my life video, he’s always been extremely interested in acting and it’s really possible that danisnotonfire could just be a character. but really, we have no idea!! from what we’ve heard from people who know dan better than we do, he’s just as awkward in real life as he portrays himself on the internet. maybe he hones in on certain aspects of his personality to be more relatable to the internet, but is that really such a crime? he knows his audience and how to appeal to them. obviously it’s working out for him seeing as he now has over 3 million subscribers (might i add that he went from 1 million in january 2013 to 3 million by december). i don’t see why people are annoyed that he makes videos with his audience in mind? it’s a smart thing to do seeing as more and more people view his content. if you don’t like dan’s videos than you don’t have to watch them!! you can like dan without liking his videos and watching them. if you’re not happy with his content than i have no idea why you would waste your energy complaining about it when you can cut his videos out of your life and still be his fan. dan has said several times over the past few months that he’s incredibly proud of and happy with the content he’s been putting out recently as opposed to the old videos he used to make. if you don’t like dan’s videos anymore, stop watching them. it’s as simple as that. no one is forcing you to watch them and if you’re annoyed with his “danisnotonfire persona” then stop dealing with it.
and if you’re going to continue watching his videos, then stop complaining about how long it takes to upload them and then how unhappy you are with the result. i don’t know if you’ve ever edited a video before, but if you have, you know that it can take an extremely long time. i’ve made videos for school projects before that were supposed to be five minutes and it took several days to get the editing done. it’s a stressful and time-consuming task and dan’s videos are usually on the longer side, meaning it takes him a longer time to edit. he literally spends seven hours straight at his computer desk and avoids sleep to edit the video and try to get it up asap to keep his viewers happy. he’s literally favoring pleasing his audience over his health. he doesn’t have to do any of that. youtube isn’t his only source of income anymore. he has the radio show now and i’m sure it makes him enough money to stop youtube completely. but he enjoys what he’s doing and continues to make videos for us because he likes it. it’s really unfair of people to give him so much shit after it takes a little longer than normal for him to upload because he spends so much time planning his videos and filming and then editing to make a quality product for us every few weeks. dan isn’t a vlogger, he doesn’t sit in front of the camera and talk about whatever’s happened to him that day (not that there’s anything wrong with doing that, but dan probably actually plans out the subject matter of his videos and works really hard to make them something he’s happy with). if you have such a damn problem with it then really, i beg you, stop fucking watching his videos because you’re wasting your time.
personally, i love dan’s videos. you can think they’re shit all you want but i love them and a lot of other people do too. i thought his trailer was really cute (and to the people who are complaining about how long it took for him to make such a short thing, he also had to go back into his old videos and recover files for them which can take extremely long so) and honestly, really, if you didn’t like it and it wouldn’t have gotten you to watch his videos had you seen it as a new fan, then stop watching. no one needs your negativity. like i said, it’s possible to be a fan of someone without being a fan of everything they do. it’s actually good to recognize their flaws so you don’t get too over your head (for example i love dan to death and his videos are great but i’m uncomfortable with the rape jokes he makes). but really, shut the fuck up and stop complaining about dan and his videos because no one is forcing you to watch them. it’s your choice and if you’re disappointed week after week i literally do not comprehend why you keep coming back for more.