damn i need a new camera

dan and phil play faceapp: a summary


“any cardboard box can be turned into something beautiful”

how long before dan promos the merch

this definitely wasn’t scheduled beforehand

they stole the dvp board even though it technically belongs to their old landlord

discussing furnishings

if they still have cardboard boxes in the background in ten weeks time we can shout at them or let them know if you’re into that kind of thing

“i give this channel one week before we get evicted”


appropriate but weak phil

i’ll let you off because you’ve been moving and you’re tired

and cute

that helps


this is a video that phil basically said ‘dan can we do this’ and it’s proven dan is still wrapped around his little finger

“we have to do it while it’s still relevant” mate you’re not exactly plummeting in views bloody hell

i like the insight into his camera roll

why is the danieldreamx liveshow thumbnail there

throwback to the ladybird jumper selfie

dan stop dragging him

that attractive chin angle

“apparently phil can’t take a selfie” i fucking relate

apparently phil is slightly scared and startled all the time

and the first scream of the new dapg era is upon us

rip headphone users

someone needs to put that as a jumpscare in the comments

phil speaking about having straight teeth made me sadder than it should’ve

the old filter aka “six months into the future” according to dan

the fond look from phil

“it’s seven months into the future at least”

every old!phil trope needs to be rewritten

“if you keep your current hair you will be the coolest old guy” dan still rolling in the compliments

“let’s not be ageists”

shoutout to the over 65s watching

phil looks like his grandad apparently

“i look like me but younger but that’s not what i looked like when i was younger”

just got a full close up of dans crusty ass lips that’s another one to add to the jumpscare list

dan doesn’t like female phil

“it’s like a horrible alternate universe” someone’s gonna be scouring the au tag, have fun dan

“i’m a bit scarlett johannson-y”

“clearly your hairstyle is ready to go for the female app”

celestial glowing earrings

“i would avoid him in a dark alley” says phil about himself as a… man

“that is the phil that never got a myspace account and became a builder” now there’s an au dan is either going to write himself or search for

“normy phil”

“you look so average” dan pls we know you think he’s beautiful but we’re only five minutes into the video control yourself

dan’s turn on the weird app

'neutral face’

'dan with a soul’: “i look like a mouse person” // “you look like a rabbit person!”

phil the savage my one true love

“i like it. i wanna be friends with him instead of you” wow phil you absolute savage drag him more

“it’s like you put a hoover against your ear and sucked out your soul” phil looks legitimately scared i’m

“old dan! old danny! old danny slice” phil chants whilst looking over fondly

dan’s impersonation of his old self: “i’m old but you still would”

“derek has imploded”

“you’re like an anime child”

“let’s meet danielle!” phil is way too into this

“i look like louise! that is a picture of louise!” // “it is louise… or is it a bit of zoe as well?”

phil doesn’t know zoe and louise’s ship name

come on phil they had a shop back in the day where even were you in the old days

they both watched your videos

“do you even lesbian on wattpad?” dan revealing more of his plans for that night

okay he got the ship name in the end nice one philly

“i like to think that if i, as a female or just as dan now, embraced eye makeup, it would be a bit cooler than that, that’s a bit normal”

he’d do a smoky eye, phil was more than happy to help him draw that conclusion

calling all fic writers; this is your chance

“am i already the hunky dan i wish i was?”

phil looks so excited to see 'male’ dan

“you look… very angry” i wonder if that’s code for if phil’s into it or not

“it’s really square-ified my face like let’s give this lad a chin that he doesn’t have”

oh nice dan would fuck himself

calling all fic writers; i’m begging you please please don’t

now the camera roll pictures make sense okay here we go

phil’s aesthetic twitter icon has a creepy ass filtered smile

“that’s phol. p-h-o-l. that’s your doot there” alright dan calm yourself lad

dans twitter icon’s turn

“i hate that profile picture… because i have curly hair now, i need to get a new icon that embraces the curls” finally he’s saying stuff i can get onboard with

phil stop trying to stop him from changing it

make it your lockscreen if you want to see it everyday but let the man change his damn icon

“rabbit dan is back”

pastel dan as an old guy: “he’s so cute!” says phil

phil’s selfie with the hair dye on okay dude

“i literally think that’s what i’d look like as a girl” why does he only have one set of eyelashes tho

“that is amazingphillipa”

“ah your really cringe selfie!” // “it wasn’t cringe!” dan is getting his revenge drags in

he nailed the caption according to dan

also contact i am all over that i definitely haven’t rewound it four times

the first american names they think of are kyle (phil) and cody (dan)

i ship it

what the fuck is this last picture

sideways dan

he has like three teeth i’m laughing so much what the

pirate!dan, he said so himself

what the fuck is the smile filter……. add it to the jumpscare list

also in case you’re curious we do say stuff like that in the north, philly ain’t lying to you

aaaaaaand here’s the merch promo

i feel sad that my moon head doesn’t suit hats rip

“good luck sleeping” i don’t think you’ll be sleeping dan sounds like you have a fic filled night ahead of you

oh god the photoshop make it stop right now i hate this endscreen why am i still here

i wonder what faces they’re pulling behind the photoshop

“don’t swap faces with people because it’s really demonic bye”



Let me give you the world (SFW)

Originally posted by abcadz123

A/N: Hello! So i’ve been hella inactive, so i wrote this thingy with OtaYuri to celebrate a very late Valentine’s day. It’s heeeelllaaaaa long, but I hope you guys enjoy it. It was fun to write ♥ I think Yuri is like 18 here or something?? I don’t know, maybe??

There’s no proofreading at the end because I’m way too lazy guys, help

Words: 3,541 (I am so so sorry omg, under the cut for obvious reasons)

Otabek opened his eyes at the first ring of his alarm, (Yuri hates him so much because he’s the kind of person that gets up when it’s time), he poked a hand out of the blankets to turn it off, not wanting to wake up Yuri just yet.

Once the alarm was off he turned around to leave a kiss on Yuri’s forehead like every morning, however, he was surprised to find out that Yuri wasn’t laying right beside him, instead, a pink note was laying on his partner’s pillow. Otabek frowned, rubbing the sleepiness off his eyes and taking the folded note in his fingers. His name written in Yuri’s elegant calligraphy.

Otabek, I prepared like the cheesiest shit for Valentine’s day. You can’t laugh. Go to the kitchen.


Otabek felt his cheeks getting warm as a big smile started to pull at the corners of his mouth. He got up with a jump, walking (more like running) towards the kitchen. Yuri Plisetsky preparing something for Valentine’s day? The the Yuri Plisetsky who gets all flustered when Otabek brushes his har with his fingers? That’s definitely something forward to see.

He stopped by the entrence of the kitchen when a delicious smell filled his nostrils. He peeked into the room and his mouth watered when he saw his favorite breakfast waiting for him in the counter, a tablet and another pink note laying beside it.

Press play, dork


Otabek turned on the tablet and pressed play to the vide where he saw Yuri leaning against the counter.

“Yo, Otabek”, he brushed his blonde hair back with his hand. “Ah, I think I should say something… sweeter…”, he cleared his throat, looking away as his hand traveled down to scratch at the back of his neck, Otabek noticed how his cheeks started to turn pink. “Good morning, Altin. I made your favorite breakfast and also the smoothie you like, that one is in the frige”, he pointed to the fridge in the video and Otabek turned just to see another pink note.

“I can’t be there with you because I have more things prepared for you”, a happy smile broke into Yuri’s face. “But enjoy this breakfast because I woke up very early to make it! A-ah… and I made it with love”, Otabek laughed and at the same time Yuri did in the video. “Enjoy your breakfast and keep following the notes!”, he waved and the video ended.

Otabek was tempted to replay the video, but he remebered the note in the fridge, so with long steps he made his way to it, opening it up as soon as he took it.

Your smoothie is inside! After breakfast you’ll have to go to /men’s shop/ and said to the first employee you see that you came for “My best present ever”, like that, if you don’t say it they’ll not give it to you


Otabek rolled his eyes, reading the note over and over again. He could hear Yuri’s voice inside his head and his heart was jumping excitedly at Yuri’s next surprise. So far, Otabek didn’t know what to expect, turning back at his breakfast his stomach growled, desperate to dig in that glorious-looking plate, though, Otabek started to lead to the bathroom before anything else. His bladder about to explode.

He found another pink note in the bathroom’s mirror.

You look stunning today.

-Yuri ❤”

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Merlin RP - Or not.

Since I didn’t manage to come online in a while, I wanted to remedy those shortcomings today.
I’ve got a new (Merlin)wig which I was dying to try out, so I got into cosplay. The minute I switched on my camera to film one of my favourite scenes from the show, my internet connection broke down.
I tried all I could but didn’t get it to work again. So I filmed the scenes that I needed (plus a little extra, which I will post below ;) ) and gave up on rping for today. As soon as I pulled off the wig that damn internet was working again. (I took it as a sign that, fate or god or whoever they are, just doesn’t want me to come online today. So sorry for that.

But I hope that I can come online soon as Murderous Merlin, for whom I’ve prepared a little preview below:
(If you have any questions for him, send them in and I’ll include them, when my internet allows me to come online again!)

amazinghowfire heeft gereageerd op je bericht: Dieting is just fine but damn it all, I need more…

Only advice I have is to try and find something you actually like to do or pair an exercise with a thing you like. For example I started walking more because I could walk to a good place to take pictures of the sunset and I fucking love sunsets so that was motivation to walk. Also I just kind of enjoy walking in general because I like nature and shit. But find something you like. Yeah. The most obvious and worst advice ever but there you go.

No, this is actually really helpful! I just got a new camera and it never even occurred to combine that with exercising. Thank you! 

wait, miyuki as a flip phone Oo".

lol i thought flip phones have cameras?? but i actually forgot if they do coz it feels like ages ago XD now im curious…

Hiding (Part 2)

Part 1

It’s been a week since the “Joe dated the worst girl in the history of dating” mistake. And right now everything seems normal. Except maybe for Joe who’s pretty much 24/7 on his phone for 2 days.

“I’m gonna beat you so bad, baby cousin.” Caspar said, sitting on my right as the video game finally started.

“Psh. Yeah right.” I responded competitively, pushing all the buttons of my controller.

“Oh please you don’t even play this. You just push random buttons.” Said Caspar, not taking his eyes off of the tv.

“At least I’m not Joe who doesn’t even try.”

“I might be wearing headphones but I can still hear you, Y/N.” Said Joe who’s sitting on my left… on his phone. Again.

I was about to answer when I suddenly jumped to my feet in victory and Caspar slumped in defeat.

“Ha! Told ya I’m going to win.” I said proudly to Caspar.

He groaned “Joe come on let’s play. I need to defeat someone.”

Joe didn’t respond, his eyes still focused on his bloody phone. “Joe.” Caspar called again.

“Yeah?” Finally, Joe put down his headphones. But not his actual phone.

“Who the hell are you texting?” Caspar asked.

“I uh.. I’m on twitter.” Joe answered.

“Oh really?” I raised an eyebrow. “You’re obviously tapping this whole time. Not scrolling.”

“I was tweeting.”

Caspar spoke again. “You’ve been tapping your phone with your thumbs for like an hour now. Come on, Joseph. Who’re you texting?”

“No one. Just go back to your game.” Joe responded, a bit irritated.

I sighed as I looked at my watch. “Nope. No time for another round.” I then stood up and put down my controller.

“Where’re you going?” Caspar asked.

“I’m suppose to film a collab with Dan at exactly 3pm and it is 2:15 so I need to get ready.”

“Oh yeah.” Caspar looked at the clock. “And I have a meeting at 2:30. Shit.” He stood up and ran towards his room.

“Want me to drive you to Dan’s?” Joe asked, still sitting comfortably.

“No, thanks. Caspar’s driving. I think.”

“Caspar. Driving. You serious?”

I laughed. “I wish I’m not. Anyway, you okay here?”

He gave me a small smile. “Yeah I’ll be fine.” He then looked at his phone again.

I tried to read the name of the one his texting by secretly staring at his phone but sadly, my eyes are a bit damaged. Damn I need my glasses.


Here I am now sitting on Dan’s bed at his room, ready to start filming. Dan arranged the camera and mic.

“Okay. We’re ready.” Dan smiled.

“Yaaaasss.” I said excitedly.

He then finally pushed the record button and sat beside me on his bed.

“Hello, Internet!” He said to the camera. “As you can see I am here with a girl.”

“That’s new.”

“Yes, me being with a girl is not normal.” We both laughed. “Okay so you guys probably know her. Introduce yourself please.”

I looked at the camera. “Uhm my name’s Y/N and I make YouTube videos.”

“And you’re Joe Sugg’s girlfriend.”

“Oh my gosh Dan, I am not.”

Dan smirked. “That’s just sad cause you guys are my otp.”

“We’re just friends, Dan. Just friends.” I gave him a fake smile. My heart sunk as I said those two truthfully hurtful words.

“Well,” Dan stared blankly at the wall. “There goes my dreams.”

I laughed again. “I’m sorry, Daniel.”

He then looked at the camera. “Anyways, we are going to play the 7 seconds challenge…”

And then the filming continued.


We just finished filming and here we are now at Dan and Phil’s lounge. I texted Caspar and he said he’ll drive me home after his meeting.

Oh and Phil’s home.

“Seriously, I really thought you guys were together.” Said Phil who’s sitting on my left and Dan on my right. Phil was talking about how they ship me and Joe.

“Haven’t you heard the latest internet issue?” I asked them both and they shrugged. “Joe dated a famous model last week.”

“And?” Said Dan.

“It didn’t work out.” I don’t know why but I automatically half smiled.

Phil spoke again. “Well, someone’s happy.” He grinned.

“Stop teasing me, Philip. Your ultimate otp isn’t real.”

Dan gasped jokingly. “Why do you keep crushing our dreams, Y/N?”

“Because, I’ve said this like a million times… Joe and I are just friends.” I innocently smiled.

“Yeah right.” Said Phil. “But do you like him?”

I suddenly felt my face getting warm.

“Uhm.” I started when suddenly, my phone vibrated on my pocket. I checked it and saw a message from Caspar.

I’m outside. Hurry up I’m so hungry.

He texted.

“Guys,” I looked at Dan and Phil. “I need to go. Caspar’s waiting outside.”

I tried to stand up but Dan grabbed my arm and pulled me slight gently to sit again.

“You’re not going anywhere until you answer our question.” Phil said and they both gave me a serious look.

I sighed. “Fine. I like Joe. I really really like him. In fact I’m in love with him but he doesn’t know. And please guys just keep it that way.”

The two of them nodded. “Don’t worry. We’re great at keeping secrets.” Phil smiled.

“Thanks, guys.” I smiled back.


Here we are now outside the Jaspar flat. Caspar’s just looking for our front door key. He checked his pockets, his wallet, and he doubled checked the car earlier. He then paused and stared at the floor for a moment.

“Please don’t tell me you lost it again.” I said with my face annoyed.

“I’m calling Joe.” Caspar pouted. He grabbed his phone from his pocket and dialed Joe’s phone number.

The tv was so loud so his obviously home.

After a few seconds, Caspar spoke. “He’s not answering.”

I groaned.

“Oh wait.” Caspar’s face brightened. He again checked his pocket, but this time it’s his jacket’s pocket.

My annoyance slowly faded when Caspar surprisingly pulled out a key. “Found it.”

“Oh thank goodness.” I said as Caspar slowly opened the door.

Caspar walked in first and I followed. I then noticed a blanket on our couch which is pretty weird.

Casp saw it too and he went near it to take a look. I was shocked by hearing him shout “Are you fucking serious!?”

I walked towards the couch and saw Joe appeared, topless. His eyes wide and his face a bit confused. He sat straight and looked at me and Caspar.

“What happened?” I asked my older cousin as I walked towards them.

I then saw something- no, someone that I didn’t expect to be here at all.

The model that Joe recently dated.

That slut. She appeared beside Joe, naked with only blankets covering her body.

“Joe what the hell!” Caspar shouted again.

The two of them froze. “Caspar…” Joe spoke. “I’m so sorry. It’s not what you guys think.”

My fist clenched as I stood there, a bit shaking. I stared at them as tears were ready to fall from my eyes.

I don’t know what to feel anymore. I walked out as I covered my mouth to prevent myself from crying.

“Y/N…” I heard Caspar said and he followed down stairs.

I was about to enter my room when Caspar grabbed my arm. He turned me to face him and that’s when tears finally fell.

Caspar stared at me for a moment, his eyes full of concern. He then pulled me into a tight hug. I ended up crying on his chest.

I felt really sad and angry… and hurt. But what’s the point? Joe’s not mine. I don’t have the rights to feel these kind of things. The thought of it made me cry harder.

“He’s such a dick.” Caspar said in a low angry tone, still hugging me tight.

“Caspar!” I heard someone shouted from upstairs.

Caspar slowly let go of me. He turned to face Joe now walking towards us wearing only his shorts.

“Caspar…” Joe said again. His attention slowly turning to me. His face as concerned as Caspar. “Y/N? Why’re you-” He tried to walk near me but Caspar blocked him.

“Y/N, go to your room.” Caspar said, his eyes focused on Joe.

I obeyed and I quickly entered my room.


Joe Sugg’s P.O.V

My heart stopped beating for a moment when I saw Y/N crying. Though I don’t really know why she is.

Caspar didn’t let me speak to her and now she’s inside her room.

“What were you thinking Joe? Is that why you’re on your phone all day? Because of that bitch who’s obviously using you?” Caspar said.

“Look, she said she broke up with her boyfriend and she wants to apologize personally.” I explained stressfully.

“And you invited her here?”

“She asked for my address.” I looked down.

“Wow, Joe. Are you that easy?”

“I’m sorry okay? What’s the big deal anyway?”

“She’s not good for you, Joe.”

“Why’re you guys saying that? You don’t know her. Now please, can I talk to Y/N?”

“Oh so now you’re concerned?”

“I care for her, Caspar. She’s my friend.”

“Well, you’re not just a friend for her.”

My eyes widened as Caspar said those words. “Wha- What’d you mean?” I asked curiously.

“God, Joe are you really that numb?” Caspar almost shouted. “She’s hurt, Joe. She’s the one who’s always hurt. Y/N loves you and she doesn’t want you to know that. She’s afraid of being rejected because you’re too busy dating other girls. Whenever you’re broken or having a rough time, Y/N is always there to pick up the pieces.” He stared deeply into my eyes and his face slowly softened. “Talk to her when she’s ready. When you’re both ready.” He then turned around and walked away.

Caspar’s words made me realize a lot of things. I’m so bloody stupid for not noticing what Y/N felt. I didn’t know there was pain behind her precious smile.

Maybe my past relationships didn’t work out because I only care about one girl. Everytime I’m on a date, I always compare them to my favourite person. They’re not her. All those girls that I’ve dated are pretty. But they’re not beautiful like Y/N.

Is this what you call love? All I know is that I care about Y/N and I don’t want to see her crying. It hurts to see her like that.


Your P.O.V

I’m not mad at Joe. I’m not mad at anyone. I’m mad at myself for being so weak and naive. For falling in love with someone who doesn’t love me back.

I’ve been crying here in my room for like an hour and a half now. And yet I can still feel pain.

I stood up and walked towards the mirror. I stared at myself for a minute and realized that my light makeup is ruined and there’s circles under my eyes.

I looked at the clock. It’s already 9pm and I haven’t eaten dinner. So I decided to finally grab something to eat. I just wish Joe’s in his room right now. I’m still not ready to see him. And I don’t want him to see me like this.

I walked towards the door of my room and opened it. Oh no…

“Hey.” Joe said, sitting on the floor, his legs crossed. And his eyes… It has dark circles under it just like mine.

I then felt my heart beating faster and faster. “What are you doing?” I asked as casual as I can.

He stood up. “I uh… I just wanna say sorry for earlier. I’m such a dick, I know. I didn’t mean to hurt you bu-”

“Hurt me?”

“Uh I mean…”

“Caspar told you everything didn’t he?” I almost whispered.

He nodded and a tear fell from my eye.

“Good to know.” I said. “ I’m tired of hiding these feelings anyway.”

He stared deeply into my eyes.“I’m tired too. I’m tired of pretending. Pretending that I’m not madly in love with you.”

Suddenly, I felt millions of butterflies in my stomach. There was an awkward but beautiful moment before he spoke again.

“I can’t promise anything. But I will do anything to make it up to you.” He grabbed my hand and squeezed it lightly. “Can you at least forgive me for being such a douche?”

Without saying anything, I then wrapped my arms around his neck and hugged him.

“You’re my favourite douche.” I said.

He hugged me back tightly and said. “Thank you, Y/N.”

Hugs everywhere. Hug me. Hihi.

Based off of this post

For rainnecassidy, the band is going to have to wait a little bit longer.

She taps her pencil irritably on the table as Deputy Director Hill made formal introductions to the Team about their new coordinator; i.e. her, Darcy Lewis. Totally unnecessary seeing as how they’d all run into her before her promotion from Science! wrangler to Hero! wrangler due to Thor’s retelling of her mighty lighting box. Darcy tapped and tapped and continued. 

Clint already shut his hearing aids off, so he gave no shits. Natasha had the barest of smirks on her face while she watched Director Fury’s eyebrow twitch. Steve’s flexing his hands and trying not to laugh, his face an open book. Tony was pretending to doze off, Bruce had left twenty minutes ago sighting a migraine, and Sam and Bucky were too invested in their paper football game to care about the meeting. So she tapped and tapped, and tap- 

“Lewis, if you don’t stop that godda-” Fury begins, but Steve clears his throat and gives his patented The Captain Does Not Approve face but it’s lacking due to the mirth that glitters in his eyes. “Like I give a shit. Stop tapping your damn pencil. Hill, bring up footage from 05042012. Lewis, I want you to analyze the situation and find what’s wrong if you think you don’t need the run down of these agents.

There’s a few flicks on Maria’s tablet and the large monitor brings up a single camera angle of Steve waking up in modern day New York. Steve stiffens a little and Darcy notes that Bucky has started paying attention again, the panels of his arm whirring quietly next to her. Darcy hummed for a moment and adjusted her glasses.

"C'mon, you all are SHIELD. You’re going to have more than one camera angle. I need to see all the available vantage points.” Maria give a brief nod and a quick tilt of her lips as the screen now splits into fourteen different vantages. Darcy watches the nurse come in, Steve’s body language intent on her, his head slightly dropped before he stiffens and turns away. Darcy smirks, she knows that signal, she’s known those signs the minute puberty hit. 

“Agent Hill, could I have a zoom in on Roger’s face and then the nurse? Okay, I need it focused from her waist up.” Coulson turns his chair lazily in her direction, a single brow raised in silent questioning. Darcy knows what Steve said gave SHIELD’s facade away, but Darcy also knows historical clothing.

“Alright annnnddd pause.” The frames she’d landed on showed that Steve’s eye were squarely focused on the pseudo nurse’s chest, his frown ticked down, and in the opposite frame stood the agent. “There, that was the mess up." 

Fury gives her a dry look, his words slow and drawn. "I’m going to need you to elaborate on that.”

“Your agent is wearing a modern push-up bra. Any breathing male is going to notice that, a few scum bags might even mention it, but this is Steve Rogers we’re talking about. Captain America, the most virtious man to ever exist. There’s no way in hell he’s going to look that lady in the eye and go” Darcy clears her throat and lowers her voice to her best Captain America impression. “Ma'am, your boobs are not conical, I’m calling bullshit.

And if Sam chokes on his water or Bucky falls out of his chair laughing at how bright red Steve’s face had turned, well, Darcy was just going to chalk that up to a win next to Fury’s slackened jaw.

All Imagine (Best Friend!5sos) - Say Cheese!

Requested: Ya

Author: Brittany


  • Just a short little imagine about being the boys’ photographer and also their best friend :)

Say Cheese! – All (Best Friend!5sos)

“Yeah! Gimme more of that, Hemmings!” You whooped and hollered. You furiously clicked your camera, going a thousand miles per hour. The boys were doing sound check and it was the best time for you to get photos. Whenever you tried during the actual show, your hair would get pulled or your back would get scratched. The fans could be ruthless, but you understood and were used to it by now. You were focused on Luke for the time being, but he was extremely weary of your hoots.

The singer stopped singing and turned to the rest of the boys. “I can’t do this with her yelling,” He groaned with a smile, trying to hide the inevitable love all the boys shared for you. Luke faced you again, “Get that thing out of my face, Y/N,” He joked and playfully smacked your arm away.

You laughed and stuck your tongue out at him, “The camera loves you, Lukey.”

“Not as much as I love you,” He ruffled your hair and started playing again.


It was a quiet day on the tour bus. You were sitting in your bunk, going through the photos from that week, and editing them to perfection. You were having a nice conversation over the phone and were just about ready to publish the pictures. Suddenly, you heard Calum calling your name. “Not now, Cal, I’m on the phone with Jeremy,” You shouted back. You heard a chorus of groaning in response. Jeremy was your boyfriend of about a year and the guys absolutely despised him. You said a quick goodbye to Jeremy and went to go see what the bassist wanted.

You went out into the common area of the bus and saw no one. “Calum, what did you need?” You asked loudly.

“I need you to take my picture for a new twitter icon,” You heard his voice coming from the bathroom, “I’m just finishing up my hair.”

“Alright, just come out when you’re ready,” You replied, breaking out your handy dandy camera. Under 30 seconds later, you heard the bathroom door slide open. “Ok, are you rea-, Calum, oh my god!” You shrieked.

Standing in front of you, was a very naked Calum. “Should I strike a pose or just stand here?” He said, laughing hysterically.

You scowled and mumbled, “I hate you so much. Put on some damn pants.”


Everyone was up and awake on the bus. Well, almost everyone. Luke and Michael were left sleeping and you had an itch to bother one of them. You decided your best bet would be Michael because you didn’t want to wake the dragon.

You whipped out your camera and crept over to his bunk. You stuck the lens right in his face. Michael’s plump lips hung open and slight drool poured over the edge of the bottom. He cuddling Luke’s stuffed penguin and you just had to take the opportunity. You snapped a picture, waking him up. His bright green eyes fluttered open and he moaned when he saw you. “Fuck off, Y/N,” Michael muttered as he rolled over onto his side.

“This is gold,” You shook your head, smiling, “I wonder what the Michael girls would do to get this picture. Unspeakable things, I’m sure.”

“Oh please, more than just Michael girls would want that,” He grumbled, “Luke girls, Ashton girls, and Calum girls. I’m beautifu-, wait.” He sat up with a fright, “That picture doesn’t go anywhere.”

You threw your head back, cackling. “Alright, Mikey,” You squeezed his cheek, “Just give Luke back his penguin before he starts crying.”


“Alright, Ash,” You clapped your hands together, “This will be your headshot for the magazine spread so make it good.”

Ashton winked, “Got it, Y/N.”

As soon as you hit the button on the top of your camera, the drummer pulled the ugliest face he could possibly make. “Ashton!” You scolded. He started giggling like a four-year-old and you rolled your eyes. “Do it for real this time or else,” You threatened.

“Ok, ok, sorry,” He threw his hands up in defeat.

Another click, another horrifying face. “Ashton Fletcher Irwin!” You slapped his knee, “Why did you do that?”

“Well,” Ash said slowly, “You didn’t actually threaten me with anything so I didn’t have anything to lose!”

“Hmm, that’s right,” You scratched your chin sarcastically, “I guess one of these ugly shots will have to go in the magazine.”

“Whatever. I have no shame!”

You shrugged and started packing up. “Oh!” You exclaimed, “Did you know Hayley Williams reads this magazine?”

A look of pure terror spread across the drummer’s face. “Please take one more!” Ash pleaded, “I promise I’ll be good!”


You stormed in after a “nice” day out. You threw your bag on one of the bus chairs and retreated to your bunk, fuming. You shut the curtain so no one would bother you. You buried your head in your pillow and plugged you headphones in, blasting angry music. The music blocked out any outside sound, so you didn’t hear your name being called. You felt someone tapping your foot so you sat up and pulled the curtain open. Standing below you were four very concerned boys.

“Are you ok?” Michael asked.

You scoffed and sniffed, “No.”

Luke bit his lip nervously, “Do you want to tell us what happened?”

“Jeremy broke up with me,” You spat, feeling hot, angry tears welling up in your eyes. You didn’t want to cry over some asshole, but you couldn’t help it.

The boys, even though they were happy the boyfriend was gone, saw how upset you were. After a moment of silence, Calum spoke, “Would you say you need cheering up?” You nodded. They all exchanged suspicious glances. You raised an eyebrow. All four of them dashed out of the room in the same direction, leaving you confused as could be.

“Guys?” You called out. Honestly, you were kind of annoyed that they left you like this. “Fuck you,” You whispered and crawled back into your bed.

Minutes later, the boys ran back in, arguing and shoving each other. “I wanna give it to her!” Luke whined.

“Shut up, Luke!” Michael snarled, “No one cares what you think.”

You didn’t feel like breaking up the fighting, so you stayed still. Before you knew it, all four of them were crawling in with you. “What’s going on?” You asked tiredly, “I’m really not in the mood. Also, how can all five of us fit in here? I’m pretty sure this thing is gonna collapse.”

“We made you something,” Calum explained.

Ashton was holding a giant scrapbook. On the front was a picture of the five of you at the AMAs. “We put this together on a day off,” Ash blushed, “We wanted to save it for when you needed cheering up or Christmas or something.”

You opened the book to see the first Selfie the five of you ever took together. You saw pictures from the camping trip Ashton forced you all to go on. There was a picture of you taking a picture of the boys. There was the Christmas that you all had together because none of you were home that year. You saw the picture that Liz took of you all when the five of you got sick with fevers that one February. There were so many great memories documenting every step you’d ever taken with the boys.

“You just mean a lot to us, Y/N,” Luke smiled.

“Yeah,” Michael piggybacked off of the blonde, “We love you lots.”

You brought them into a giant group hug and whispered, “I love you more.” They were your family.

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Happiness in Hardships: Chapter Ten

Finally! I know!

I’m ridiculously sorry for the hold up on this chapter.  I have another writing job and sadly it takes priority.  My brain was fried with edits and just life (you know, children, husband, trying to find a damn house in a new city).

All mistakes are mine!

Big THANKS to JamieSommers23 and PeetasBunMyOven for all the help with this chapter.

If it’s in italics it’s a flashback. 

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This is random, but the only thing I'm enjoying about those new pap pics of louis is the fact that he's carrying a bottle of chocolate milk 😶

“Louis hold my hand there’s a camera.” 

“But my…my chocolate milk.”

“Fine. Here.”

“Damn it…why didn’t I leave the top unscrewed?”

“Hold on Lou! I’m comin!…Boo…Bear…needs…his…vitamin…d…and…p…heh”

“I’m in love with an idiot.”

Fuck Customers

I am the head of electronics at a major retail store, we will just call it Bullseye, and I had a lady come in a few days ago about 30 minutes before the end of my shift asking about a camera. No big deal. UNTIL I explained to her that the only available camera we had left was the display that if she wanted it I could box it up for her. [This was after I checked the backroom 3 times] She finally said that it was fine. But as soon as I start boxing up the camera, she flies off the handle with saying “No, I want that camera new. I dont want no display camera! If im paying for it its going to be new” Which I replied to her saying once again that this was the only camera we had left in what she wanted and this is all I could do. Then I offered to hold the camera for her if she wanted to go look at other stores to see if they had it new in a box and if not it’ll be here waiting for her. She then starts throwing a fit, yelling at me, cussing me, calling me a smartass, etc. Saying that I was rude and had poor customer service and even telling her that she needed to get out of the store and somewhere else. Like no, I just offered to hold the damn thing and put it in reserve for you so you could check another store [which you said you wanted to do in the first place]. She then demanded that someone else checked her out so I literally had to call my only coworker at this time from across the store to check her out. Like some people are literally the worst human beings in the world.


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I miss my friend…(A Nick & Jess Mars Landing mix) listen

. Love Is A Bitter Thing-Rams’ Pocket Radio (I would love it if you said that ‘I want my friend back’. I’ve got this feeling love is a bitter thing) Everybody’s Heart’s Breaking Now-Lavender Diamond (Maybe run through the fire and we’ll both find the same. But together was better, we hold on together.Oh, everybody’s heart’s breaking now) . Metaphorically Yours-Ed Harcourt (It’s not over, I don’t think that it will be. I confess I love you so. But you know) . I Could’ve Been Your Girl-She & Him (If you see me, just move on cause we are free and never meant to be) . Poison & Wine-The Civil Wars (You think your dreams are the same as mine. Oh, I don’t love you but I always will) . After The Fall-Kodaline (I get the feeling that this is for the better. And I just want you to know, I can’t hold on forever when all I wanna do is let go) . Standing In The Way Of The Light-Birdy (Round we go in circles. Does it have to be this hard? We can stop the fighting if you let down your guard.There’s still a way to make it right) . Dents-The Acorn (All the miles that we have put between us have been filled with loving blisters and sour truths) . Careless Love-Camera Obscura (I don’t think that we can really be friends. But I’ll try again) . If You Want-Absofacto (If you want a new world, go build one and if you want some more time, just take some. If you don’t want me anymore, I guess that that’s okay) .Until We Get There-Lucius (What do you say, is this the time for one more try at a happy life? Is it unwise to think my fears will not reprise?)