damn hasook

Customer: I want my 30% percent off. That’s what it says on the coupon.
Me: I understand, ma'am, but it says on full priced items only. You have sale items.
Customer: Why couldn’t you tell me that before I went to the sale section, then?
Manager steps in. Customer leaves.
Me: That Hasook of a Hasooking customer is a Hasooking idiot. What the Hasook?
Manager: Are you cursing in Japanese?
Me: No, in dweebanese.