damn californians

anonymous asked:

Just curious, do you road rage lol, like does your city have a lot of stupid drivers who just do dumb shit that piss you off?

It seems no one in this entire damn state can actually go the speed limit… and they don’t understand that you can go right on red??? Ugh. 

Every state has its thing though. Kansans never use their fucking cruise control on the highway, will fucking pull out right fucking in front of you even if there’s no one coming for a fucking mile, and they fucking slow down at green lights. 

Texans will tailgate you, then get pissed when you do it back and slam on their brakes. At least they GO THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT OR FASTER THOUGH. DAMN. 

Californians seem to love traffic??? I don’t understand?????? They also have stupidly slow speed limits bc omg the ozone layer might deteriorate if we go fucking 60. 

Floridians fucking cut you off with no blinker warning AT ALL, but again, AT LEAST THEY GO THE SPEED LIMIT OR WAY FASTER. HOW FUCKING HARD IS THAT @ WASHINGTON AND KANSAS??????

All the Wine
The National
All the Wine

The National - All the Wine

The song which I’ve been quoting since yesterday. It’s really a pretty fabulous tune. The whole album is pretty damn fabulous, in fact. 

I’m put together beautifully
Big wet bottle in my fist, big wet rose in my teeth
I’m perfect piece of ass
Like every Californian
So tall I take over the street, with highbeams shining on my back
A wingspan unbelievable
I’m a festival, I’m a parade