damn bruno

…because Johnny totally needs to sing some Bruno Mars.

His voice would be perfect for any of those songs and I just happen to love “Uptown Funk”, (even I think Johnny is way too shy and humble to be singing some of those lyrics :-p) so here we are. Also, I didn’t want to give him the hat because why hide that beautiful hair from the world?

Johnny is a total hottie.*fans self* Who knew an animated gorilla could be so attractive?

If Johnny was human, he’d totally be Bruno….

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I kinda headcanon Kuroo as being completely immune to generic cheese but being easily annihilated by the most innocent of the sincere compliments

IKA “PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY NAME” WONG IS OFF THE BLOCK!

IKA “WORKING LIKE A HOOKER ON YONGE STREET” WONG IS OFF THE BLOCK!

IKA “YOU’RE GOING HOME” WONG IS OFF THE BLOCK!

IKA “THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS HOUSE” WONG IS OFF THE BLOCK!

I’m really proud of Bruno Mars because he’s made nearly every teenage girl go “I’m too hot hot damn” and even just saying that once can help someone’s self esteem and no one is making fun of the song so girls aren’t constantly made fun of for listening to it like with other artists. I’m just really proud of Bruno for making a ton of young girls a little bit more comfortable in their own skin.

Michael Mell x Reader + Aquarium

- he suggests it to you after his buddy Jared tells him about how he went to the aquarium with his boyfriend and it was a fantastic date
- you get super pumped up about it because it’s the a q u a r i u m who wouldn’t be excited
- Michael’s getting dressed and he asks you to toss him a shirt
- after admiring your shirtless boyfriend, you hand him the “world’s best grandma” shirt that Jeremy got him as a joke
- “Really?”
“You never take off your red hoodie. Nobody’s gonna know except us.”
- he wears it
- he drives and sings along to Bruno Mars the whole way
- you obviously send videos to the squad
- “Damn, Bruno Mars would treat me RIGHT.”
“So do I, Michael.”
“Says the person who made me wear a World’s Best Grandma shirt.”
- when you get there, the ticket guy (AJ, you read from his name tag) asks if you qualify for any discounts
- Michael pulls up his hoodie and says, “Will this shirt get me a senior discount?”
- the ticket guy is dying laughing and says, “Yeah, sure, dude.” And gives him the fucking senior discount
- Michael is like a little kid, running to see the Beluga whales
- he takes a picture of you with your hand on a “Do Not Touch” sign
- he buys matching squid hats for the both of you and he refuses to take his off
- a little kid splashes you at the touch tank and soaks your shirt
- being the generous boyfriend he is, Michael gives you his hoodie
- “I want a divorce.”
“I love you, Michael.” Credit for this one to @the-king-of-wasps
- you two must look weird, you in a hoodie that’s way too big and him in a World’s Best Grandma shirt
- he shows you the gay penguins he read about online
- “That one’s named Connor and his boyfriend is named Evan.”
“That sounds weirdly familiar.”
- you get lunch at the aquarium
- “They serve fish here? That’s not right, man.”
“Jared said they have some pretty bomb cookies here.”
“Let’s get those instead of real food.”
- at the end of day, you see the dolphin show
- Michael suggests going again sometime
- “Sounds great, baby.”
- when you’re about to go to sleep, he still hasn’t taken off the squid hat