Dear Evan Hansen characters as things I heard in high school theatre class
- Evan: "No offense, but if you don't stop apologizing I'm gonna punch you in the fucking throat."
- Connor: "Welcome to 'That's What I Call Emo' Volume 7"
- Zoe: "No, I don't have any brothers." *brother screaming in the background* "He isn't real."
- Heidi: "No offense, but stop trying to fix my mental health when yours is a disaster."
- Jared: "You look like you drink bubble bath."
- Alana: "If you're not gonna respect me as your director you can put on your own damn show"
- Cynthia: "If you like boys, that's fine. Just stop kicking my door."
- Larry: "Wait who died"