i had some drream

that i had been pregnant for four months or something like that

because i looked at too many pictures of good looking men

so we were gonna go on this cruise where we had to swim to the boat before it took off but on the way there i had to save this drowning little black kid

and i saved him and it turned out he could swim so then he swam away laughing manically and i was like okay rude

so i finished swimming to the boat but i was all slow cause i was pregnant

and they wouldn’t let me on cause they said i was late

so i woke up really pissed off


DAMMIT TYRONE! You’re tearing this school apart!!!