dammit-man-do-you-have-to

So my 5 year old niece thinks she’s dating Michael Clifford.

This morning I walk into the kitchen after doing some laundry, and I see her at the table. She’s got crayons splayed out all around her, and she’s coloring away like a mad woman. I think it’s pretty cute, so I make myself some tea and leave her in peace.

She’s slaving away over this art piece, man. Lemme tell ya. I’ve never seen her work so hard on art work, and she has a Disney Princess coloring book. So eventually I go over to her and I’m like:

“Hey, Lil. What’re you making?” And she looks at me with a huge smile and she’s like:

“I’m dwawing my boyfwend, Michael Cwipper. Do you have his number so you can show him?” She looks up at me with the cutest motherfucking eyes so I’m like “god dammit I’ll try”

So here’s the picture (notice the pink/purple hair):

 I could lie to her and tell her I showed him and he loved it, but it’d be really great to show him he has such a young fan infatuated with him too cause he’s cute.

I posted it on my personal Twitter as well, but I have, like, 0 followers. It’d be really cool if you guys could reblog this and try to get 5sos-official to see it?

anonymous asked:

ESTP discovering an INTJ has a crush on them?

ESTP: (Wait……there’s something that doesn’t add up. I’m not sure what it is because I was too busy doing other shit, but I’m pretty sure there’s something up. Wait! I have an idea….*text INTJ*)

ESTP: Hey, INTJ, on a scale of HOT to NOT HOT what would you rate me?

INTJ:……*typing*

ESTP: (Oh shit this was a good idea)

INTJ: Idk.

ESTP: (NICE) Okay, so like, I’m at least an 8

INTJ: *typing*

ESTP: (Omg. They’re totally into me)

INTJ: No, I just really don’t know.

ESTP: (omg this is working out) SO….R U INTERESTED?

INTJ: *starts typing*

INTJ:.….*stops typing*

INTJ:(god dammit)….*starts typing again*

ESTP: (Oh man, this is going great)…

INTJ: Yea…I guess……u doing anything later?

ESTP: NO. WE SHOULD GO FIGHT BEARS.

INTJ:….Ok.

anonymous asked:

A part of me is waiting for someone to start a kickstarter to buy you toys, where we all send our money to force you buy all the sailor merchandise and amuse us with their antics. Im not sure what the other part of me is thinking though.

Oh man, I can’t even find the time to open the fucking toys I HAVE. I so need to finish Mako’s unboxing story. I can’t even fucking REMEMBER Mako’s unboxing story now. DAMMIT MAKO.

No really I need to do that. My Figuarts do not look complete without her. Aaaand I’m pretty sure she’s going to kill me.

I had one of those conversations with a friend that makes you loose all faith in them. Like. She found out I’m personally not keen on Nat/Steve, and proceeded to yell at me for it. 

Eventually, it got to the point where I said: ‘Man listen I only ship Nat with James. BuckyNat is my honest to god OTP. Steve and Nat would probably have hot sticky wall banging post mission sex, but currently I can not see them as a romantic pair.’

To which she replied. ‘Dammit, Bucky and Nat do not even know each other!’ She even called it a Crack!Ship.

……. 

I have never given someone a history lesson quicker in my life… 

edit: A lot of you ship Romanogers. Which is totes cool! You have that right and you are beautiful for it. <3 Kudos for seeing chemistry in something I personally have not been able to. I respect that. 

amusing things about re-watching the Two Towers:

- Gimli calling Legolas “lad”. which. Gimli. Legolas was old when he met your father. Did you not listen to any of your old man’s stories? (though maybe he left out the part about being captured by pretty-boy elves) 

- My cat sitting up and looking very alarmed when the music for the battle of Helm’s Deep began. Alfie is worried about the Anglo-Saxons Rohan dammit

- the fact that the Uruk Hai are losing despite the fact that they have bombs and crossbows and are generally more advanced tech wise, because 1) Tolkien hates the Industrial Revolution (see: Isengard) and would probably beat up a train if he could (Tolkien and Ayn Rand locked in a room together: discuss) and 2) they decided it’d be a great idea to gather all their forces into one little dip in front of Helm’s Deep with no exit.

why did they think this was a good idea? where are the battle tactics. they seem to have some- the bomb, the shields to protect the battering ram, the ladders pre-climbed by orcs before being lifted up to maximise how many could get over the wall (i like to think of that as “here’s one invading force I made earlier”) why did they do all that but not think to put out scouts or a reserve force to watch their back? They have a commanding officer - that guy who stood on the rock and screamed commandingly- at least i’m assuming that was him and not just like. some random orc who just liked doing that. - what was he doing during this battle? he should be sacked. honestly did Saruman just give them tech and send them off and hope for the best? 

- wow there are alot of men in this. and then there’s eowyn. does she? have friends?

- speaking of bombs, the weird Olympic Flame run the masked orc does to light the bomb. there was cheering. there was chanting. did they practice the chant? who’s idea was it or on their way there was one of them like ‘bro. bro. when you light the bomb thing. we totes gotta cheer you on bro. gotta pump you up. gotta get you a theme’ ‘bro’ ‘bro’ why am i imagining orcs as frat boys?  

- i still don’t know who blonde elf man (”not legolas”) is or why we should care about his death.

- TOSS ME

- wow the hobbit trilogy was a disappointment 

fursasaida asked:

GANDALF OF WHATEVER COLOR

Do you love/hate/don’t feel strongly about this character? I really enjoy Gandalf the Gray. I have… less enthusiastic feelings about Gandalf the White, just because dammit man you used to be a quirky old fellow and now that you’re “a bastion of good” you’re all ethereal and that kinda makes me sigh a bit, but he still maintains enough of that quirkiness to keep him lovable

What’s your favorite trait of this character? His understanding of the worth of mortals.

What’s your favorite moment/even involving this character? The bridge of Khazad-dûm is really really incredible.

If you could have one power/attribute/etc. of this character, what would it be? How about Narya, the ring of fire? Then I could sing that country song un-ironically

Have you ever pictured this character naked? No, I don’t have to, thank you movies

When did you fall in love/hate with this character? I you don’t have any strong feelings toward them, why not? I mean, the movies really did it for me re: falling in love with LOTR characters. Gandalf is so cute with his affections for the hobbits and the shire and how he makes those little butterflies for the hobbit kids and it’s so cute

Who’s your OTP for this character? Gandalf/Eonwë, although I have given it zero thought before this moment. Maybe Gandalf/pipeweed-in-Valinor?

ablackwing asked:

✿ /sticks this in the pup's face

send me a ✿ and i’ll generate a number.

[[ 17: rain kiss ]] 

“-- is all you’re ever going to do run away from me?”
It was late. Midnight about… They were both drenched, standing there in the forest. Zack had gotten angry enough to stalk after Sephiroth, following him this time instead of letting him hide. The man before him stood quiet– and still. Too still.
“Turn around, dammit!”
Zack would never raise his voice at a commanding officer but enough was enough. He was never good at beating around the bush and he had spent enough nights laying awake trying to understand the man that was now looking at him, green eyes reflecting in the dark. It was obvious Sephiroth was trying to calculate something that for once, wasn’t in his expansive database of strategies. Zack was being emotional and erratic. Two things that Sephiroth could not relate to. And it ate away at Sephiroth on the inside. 
Black spikes were starting to stick to his neck and the contour of his face. At least the rain was more forgiving than the stare he was receiving. Sephiroth remained perfect, unharmed by nature’s ways.
Of course, Zack had made the mistake of voicing how he felt for the General a few nights ago. At the time, Sephiroth ignored it as if it never happened. Their relationship went back to being completely professional. Then, a few days later he received a text close to 3 am with only the words ‘I am not worthy’. It made no sense… how could this man think himself unworthy of all the love that a god should receive?
“I need to know...” softer now… his voice had no more anger in it. “I’ve got nothing left to lose, Seph... if you want me to walk away and forget about this, trust me-- you and I can go back to our lives as if nothing had happened.” swallowing thickly, his eyes searched for any answers in the other’s eyes. Sephiroth was getting uncomfortable. Good. 
The bad part, however, was that he was starting to walk away without even answering. Blue eyes looked completely deflated for a moment, but Zack wasn’t going to give up. “-- goddammit.” Walking behind him, the first grabbed his generals’ arm and swung him around, pulling them both into a desperate kiss– his last attempt. 
A few leaves fell, cradling the rainwater and carrying it down to the mossy ground. Asides from the idle drops of water hitting their skin and clothes, Zack heard nothing. All he felt was the other’s lips against his and warm breath against his cheek. He must have been mad… if Sephiroth wasn’t scared off before, he was definitely going to be now. Still, he tuned out the fears, tuned out every other sensation asides from the man that was now in his arms– if only for a brief fleeing moment. 

murdercapitalking replied to your post:{ Getting these replies is awful.  But on the…

[ I don’t want to rush you or anything, so I’m still going to say reply whenever you’d like, BUT!! I have such muse for that thread, it’s crazy, so… whenever you get a chance, maybe? :D ]

{ IT IS NOT PRESSURE, IT IS ME TELLING YOU THAT PAWING AT ME AND ASKING FOR COLLIE IS A-OKAY. DAMMIT APRIL WEISS! DO I HAVE TO PULL THE CHART OUT AGAIN AND SHOW YOU?! }

anonymous asked:

7, 9, 23, 27, 42, 46?

7.Do you have any nicknames? My roommate has the same name as me, so as a necessity, yeah, haha. Sometimes I go by Mouse and sometimes I go by Dammit Kelsey (because normally when I say something that’s the response I get ;])

9.Kissed in the rain? No, but I have danced in the rain!

23.The last time you felt broken? Oh man, I’m dramatic a lot, so it’s hard to pinpoint when I’ve actually felt broken. Maybe a few months ago? There was an incident with a boy and an aspiring model and I was essentially none too pleased but okay that’s enough of that.

27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?Ahhh I feel like it’s really weird but noses. And hands I guess (I always do a wedding ring check when I first meet anyone. Because I’m thirsty).

42.What do you wear to bed? Honestly I rarely change for bed. I just pass out in whatever I wore that day. Unless I wore something super uncomfortable or fancy, then I just go for the oversized shirt.

46.How can I win your heart? This is so cliche, but by making me laugh. I have fallen for some troll-looking devil spawns because they were funny. But to keep it forever you have to be kind. So I guess I’m pretty easy???

eridanamporuh asked:

Hello!!!!!!!

eyy! ^^ 

1. First impression: omg this dualscar is SO COOL I wanna talk to this person but I don’t daaare!

2. Truth is: I would like to know you better, you’re a huge sweetheart and you have so many interesting stories to tell! plus I love how we can just go ‘okay but dscar and rosa doing this cute thing tho’ and it’s always so much fun. you always make me smile!

3. How old do you look: teeny tiny baby… nah, about fourteen or fifteen actually.

4. Have you ever made me laugh: SO MANY TIMES

5. Have you ever made me mad: nope!

6. Best feature: dat cloud of fluffy hair, man. and your big pretty eyes, and your smile, and your eagerness and how sweet you are- dammit you’re a huge cutie, I can’t choose a single feature, it’s not fair!

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: all I know is that since before we talked I wanted to be friends with you soooo, a platonic/friend crush I guess ^^

8. You’re my: friend!

9. Name in my phone: I don’t even use my phone if it’s not as an alarm lmao

10. Should you post this too? you already have it, but go nuts lol

saulgood-man asked:

O W L S

Choose a song at random, which OTP does it remind you of

I assume this means just shuffle to a random song so I’ll do that

Everything’s Alright by Laura Shigihara
god dammit this song makes me so sad shuffle why
tbh Jared/Richard, you’d just have to change a pronoun in one line

5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms

Tim from Marble Hornets
Jared from Silicon Valley
Roxy from Homestuck
Garnet from Steven Universe
Fitz from Agents of SHIELD

Your favorite fanartist/author gives you one request, what do you ask for

Silicon Valley characters in Marble Hornets roles to go along with that fic I’m going to write :^)

Show us an example of your personal headcanon

man I’m normally all over headcanons but this is so unspecific I’m having trouble thinking of something haha
umm
a personal Marble Hornets headcanon then (sorry I know you’re muh squad friend but it’s the first thing that came to mind)
even though neither of them can remember it, Tim and Jay actually became pretty good friends during the filming of Alex’s student film. after Jay is gone and Tim starts moving further away from Rosswood he starts being able to remember some of the things he forgot because of the Operator and this is one of them.

So the iceberg never broke and I poked at it and I poked at it and I poked at it and I poke
And I poked at it
but it stayed stagnant then I poked at it some more and in my notepad, man I wrote
If I don’t have it, if I don’t grab it, if it don’t chip then a toe tag is, one last I'mma hope, so iceberg don’t float
If I do manage to do damage to you dammit, it’ll be grand as, ten Grammies or my granny still standing with a note that read “Granted, don’t you panic”
When you make mistakes the most, one day it’ll make you grow
When you outlandish and you lose manners, to God you shall consult
When the bright cameras are still cramming in your face and it provoke
You to act mannish, just stay planted cause you reaping what you sowed

Keep positivity in your heart and keep a noose from ‘round your throat and
When you get mad and when you poke at it, when you poke it at just note, man

The iceberg is a reflection of you when you re-new your vision
Just think if it had sunk Titanic, the fuck you would do to a critic, my nigga?

Yeah, yeah, tell me, when thugs cry, do you hear 'em lord? Do you hear 'em lord? Do you hear 'em?
And if my ship go down tell me who will abort?
And they won’t let me live even when remorse that I give, when they gon’ rejoice and forgive, tell me how I stay positive"
When they never see good in me
, even though I got hood in me, don’t mean he won’t redeem me, Lord

Kendrick Lamar

cynicalvalleys asked:

Dammit. [Runs into the kitchen] What the hell are you doing?! Couldn't you have waited for someone else to make the bacon?!

LOU: I just wanted to be independant!

CONRAD: [holding a fry pan under a stream of water] You lit the oil! Not even the stove! [steam pouring off pan]

LOU: Doesn’t that cook it faster?!

CONRAD: No Lou! No! [pauses] Aww frick. I think I burnt my hands. [drops pan and soaks hands]

LOU: I mess up one time and you get so angry!

CONRAD: This is like the thirtieth time man!

anonymous asked:

08:24AM. Eating strawberries and resisting the urge to check my phone because he hasn't text me back about a pretty sensitive issue... Either I'm hormonal or paranoid. Why do I care? We live together. He's committed. He'll text back when he can. People need to breathe, dammit. Man, I need a shower.

it’s okay love don’t be stressed, I’m sure he’ll answer bc honestly what choice does he have like you’ll be waiting there when he gets home??/? and I’m sure he cares enough to give you some answers!! take a shower it might help u relax okay and share those strawberries pls 💕💕💕

One shot thingy

( First time really writing hetalia stuff . So it might suck. It’s really short tho. Kinda cracky I guess?)

“Why did you invite me here. You know I hate coffee” spat a blonde man with enormous eyebrows .

“Because I need your help dammit.” Hissed a girl with long straight platinum blonde hair .

“But Natalya I have better things to do then assist you on your latest crush. Who I’m guessing is that very cheery barista with the blue eyes . Sunshine smile ” the man asked directing his attention to the barista who was taking orders .
“He doesn’t seem like your type ”

“Shut the fuck up Arthur . You don’t even know my type . Besides that barista has messed up five orders already why would I like that guy !?” said Natalya who was a bit shocked that Arthur figured out who her target was set on .

“He has a dazzling smile . Nice arms. Kinda like Toris’s arms?” Smirked Arthur mentioning her old fling

“Ugh Arthur you know the rules . No talking about exes !! Don’t make me bring up Antonio.” Natalya glared a sly grin on her face.

“Fine! But if we’re gonna sit here all day staring at the loser because you don’t have the nerve to approach him without scaring him off I better get some free tea out of this !!” Griped Arthur crossing his arms .

I was tagged by the lovely starknjarvis to answer these 11 questions, and then tag 11 people.  Here goes…

 1. If you could only reread one fanfic for the rest of your life, which would you pick? Oh god.  Um, I’m gonna cheat and pick a series–Guitar Man by 22b_hound on AO3

2. What’s the last thing you wrote, and are you happy with how it turned out? I haven’t written anything in a very long time.  So probably not.

3. Do you have any plans for future tattoos? I do! Next on my to do list is to email the tattoo parlor and set up an appointment.  I’m getting “C’è speranza” with the type dissolving into feathers on my side.  After that, plans are less concrete, but I think I want something with poppies (California girl at heart) and who knows where I’d go from there.  I really like the idea of lit tattoos, but I don’t have anything set.

4.  What song is stuck in your head right now? L’esperienza dell’amore by Chiara

5. Reach to your left– what can you touch from where you’re sitting? the dvd remote

6. Say you find a fic that is absolutely perfect– tone, plot, pairings, everything– but is incomplete and abandoned. Do you read it anyway?  Oh so hard.  So much read.  And subscribe on the very very slight chance they ever pick it back up.

7. What would your dream wedding look like? Right now, I’m of two minds. Most likely, it’s happening near or at Williams because the one thing I’m certain of is who I want to officiate (the chaplin at Williams), and is a totally last minute, fuck-it-we’re-going-to-elope kind of affair.  I’d wear a cute dress, he’d wear whatever the hell he wanted, etc.  The other mind is the one that likes pretty things, and wants somewhere outside with twinkle lights and a pretty white dress and a view of water.

8. How often do you actually follow advice that you’ve requested? Pretty often, I think.

9. Plan trips in advance or wing it? Combo therein? Or be the spontaneous force to your plan ahead colleagues? (eh, starknjarvis?)

10. What song sums up your life right now? More specifically, if you were living in a musical, what would your next number be?   Gah! Um, I like musicals, but am not nearly well versed enough for this.  Mmmm… Is there a song that’s essentially “there’s nothing exciting happening, but i’m relatively content”? 

11. Favorite emoji? ……I’m a terrible millenial.  I don’t really use emojis… : /

If I tag you, feel free to ignore.

My eleven questions:

1. What’s something that makes you happy?

2. What’s your usual order at a bar?

3. Strangest dream you can remember having?

4. The stereotypical desert island question: you can three books with you, stranded on a desert island.  What are they?

5. If you were to get a sleeve tattoo, what would the theme be?

6. Favorite summer food?

7. What’s one piece of media that you consistently think of, but never actually get around to watching/reading/listening to/whatever?

8. Favorite book you had to read for a class?

9. Vacation or staycation?

10. How do you take your bagel?

11. If you could live anywhere in the world, had the money to spend, where would you go?

Ha!

You never go back on your word? Yeah right!


Just because I have a boyfriend now but doesn’t mean I don’t remember us, what we had, everything you told me. I remember every promise, every conversation, the things we told each other, the things you told me you wanted. You told me you loved me! God dammit man! You are such a liar, you broke so many promises to me, you showed me a side that no one else gets to see and for a little while, I thought that made me special but at the end I found out, that made me your secret. I blocked you today on Facebook because you turn into a douche in front of your friends, I hate seeing all your post and comments to girls and how you would treat them right and show them off and give them your all, when you couldn’t even give me half!