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When you’re trying to find a good way to say thank you to someone whose been hella supportive and understanding when you’ve been gritting your teeth trying not to show your continuing mental turmoil to the world at large, but you just don’t know how to word it without it seeming like you don’t mean it.

Sigh.

If you do see this, and I hope you do, I want you to know that getting all those little messages from you really means a lot. They make me laugh, and give me a reason to come on here when everything is imposing and scary.

Especially since, dammit, you don’t have to send them. I’m just an opinion on a computer, and yet you still care enough about my stupid ass to go out of your way to send those. FOR NOTHING IN RETURN.

Man, idk. I’ll send you a message back when I have a proper grasp of what I want to say, but until then just know seeing those means way more than I can articulate.

Evangelion Sentence Starters!

“Just leave me here.”

“Liar.” 

“How disgusting.”

 “Sorry, newcomer. I had to clobber you. I had to pop you one to work off my own anger.” 

“Do you feel any better after wandering around for two days?”

“I’m sorry about hitting you twice. Please, you gotta hit me back!”

“You won’t die. I’ll be protecting you.”

“I can understand why you’re still single at your age.”

“Take one step over this wall and you’ll be a dead man!” 

“I’m not appearing in public in this stupid thing!”

“No one can justify life by linking happy memories into a rosary.” 

“Want to become of one mind and one body?”

“Look at me, dammit, look at me!”

“I think you have your own room that they gave you!”

“I’m saying I love you.”

“I think I may have been born just to meet you, [name].”

“You betrayed me! You betrayed the trust I placed in you!”

“I’m so fucked up.”

“That was a grown-up kiss. We’ll do the rest when you get back.”

“Hey! Watch where you’re touching!”

“It’s morning, I can’t help it! I gotta…I gotta take a whiz, or something.” 

“You stupid pervert! I didn’t say to get that up!”

“What are you, stupid?”

“Are you riding his baloney pony?” 

“I’m only asking you to believe this: If…I mean, no matter what happens to me, I will not be sorry to die, because I had that time with you.”

“Could I…hold your hand again?”

BONUS Outtakes/Misc. 

“Okay, okay, okay. I mustn’t run away…I mustn’t…okay, I got that, good.” 

“Now, if I were to run away…let’s analyze that–where the fuck would I go?”

“You ran outta ink, too, didn’t you, you bastards!” 

“I’m thinking of shaving my beard. Everyone would be happier that way. Do you have nothing to say?! I can’t undo it once it’s done. Listen! I’m going to shave it!”

“Hey, wait, that last guy is still alive–oh, no, wait. That’s all of them.” 

“[name] YOU FUCKER.”

The Dojang: Girls’ Locker Room Edition

This was the conversation we had today.

Me: Man, this is uncalled for.

Badass Friend:  ????

Me:  I have been cramping for a week before I started my period.  That’s uncalled for.  

Badass Friend:  That is a little much.  

Me: Something needs to be done about this.

Badass Friend: It is called Obama Care

Me:  That’s right!  Obama needs to care dammit!

Badass Friend:  Get Obama to do something about this.

Me:  Yes.  I need an executive order.

Badass Friend:  About your uterus.  Maybe Michelle would know something about it.

Me:  You get me girl.

*Hugs*

Oh man I’m so excited for you but also slightly worried pls don’t be gone for a long time, I know this would be such a good opportunity for you to teach and get your name out and I want you to go but pls don’t be gone in Korea for anything longer than like 2-3 weeks tops otherwise I’m gonna miss the shit out of you. You’re amazing and capable of such incredible things and I know you gotta go out there and work for it but pls come home soon if you have to be gone long, and FaceTime me so I can see ur lovely face

DAMMIT ADAMS DAD IS HERE AND I DECIDED TO STAY HOME AND MAKE CUPCAKES WHILE THEY GO TO LUNCH SO THEY COULD HAVE TIME TOGETHER AND THEN AS THEYRE WALKING OUT HIS DAD GOES “oh I thought you were joining us” AND NOW IM LIKE FUCKIN SHIT MAN I WAS TRYING TO DO A NICE THING DAMNIT

I thought about it today, and I realized that I’m less bitter over you than I am dissappointed in you. I still see just as much potential in you as I ever did, I am just absolutely disgusted with the choices you’ve made. You could be a great man once you grow up if you just ever decide to do it. I get that you didn’t have anyone to raise you but forget the pity parties and raise your damn self to be someone.

Dammit.