dammit why

My dinner looks like a vulva. I feel bad eating it.  Actually I don’t think I can bite into it. Hahaha.  Dammit mussels, why you look so much like lady bits.

sasukes-tomatoes asked:

Ship thing - naruhina

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

Naruto. He likes to hold “competitions” to see whose peep will explode first. Hinata humors him, but he has to clean up.

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

Naruto. Though it’s not the cat that’s the problem, but Kurama, who is far too nosy and voyeuristic for Naruto’s liking.

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

Hinata. Technically they’re home videos, but they somehow mysteriously leak to the internet.

who breaks the most phones

Naruto. They’re too small for his hands, dammit, why can’t they make them like Nokia anymore.

who dies first

Hinata, of old age. And then Naruto cries big, awful, heartrending crocodile tears and breaks all of us into tiny little pieces.

which one I could see as being lactose intollerant

Hinata. I can see her with several different food allergies, and Naruto accidentally putting something in her ramen that she’s allergic to, followed by complete disastrous panic and a visit to Sakura at the hospital.

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

Naruto. He loves his new laptop for office work, but often forgets how to use its basic functions and has to ask Hinata or Shikamaru to help him. Later on, Himawari will be a whiz with technology.

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

Hinata. But if Naruto gets too crazy in his sleep, she just hits a couple of tenketsu and then he sleeps like a baby for the rest of the night.

who uses the computer most

Naruto uses it more for work, but Hinata actually knows how to use it.

So I FINALLY uploaded this, sorry It took me so long guys :/
Also this was filmed in December 2014, I just got extremely busy (uni life is hard), woops, aha

Thanks to piercehood for tagging me in this :)

Intro:

What is your name?
Where are you from?
What is your URL?
What is your twitter name?
Do you/have you ever written fanfiction/prefs/oneshots?
Have you done fanart? Can you show us?
Have you ever been noticed (tweet,follow ect) by the boys?
Have you ever met them?
Pronunciation:

Pronounce the following names:
5 Seconds of Summer
5sos
Luke Hemmings
Michael Clifford
Ashton Irwin
Calum Hood
Liz Hemmings
Mali-Koa Hood
Pronounce the following words:

Jiggly Puff,
Derp,
Vegimite,
Thongs,
Keek,
Boobs,
Australia,
Chocolate milk
Twitter
Unicorns
Pineapples
Drums
Guitars
Bass Guitar
Drumsticks
Plectrums
Pronounce the following quotes:

‘Take me out of the oven cause I am so done’
‘Dammit this fucking nipple’
‘Why would I risk my own life to cross a road, it’s called common sense motherfucker I’m out.’
‘I want a puppy and I wanna name it poopey’
‘#FuckEvenMoreBitchesGetEvenMoreMoney
‘I don’t like people, I’m not a people person’
Pronounce the following bromances:

Lashton
Mashton
Cashton
Cake
Malum
Muke
Pronounce the following songs:

She Looks So Perfect
Disconnected
Amnesia
What I Like About You
Lost Boy
Eighteen
Gotta Get Out
Try Hard
Wherever You Are
Out of My Limit
Voodoo Doll
Heartache on the Big Screen
Beside You
Heartbreak Girl
Teenage Dream
Good Girls Are Bad Girls
Pizza
General Questions:

Who is your fave in 5 Seconds of Summer?
What is your fave 5sos song?
What was the first 5sos song you heard?
What is your fave bromance?
Have you ever seen them live? (If so, elaborate. [When/Where/How many times – if more then once])
Kiss, date, fuck, marry
If you could get a picture with only one band member, who would it be and why?
If you could only meet one band member, who would it be and why?
Do you have any merchandise?
If you could have lessons from one band member on their instrument who would it be and why?

Annnnndddddd I tag sweaterpawawgxafi ohemmoh gigglingashtongirl coffeecupashton

I’ve seen so many posts with characters unwittingly admitting their feelings by talking aboutwht they smell when they sniff amortentia.  But what if it was the other way around?

Like I imagine Remus walking into Potions one day and seeing Amortentia written on the chalkboard.  He just thinks oops already know who I’m gonna smell.

And then when Slughorn calls on him and asks what he notices his first instinct is to lie.  But he sees Sirius’ face, and poor Padfoot looks a little nervous, and kind of sad?  So Remus just thinks fuck it and says “I smell leather, and sugar, and dried grass,and wet dog.”

Sirius is already looking dejected, but then he’s like wait… WET DOG DAMMIT MOONY WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME!!! THE SNOGGING WE’VE MISSED OUT ON!!!!

And he just lights up, and Remus knows he made the right call.

And then they snog and date and get married and never die.

anonymous asked:

Can you draw 20-year old modern makorra?

Sorry, art requests are closed. BUT I found this old mk doodle in my art folder…

^^ Mako tried to teach Korra how to lightningbend and she accidentally zapped him. 

~ART REQUESTS ARE CLOSED~