dammit luhan

EXO as Dragons

Baekhyun: *has black scales around his eyes* DOES THIS COUNT AS EYELINER?!

Chanyeol: *flies around burning as many things as he can* I LIKE FIYA. FIYA IS GOOD.

Chen: *is a rather small dragon* *”accidentally” looks down shirts*

Kai: OMG WHAT AN ADORABLE LITTLE PUPPY *accidentally burns the puppy* SHIT. SORRY.

Tao: *burns bag* MY GUCCI, NO

Xiumin: *awkward silence* Sehun, you have a lisp…. o.o

Sehun: I do not havth a lithp. e.o

D.O: *burns everything* BOW TO ME. 

Kris: *le Dragon king* No, bow to M-E.

Suho: *golden scales* I’m far more expensive than you,  Thehun.

Luhan: *casually perving on Sehun*

Xiumin: Stop perving on Sehun, dammit… ><

Luhan: *snaps out of it* What? I did -no- such thing.

Lay: I’MMA UNICORN >:3 *breathes fire*

Trying to get Luhan's attention like

Me: Hey Luhan can I talk to you for a minute?

Luhan: -not responding-

Me: Luhan…?

Luhan:

Me: Helloooo Luhan…?

Luhan:

Me: DAMMIT LUHAN LOOK AT ME!!!

Luhan:

Me: T______________T

Xiumin: Luhan someone’s talking to you.

Luhan: Huh? Did someone call me?

Me: -_-