dammit i'm so tired

you know, call me crazy, call me biased af, but i just think it’s bullshit that we get all these sappy, ridiculous climon scenes and malec can’t even finish a goddamn conversation without someone walking in…and demanding, once again, that magnus fix their problems.

The 2Ps when they're sleepy
  • 2P!America: *walks smack into a wall* ...., aGH fuck off i hate you
  • 2P!China: *yawns and snuggles up to you* mmHm... can you cuddle me pls
  • 2P!England: *drops like a fuCKING AVALANCHE OF SUgar into his dainty little teacup*
  • 2P!France: i h ate my lif e
  • 2P!Russia: snarky comments to literally anyone who talks to him
  • 2P!Italy: if you so much as look at me i swear to fuckng god,,
  • 2P!Germany: dAMMIT I'M SO TIRED
  • 2P!Japan: sleep is for the weak
  • 2P!Canada: LITERALLY SATAN
  • 2P!Romano: napping on someone's shoulder every time he gets the chance
  • 2P!Austria: being nocturnal has its downsides
  • 2P!Prussia: i shouldn't have stayed up playing video games last night....,, so much regret aaah

Lance: Twinkle twinkle little star, let’s have sex inside your car

Keith: *Getting into car* I don’t have a car

Lance: Yes you do I can see it-

Keith: I don’t have a sex *Rolls up window*

Imagine telling Sam a guilty pleasure...

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“You said you wouldn’t judge me!”

“You’re kidding.”

You tried to hide behind the sleeve of your jumper to avoid the contagious smile quickly growing on Sam’s face.

“It’s not that bad.” You said, putting your shoulders back and head up to look slightly less embarrassed.

“You’re right,” Sam replied, now grinning wildly and starting to walk out the room, “so it really won’t matter if I tell Dean then…” He shouted over his shoulder.

“Don’t you dare, don’t even think about it!!” You laughed after him as you began to chase him out the room.

Board Meeting for Alolan Forms

Exec one: “Okay guys we need Alolan form ideas, go.”

Exec two: “What about the Dratini line?”

Exec one: “Too difficult. I’m thinking something simpler.”

Exec two: “But we already made Meowth sassy and gave Rattata a mustache, what next give Grimer teeth?”

Exec one: “By GOD you’re a genius!”

Exec three: “Shouldn’t we be working on the new Pokemon, you don’t think this Alolan form thing is a little gimmicky? And why are we only giving it to Generation 1 Pokemon?”