damien michaels

  • Chloe: I currently have seven empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
  • Damien: Put spaghetti in it.
  • Chloe: I'm currently taking suggestions from everyone except for you.
  • Adam: Put spaghetti in it.
  • Chloe: I'm currently taking suggestions from everyone except for the two of you.
  • Caleb: Put spaghetti in it.
  • Chloe: I am no longer taking suggestions.
  • Butters: Wtf is Sephora it sounds scary.
  • Kevin: isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy?
  • Gary: no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels
  • Damien: No you’re thinking of a Seraph. A sephora is a second year college or high school student
  • Token: No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.
  • Tweek: no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.
  • Craig: No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.
  • Clyde: You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.
  • Kyle: You’re thinking of Safari. Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.
  • Ike: You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.
  • Stan: No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.
  • Cartman: No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the stupid Jews out of Egypt fucking bitch.
  • Kenny: No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.
  • Jimmy: No, you’re thinking of Sappho. Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.
  • Pete: No, you’re thinking of Zeppo. Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.
  • Michael: No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.
  • Bradley: No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.
  • Wendy: No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.
  • All boys: .....oh!!!!!!
To celebrate Saint Patrick’s day I give you ten Irish actor you would happy kiss.

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Michael Fassbender

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Colin O'Donoghue

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Pierce Brosnan

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Damien Molony

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Andrew Scott

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Colin Morgan            

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers

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Cillian Murphy

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Aidan Turner

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Domhnall Gleeson

Being Human fandom problems:

1. The show has been cancelled for 2 years.

2. There is no such thing as a happy ending; only death, the afterlife, and really open ended series finales.

3. There are only 36 episodes, and you have probably cried during each of them. 

4. Watching it once is an emotional journey. Rewatching it is a full-time emotional commitment, and you’ll spend a lot of money on tissues and counseling. 

5. The soundtrack haunts you. 

6. That one song that makes you weep in public because you sometimes hear it in your head when you’re sad. 

anonymous asked:

If I wanted to cheer the chracters up by giving them candy, what kinds would be their favorite (specific or general taste-wise like sour or gummy or fruity etc)? Who has a real sweet tooth (I feel like Dr Bright might but she has too much self control to really indulge)?

Oooh this is a really interesting question. And yes, I actually completely agree that Dr. Bright would have a sweet tooth. But let me try to break it down by character: 

Dr. Bright: Not a candy person, per say. But give her some fudge or mint chip ice cream and she will be much more inclined to do you favors. 

Sam: Anything small that she can eat in great quantities - m&ms, chocolate chips, trail mix. Something she can munch on while stressed. Peanut butter + chocolate = happy Sam. 

Caleb: He actually mostly avoids sugar - he eats pretty healthy for football and sugar puts him on edge, which is not a good mix with feeling everyone’s emotions. But every now and then, when their parents are out for dinner and Caleb’s in charge, he and his sister will set up a fully decked out sundae bar in their kitchen and go nuts (pun intended).

Adam: Hershey’s with almonds. He doesn’t like a lot of candy, but he can eat these bars in amazing quantities. 

Chloe: She’s going to choose real fruit over candy any day, but she does have a weakness for sour straws and warheads. 

Damien: Damien does not get joy out of eating candy. He’s too cool for such childish delights. Jk, he loves licorice. But not even the edgy, bitter black licorice; he likes those cherry Twizzlers you can untwist and eat strand by strand. 

Agent Green: Nonpareils. 

Mark: He was that kid that melted down a bunch of candy and made one massive, disgusting candy bar. Or fried a Snickers. He doesn’t necessarily love eating huge amounts of sugar, but he really liked experimenting. Now he’s a fan of salt water taffy. Except the banana flavor.