dam it rick

Let us find the dam snack bar,” Zoe said. “We should eat while we can.”
Grover cracked a smile. “The dam snack bar?”
Zoe blinked. “Yes. What is funny?”
“Nothing,” Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. “I could use some dam french fries.”
Even Thalia smiled at that. “And I need to use the dam restroom.”
Maybe it was the fact that we were so tired and strung out emotionally, but I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at us. “I do not understand.”
“I want to use the dam water fountain,” Grover said.
“And…” Thalia tried to catch her breath. “I want to buy a dam T-shirt.
—  The Titan’s Curse
Girlfriends Do When Their Boyfriends Are Being Flirted
  • Piper: I'll charmspeak her to fall for a brick.
  • Jason: That's not scary.
  • Piper: It's called hitting two birds with one stone.
  • Annabeth: I'll just beat the Hera out of her while I watch Percy laugh.
  • Percy: MIND READER!!
  • Calypso: Flirt? As if someone would flirt with Leo.
  • Leo: WHAT?! I'M FABULOUS!
  • Everyone: No you're not. Except for the times you sacrificed yourself.
  • Hazel: I'll summon a gem and make her take it.
  • Frank: I never knew what would happen if you'll pick it up.
  • Hazel: You don't want to know.
Tartarus

IM KINDA SAD THAT LIKE NO ONE TALKS ABOUT NICO DI ANGELO OFFERING HIS HAND TO PERCY WHEN THEY IS ABOUT TO FALL INTO TARTARUS LIKE I KNOW HE JUST WOULDVE FALLEN WITH THEM OR IF HE USED MAGIC MAYBE BUT STILL OF COURSE I STILL CARE ABOUT PERCABETH FRIKIN FALLING INTO TARTARUS BUT LIKE C'MON NO ONE ELSE OFFERED HELP AND LIKE JASON CAN FREAKIN FLY LIKE PSSHHH RICK RIORDAN CHOSE TO HAVE NICO OFFER HIS HAND AND IM CRYINGHHGHHDJQHSHSHEHCHDJWJSHCJ

Dam Falafel


Magnus:
“Hey, I could really use a falafel right now, guys. What do you say, Sam?”


*Sam smirks*


Annabeth:
“I could use some dam falafel, right Percy?”


*Percy snickers*

((apologising in advance for the rushed rec, my voice, an damned acoustic))

yeeeppp it’s a rick fansong for the way things left off in the finale.
ngl i wrote this piece of awful shit because tumblr user @dadvans fuCKED ME UP W HIS GODDAMn heartbreaking rick-and-family theories before bed last night THANKS

verses are 1 = for morty, 2 = for b.p. and 3 = for beth

i’m only a ghost of all the worlds left in hiding
and strong as you are, you’re just a boy of a past with no room for me
you’re just a flash of green
light in a world obscene
and i’m the one looking for trouble in a cosmic sea

oh, isn’t it sad?
i’m only a little bit bad
i don’t deserve the wrong one
but i’m the wrong one
(i’m the wrong one)

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