“Uptown Girl” was the best Warbler song because it wasn’t led by Blaine, Sebastian, or Hunter. It was like the writers suddenly remembered they was supposed to be a group, and oh yeah– other people had skills!
“Warbler Blaine! Warbler Kurt! Into the circle, please!” Wes calls,
waving them over to the cluster of Dalton Academy boys and Crawford
County Day girls seated on the floor of the Warblers’ rehearsal space.
seated next to Wes and his girlfriend, Roxanne, rolls his eyes and
flips his blond hair across his forehead. “Wes, you don’t have to call
everyone ‘Warbler,’ it’s not like this is an official meeting.”
“No, no, this is so
official!” Nick laughs from his seat next to David’s girlfriend, Abby.
“I want this in the official minutes at Monday’s meeting! David, make it
David, a little farther down the circle between Abby and
Trent, smirks and says, “See, this is why you’re not secretary. Because
you would actually put a game of 7 Minutes in Heaven at a forbidden,
co-ed, after-hours party on an official document where the faculty
advisor could see it.”
“You’re so full of crap, David! There’s no way we have a faculty advisor. I haven’t seen a teacher in weeks.”