Um, okay, so have any of you read Lord of the Flies? There’s this line and it’s about asthma but Ralph doesn’t know what asthma is so he calls it ass-mar, and then he says, “sucks to your ass-mar” and it’s the best line of the whole book. So at work today when I was bored I started tweeting “sucks to your ass-mar” to everyone and oh dear lord it translated over into hockey players and ended in Colby Armstrong calling me a nerd.

EDIT: I added the Taylor Hall one because I LOVE IT.

EDIT 2: Nail Yakupov replied and Jesse Blacker retweeted Hallsy’s tweet because we were tweeting him too, oops.

EDIT 3: Garrett Sparks responded to Gabi (AND ACTUALLY UNDERSTOOD!) and Jesse now tweeted himself and is confused. He then tweeted after being informed very defensively. 


Canucks Rookies - Dice and Ice 2013 [X]

Singing with Sarah Mclachlan

mrd336 asked:

What part of the states would you like to move too? I now follow you on here, Candice. It is me: Mark Raymond Dalpes!

Hi Mark, good to see you here! I’m interested in moving to California, ideally. I like warm weather so I don’t think I could handle the cold winters on the east coast! 

Wild signal goalie Michalek, three forwards

Up to date JUL 01, 2015 7:18p ET The Minnesota Wild made a number of strikes on Wednesday, together with the signing of goalie Stephen Michalek to a two-yr, entry-degree contract. The Wild additionally signed ahead Zac Dalpe, Ruslan Fedotenko and Marc Hagel. Michalek, 21, went 21-thirteen-thirteen with a .924 save proportion for Harvard in […]

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RFAs around the league

Hello all! Here’s a list of every team’s major league RFAs, for your offer sheeting pleasure. I took the liberty of highlighting some of the more interesting namesAnaheim: None (Pulkinnen has a couple years left guys)Arizona: NoneBoston: Etem Emerson (LW)Buffalo: Zac Dalpe © Matt Hackett (G)Calgary: NoneCarolina: David Rundblad (D)Chicago: Brandon Saad (LW) Joakim Nordstrom ©Colorado: Freddie Hamilton © Jordan Caron (RW) Stefan Elliot (D)Coumbus: NoneDallas: Jonathan Bernier (G) Jamie Oleksiak (D)Detroit: Joakim Andersson ©Edmonton: NoneFlorida: NoneLA: Nick Shore © Andy Andreoff © Martin Jones (G)Minnesota: Mikael Granlund © Erik Haula © Christian Folin (D)Montreal: Alex Galchenyuk © Brian Flynn ©Nashville: Taylor Beck (LW)New Jersey: Adam Larson (D) Eric Gelinas (D) Seth Helgeson (D)NYI: Brock Nelson © Anders Lee (LW) Thomas Hlckey (D)NYR: Jesper Fast (RW) Carl Hagelin (LW) JT Miller © Derek Stepan © Ryan Sproul (D)Ottawa: NonePhiledelphia: NonePittsburgh: Beau Bennet (RW) Ian Cole (D) Brian Domoulin (D)San Jose: Melker Karlsson © Brendon Dillon (D)St Louis: Vladimir Tarasenko (RW) Alex Chiasson (RW)Tampa Bay: Mark Barberio (D) Andrej Sustr (D) Luke Witkowski (D)Toronto: Nazem Kadri © Richard Pannik (RW) Brandon Kozum (RW) Tim Erixon (D)Vancouver: Sven Baertschi (LW) Linden Vey (RW) Ronalds Kenins (LW) Brandon McMillan (LW) Frank Corrado (D) Ryan Stanton (D) Adam Clendening (D) Yannick Weber (D)Washington: Braden Holtby (G)Winnipeg: Brett Connelly (RW) Dougie Hamilton (D) Keaton Ellerby (D) via /r/HockeyOffseason15


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