Um, okay, so have any of you read Lord of the Flies? There’s this line and it’s about asthma but Ralph doesn’t know what asthma is so he calls it ass-mar, and then he says, “sucks to your ass-mar” and it’s the best line of the whole book. So at work today when I was bored I started tweeting “sucks to your ass-mar” to everyone and oh dear lord it translated over into hockey players and ended in Colby Armstrong calling me a nerd.
EDIT: I added the Taylor Hall one because I LOVE IT.
EDIT 2: Nail Yakupov replied and Jesse Blacker retweeted Hallsy’s tweet because we were tweeting him too, oops.
EDIT 3: Garrett Sparks responded to Gabi (AND ACTUALLY UNDERSTOOD!) and Jesse now tweeted himself and is confused. He then tweeted after being informed very defensively.