I Have It All on Flickr.

She’s got implants, goatee, the evil eye - even a polka-dot bikini.

She looked at me from the top of a cash-register today, while her proud owners were ringing up my bill. I asked to take a photo of her, but the husband wasn’t very thrilled. The wife seemed to have fun, she laughed.

I only got a one shot, not wanting my visit to escalate into a marital issue…