psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: You know, some guys my age man… they forget about drinking milk. I don’t know why, maybe they forget how good milk is. Milk’s great. It’s natural, uh… it’s satisfying. I like it when it tastes cold. You just can’t beat it. So don’t you forget it. I’m drinking milk for good.

psychic: what the fuck

‘Friendly Reminder About Dallas Winston’

In most imagines that I see Dallas can just not keep it in his pants and was whoring around town while he has a girlfriend. Dallas wasn’t some whore-y cheater. He HAD a girlfriend,Sylvia. And he WAS pissed when she cheated on him. Even if there is girls throwing themselves at him, he would most likely stay faithful. Most boys then, were. Yeah they messed around and embarrassed other girls but at they end of the day they had their girl. Just like Soda, for example. He really loved Sandy and yeah, he embarrassed other girls but he wanted to MARRY her. Yeah, Dallas was a dick, but he wouldn’t cheat on his girl. Back then, even the worst greasers wouldn’t/couldn’t cheat on their girl.  They were faithful. It wasn’t like nowadays, how some guys wont even date girls if they cant get any and ‘side hoes’ are things that are normal to have. Dallas Winston is not a cheater, the boys dint even like cheaters. Like the way they told Johnny to stay away from girls because the way they are. It was more common then, for the girl to cheat on the guy. 

Originally posted by imlostinsantacarla

This has been a psa. 

“Dally had spent three years on the wild side of New York and had been arrested at the age of ten. He was tougher than the rest of us— tougher, colder, meaner. The shade of difference that separates a greaser from a hood wasn’t present in Dally. He was as wild as the boys in the downtown outfits..”  - S.E. Hinton The Outsiders

spiderman-berries  asked:

hey there!! i was wondering if i could request a dally x reader imagine? just basically something that's true to his character- ya know, a tough greaser and all that- but you two genuinely love each other & it's sweet? idk i just really love dally 😂 anyway, thank you! i love your account! ❤️

haha im assuming you want this really fluffy so here we go…
“what’s up dallas?”
he pulled me into an empty room at bucks. we’d been going out now for a couple months.
“here.” he said, holding out a thick ring and putting in my hand.
“what’s this?” i grinned, examining it.
“it’s my ring alright? and i don’t want you telling any of your dumb friends about it okay, its private, something for just us.”
i put it on my finger, “what does this mean, dally?” i asked in all seriousness.
he looked around, clearly not comfortable.
“do i have to spell it out for you, i means i love ya alright?”
i smirked.
“dallas winston? the dallas winston? love little old me?” i grinned loving every second of this and loving him even more.
“be quiet babe, you already know i’d do anything for you. man, this doesn’t sound like me at all. what are you doin to me.”
i burried my head into the crook of his neck, “i love you too.”

Every Outsiders fanfiction/imagine summed up in a post

Ponyboy: oMG gUrl u liK runNing aNd suNsEts 2? nAturEs frst gReN iz gOld

Sodapop: Hi I’m Ponyboy’s really hot, nice older brother. Also- cars. Btw we have great sex and you’re gonna convince me to go back to highschool

Darry: I lik 2 roof housez and also im rlly responsible and muscular. Alzo, i yell @ poniboi 4 evryting. B@d poni ¿wtf do u tink u doing?

Johnny: I’ve never spoken to another human being in my whole life. Every time I sneeze my parents beat me or the girl I’m interested in. Also, I’m rlly hardcore so let’s run away to Canada girl to escape our horrible parents bc I secretly have a job and earned money to buy tickets to Canada.

Steve: u lik cars and Steve tinks that’s hot. Also did I mention Steve likes cars?

Two-Bit: *is always drunk* *has never been sober ever* what is sober??? Makes you laugh by falling off of something and srsly injuring himself

Dally: I’m a cold hearted dick who hates and disrespects every girl except you. *cheats on you with another girl* wait no y/n itz no wat it loks lik!!1!!1!! *cries when you break up with him and leave* *plays guitar outside your window* *has your babies*

Unfortunately this won’t be 100% finished before I show this to Ralph and Tommy tomorrow, because I’m exhausted and my hands are seriously cramped (this is a 2 feet long drawing) but I’m proud of what I have done and its going to be such a huge honor meeting people I’ve admired so much for half of my life!

Consider this finished… For NOW