band members as things i've heard at school
  • patrick: i may be "tiny," but i can still kick your ass. don't try me bitch.
  • brendon: i'm not gay but i do have a major man crush on nick jonas, not gonna lie
  • someone: i thought it was ryan reynolds?
  • brendon: oh yeah. him too. also harry styles, justin bieber...
  • pete: i haven't slept in three days but i should be fine, ill grab a coffee at lunch
  • pete: *falls asleep on his desk literally 10 minutes later*
  • ryan: sorry i took so long, i was having a breakdown in the bathroom
  • gerard: *whispering* oh my god what the fuck is she thinking? double denim? what is this, the fucking 80's?
  • andy: i love you guys but can you please, please not?
  • someone: build!that!wall!
  • joe, loudly: HOW ABOUT NO, THANKS?
  • dallon: i'd literally rather be dead than hang out with you tomorrow
  • dallon: so yeah sure we can hang out, when?
  • frank: i'm a simple man, i love dogs and i like boobs
  • tyler: you ever come to the realization that school is kinda like prison? we're forced to do things, we have to eat at certain times, we're forced to interact with each other..
  • josh:
  • josh: you just blew my fucking mind
Emo Quartet Fandoms rn
  • Twenty One Pilots: WTF IS GOING??!?! THE EYE SHUT OMG!?! ARE THEY RELEASING NEW MUSIC?!! ARE THEY TAKING A BREAK?!?!I DON'T KNOW!! I'M SO CONFUSED!! WHAT. IS. HAPPENING?
  • Panic! At The Disco: Yeah! Beebo is killing it in Kinky Boots! Ryan is active on instagram! New music coming soon! WOOHOO!
  • Fall Out Boy: IF I CAN LIVE THROUGH THIS I CAN DO ANYTHING! FUCK YEAH CHAMPION! THE BOYS WERE ON TEEN TITANS! CHAMPION MUSIC VIDEO SOON!
  • My Chemical Romance: Nope. Still nothing. Apart from the fact that BOB FUCKING BRYAR CAME OUT OF HIS CAVE.

We all joke about 2019 being the year of the killjoys and danger days but honestly the way that america and north Korea are throwing temper tantrums,,,,,,, it might happen y'all

  • Me: Bands meaningful lyrics saved my life.
  • Twenty Øne Piløts: Coconut coconut shark in water
  • My Chemical Romance: so give the BLOOD, BLOOD! GALLONS THESE STUFF.
  • Panic! At The Disco: Everybody scream, its almost halloween, do the trick or treat!
  • Fall Out boy: dhdh hfhfjd frjsof susjef cm
  • Me: I need to stop obsessing towards my faves and everything they do.
  • Them: *breathe*
  • Me: *inhales* you are the cutest thing i love you so much and i would die for you and keep you safe and give you lots of hugs and lots of kisses and make you breakfast in the morning and i'd make sure you were always happy and make you smile and laugh *exhales*