dallas, dallas

NHL Coach Lingo

  • “Day-to-day” = damnit man, I’m a coach not a doctor.
  • “Lower body injury” = could be a toe, could be a knee, could be the groin, could be diarrhea.
  • “We’re not worried” = we’re losing but I can’t very well say ‘we’re boned’ on TV.
  • When asked how they plan on scoring: “uh, you know, we’re just gonna hockey harder than the other team and hope hockey happens. We can play hockey but we need to play hockier hockey.”
  • “We lost because we didn’t score” = I’m literally only here so I won’t get fined.
  • “We lost but there’s another game so we just have to play” = boys are bag skating tomorrow, nothing but bag skating.
  • After getting interviewed by Pierre McGuire: “I would love to stuff that mic up your nose.”
  • “We just need to bring our A game” = I’m literally just gonna be praying to the hockey God’s the whole game.

Them: “What’s your type?”
Me: ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼🤞🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼

Tyler Seguin 1.0

Plot: You and Tyler Seguin have been friends since you were in middle school, but when he was signed with the Bruins, your friendship slipped away until you were playing phone tag trying to catch up. Things only worsened when your family decided that a change in scenery was needed, and shipped the lot of you off to sunny California, effectively causing you to lose contact with the Seguin family all together. Fast forward seven years.

Warnings: Mentions of alcohol and recreational drug use.

This is my first imagine so let me know what you think, if I should continue, if I should stop and never write again, etc. Gonna be a two-shot if I continue.

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maya6060  asked:

HCs for dally having a sister that was born premature who is now 14 and he is protective of her. Please

A/N: tbh i myself & a few of my friends were born premature so i relate to this, i hope you like it!


- when he was younger he wasn’t really sure what had happened, he just knew his sister was purple and T I N Y

- he’s still not good at showing love or any emotion after they grow up but everyone knows to stay away from her

- if he gets thrown in the cooler, tim or darry or someone will look after her because dally’s lowkey that protective of her that even when he can’t see her,,,,, he can see her

- you think he’s bad just beating up a normal guy or someone hitting on his potential girl? just you wait

- if literally ANY O N E lays a hand on her they’re actually dead like he would not stand for that

- most of his caring for her comes out when he’s angry but she knows he cares

- if she’s around the guys he makes sure kid friendly mode is on, they’re going to be POLITE and RESPECTFUL and they always are, which dal appreciates

- he’s her hardcore idol, she loves him so much

- he’s always lookin out for her and making sure things are okay though he can still be tough mean dal

- tries not to let her see that side of him

- shelters her from his mean feelingless self and instead wants to be seen as a good big brother

- (((but once again he’s her idol so he can never disappoint her)))


Despair dir. Alex Prager (2010)