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Major League Soccer 2017 Season: Eastern Conference & Western Conference Teams

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“If you and Richard were seen out together for a while, if the public believed you were a couple…”
“Let’s just get this straight, shall we? Are you seriously suggesting I conduct some sort of faux-mance with Richard Troy in the tabloids, for the sole purpose of getting a few more bums in seats?”

| Act Like It, by Lucy Parker.

Do i look lonely– I see the shadows on my face.
People have told me i don’t look the same. Maybe i lost weight, i’m playing hooky with the best of the best , pull my heart out of my chest so that you can see it too~

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❝ Welcome to Major League Soccer. We’re messing with the big boys now. ❞

Alright folks, its that time of the year again. You guessed it, its time for the US Open Cup. MLS teams enter the competition in the 4th round and because the 3rd round ties have not been played yet, MLS teams have been draw against 2 teams; the winner of the tie will become their opponent in the 4th round. MLS teams are highlighted in bold. 

US Open Cup 4th round draw for MLS teams is as follows:

  • NERevolution will host RochesterRhinos / GPS Omens
  • NewYorkRedBulls will host NYCFC
  • Philadelphia Union will host Reading United / City Islanders 
  • DC United will host Christos FC / FC United
  • FC Cincinnati / Louisville City FC will host Columbus Crew
  • Atlanta United will host Jax Armada FC / Charleston Battery
  • Orlando City SC will host The Miami FC / Tampa Bay Rowdies
  • Michigan Bucks / Saint Louis FC will host Chicago Fire
  • North Carolina FC / CLT Independence will host Houston Dynamo
  • Sporting KC will host Minnesota United
  • Colorado Rapids will host Switchbacks FC / Energy FC
  • Reno1868 FC / SacRepublic FC will host Real Salt Lake
  • LA Galaxy will host L.A. WOLVES FC / Orange County SC winner
  • SJ Earthquakes will host San Francisco Deltas / Phoenix Rising FC
  •  Seattle Sounders will host Portland Timbers
  • SanAntonio FC will host FCDallas -OR- FCDallas will host Roughnecks FC

Some rivals have been draw together (Clint is about to rip up another book), which tie are you most excited for?! Let us know!

me when my favorite player misses a goal: oh, come the fuck on! you’re killing me. you have to be better than this, jfc. completely unacceptable. get your shit together. this is absolutely ridiculous. god, you’re shit today.

person beside me: yeah, he really is pretty shit.

me: hey, you shut your filthy mouth. he’s perfection.