It’s Finally done after weeks of work! i redesigned the freelancers from Red vs Blue as robots based on personality, looks, and skills and wow it took me a LOT longer than I thought it would! I basically thought to myself “what if the agents…but robots”. if you want a more eloquent reason, just imagine an AU where none of the agents survived but they’re brought back as AI and given specialized bodies like Lopez.
Because it’s a lot of info and images i’ll be putting info on them under a read more if you’re curious about their designs! right click and open images in a new tab below the cut to see them better and hopefully read my dismal handwriting
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Agents Maine and Washington are the only ones on the Mother of Invention who know sign language. And, like, they’re ALWAYS TALKING IN IT like super long, fast conversations. Wash will be talking to Connie and simultaneously signing to Maine at the same time. Maine will laugh. (Well. Chuckle. Maine doesn’t -laugh-.)
Everyone is really fuckin curious because Maine doesn’t talk, except he and Wash have conversations that last hours and no one understands what they’re saying (except maybe Florida? But who knows with that fucker)
So, like, Maine and Wash get sent on this super long mission, like a few weeks. And York spends the entire time on the internet learning sign language. He’s determined.
Finally the pair gets back and York is ready, so fuckin ready to see -
- and Wash and Maine are signing the bee movie to each other.
(York runs crying into North’s room. North throws him a bottle of vodka and sighs.)