Insulting Haikyuu!! pickup lines
Yamaguchi: Tsukki you remind me of the ocean
Tsukishima: Why’s that
Yamaguchi: Because you’re incredibly salty and everyone is afraid to get too deep in to you because they know there’s a ton of fucked up shit underneath
Tsukishima: That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
Sugawara: Daichi you put a cement mixer to shame
Daichi: How come
Sugawara: Because I’ve never seen something so thick get so hard as fast as you do
Hinata: Kageyama you’ve always reminded me of the mountains.
Hinata: Because you’re pretty to look at but too much effort to get close to.
Kageyama: Yeah well you might as well be the sun when I feel like I’m going blind by looking at you
Hinata: You wanna fight?
Kenma: You wanna know how you’re like a stray cat, Kuroo?
Kenma: You stick your ass up for anyone who touches you
Kuroo: That’s horrible
Tendou: Hey Wakkun, ever wondered why people liken Shiratorizawa to swans?
Ushijima: Because they’re beautiful and graceful?
Tendou: Because you’re fucking terrifying