But,” you say, “Rey doesn’t fall to the Dark Side.”

She doesn’t fall, no, she doesn’t turn evil.  But watch that scene again.  She closes her eyes.  She reaches for the Force.  And when she opens her eyes again, she snarls.  She beats Ren back with brute strength and vicious, choppy saber-blows, like Luke used in Return of the Jedi when the Dark Side tempted him.  When Ren’s forced to his knees, she circles him with the Dark Side stalk.  Daisey Ridley delivers a perfect physical quote of Ray Park’s Darth Maul.

—  reading Max Gladstone’s blog and I come across this and I just… Wow.

It started out with a yiff
How did it end up liek this? owo?
It was only a yiff
It was only a yiff

Nyow I’m falling asleep uwu
And she’s calling a cab
While he’s having a yiff
And she’s glomping a drag

Nyow they’re going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head (OwO whats this?)

But she’s glomping his chest nyow
He takes off her dress nyow
Let me go (awooooo) >:3c