dairy queened

The song is just about growing up in England. Like, Americans don’t really smoke roll-ups. Like the hand-rolled cigarettes. And they don’t really booze either when they’re younger. They were really surprised that we were drinking straight vodka at fifteen, but I feel like every 15-year-old buys a little cheap, like, four quid bottle of vodka from Co-op, shares it between all their mates, and throws up at a historical landmark. Like, that’s such an English thing.
—  Ed Sheeran being an English thing on Rutland Radio, January 2017.
cute things the signs are likely to do
  • aries: tell you about their crazy ideas and genuinely ask what you think
  • taurus: hand the popcorn bucket over every 3 minutes at a movie
  • gemini: acknowledge your story when nobody else in the group heard you
  • cancer: talk about you to their mom all the time
  • leo: cook for you and ask if it's good after every bite
  • virgo: whisper the answer when the teacher calls on you
  • libra: talk to somebody that's mad at you to try and get them over it
  • scorpio: pop out from behind things and scare you but laugh with you, not at you, when you scream
  • sagittarius: pick you up at midnight to go to dairy queen
  • capricorn: stay up all night to listen to you complain about something stupid
  • aquarius: mooch your food 24/7 but always offer you a bite of theirs when they have some
  • pisces: buy you things after you've had a breakup

A Dairy Queen in Illinois has been shut down after franchise owner called black mom the n-word

A Dairy Queen restaurant in Zion, Illinois, has been shut down, following an incident in which franchise owner Jim Crichton called a biracial customer a racial slur. On Jan. 4, Crichton reportedly called 21-year-old mother Deianeira Ford and her children “n*gger” after Ford asked for a refund after not receiving her full order at the drive-thru window. Read more.

  • Albus: Teddy, pretend to be my mom to Scorpius's mom.
  • Teddy: [picks up the phone] Hello? This is...Mum Potter. The children are playing swords. Sorry. Playing with swords. Oh no. They are dead. Do not call again. [hangs up]
  • Scorpius and Albus: ...
  • Teddy: Sorry, I panicked.