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Little Family (Part 3) - Calum Imagine

Requested: yep

Content Warning: mild swearing lol

Word Count: 1168 (yee baby)

Author: Emi :3

Notes: i have no life so i update fast  (⊙︿⊙✿)  (  ゚,_ゝ゚)

Calum finds out your pregnant Part 3

(Click here for Part 1)

(Click here for Part 2)



“Hey Calum?” she whispered-yelled, slightly shaking his shoulders.

“Hmm…” He shifted in his sleep, facing away from Y/N. She frowned and walked over to the other side of the bed.

“Calum wake up dammit!” She heard a grunt and slowly, his eyes narrowed at her.

He turned his head over to the bedside clock and groaned. “It’s 2 am, Y/N. What do you want?”

“I’m going out.” she said. That was when Calum noticed the light jacket she’s wearing. Even though it’s summer right now, Calum insisted on making Y/N wear a jacket everywhere she goes. Especially now when she’s going out at 2 am London. She’s 5 months down and her belly is pretty obvious by now.

“Where are you going?” he mumbled sleepily, feeling his eyes droop.

“I want—Well, this monster wants coconut water apparently. And some ice cream. The one with tons of nuts.” Y/N smiled innocently, gesturing at her bump.

Calum groaned again. “This child. I swear.” he grumbled as he stood up and put on some pants, a hoodie and sneakers as quick as he can. Y/N was already standing by the front door handing Calum the car keys. She seemed so cheerful for someone who woke up at 2 am. For fucks sake. Pregnant women are a handful. But Calum was more than happy to give Y/N whatever she needed. He’s just having a really hard time showing it.

When they got to the nearest 24-hour grocery store, Y/N went straight to the frozen dairy aisle with Calum following closely behind, shielding his eyes from the intense light of the store. The band was really busy but they had left him about a week and a half of break to take care of Y/N. He thought it was going to be a relaxing period but he was dead wrong.

“We’re here, Y/N. Go get your ice cream so I can sleep again.” Calum grumbled as he stood beside Y/N in front of the ice cream section. Then he noticed how wet Y/N’s cheeks were. She was crying.

He rolled his eyes and wrapped his arms around her still. Mood swings are the worst. “What now, Y/N?”

She sniffed and wiped her tears with her jacket sleeve. “I was looking at which ice cream I should get for the baby and then I started thinking about what would be his, or hers, favorite ice cream flavor would be when they grow up. And—*sniff*—And I was just imagining how perfect they would be whatever ice cream flavor he, or she, chooses. I love this baby so much Calum. I want the best for him, or her.”

Calum sighed and embraced her. That’s right. They’ll be having another visit to the doctor’s to check the baby’s gender soon. Calum knows he’ll be over joyed whatever the results may be. As long as it’s with Y/N, he’s happy.

They pulled away and Calum smiled at her. Y/N giggled at their situation.

“Sorry. We’re in the middle of the grocery and I’m sobbing over stupid things.” she said, a blush creeping up on her cheeks.

He shook his head, “Nah. It’s okay, babe. We’re practically the only ones here anyway.”

After getting a giant tub of ice cream and the coconut water, Calum drove them home while Y/N couldn’t wait for the ice cream, causing her to eat the frozen dairy inside the car. The moans she let out while eating it was hell for Calum all the way home, that’s for sure.


“Wait, so he’s healthy as fuck, right?”

Calum laughed at Y/N’s inappropriate language while the doctor just gave her a small smile, understanding how pregnant women can be aggressive sometimes.

“Yes, Ms. Saige. Your baby boy is fit as babies can be and there are no complications, whatsoever. Congratulations to both of you.” he said.

On the ride back to their apartment, Y/N was staring at the black and white image of an ultrasound. She was fascinated at how there’s a living person inside of her. And it’s a boy. A baby boy! She was ecstatic! Her smile was probably not going to disappear for a while. And Calum enjoyed the sight of it.

“Wait don’t open the door yet!” Calum told her as the car stopped in front of their apartment. He quickly went over to Y/N’s side and opened the door for her, being a complete gentleman through and through.

“I assume the news of your son has made you giddy and slightly mental.” she giggled.

“I don’t know what you mean.” Calum grinned, guiding her to the front door.

“Mhmm.” Y/N smiled, feeling weightless even if her back is a bit sore from the 8-month baby bump.

When Calum opened the door, blue streamers flew across their faces and a chorus of “Congratulations!” greeted them.

Inside their living room was bothe their families, the band and more of Y/N and Calum’s friends, all wearing proud smiling happy faces.

“What? What’s all this?” Y/N’s smile from this morning grew even bigger, as if it was possible.

Y/N’s bestfriend walked forward and hugged her. “It’s a baby shower for you, sluggo! Congratulations for the little man!”

“But how did you—How did any of you know he’s a boy?” Y/N asked, gesturing at the blue party decor and looked at Calum expectantly.

He grinned sheepishly, “I sorta called the doctor yesterday. He got the results from your 6 month check-up before.”

She was shocked as she playfully punched his arm. “You promised it will be a surprise!”

“Well, surprise!” he chuckled and pulled her close. “I am extremely happy, Y/N.”

Y/N shook her head at him as he pressed his lips on hers, feeling her smirk through the kiss, as people around them cheered.

Soon, Y/N and Calum was surrounded by their loved ones and watched them as they opened their gifts.

They got a stroller from Ashton, a bunch of baby clothes from Luke and a collection of rubber nipples from Michael (the little fucker) Calum’s parents gave the baby a beautifully carved wooden crib. Y/N’s parents bought a diaper bag filled with all the babies necessities. Even John Feldman got them a hanging crib toy with a small plastic replica of Luke’s guitar, Michael’s guitar, Ashton’s drums and Calum bass. It was so beautiful and so sweet that Y/N had another waterwork meltdown.

Soon every gift was opened and the guests had congratulated the couple once more and left. leaving Calum and Y/N.

“You know we need to start thinking of names for him.” Calum said as he plopped down the couch beside Y/N.

She nodded and cuddled next to him. “We should. Especially since there’s very little name that goes with Hood. I mean, my name alone next to yours is laughable as it is.”

He chuckled then realized she was right.

“Oh my God. That’s true. My son will never have a name now. We’ll be having a nameless child, Y/N. I’m so sorry. I’ve failed you.”

She giggled. “Stop being a drama queen. We’ll find something. I’m sure of it.”

He smiled.

But that got him thinking.

What if Calum’s last name was Y/N’s last name, too?

They have the child, don’t they?

Why not continue from there?

-well this is one of my best, if i do say so myself. yep. that’s some good shit right there. yep yep yep. some good shit indeed. OH YEAH AND SUGGEST SOME NAMES FOR CALUM’S FIRST BORN YEA?  let me know if you want more of this and I’ll see what i can do. Also don’t forget to request for more stuff! we have amazing writers so go and bother them with tons of requests okay? okay. you guys rock - Emi :3


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